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Once did ontop of a matchbox car before? Does that count? Very funny really. It stuck on her bum!!!!
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mattmoleman
3 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
0 miles · Wantage
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One Male Slut standing up to be counted.
Has anybody else PM'd Morbius ASL lately?
Has anybody else PM'd Morbius ASL lately?
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Quote by lynnmarie68uk
it never rains in Manchester does it
what bit of manchester does it never rain in ? ..........tell me and we'll move there
Indoors?
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I just hope that UES isn't in a parrall universal heaven. Going through all that wax over and over again without even stopping!!! :shock:
UES we salute you
UES we salute you
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Quote by EagerSlut
Ooooooooooh, door's open!
Nips in to find a comfortable spot to chill out :rascal: :rascal:
Move up Eager. I'm here to stay tonight.
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Set me up for a week that has
I think that is the best compliment I've had. Both in a sexual context and just said to me.
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Quote by Steve_Mids
I have this as well this morning, all my settings have gone.
AVG has recognised it, there is 4 reports on my aniti-virus - 2 deleted, 2 quarantined.
Reset all my settings and it worked but then AVG said it was there again and has quarantined it.
I'm going to uninstall MirC and re-install as it says its in my program files. will let you know how I get on
Thats pretty much what we have experienced..
Antivirus says it has deleted nasties and as soon as we use mIRC again bingo.............There they are
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:It hasn't deleted the cause of the problem. Thats what antivirus programs do. The stop all the nasty things from happening but without help from you they can't stop them from occuring again. You have to find the actual program they are comming from. In the registry you will have to remove the specific keys. The files that are quarentined are telling you that the program exsists because the AV couldn't delete these ones.
Depending on the virus name you will have to find out the solution from one of the many great AV websites out there.
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Have you tried strapping Sharon to a table, blind folded, then you can sneak away and use the computer in your own time then. Sure that will go down well with everybody involved.
PS.
Yummy
PS.
Yummy
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Anything taht has software on it can contract a virus. Routers do indeed have software on them, usually created by our loverly Microsoft and so can contract a virus. The ones that can infect routers however are ver specific and rare to come across. Don't point fingers at your hardware until you have narrowed all possibilities of software/OS problems first.
If the router wasn't working then you wouldn't be able to connect to the internet. You wouldn't be able to connect to each others PC's or you wouldn't be able to see the router.
If you had indeed contracted the MIRCFlood virus and your anti virus detected it then chances are it would of been cleaned and all the infected files deleted. This may of deleted some needed files for your MIRC programs to run with so you may need to uninstall and re-install all MIRC or chat programs you have. Pain I know but best to remove everything related to these programs.
The next step is to resetup you PC's network connections. It sounds like the antivirus or windows firewall has been reset and is blocking the communication between the PCs.
If everything else fails then you'll just have to come over here and use my computer naked. Sorry, but I don't make the rules here.... :twisted:
If the router wasn't working then you wouldn't be able to connect to the internet. You wouldn't be able to connect to each others PC's or you wouldn't be able to see the router.
If you had indeed contracted the MIRCFlood virus and your anti virus detected it then chances are it would of been cleaned and all the infected files deleted. This may of deleted some needed files for your MIRC programs to run with so you may need to uninstall and re-install all MIRC or chat programs you have. Pain I know but best to remove everything related to these programs.
The next step is to resetup you PC's network connections. It sounds like the antivirus or windows firewall has been reset and is blocking the communication between the PCs.
If everything else fails then you'll just have to come over here and use my computer naked. Sorry, but I don't make the rules here.... :twisted:
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I would just like to let Willxx69 know that I am currently nestling quite nicely underneath Sappho. Two days younger than I am (SH forum years) I would just like to offer her my services as the older more experienced poster. :lol:
PS. Will, I have 20 more postings before I switch positions with the delicatable Sappho so don't worry I won't do anything too bad. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: PS. Will, I have 20 more postings before I switch positions with the delicatable Sappho so don't worry I won't do anything too bad. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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1) The guy maynot seem hard to you, i.e. he may not be like a rock. If this is the hardest this guy could get (figuraly speaking) then yes he could come while semi hard. It happens a lot with very large cocked guys quite simply because they can't give enough blood to the appendage.
2)There is no (to my limited knowledge) direct corralation to the mans height, width, weight and a mans penis size. This goes for the same with hand span, foot length or any other measuring devices you may have. For you to be sure about giving your wife 'the ride of her life' then surely it wouldn't matter on size but on the connection between them? Then again you could just ask for very well endowed (VWE) in your advert and then ask for proo via picture or MSN etc.... May end up like all the other adds out there though.
2)There is no (to my limited knowledge) direct corralation to the mans height, width, weight and a mans penis size. This goes for the same with hand span, foot length or any other measuring devices you may have. For you to be sure about giving your wife 'the ride of her life' then surely it wouldn't matter on size but on the connection between them? Then again you could just ask for very well endowed (VWE) in your advert and then ask for proo via picture or MSN etc.... May end up like all the other adds out there though.
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Quote by CalistaMy clock works fine, my body clock is that one that's screwed!
Maybe your SH clock is running on the wrong time Calista?
C x
That's a shame. Could think of many other things that should be :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by EagerSlut
Matt you've fucked the page up! Too much width!
Harder Eager. HARDER!!!!!
That better now?
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Is anybody using one of them mouse pad thingies on a laptop? Just tried it now and it is a lot harder. 
Failing that I'm quite happy to cheat and post my score up. Hmmm lets say I got this:
Failing that I'm quite happy to cheat and post my score up. Hmmm lets say I got this:
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Has anybody noticed his join date? 1970!!!!! Bloody hell, is it Mark messing with us?
Good to see the photo ads have a long lasting appeal.
Good to see the photo ads have a long lasting appeal.
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Quote by Tra-n-Lee
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http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002067.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-002068.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-0002069.html - nothing...
Damn'it the third one is nothing but I like the sound of the first two. Already asked them if they fancy a go but no reply back yet. Mind you I think Tony is too busy shagging himself to answer anybody else who might be interested.
I was only on number 000300. I wonder if Angel is having better luck then I am. Then again I bet Angel is just not reading the adverts and just replying to any one that has pretty pictures.
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Judy, did he give you the numbers for the other four adverts he has? All exactly the same. It really wouldn't suprise me.
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Quote by Angel Chat
Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.
Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt?
:lol2:Go on then. Just tell him to be gentle with me. :lol: I don't think I could handle somebody thats so much younger than myself.
Then again, I'd much rather you, him and I got together instead. :twisted: We'd make you forget about the age then.
Damn!! I hadn't thought of that!! Now what was that ad number again ..... 8-)
I don't care how long it will take but I'm going to go through them one by one to find it for you.
Right.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000001.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000002.html - nothing
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-000003.html - nothing
........
Any help will be greatly appreciated.
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Quote by Angel Chat
Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.
Shall I pass your details on to him then Matt?
:lol2:Go on then. Just tell him to be gentle with me. :lol: I don't think I could handle somebody thats so much younger than myself.
Then again, I'd much rather you, him and I got together instead. :twisted: We'd make you forget about the age then.
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:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: Awwww Angel hunny. 
You could always just forget that you are not looking for a 23 year old? :sad: Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.
You could always just forget that you are not looking for a 23 year old? :sad: Personally I would of used and abused him until complete satisfaction was achieved.
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The forum does have a search key located at the top right(ish). You don't have to search it yourself going from page to page.
Here's a few that I pulled out for you:
Regards positioning:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27039.html
Practicallity:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26151.html
Ten rules of:
For the first time I can only think of working your way up first and then witht he lady on her side, knees up. That would give the best 'access'. It might be fun finding it out yourselves though :twisted:
Here's a few that I pulled out for you:
Regards positioning:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27039.html
Practicallity:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26151.html
Ten rules of:
For the first time I can only think of working your way up first and then witht he lady on her side, knees up. That would give the best 'access'. It might be fun finding it out yourselves though :twisted:
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Due to the lack of Eagerness you say Postie. Does that mean he might actually become one of the normal, common, garden variety (as appose to the layby), slut!!!!! We need to put the eager back in. Quick anybody got some something to put into him to stop this from happening?
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Quote by JudyTV
I can't believe you actually keep them. Is it a common thing to keep really, really bad replies? Or as blue so eliquently puts it, a wankers folder
If you saw some of the ones guys send to me you would keep them too. People still think we write them ourselves. Absolutely mind-blowing. You just would not believe some of the suggestions I get
...... .admitedly I just so had to try the odd one or two of them. Judy
Go on, do tell Judy. Were they like the emails they sent you?
Priceless Blue. Most just sound completely out of the 'blue' (pardon the poor pun) but I suppose that just makes them bizaar.
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Quote by bluexxx
Oi! What on earth have you done to my loaf......... I thought it tasted funny, and here was me thinking the DairyLea was off :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh, the replies I could show you, my wankers folder is full of howlers......... brb :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You've been eating your own avatar? :shock: Just jump in that tub of DairyLea and let others eat you instead. Yummy.
I can't believe you actually keep them. Is it a common thing to keep really, really bad replies? Or as blue so eliquently puts it, a wankers folder :lol:
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A little elaboration on Moorhoppers here.
The Ozzy kiss? It's like the French kiss but down under.
Must admit my favourite type of kissing.
Where did the phrase hikkies come from? Never thought of it before this thread.
The Ozzy kiss? It's like the French kiss but down under.
Must admit my favourite type of kissing.
Where did the phrase hikkies come from? Never thought of it before this thread.
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Quote by Dune
if you are worried about anyone recovering the information on you hdd you would be better off spending 30 quid and replacing the hdd altogether. It is a simple matter for anyone with a small amount of knowledge to recover information even after formatting the drive .or use a decent secure deletion program i reccomend downloading hirens boot disk which contains software to securley wipe the drive beyond the scope of simple recovery software.
Totally agree. I can recover information froma HDD after its been written over hundreds of times. But it depends on who you are selling it to...
I wouldnt think that someoen buying an 'old' PC will know how to recover the data. I would say format it and reinstall the OS.
Or you could always nacker the OS up before you sell it so the buyer will reformat it and put their own OS on it.
<<<< Feeling slightly evil today.
Deleting the partition and then a reformat will be enough. You will need some very expensive equipment to recover data after that. Still possible but very time consuming and expensive. Then again if you're selling it to a Police Data recoverer so they could use it for practice then it would be best to just slap in a new harddrive and ruin the old one. A strong magnet and sandpaper should do the trick.
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Quote by sharon_2005
the the email i was referring to was one that was actually tailored for me..the same as the one fem_4_taboo had got...
Just to clear things up with personalisation. This is very easy for any worm or auto mailer. They can catch names out of your email address and some just use the begining part of it ie everything before the @ sign.
The 'better' ones act like spiders. They will be reading the web pages you visit (ie SH) mark down all the email addresses found and any that are like them then even read around that email tag for common names or the screen name like fem_4_taboo and sharon_2005. These things can easily be automated to read the coding so again this doesn't mean it was hand personalised for you.
If it came out with your real name, last name and mobile number then I would be very suprised.
