"A three chord symphony crashes into space"
I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
As it's the new equinox, and the sun is shining today, a topical shorty .....
Spring is spring,
The grass is riz,
I wonders where
The doggers is ?
Actually.......
It WAS 8 minutes - look at the posting times of the orig' then st3v3's = 8 mins.
I'm off to buy a new watch - brb !
... or:
"Is that the time ?" whilst looking at a clock or their watch.
Doh !
:shock:
That should get them flocking in ......... NOT !
How long before this gets moved / locked / flushed ?
starting the stopwatch at 13:00 hrs precisely
No more bloody Romans jokes !
I spent more time reading about the bloody romans than anything else.
Anyone posting Roman jokes will be stoned (even if they haven't said Jehovah).
:twisted:
No more Life of Brian jokes !
It took days to get the last one out of everyone's system ......
In fact, no more Roamns either !
Shoot - repeatedly. (He'd be shagged then wouldn't he ? hahaha)
I really detest that man (Sorry !)
Debbie Harry
Dawn French ..... again ?
Oh, OK, I'll shag her - maybe she'll stop coming back then !
PMSL
Moira Stewart
shag, marry, shag
shag
shag
shag !
Am I over-doing it a bit ?
(Hell I would though)
Joan Collins ?
Shoot - see too bloody much of her !
(Carol, If you are a member of this site, I'm only kidding, and I'd love to shag you !)
Hehe
Camilla Parker-Bowles ?
OK, Gaby Roslin - Shag.
Des Lynham ?