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mattmoleman
2 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
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I sometimes worry about you Ian. Shouldn't it be strawberry angle delight?
Well I hope you're getting pampered Dawnie hun. Sounds like you need a very nice relaxing massage from Ian start off with the chest area and work downwards perhaps? Perhaps a nice bottle or three of the finest wine two of which can be shared with Ian, just a suggestion cool
Thank you busty. Already have a busy life but now I'm going to be driven insane too. Arrrrrgh.......
Good game though ;0
One thing to say to that Dave.....
How are the dogs now? Bit bigger in size and go more frequently now?
To be honest, I'm still trying to get used to the colour scheme on here so wile reading the threads I don't tend to see who has written what until after I've read the whole page.
If it is something sureal or completely genuine then I look for the posters name, may quote the post or just remember that writing style for the next time I see it.
Very rarely do I pm people, but rather look for their posts instead and get to know them that way.
I love fireworks displays but hate fireworks themselves. The rockets inparticular.
I used to live in Manchester but I'm sure it happens elsewhere too. You get a few random bored, yobs together, a big bag full of rockets, then watch as they proceed to fire them at people, down the street, into crowds and at the police when they finally got close enough.
Rockets, or other higher explosives should be made available to those with licsenses. Make the licsense free and pretty easy to get hold of but with a week or more wait. The fact that this will stop on impulse buying will be enough to settle my mind.
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
do not even have a nasty bone in me body :shock:

There's a really bad line that follows a saying like that. I just can't quite remember it. :smoke:
Welcome Salfordcouple. Hope you have fun!!!!!!
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Mmmmmmmmmm - I got the MBTs I was on about yesterday and don't think my legs and bum and back and neck think that they are particularly fluffy! I could be in for a rough tomorrow!!

:silly: Would you like a hand or two making sure your legs, bum, back and neck are back to their fluffy best? Or we could always settle for that bit of rough tommorrow.
Ooooo, Missy, you might want to notice a little extra added onto the post regarding sheffield too.
Big smooch to Sarah for making my cheeks hurt. Smiles aren't meant to be this big damnit! Now who's gonna kiss em better?
But some people like to reply to finished threads, just so they can say, Hello and welcome smile
PS.
I like Jag's idea of a topic for every individual so they can all post their questions in it. I want one!!!!!
I don't see this as a bad thing. It is striving our nation not only to become more independant but gives us the luxuries and freedom of choices.
The marketing that is done can be very effective but by golly some of it is just plain funny or genius.
By all, marketeers have a more varied market now than ever. Different back grounds, up bringings and languages so more and more tactics are being used so it looks like more and more adverts etc are pushed in our faces.
Quote by Naughty kilt fetish lady
STOP IT!!
You are all welcome - some more welcome if they come 1) dressed in a uniform 2) dressed in a kilt 3) bearing gifts 4) are good friends 5) want to become good friends 6) live near to me 7) live near to me and dressed in a uniform 8) live near to me and dressed in a kilt 9) live near to me and are good friends dressed in a uniform 10) live near to me and are good friends and are dressed in a kilt...
You get my drift???
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original link found here
Not only can you hide behind the screen and choose what to partake in, your very words can be turned around or read differently from one person to the next.
I find it easier to write in a forum by picturing all of those who have contributed already and basically imagining I'm talking to them in the same room. Granted, if the discussion is of a steamy sexual nature then the bodies I picture will be less or appropriately clothed.
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chewing the fat an still game(same people in it) got 2 be the best comedy shows on scottish t.v at moment but thinks anybody not from scotland would need a handbook 2 work out wot there saying blink apart from that youngones an two pints of larger got 2 be my fav worship
ooooo another two pints fan lol
I reckon there are more of them than like to admit it personally wink
I've put the episode 'two pints of larger when jannet met johny' on my hard drive so I can watch it as and when. Never fails to crack me up and leaves me with a big grin :0
Its me (Mr Moleman) that goes through the ads and then since I don't have a missues, I have another check through the batch again and narrow it further, before showing myself the final lot. rolleyes
Why don't you have a 'break in a newbie' month. Make as many newbies feel as welcome as possible and the person who does the most wins a cookie.
I'd really like to be a full time masseuse. Love giving them, any time any place and anywhere. Get funny looks when you start to do a foot rub on the bus though lol
Sexy job, will probably be a waiter at one of these strip clubs for women. Making sure all the needs are met, and hopefuly get a few tips while I'm there biggrin
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Huge gratz to the both of you Molly and Chris. It sounds like a fantastic day with great company. Just brilliant!!!!!!
Nightmare, that was a classic D&D TV show. The cgi for the age was suprisingly superb biggrin Would be nice if kids shows had some good story telling and fantasy every now and again, instead of just showing them everything leaving nothing for the imagination sad
Last I heard, Sgt Bilko was carted off to some secret 'under duvet' assignment. Dunno what happened. Maybe Jags has kidnapped them all, put them in black leather kilts and....... redface
redface Thank you for the comments. Have to say I'm still working my way through the 'one for the lads' threads. Been a long time since those images have graced this screen. Great to see the new ones too. Always happy for a jolly good perv.
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I want to meet Sarge! I've wanted to meet him since around July 2004!!!
I've been waiting a long long time!
smile

Dear God OM
Surely you should set your sights a little higher!!! rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've heard he was a short arse too. lol
Personally for me it would ahve to be Jags. However I don't think a munch would be the right place to meet such a delicate flower. I wouldn't want the romantic hormone filled air be tarnished by such a drunken horny lot like yourselves. wink
I remember taking this a while back.

The other version however had a black kilt on. I think I was in the process of putting it on when teh camera just went.
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Oh god no to coffee thanks. Just crawled in from work. Got my first beer in hand and I'm need some thing to keep me awake all weekend. Any suggestions are welcome confused

Errrrrrrrr..................... passionkiss
I like looking at two yellow emote icons snogging each other senseless as the next person but after an hour or so one of two things happen. You get bored and decide to go for a wank, or you get turned on and decide to go for a wank.
Its never too early to be crude. wink
Man like sex and have desire to reproduce? First I've heard mate. rolleyes
Yeah I've heard and even read about it but I can't seem to put my finger on where though.
Oh god no to coffee thanks. Just crawled in from work. Got my first beer in hand and I'm need some thing to keep me awake all weekend. Any suggestions are welcome confused
When I read the title I thought you hit your 1000th person on the bum. After reading it, realised my mistake and I'm just going to say Gratz to you and your posts.
How silly thinking that you've only slapped 1000 arses, really. lol
I sooooo don't have the time to be off designing those fantastic ideas. Nope not I. I don't have four days off. na-ah.
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The PM's that are now back in my inbox seem to be quite random. If all the PM's that have been deleted before are back in then I'm missing a lot of them. Must of happened during migration.
This message is just really to check to see if
a) my avatar is on view (aka mals bum)
b) my signature is on view.
Noticed the radio buttons when setting up your forum settings are a bit off, you can't have both your signature and your avatar selected to 'yes'.
I've my fingers crossed that things will be all ok after the migration and bugs found. If you want any error testers just give me a pm/shout/tap on my shoulder.
Does this happen when you aren't giving a show? I.E. stand a lone just watching youself.
Might be your internet connection but I'm thinking its more like drivers to your web cam that needs updating.