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20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Shoot ( annoying twee little mare )
Gaby Roslin ( I know what I'd do :twisted: )

I'll join you !

20 Mar 2006

Shoot for being so bloody miserable.
Anthea Turner

20 Mar 2006

In McDickheads' when they say "Do you want a hot fruit pie with that ?"
I didn't ask for one, no I don't want one ! - Would you like a Mc Poke-in-the-eye ?
Pah !

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20 Mar 2006

SHOOT - Walkers crisps - need I say more ?
Ethan Hawke

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20 Mar 2006

shag shoot and marry, although not in that order !

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20 Mar 2006

Shag !
Lionel Blair

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20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
if you need a hand, I'm sure some of the lovely ladies from this site who live nearer might offer, or try your local doctors and ask the nurse to help!

Nurse !!!!

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well, as a member of the medical profession, I could volunteer my services free of charge to any man who doesn't want to do his own check :twisted:

Nurse !!!
I can see that there might a VERY long queue forming somewhere in Glamorgan.
:twisted:
On a more serious note, you're right, it is no effort at all to check, and could save your life - not something to be mucked around with. Having lost a friend to cancer a few years ago, I agree with Dambuster - early warnings should be heeded - better to have a false alarm than the alternative.

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20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
Granted:;-
MarreidMale:- Certified by Sarah for having a strange sense of humour!

Awwww - thanks, I've gone all gooey inside !

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20 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
Robbie Williams once did an advert about this............
So girls get feeling

Was that an offer ?
:twisted:

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20 Mar 2006

It does exist, but the chances of anyone telling you where are extremely slim due to the number of 'spoilers' using the net. It's unlikely that until you are known well by a few couples that you will ever learn of any daytime locations, and they move around a lot too.
Best thing is get yourself known first.

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20 Mar 2006

Quote by Darkfire
mondays is bi night and your profile says your str8, i go most mondays so be sure to say hi if you do go
it don't open till 7pm mondays tho

watch it mate, she's polishing the strap-on as we speak !! lol

I know this is a bit OT, and a slight hijack, but if the lady uses a strap on with a guy, is that a 'bi' thing ?

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20 Mar 2006

Quote by da69ve
My wife is a twin.......it would never happen in a million years...trust me on that one!!

I have to disagree with you Dave - your wife maybe not, but another pair of twins - yes.

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20 Mar 2006

It depends !
If you are a couple or single female placing an ad', then local means about 30 miles radius (or thereabouts).
If you are a single guy replying to an ad', then local really means 'anywhere outside the arctic circle'
Hehe - sad but true.

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16 Mar 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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16 Mar 2006

'Seeing' to it right now !

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by cc_7up
In the meantime young lady d'you fancy a fuck? :grin:
cc_7up

You're a smooth talking bar steward aren't you ?
PS. If it works, let me know !
LMAO

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by paul3765
AC/DC on the album dirty deeds there is a track called "squealer" :!:

On the same album there is also:
Big Balls
and of course ....
Dirty Deeds ! (done with sheep)
err.... that doesn't sound right....

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16 Mar 2006

Oh, and where do I need to go for these private lessons ?
wink

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
its very very worrying,are half the country illiterate??

Whilst I understand your particular viewpoint on the general level of basic grammatical education, spelling accuracy and vocabulary of people using this site, I really do believe that questioning someones parentage is off-limits.
rolleyes

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16 Mar 2006

Whatever profession you're in, it's the wrong one - you should be writing !
or,
Can I have some of whatever you're on please ?

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16 Mar 2006

Oasis - Fuckin' in the bushes
Beautiful South - Don't marry her fuck me
They just keep coming and coming (no pun intended !)

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
redpantherman wanders away from laptop with Acquired Brain Injury...
* Traumatic Brain Injury
* Mild Acquired Brain Injury
* Mild Closed Head Injury
* Post Traumatic Vision Syndrome
* Stroke
* Cerebral Palsy & also Cerebral Vascular Trauma...
:crazy: :silly: :borg:

Have you been snorting the tequila again ?

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16 Mar 2006

Pass my towell to Miss N.

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16 Mar 2006

Quote by lilnfil
makes me go all weak at the knees :inlove:
lil xx

:shock:
I wish I could go all week ........

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16 Mar 2006

Generally HP or Epson work out best for this IF you use aftermarket cartridges (IMHO)
The cheapest cost-per-page will always by laser though (B+W).
Hope that helps a little

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16 Mar 2006

Paco Rabanne, D&G and Joop.
I had stopped using Joop because EVERYONE was using it, but after some of the comments in here, I'm off to buy a bulk container of the stuff !

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14 Mar 2006

I vaguely remember a Motorhead track too, which included the line
"Lemme Lemme, fluck her, fluck her"
Or something like that, not sure what it was called though.
And then there's
W.A.S.P - Fuck like a beast (They were excellent live !)

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14 Mar 2006

It depends how close you are standing.
If I stand about 500 yards away and check the size by holding my fingers up to my eye, they are about as big as ...... err...... something very small !

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14 Mar 2006

Serge Gainsbourg - soixante neuf, annee erotique.
Je ne sais pais si ces't vrai, mais un bon chanson je croix !

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14 Mar 2006

He he - ok, and how do I retrieve it ?
wink

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