Black and leather. I would have to say Kate (kitkat) when Jags is teaching him a lesson.
Ants for me. Can't stand them. I can handle a few dozen crawling around but after the shower incedent. urgh.
One hot summers day I had just finihsed the garden. Went for a nice shower. Noticed a little ant on the curtain rail. Squish. Noticed another. Squish.
Went through about five of them not thinking anything of it. 'Must of been on me when I was in the garden' I thought.
Open the curtain rail and reached for the hanging towel. Saw a couple of black things fall off it as I pulled it closer. Looked down. OMFG!!!!! The floor was over run with the buggers. Flying ants, Maggots and hundreds and thousands (not the sweet toppings) of little black ants running around.
Found out the house had a couple nests underneith it. I moved out until I knew they were all dead. Now that is a phobia but against ants that I know the common garden variety don't do harm but in numbers it just looks a little different.
Got five peecocks outside. Not mine but I want to just pick them up and... well steal them. They make such a strange noise when they talk I can't help but laugh.
I have a good guess of hat Jags may set as her tasks.
1) Gather two black leather handcuffs,
2) Gather two black leather Ankle cuffs,
3) Gather one black leather kilt inlcuding sporron.
4) Get upNorth within 30mins
5) Pickup or find atleast 3 willing black leathered kilt wearing sex slaves enroute
6) Put a four poster bed in Jag's bedroom
7) tie yourself to said bed with the locks
8) Have the 3+ slaves pamper Jags when said Jags returns from stressful day at work
9) Be used and be oh so grateful of being used by Jags without enjoying yourself too much
10) Find and bring Sean Connery and do it all again.
I have not tied myself down to my chair infront of the chatroom with black leather straps at all. Nope not me. Can't make it at all. Nope, never. Won't catch me there.
You said hornie dawnies going to be there? Oh, well, best just say hello and all that. You know, polite.
I can't imagine the washing bill for all the wet nickers every hour.
Vix, did you ever find out what caused the reactions? Got a pen and paper ready.....
I swear I was interviewed by a woman with that. Every five minutes I couldn't help noticing her shuder and re adjust herself. Laughing at everything with not a ha ha funny laugh but more of a oh yes, ha , oh yes ha. laugh (if there actually is one).
Older women with younger blokes. Being young me self I've found it was to capture their lost youth. Then again it was also different, willingness to change and learn. The fitness to not just go all night but again whenever they even thought of it. It might be the fact that he could be ready for her in an instant and give her exactly what she wanted (a nice hard **** straight away with no other fooling around).
I like your thinking Judy. The first thing that comes to my head (excluding any rude thoughts or sexual practises) is that the firewall may not be confiured the same. They might be the same firewall and the same make model etc but if there is one security hole that isn't fully checked then that could let in a lot of traffic.
The same will go for other things like Windows Firewall. Is this setup on one and not the other? Which do you read your emails on or surf any dodgy sites the most? Is there a particular site that you have gone on one and not the other?
You may of already cleaned the computer at an earlier date and when you've come to the laptop you find the same things you cleaned but forgot about them.
Do you use the same browser on both computers? Are the security settings on each of these the same?
Do you have different programs that may every so often search for updates on the interenet? Demo's/shareware/freeware and toolbars often do things like this but that program may not be on the other computer. These are all hypothetically speaking.
Darkfire, you leave my wobble alone
so i usually just fake it and finsh myself off when they gone, nothing worse than a guy with a brused ego 
