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mattmoleman
1 day ago
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There are no 'new' emoticons in these forums. You can however link to graphics else where on the web which is what a lot of people do.
Unless you're talking about the chat room then I haven't a clue....
Unless you're talking about the chat room then I haven't a clue....
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Quote by huddscpl
Mine is definately broken ......
It doesn't flash .....:banghead:
Edit: And the bangheads don't bangheads ....: :?: :?: :?:
What browser are you using? Sounds like a setting or a browser problem.
I remember back in the olden days when Sarge used to use a lot of animated gifs to lighten his posts up. Half of them moved and he never realised until he changed a setting. lol
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I agree with the suggestions so far in trying to pinpoint what the problem is.
Try and see if you can remember if you are loading anything (opening a program) and how long your PC has been running for already.
As there isn't enough information been given back to us we can only suggest what is happening.
It 'sounds' like (educated guess) that it is indeed the graphics card as it is affecting mainly the display only. You may have to check and see if you've updated the drivers for the said card, or if you've installed anything new lately before it started to happen.
How long has it been doing this? How many beeps does your PC give before it shuts down/restarts? Does it happen after a specific ammount of time using the PC? Does it happen when you load/run a specific program? What operating system are you using (windows xp, vista)?
Let us know how the card changing goes and try and answer as best you can if more problems happen.
Try and see if you can remember if you are loading anything (opening a program) and how long your PC has been running for already.
As there isn't enough information been given back to us we can only suggest what is happening.
It 'sounds' like (educated guess) that it is indeed the graphics card as it is affecting mainly the display only. You may have to check and see if you've updated the drivers for the said card, or if you've installed anything new lately before it started to happen.
How long has it been doing this? How many beeps does your PC give before it shuts down/restarts? Does it happen after a specific ammount of time using the PC? Does it happen when you load/run a specific program? What operating system are you using (windows xp, vista)?
Let us know how the card changing goes and try and answer as best you can if more problems happen.
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Wb Tan xxx you missed nowt, of course!
I moved house 14 times in 6 and 1/2 years, I was homeless for sometime during that and had to kip on sofas, floors and even the great outdoors. You'd think I could sleep anywhere but that was all a lifetime ago and I'm settled now.
God, I love my bed!
I went to Blackpool over the weekend and while it was ok, I couldn't wait to get back to my own bed - and my own toilet!!!
Going away is nice but coming home is even better.
I'm going through that moving constantly stange at the moment. I don't have a bed to my name anymore though. Over the last 5 months I've slept in 6 different peoples spare beds (majority alone I might add). Three different peoples sofa's (including my parents) and two different peoples floors. Each time having to cart all of my worldly belongings. At the moment I'm living with my uncle in a foreign city and sleeping in the dogs bed (with the dog).
Sometimes life just gets that little bit hectic.
Can somebody please tell me what its like to have their own bed again. I can't remember....
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They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Why do people still not believe that?
Missy, I feel for whoever happens to be standing between you and your jaffacakes.
Missy, I feel for whoever happens to be standing between you and your jaffacakes.
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Please note, I am NOT a doctor. I am speaking through personal expereince and a love of food and the energy it gives you.
I'm a diabetic and recently been told off for my own diet by my doctor. Being a Type1 you often find that your whole life is one long diet on what to eat and what you can eat in moderations.
Some good advice on diets would be, don't follow any of the 'fad' ones that starve your body on certain things (like fats, sugars, proteins, carbohydrates etc).
Breakfast:
Something like a bowel of cereal in the morning will help your body wake up and start using energy. I suggest a high in carbohydrate one like Shreddies, Wheatabix or other things like that. Avoid the ones with extra sugar placed on top (frosted) as the nutrients in these foods are harder to break down. Your body will work twice as fast and hard for the little goodness these have to offer. The result will be high blood sugar quickly, sudden drop with hunger comming back to combat the drop in energy you will get. You will end up wanting more food when it could be avoided.
Pre-Lunch:
If your like me and have an early enough breakfast (8am or before), you might find your getting hungry again at 11am or so. Some fruit like an apple, banana, orange etc is perfect for around here. It gives the body enough to do before it actually comes to lunch time in a couple of hours.
Lunch:
Have anything you like. Obvisouly don't over do it by having two to three plate fulls. I usually go for a bowl of soup and some wholemeal bread. Wholemeal and brown are easier for the body to use than the white. I also have sandwiches (brie, grape and salad), Bacon and egg (not every day). It all depends on how hungry I am and what I really fancy at the time.
Afternoon snacks:
About three hours after lunch you might start getting hungry again. This is known as the 'fasting' period. Three horus after every meal. Its what you eat around these times to tide you over to the next bigger/main meal. Eating something small like toast/fruit/Salad will stop you feeling slow and lathargic at any point in a day.
Dinner:
Again, anything you like. I'm a fan of home cooked meals. Gravey chicken, red meats etc. Have what ever you feel like, just don't have more than a plate full (ie two plates) every day. If you want deserts then it is best to eat them after the largest meal of your day. This is because your body is already working off the food and the extra sugars will quickly go without leaving you hungry later.
Evening:
I don't tend to eat in the evening so can't really comment. If I get hugnry before bed I get a small bowl of cereal again and that is far more than I can handle at that time.
Hope that helps you understand what a balanced diet should consist of.
I'm a diabetic and recently been told off for my own diet by my doctor. Being a Type1 you often find that your whole life is one long diet on what to eat and what you can eat in moderations.
Some good advice on diets would be, don't follow any of the 'fad' ones that starve your body on certain things (like fats, sugars, proteins, carbohydrates etc).
Breakfast:
Something like a bowel of cereal in the morning will help your body wake up and start using energy. I suggest a high in carbohydrate one like Shreddies, Wheatabix or other things like that. Avoid the ones with extra sugar placed on top (frosted) as the nutrients in these foods are harder to break down. Your body will work twice as fast and hard for the little goodness these have to offer. The result will be high blood sugar quickly, sudden drop with hunger comming back to combat the drop in energy you will get. You will end up wanting more food when it could be avoided.
Pre-Lunch:
If your like me and have an early enough breakfast (8am or before), you might find your getting hungry again at 11am or so. Some fruit like an apple, banana, orange etc is perfect for around here. It gives the body enough to do before it actually comes to lunch time in a couple of hours.
Lunch:
Have anything you like. Obvisouly don't over do it by having two to three plate fulls. I usually go for a bowl of soup and some wholemeal bread. Wholemeal and brown are easier for the body to use than the white. I also have sandwiches (brie, grape and salad), Bacon and egg (not every day). It all depends on how hungry I am and what I really fancy at the time.
Afternoon snacks:
About three hours after lunch you might start getting hungry again. This is known as the 'fasting' period. Three horus after every meal. Its what you eat around these times to tide you over to the next bigger/main meal. Eating something small like toast/fruit/Salad will stop you feeling slow and lathargic at any point in a day.
Dinner:
Again, anything you like. I'm a fan of home cooked meals. Gravey chicken, red meats etc. Have what ever you feel like, just don't have more than a plate full (ie two plates) every day. If you want deserts then it is best to eat them after the largest meal of your day. This is because your body is already working off the food and the extra sugars will quickly go without leaving you hungry later.
Evening:
I don't tend to eat in the evening so can't really comment. If I get hugnry before bed I get a small bowl of cereal again and that is far more than I can handle at that time.
Hope that helps you understand what a balanced diet should consist of.
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Chocolate fondu does it for me. I get an overwhelming urge to dip a nipple in it and lick it off. Usually have lots of vanilla friends around when I have one so I just make do with the little marshmallows instead.
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Why is it only measured for a single spurt? Perhaps we could play hotch scotch? You'll have to save the biggest spurt for last then.
I've hit my own chin by accident once. We did have a good giggle about it at the time. The problem was, I had a goatee at the time and it was really awkward to wash all of it out....
I've hit my own chin by accident once. We did have a good giggle about it at the time. The problem was, I had a goatee at the time and it was really awkward to wash all of it out....
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I often find it the other way around. They send me the pictures first without me asking and not demanding any from myself.
Personally, if they were going to play the trust card, I would ask to talk to both of them on the phone to make sure that you are indeed talking to a couple and also ask them to describe themselves in great detail. Just that humiliation might knock them down a couple of pegs.
Why is there an option to hide your faces or write all over the image, yet still don't trust people to show them.... Have to agree with Wench, probably mingers.
Personally, if they were going to play the trust card, I would ask to talk to both of them on the phone to make sure that you are indeed talking to a couple and also ask them to describe themselves in great detail. Just that humiliation might knock them down a couple of pegs.
Why is there an option to hide your faces or write all over the image, yet still don't trust people to show them.... Have to agree with Wench, probably mingers.
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You have a lot more patience and leeway over a cheaper product than the expensive one. If a cheap one stopped working after a short while I would still kick up a fuss and demand a replacement as the same with the expensive ones.
I don't hold that view when it comes to buying the ladies toys however. It seems quality has to come first when it comes to those....
I don't hold that view when it comes to buying the ladies toys however. It seems quality has to come first when it comes to those....
Sex God
Replace your mailbox with a shredder. Works wonders for those pesky bills too.
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Quote by jaymar
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
Ah, then read my post in De_Sade's thread... it's called "9 songs" and is good viewing from BlcokBuster.
I thought 9Songs was more like a music video with interludes of sex scenes. Maybe I just couldn't relate with the characters. Its different from the main stream I'll give it that though.
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I've only recently watched 'The butterfly effect' and it was really moving. I like to get really into every movie and well up near the end of most films. Another that comes to mind is Pass it forward. Never liked the little kid all the way through it but it still got me.
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Its usually the wallpaper that cracks me up. Lime green cushions with a floral design wall. You just know they are genuine because you couldn't get a staged shot like that I'm sure.
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Quote by lavabubble
Good to see you posting again Mattmoleman.
One fine female in the chatrooms is notorious for falling asleep on cam (no names to save embarrassment) - at least once with accompanying snores on mic.
I've also borne witness to this and the furore that followed it. Is there such a thing as a snoring fetish
??Good to see you too Mike. :wave:
Anybody suggested turnign the PC power options to hibinate, turn off after a period of inactivity? Would be nice if there was one for just webcams only, just to save face.
I'm not sure I could find somebody snorting like a pig in my ear such a turn on. Maybe other people don't snore as bad as I do then. Usually asleep before I get to hear anybody else.
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Quote by Jags
But there are two blokes in your avatar Jags. One is kneels before you with two hands cleary visible. Who's is the third hand that is creeping up the bottom of your leg there?
He's the one I rejected as being inferior for the purpose and he's raising his hand in supplication!
So your that one solatery hand isn't really supporting the suggestion that you are indeed standing (with high heels on obviously) on a carpet of men, whilst allowing a select few to work their way up your body one at a time. The third hand we can see is actually just second in line of another half a dozen more pairs waiting their turn.
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But there are two blokes in your avatar Jags. One is kneels before you with two hands cleary visible. Who's is the third hand that is creeping up the bottom of your leg there?
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I suppose this is like a 'fly on the wall' kind of thing. I'm quite a random person when get a little drink down me, especially so when it comes to typing or camming.
Oooo, I'm finally being used again. Chatting to that lovely lady and playing some nice rock music over messenger. Oh ho, whats the owner doing now? He's not looking too good. Looks like he's having a fit or something, moving really quickly. Yes he must be. I can't believe he's actually doing that infront of her. She was so innocent too. I'm ashamed to witness such movements. How could anybody do air guitar to somebody they've only talked to online.
Other times, while a bit tipsy, in a deep conversation the other person would say that they were thirsty. Without a moments hesitation I would then proceed to pore beer down the camera and asking if they could taste it. Now this doesn't sound like a bad thing, but this has happened (all to the same person) before and not just with drink. I've tried feeding after eight mint ice cream, curry and even some fish and chips through the cam before.
Whats the daftest thing you've done or seen over a web cam. Did they know they were doing it?
Oooo, I'm finally being used again. Chatting to that lovely lady and playing some nice rock music over messenger. Oh ho, whats the owner doing now? He's not looking too good. Looks like he's having a fit or something, moving really quickly. Yes he must be. I can't believe he's actually doing that infront of her. She was so innocent too. I'm ashamed to witness such movements. How could anybody do air guitar to somebody they've only talked to online.
Other times, while a bit tipsy, in a deep conversation the other person would say that they were thirsty. Without a moments hesitation I would then proceed to pore beer down the camera and asking if they could taste it. Now this doesn't sound like a bad thing, but this has happened (all to the same person) before and not just with drink. I've tried feeding after eight mint ice cream, curry and even some fish and chips through the cam before.
Whats the daftest thing you've done or seen over a web cam. Did they know they were doing it?
Sex God
Its not very often you can say 'Big brother internet spiders' in one sentance often.
You'll have to have words next to the image ie. forum name, email address, forum text or just the image name to make a random and often small image to be recognisable in real life.
You can take avatar pics from anywhere and they don't have to be of yourself. Take heart that your bottom pic could of been anybodies.
You'll have to have words next to the image ie. forum name, email address, forum text or just the image name to make a random and often small image to be recognisable in real life.
You can take avatar pics from anywhere and they don't have to be of yourself. Take heart that your bottom pic could of been anybodies.
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The same can be said by any forum post you've ever made! Big brother internet spiders are watching you......
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I love my little penis. Granted he's not the biggest in the world.
Often dribbles when he gets excited or you stroke his belly for long enough.
Got a wonderful black furry coat all over. Very shiny and healthy looking it is.
Always cleans the bowl and still looks up wanting more.
Yep, I have indeed named my dog 'penis'. Can be a bit awkward when he runs off in the park and you're shouting him back. Some of the guys just don't know how to take it 'Here penis penis penis. Come here boy!'
As for my own. Could be many things but I wouldn't change a bit. It wouldn't be my own then. I'm a firm believer that some people just aren't sexually compatable. The bits just don't fit would be another way of putting it. So, when you ladies all say you all like an attractive looking schlong, it could be that your lady bits were actually perfect fit for the rather odd, bent looking one next to it.
Just try them all 
Often dribbles when he gets excited or you stroke his belly for long enough.
Got a wonderful black furry coat all over. Very shiny and healthy looking it is.
Always cleans the bowl and still looks up wanting more.
Yep, I have indeed named my dog 'penis'. Can be a bit awkward when he runs off in the park and you're shouting him back. Some of the guys just don't know how to take it 'Here penis penis penis. Come here boy!'
As for my own. Could be many things but I wouldn't change a bit. It wouldn't be my own then. I'm a firm believer that some people just aren't sexually compatable. The bits just don't fit would be another way of putting it. So, when you ladies all say you all like an attractive looking schlong, it could be that your lady bits were actually perfect fit for the rather odd, bent looking one next to it.
Just try them all Sex God
There's a nice link called 'clubs' just above ^^
Or you can just find it here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html
Lots of people have worked hard to let you know about the places, what they are like and expereinces shared.
If after you've read about the ones near to you and still have a specific question let us all know as I'm sure more people will have the same thought as yourself
Or you can just find it here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html
Lots of people have worked hard to let you know about the places, what they are like and expereinces shared.
If after you've read about the ones near to you and still have a specific question let us all know as I'm sure more people will have the same thought as yourself
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Depends on what size garden and the surrounding green you have. Vibrations are usually the best deterrant as previously stated. Some also have slight electric shocks while others prefer to attempt to place metal sheeting all around the border of your garden.
Moles are very territoral, and are often found alone. Its really only the nake mole rat found in africa that huddle together. The Townsend Mole (dig the most and cover the largest area) are the hardest to control.
Best of luck with your new found friends.
Mole.
Moles are very territoral, and are often found alone. Its really only the nake mole rat found in africa that huddle together. The Townsend Mole (dig the most and cover the largest area) are the hardest to control.
Best of luck with your new found friends.
Mole.
Sex God
Corned beef, mashpotateo and pour a load of veg soup over it all. One of my favorite meals
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I think its to do with your private photo's section. Only the people you've added as friends can view them in your gallery.
It makes sense but not 100% sure yet. Calista hun, how many pretty pictures can you see on my profile?
It makes sense but not 100% sure yet. Calista hun, how many pretty pictures can you see on my profile?
Sex God
I agree with Neil too. It is easy (try it sometime) to put a false persona on the internet. Everybody does it to some extent.
It's a form of acting. Acting and courting usually go hand in hand. You have to accept what they are saying as you have nothing else to go on. Only through time will things fall into place where you can start to raise concerns or short commings.
I've found its all been in the excuses given. If they can't be honest with you for the second time then its a thank you and good bye
It's a form of acting. Acting and courting usually go hand in hand. You have to accept what they are saying as you have nothing else to go on. Only through time will things fall into place where you can start to raise concerns or short commings.
I've found its all been in the excuses given. If they can't be honest with you for the second time then its a thank you and good bye
Sex God
Please do tell. Where have you both been hiding? Jag's cleave is not THAT large.
Sex God
Quote by FredFlintstone
Most men wouldn't know one if it jumped up and bit them on the arse unless it was given by a woman undressing in front of them
I don't think men really worry about them - except when you get over 40 and then one every five years or so goes down quite well and fluffs up the feathers! The only problem is we then interpret them by thinking "she wants to go to bed with me" and spoil it by pinching her arse!
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As someone once said "women will never be the equal of men until they can walk down the street with a bald head with a hanky on and a beer belly and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex"
Me - I take them with a little grace and thank the person who just made me forget my worries for 5 minutes.....
Fred mate. Good to see you again. It's either the light, my tired eyes or are you looking a little less pink and chubby than usual?
Sex God
Its quite simple Lost. You PING when you need to PING
double tapper there ;)
double tapper there ;)
