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marriedmale
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by marriedmale
in reality, the chances of you meeting someone at a munch that you fancy for a shag are marginal

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I didn't write that ! (Scandal you edit-happy sod !)
I would like to point out (just for the record !) that
1. I am not moaning, and
2. yes, my experience may be different to others, and
3. yes, some people may meet someone new every day and go have fun.
4. etc
Nevertheless, the odds are stacked against this, it has nothing to do with peoples character, membership of a forum, munches, the price of fish or anything else, only the sheer numbers of single guys out there looking for the same thing.
Some good posts though - it is interesting to see what other people think / feel, and it's only a shame more don't contribute - I know I didn't do so for years, and only relied on the ad's (or other sources), and wish now that I had dipped my toe in a long time ago.
However, you are all mad !
Quote by PoloLady
edit - do you know I have had the pleasure of 6 firemen so far and all but one of them wanted to wear my stockings and panties confused

:shock:
So that's what they mean by fire-hose
Quote by PoloLady
I am glad you clarified it though - I took it to mean you were suggesting acceptance by the forum.

Oh no !!!!
The forum is what it is - a forum, and I sincerely hope it remains that way (management take note !) - as free expression is incredibly important. I'm not sure how it will balance with 'economic' factors (I'm keeping my fingers crossed on this one).
Also, I think you're a little more direct than I am !
Quote by PoloLady
I think that bit should be edited to...
the chances are fucking non-existant unless 'accepted'

I'm still chuckling about that ....... I wish you'd just say what you mean instead of beating around the bush (no pun intended !)
Now I really DO understand what you mean - in the same way that:
"I'm always in the shit - it's just the depth that varies"
....by whoever you are trying to meet.
As a single guy, I take that to be a couple, single female, group, single male, whatever.
e.g. A couple wish to meet a single guy.
If there are 1000 couples and 300,000 single males, and all of the single males are considered equal, then they have a 1 in 3000 chance of being 'picked'.
Now but using whatever 'selection criteria' (read 'acceptance') they may choose from a pool of 50 males.
That's a BIG difference ! (600 times different).
That's the point I'm making.
Quote by PoloLady

For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.

You have no idea what a fucking crap day feels like yet!
I assure you your crap day is barely a nugget of greyish-white poodle poo in the grand scheme of crap days. When you have had a the experience of a great steaming elephant turd being the last dropping on your personal mountain of poo, then you can moan about having a crap day!
Oh but I do (or at least I think I do)
Maybe I have a lower 'crap tolerance' than others, but relatively speaking, it has been pretty crap - off the scale on a personal level.
They say shit happens, yeah, true, but it doesn't make you feel any better when the shit is happening to you though does it ? Maybe tomorrow will look different, maybe it won't, either way, it's good to have a 'distraction' like this sometimes.
If your day is shit too, I hope it gets better !
Quote by PoloLady
Well however hard it is to meet 'genuine' people - it is still a darn sight easier than trying to meet alien life!
Unless you live in some back-water American state where spaceships land every 30 minutes on some out in the sticks hick farm, abduct the state idiot and conduct anal-probes.
Am I drifting off of the subject now confused

Just a little maybe ?
Quote by little gem
I can think of several single guys on this site that also prove the exception the stated rule!

That was my point - how many members of this site are single males ?
You said you know several. What I'm saying is that statistically, the chances are MUCH slimmer unless 'accepted'. To qualify what I mean by accepted, I don't expect that anyone should jump through hoops, but anyone who would just read a post and think - OK, lets go meet them would be crazy - they could be just about anyone.
Neil, you said it's not vetting, but it is - even in 'real' life, we all vet the people we meet, otherwise, surely everyone would be friends with everyone else, and that really isn't the case. I don't mean by this that there are any standards being applied, but tastes or preferences.
I also believe that people take you 'how they perceive you to be'rather than who you really are.
Genuine, hmmm.
There are a few people who are fairly normal, open about what they do, yes.
And for every one of them, there are a thousand who have never swung, been dogging, or maybe even ventured past the missionary position. For a site of over 400k people, the majority of the forum posts and adverts some from a small minority.
Frankly, as a single guy, it's damnedx near impossible to gain acceptance into a group of truly genuine swingers / doggers or any other 'specialist' group, because they don't know who you are, and therefore cannot trust you. I speak from experience.
Sure there seem to be a few decent people here, but in reality, the chances of you meeting someone for a shag are marginal UNLESS you are willing to be vetted by whatever means the group you are trying to join stipulates.
It's tough, the odds are crap, and it's a buyers market - good luck (you'll need it !)
Tony
PS. Don't give up if you are really looking for something though ....... it took Colonel Sanders 2 years and 2000 visits before someone bought his KFC recipe. It might take you just as long !
Quote by dambuster
And the childish fucking pack of wolves (for that read - mindless sheep) that follow them around

You didn't post in there then did you ?
innocent
I certainly don't want to pick an argument with you as you have made very eloquent and reasoned arguments elsewhere in the forum, for topics which really do need to debated, so I know you are intelligent and have principles and opinions. I will say however that this felt like a direct criticism of my post and that it was not meant to be in a 'humurous' manner in any way.
We all have opinions, hell, it's what makes the world such an interesting place, but ffs don't start moaning about others picking on an obvious troll (NB: they were troll threads, asking questions is just another troll technique for drawing people in). If a troll isn't dealt with, they'll just try harder - they're only trying to bring discord to the forum, and by slagging each other off, they have done so (although not in the thread they intended, so maybe he/she/it missed it).
I hope we meet up at some point so I can tell you "Bollocks" to your face, then have a laugh about it ! wink
I'm pissed off that I got drawn in to a degree, but only to take the piss, and out of the troll, not other members. You will also note that I was having a particularly shitty day yesterday (details of which, I will not put in writing on the 'net) but if we meet, I'll explain and you will understand.
Okay, got it off my chest now. End of moan.
(But thanks for keeping me alive !)
Tony
Quote by Jas-Tim
Errrr!!!! and me please, I'm a lady, Honest innocent

You do know I'll expect you to prove this to me next time we meet don't you?
Right down to the waxed legs and frilly pantaloons lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Pantaloons ?
Oh..... not commando anymore then ?
Not good enough for you unless I'm wearing pantaloons now ?
You're never happy ....
sad
(just kidding)
I don't really know you both, but it's still good news !
Congratulations both.
Tony
Quote by ms_naughty
I like Irish cream .. its thicker !
redface
M_N XxX

I'll stop off at Tesco on the way - what size pot shall I get ?
:twisted:
A big one .. plzzz
lol :lol:
M_N XxX
Yeah yeah, but what size pot of cream shall I get ?
wink
If you really want a giggle, if you are visiting the one that says "All your way", ask them for a plain burger.
That's it.
Just a burger.
No bun !
They'll do it as well (we tried it for a laugh). They even wrap it for you - hahaha
I must have too much time on my hands, as I have just scrolled back as far as the previous threads go to see which was the earliest - and this was it.
Even more amazing, I recognize one of the nixks in the postings !
Quote by ms_naughty
I like Irish cream .. its thicker !
redface
M_N XxX

I'll stop off at Tesco on the way - what size pot shall I get ?
:twisted:
Sorry if I seem to be in a particularly sarcastic mood today - it's because I am.
Some days one just cannot tolerate fools, and I guess this is one of those days for me.
So if I seem to have lost my sense of humour (however strange it may be) that's the reason why.
For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
You should be able to find what you are looking for here .....

Is that what you meant ?
Yeah,
A coffee and a chat would be nice.
Plus, if you're going my way, a lift would be just great !
Quote by little gem
Maybe he is an Ann Summers biatch???
:giggle:

Gem,
You're assuming it is the male member of the 'couple' shown in the profile.
I certainly hope you are not stereotyping single guys as 'infantile tossers' ?
(Even if some of them really are !)
I'm kidding, I know you would - ROFPMSL
Ditto !
I need an "Ignore this thread" button on my membership now though.
For some reason, even though it's an obvious childish troll, I have to keep bloody replying.
I've even tried putting a pice of black insulation tape on the monitor so I can't see it, but then someone posts in it and bumps it again.
Arg - I've done it myself now - I'm off to adjust the tape.
bbl
rolleyes
Quote by little gem
Why do I now have the image of someone getting off on the fact they have brand new see through pvc luggage to show off all their normally unseen packing skills to the masses! lol

Bloody hell Gem !
You may just have something there ......
Does anyone make this sort of stuff yet ?
Err.... I don't want ony you understand - I ask merely for information !