Ask me these questions in the morning and it might be a completely different score
maz xxx
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maz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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I actually did a degree in Ancient History 
My 20,000 word final essay was on the differences between Spartan and Athenian women.
The short (not 20,000 word) answer:
Spartan women liked sex more than Athenian ones (It was good fun to write -there were loads of quotes about shagging ... made my tutor blush 
)
maz xxx
My 20,000 word final essay was on the differences between Spartan and Athenian women.
The short (not 20,000 word) answer:
Spartan women liked sex more than Athenian ones
(It was good fun to write -there were loads of quotes about shagging ... made my tutor blush )maz xxx
: years old today 
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)LC
As Judy has said, you are MORE than welcome to join us after the Munch, we could do the same as after the NW Munch and talk til dawn....
Alternatively we could think of something else to keep us entertained, come to think of it Judy did mention her make-up bag (sorry suitcase) needed sorting out. :lol:
Hugs mate
maz xxx
As Judy has said, you are MORE than welcome to join us after the Munch, we could do the same as after the NW Munch and talk til dawn....
Alternatively we could think of something else to keep us entertained, come to think of it Judy did mention her make-up bag (sorry suitcase) needed sorting out.
:lol: Hugs mate
maz xxx
The school where I work is constantly infested...... there's several families who never seem to be free of them and reinfest everyone else.
Unfortunately as a school there's nothing we can do.... if the nitnurse was still around all she could do is send them home with a letter.... its then down to the parents to treat the kids.... but then there's families who don't give a stuff so the kids just get sent back still crawling the next day.
I think I must be immune to them.... touch wood
maz xx
Unfortunately as a school there's nothing we can do.... if the nitnurse was still around all she could do is send them home with a letter.... its then down to the parents to treat the kids.... but then there's families who don't give a stuff so the kids just get sent back still crawling the next day.
I think I must be immune to them.... touch wood
maz xx
From the 5/6 year old kids in my class:
Laura: "I'm going to my Aunties party tonight"
Me: "Is she married?"
Laura: "No she's a lesbian" then whispers "she's got a girlfriend"
Alice: "How come two ladies can't have a baby?"
Daniel: "How old are you?"
Me: "32"
Daniel: "Bloody hell I thought you were 40!!!!"
Jasmine: "Are you married?"
Me: "No"
Jasmine: "Have you got a boyfriend?"
Me: "None of your business"
Jasmine: "Arrrrrrr MISS HAS GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!" (Really loud around the class)
Laura: "I'm going to my Aunties party tonight"
Me: "Is she married?"
Laura: "No she's a lesbian" then whispers "she's got a girlfriend"
Alice: "How come two ladies can't have a baby?"
Daniel: "How old are you?"
Me: "32"
Daniel: "Bloody hell I thought you were 40!!!!"
Jasmine: "Are you married?"
Me: "No"
Jasmine: "Have you got a boyfriend?"
Me: "None of your business"
Jasmine: "Arrrrrrr MISS HAS GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!" (Really loud around the class)
Lee.... Babes do you realise that I am now gonna get loads of PM's which means you'll have to drop to the bottom of my "to do" list while I deal with everyone else! (Never mind .. what u got last nite will have to last!)BTW had the carpenter round today.. he says the bow in the bedroom door will never straighten out.. will have to nip to Focus next time you're here and get a new one!
One more thing... you might take the boy out of Staffordshire, but you'll never take Staffordshire out of the boy!
maz xxx
In response to the above messages:
a) Centaur.. glad u enjoyed it
b) Lucifer... treacle.. how many times have I offered?????
c) Seconded .... Lucifer is a complete and utter TART!
d) Mike... you have PM's... still waiting for my jammie dodger (wrap carefully so as not to break!)
e) :shock: what an ego boost!
maz
a) Centaur.. glad u enjoyed it
b) Lucifer... treacle.. how many times have I offered?????
c) Seconded .... Lucifer is a complete and utter TART!
d) Mike... you have PM's... still waiting for my jammie dodger (wrap carefully so as not to break!)
e) :shock: what an ego boost!
maz
Sorry Sgt Bilko please don't cross me out with your big red marker pen!!!!
The above post is A BIG JOKE..... those of you who know me would realise my warped sense of humour.... I would like to clarify the following
1) I am not a lady of the night
2) I do not charge £40 for any services rendered
3) Cobridge is actually an ok place.... I know.. I live about half a mile away....
SORRY !
Maz
The above post is A BIG JOKE..... those of you who know me would realise my warped sense of humour.... I would like to clarify the following
1) I am not a lady of the night
2) I do not charge £40 for any services rendered
3) Cobridge is actually an ok place.... I know.. I live about half a mile away....
SORRY !
Maz
