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maz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
0 miles · England

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Quote by satin
ok virgin may be stretching the truth a little redface wink
ok ok the real ad should read.........
completely dirty,horny,submissive tv slut looking for hard dirty slutty fuck session next wed day,use and abuse me spank my slutty arse then fuck me stupid :twisted: :twisted:
i will dress to please,and pleasure guaranteed :twisted:
this is a gen offer for next wed.
dont miss out :twisted: :twisted:

That's more like it!!!! hump blast whip
Quote by satin
hi some of you may no me rolleyes or heard of me :roll:
i will be all on my own as my son will be out for the day and blue is going away till wed eve sad
so im looking for someone to keep me company and maybe we could entertain each other wink but you will have to be gentle with me as like i said im shy and a virgin :wink:
(oh you lot stop laughing mad )
i will be availible from 10am ish to bout 6pm ish
im open minded WLTM single f/m, couples,groups or anyone else who might be interesed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
leave a message or PM me
shy but sexy satin
xxx

Yeahhhhh right!!!!!
Quote by marcussangster
Hi there new to the forum but not the site.
Im looking for some good fun in the Crewe/Middlewich/North Staffs areas.
Anybody know of any where or anybody?
Great site aint it!
Marcus

Never heard of such places :happy:
maz xxx
Quote by sugarspice-nw
We still have a few place's left for any cpl's that are interested in coming the party. There will be food layed on just bring your own beer. and cuilts as it is sleep where you drop thats if we all get any sleep. hehehehe. So anymore cpls that are interested please leave a reply to post please
Luv Pete & Shaz xxxxxxxx

Alright you old slapper flipa seeing as you've got space left for a couple can I put my name down now I am one wink
maz xxx and runnerking xxx hump
PS.... Is H coming??? :wink:
A woman goes into a pet shop to buy a talking parrot.
The shop keeper shows her three parrots on the perch and points at them in turn saying..
"That one's £500, the smaller one in the middle is £400 and the one on the end is £50"
"Why is that one only £50? It's bigger than the one in the middle" the woman asks.
"Well.... he used to live in a brothel and therefore its language is somewhat... colourful"
Never one to miss a bargain the woman decides to buy the £50 parrot.
She gets the parrot home and removes the cover from the cage, the parrot pipes up...
"Fuck me .. a new brothel, fuck me a new Madam!"
The woman scolds the parrot but thinks it is quite funny.
A while later the woman's teenager daughters arrive home and the parrot yells...
"Fuck me new prostitutes!"
The woman and the two girls scold the parrot but think its quite funny..
"Wait til Dad hears that... he'll go mad" says one of them
Sometime later Dad returns home, the parrot cries...
"Fuck me Dave... I haven't seen you for ages!!"
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by kristof
sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'll be quiter from now on x

You're learning ;)
maz xxx
Hmmmmmmmmm maz being dominant again!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
she can be dom with me anyday wink:wink:
Form an orderly queue boys..... assume position ...... whip smackbottom :whip:
maz xxx
Quote by bluexxx
I read the title as "Judy TV...... buggered".... lol :lol: :lol: , then I find out it's just the PC rolleyes . I bet she's allowed friends to fiddle with it again :roll: :roll: :roll: wink
When I have about 4 hours to spare I'll give her a call... boy oh boy can Judy talk :shock: :lol:

Blue.... I know she can talk.... why do you think I posted this???
To give my fecking ears a break :lol:
maz xxx (Having a bit of peace)
JudyTV has asked me to pass on that her computer is buggered and is currently under going treatment at a local USB Clinic (apparently the computers equivalent to our GUM Clinic confused )
As Judy is feeling as though both her hands have been cut off at this present time and is feeling particularly at a loose end would anyone who has her number give her a call to cheer her up and fill her in on the latest gossip.
Cheers peoples
maz xxx (JudyTV's pimp....... retired) Oh and........ flipa to Leprechaun
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ooooohh... I do like marmalade in the mornings!! biggrin
Fee
XX

I like it on a Sunday afternoon..... in my bed smile
Ohhhh you said marmalade..... thought you were on about something else...... hate the stuff :giggle:
maz xxx (Prefers strawberry jam)
Quote by bradster
sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'll be quiter from now on x

You're learning ;)
maz xxx
Quote by bradster
WELL DUE TO BEING LET DOWN AT THE LAST MINUTE
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M AT A LOOSE END NOW THIS WEEKEND
QUITE NEW TO THIS SITE SO EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE I'VE CHATTED TO
THEN NOT MANY WILL KNOW ME IN HERE
I'D LOVE TO MEET UP WITH A SINGLE WOMAN/CPL/OR PRE ARRANGED GROUP
FOR SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER
ANYWHERE MANCHESTER TO CHESTER/WREXHAM
I CANT ACCOMODATE BUT CAN TRAVEL
HOPE TO HEAR FROMANYONEBY PM OR E/MAIL ANDI'LL REPLY
TO ANY I RECEIVE
CHEERS MARK

No need to shout bolt
maz xxx
Quote by leprechaun
as the title says i'm judy's new pimp and now hold her diary
any 1 interested in having fun purchasing her services feel free to make offers
this is due to her last pimp having her turning 20p tricks down by the canal and i think i can make more

I was only having her turn down 20p tricks cos I was always running out of change ffs
bolt
maz xxx
Quote by phoneiz121
Its my first group munch.
Count us in.
I am local, if anyone is interested

Could this be my knight in shining armour? duel
maz xxx
Quote by DeniseBabe
Im having chinese with acc next friday........... does this mean i gotta see him again rolleyes
ummm who can i choose.... let me think :twisted:

Choose wisely..... afterall we all know at Chinese meals it's customary to have a bit of everything wink
maz xxx
Quote by DeniseBabe
Chicken chinese style on my menu dunno

Was my 69th too today.... then went a bit post crazy and up to 77 (Chicken Satay?)
At this rate I'll be on to those Meals for Four before you know it lol
Happy 69position nomis
maz xxx (A fellow 69er)
Pmsl........ well ill join you for dinner....... what other two shall we invite??
Well defo Alex from ACC.... he owes me big time wink ... and...... errrrrrrrrr anyone of your choice......
maz xxx
Quote by DeniseBabe
Chicken chinese style on my menu dunno

Was my 69th too today.... then went a bit post crazy and up to 77 (Chicken Satay?)
At this rate I'll be on to those Meals for Four before you know it lol
Happy 69position nomis
maz xxx (A fellow 69er)
Quote by andyjohnny
Hello everyone,
I am allowed back now after an enforced absence due to a brief but enjoyable spell with a lovely girl
Ta andyjohnny smile

She let you go??? :cry:
:happy: more fun for us then.... WELCOME BACK
maz xxx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Are you lot taking the piss dunno

:angel: errrrrrrr no......
maz xxx
Quote by da69ve
Damn we would have been up for it......but not availible until !!

Awwww da69ve and you're in the right area too.... are you SURE you can't get there earlier? wink biggrin
maz xxx
Quote by bigcock69112
anyone in the london area up for it right now b4 6pm i can accomodate

Damn if only I was closer........ and it wasn't snowing.... and I wasn't washing my hair... and it wasn't time of the month..... and could find a babysitter..... I'd be well up for it.... such a well written request... I'm sure you'll be inundated. rolleyes
maz xxx
Quote by djcouple
Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x So you're the rabied swine who has given me a sore throat??
Need ya chest rubbing? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
lets rub each others chest hun smile :wink:
biggrin You do mine first :wink:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
knows a lady that fancies mal she even has erotic dreams about him
shes so gonna kill me now
voddy xxxxx

Someone other than me??!!!!!!!
maz xxx
Quote by djcouple
Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x So you're the rabied swine who has given me a sore throat??
Need ya chest rubbing? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
Quote by bradster
hi vicky
totally new to this but live nr chester so not too far away
single male 35 would love an invite to your party
biggrin

Someone else who can't read rolleyes
Count this as my confirmation Vicky hun
maz xxx
Quote by MikeNorth

... also a big thanks to MikeNorth for getting me safely back to the hotel while Judy was being ravished by Bloke2005 up some back alley and for agreeing that they WERE Christmas trees rolleyes I shall await my biscuits smile wink :wink:
maz xxx
:

Help, hijacked by biscuits!

Only ONE packet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Throw in a Cadbury's Dipped Flake and it might just make up for the tricks I turned for you last night :wink:
maz xx
Just woke up (I WILL NOT go to bed at 5am ever again :shock: )
Had an ace time yesterday..... well organised Bluexxx and Satin thanx cool
Was great seeing old (or should that be familiar faces) again.... littlegem, steveg, davidn48, sugarspice, Stuart and Tanina (xxxxxxxx more kisses) Dave and Jane - djcouple (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx even more snogs if thats possible) Calista and Morbius (nice shirt babe wink ) NaughtyWiganCouple, Gingerjo, dambuster, mal, Freckledbird and Angel_chat ... sure I've forgotten someone confused
And to all the "new" people I met..... Bloke2005 (can I have the 10% that isn't? :wink: ) ... a truly nice guy, Hannah and Alex... cool dancers you xxx mistress_sassy nice to meet you... lucyslovely..pass the piccy onto Judy :wink: ... MrsGenHertsCpl and Leprechaun.... well helllllllo, Mr FB...nice to meet you at last... even though it wasn't until breakfast lol... lee (of gingerjo-lee).. about bloody time gorgeous... also a big thanks to MikeNorth for getting me safely back to the hotel while Judy was being ravished by Bloke2005 up some back alley and for agreeing that they WERE Christmas trees rolleyes I shall await my biscuits smile :wink: :wink:
Finally thanks to JudyTV... my eyes have been well and truly opened lol... I wanna go to THAT shop again!!! :wink: :wink: thanks for shopping, dinner, the guided tour of Manchester, breaking every single traffic offence at least twice :? and putting up with me shouting out strange things in my sleep...allegedly.... you are but a Saint biggrin xxxxxx
maz xxx
One more thing ... for anyone staying in the same hotel as me and Judy I would like to clarify NOW that it was certainly not me breaking into the cleaners cupboard with the two gay guys (Kim and Aggie) and hoovering up and spraying air freshner round at redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: HONESTLY :wink:
Hmmm yeah...... me too...... fancy a shag? smile wink
maz xxx
Quote by cheshman25
UPDATE. we are still looking! and we are still getting replies from single men sending pics of there girlfriends or even worse, ex-girlfriends, these are intimate pictures taken whilst in a trusting relationship and these lousy bastards are sending them to anyone.
pictures of this nature should be destroyed if a relationship ends.
We won't be put off though, we are desperate to fulfill our fantasies.
thanks,
Jenny and Dave xx

Dave, the reason you are getting PM's from males pretending to be women is probably for the same reason as you pretending to be a single male when PMing single girls as you did with me. No one is sure what you are.. single guy/couple?!?!?!!? At SH we all try to sing from the SAME hymn sheet.
This couple situation ... is it an overnight thing or have you always been a couple? Or is it that you switch from couple to single whichever suits you best?
The word genuine applies to yourself as much to as anyone else... you have said several times in your posts you are so... this just goes to show you are not. When you have decided if you are a single/couple.. perhaps you would like to let us all know and stick to it, then we will all be able to establish who is genuine and who isn't.
maz ,,,,, single GENUINE female
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Blonde moment .....
Ignore that last comment.... thought you meant another bride-to-be..... but she's not getting married in April (well not this year wink ) So don't rush with your maiden of dishonour outfit :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
JudyTV
"Oh yes, I was told yesterday that I was better looking than a certain April bride to be. "
GULP redface :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
maz xxxx