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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
well mine would be full of sex toys

Wow, got a live one here today! :violin: :violin:
Maybe the qty of toys suggests a certain level of self-gratification ?
PMSL
Quote by
anal fisting not my bag baby
but what ever turns you on and even in a hotel lobby?

What's 'your bag' then 'baby' ?
So far you have told us nothing more than the fact that you are a travelling salesman for a sex toy company who uses cheap hotels ....... well, that's what I've deduced from your post history.
Wanna prove me wrong ?
How old are you incidentally ?
Quote by
well mine would be full of sex toys

Go on then..... describe them, and tell us which works best for you ?
And why ?
I've stayed in more than a few hotels - some of them good, some of them bad, and I feel this generates a deep yearning inside me to find out from other people their feelings on .....
Anal fisting, whilst using toys, is it better outdoors or in a hotel ?
flipa
C'mon , offer some opinion or your views, don't just ask questions.
And don't tell fibs either ! (If you worked in the sex toy industry, you wouldn't have posted the orig')
Quote by
i work in the sex toy industry and would like to know if it`s a rabbit or 7"cock and balls?

As well as the hotel industry ?
When someone clearly starts 'trolling' !
Quote by name change to protect the innocent
have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
redface

A lot of people walking in the front door with luggage :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup:
but what was in the luggage?
I also doubt whether anyone would know what was in the luggage anyway, unless they were a thief or had very 'special' eyesight. I am of course excepting all those occasions when someones luggage bursts open as they enter the lobby ......
And of course, the 'luggage exhibitionists' that can't help but show you what they've got stashed in their case .......
WTF is the point of this ?
Quote by
but what was in the luggage?

Post something without asking a question ....... I dare you !
C'mon, tell us who / what you are, why you want to know, SOMETHING !!!!!
If you think you can just troll like that, it ain't gonna work.
As it's the new equinox, and the sun is shining today, a topical shorty .....
Spring is spring,
The grass is riz,
I wonders where
The doggers is ?
Quote by st3v3
Are you the Judean People's Front?

No !!!!
We're the Peoples Front of Judea !
Judean People's Front ! (Wankers)
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
He's bloody quick that St3v3, lol

:shock:
Do you mean he 'gets on with it quick', or that the job is all over and completed quick ?
Hehehe
Actually.......
It WAS 8 minutes - look at the posting times of the orig' then st3v3's = 8 mins.
Quote by little gem
I think I've spent too much time talking to Rose... she's got me in your little "punish me please!" club already! :shock: Corrupted! :shock:

:shock:
:shock:
That should get them flocking in ......... NOT !
How long before this gets moved / locked / flushed ?
starting the stopwatch at 13:00 hrs precisely
No more bloody Romans jokes !
I spent more time reading about the bloody romans than anything else.
Anyone posting Roman jokes will be stoned (even if they haven't said Jehovah).
:twisted:
No more Life of Brian jokes !
It took days to get the last one out of everyone's system ......
In fact, no more Roamns either !
I've heard of 'middle-age burnout' but that's ridiculous !
How many times have I told you not to smoke in bed ?
rolleyes
Shoot - repeatedly. (He'd be shagged then wouldn't he ? hahaha)
I really detest that man (Sorry !)
Debbie Harry
Quote by hornyss
hi all, very new to this scene , been to one location but nothing going on both times we have been. wheres the best places to go? what are the best times? any help is very much appreciatted, thanks x

To be honest, if someone with no post history asks for specific locations, I for one am very suspicious. You may well be genuine, but with the number of 'spoiled' locations recently, you may need to get to know a few dogging couples / singles before anyone will reveal where it's happening !
Quote by redpantherman
Shoot.... but we all know his son will have a vendeta against me for the rest of my life
Penny Smith... on the morning tv show thingy!

Shag !
Danny DeVito
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:shock: natandh & binxy in south wales..!!!
Time to buy a shed & head on out to sheep country bolt

Hey! What about me ! :cry:
OK, time to buy a Seren and head out into Sassy country !
Dawn French ..... again ?
Oh, OK, I'll shag her - maybe she'll stop coming back then !
PMSL
Moira Stewart
shag, marry, shag
shag
shag
shag !
Am I over-doing it a bit ?
(Hell I would though)
Joan Collins ?
Shoot - see too bloody much of her !
(Carol, If you are a member of this site, I'm only kidding, and I'd love to shag you !)
Hehe
Camilla Parker-Bowles ?