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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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I can almost smell the hurt from here de sade biggrin .
P.s as well as curling, i believe scotland are also pretty good at elephant polo!!
Quote by de_sade
Apparently Scotland should hold their heads high in pride at losing so valiantly...They were in the hardest pool apparently, blah-blah-blah...
Whilst England should hang their heads in shame at playing so poorly and losing so badly...Against a crap team too apparently, blah-fuckity-blah...
Academic.
Both teams played shite.
Both teams are out.
Move on...
Next!

Yes, both teams are out. However, both teams certainly did not play shite, as anyone who knows anything about football will be aware. biggrin
Can we be put down as provisionals pretty please, providing Den can get time off work?!
Kisses
M & D xx
It will be terrible for the to do with your average swiss/austrian riot police, they were banking on some overtime this summer, now they wont be able to pay their mortgage and the money markets in europe will suffer like the US sub prime problem.
All in all, a bad day. wink
Anyone else disappointed about Englands defeat by the Croatians tonight...Apart from the English?
Personally I would have liked to have seen England in the 2008 competition, but it is not to be, again.
Shame.
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What is wrong with trainers?
I loathe going to a club where a guy isn't allowed in because he is wearing trainers. I get the impression that it's usually the venues that have 'lower standards' that make this rule to appear like their place is 'classy', 'upmarket'.
A guy can still look smart in a nice pair of trainers, perhaps those with little style don't realise this?
Yes, trainers can look scruffy, but so too can a shabby suit and buckled unpolished shoes etc etc.
There is a difference between the type of clothing that you wear and how you present yourself in the clothing.
I'd personally prefer to see someone comfortably making a bit of an effort, even though I don't when I try and squeeze myself into ridiculous heels!!!
lol
M xx
1984? thats far too long ago.
Now i set the glasgow schools 1500m record in 1995, since then i have achieved nothing.
Or if maz reads this then i achieved getting a beautiful filthy girlfriend!
Den
Quote by de_sade
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Amazingly no Scottish comment.
Too busy consoling themselves perhaps.
Buy then, there are that many Scots down here perhaps they no longer regard themselves Scottish...
Or are just too ashamed to comment.
Up the Celts.
smile
There's always next time, or the time after that, or the time after that...

Too ashamed to comment???
What, after our team plays well above expectation in the hardest of all the groups? A group containing both world cup finalists and a quarter finalist?
Our whole team is worth less than a quarter of what englands team is worth, yet you lot struggled through possibly the easiest group!
So, definitely not ashamed for nearly qualifying when we were given no chance to start with. The boys done us proud and showed that with teamwork and bravery your team can add up to more than the sum of its parts.
Going to have to disagree with splendid!!
Surely just beacause you have shagged someone doesn't mean you cant continue to have a professional relationship with them.
I'm sure there must be loads of people out there who have had sex with a colleague thats working relationship is completely unaffected by it.
I certainly have, on other occaisions it has been a problem. Just depends on the situation.
I particularly would have thought it would apply if the people involved viewed sex more recreationally than emotionally?
Hmm, i would say not a tricky one!!
if a guy likes a girl playing with his ass he is not gay or bi(unless he likes other guys playing with his ass too!)
As regards the "your only gay/bi if you recieve" wheres the logic in that???
unfortunately my cum seems to have a homing device linked to mazs right eye.
even if i try to cum on her tits or her pussy it somehow hits her right eye!!!!
Den
I hate electric razors.
the first one i had felt awful, so i bought the most expensive electric razor you could get, thinking this would be better. It was every bit as bad.
Much prefer wet shave, saying that i have been a tramp and not shaved now for 14 days, purely cos im too lazy!!!!
Yes we should teach about different religions.
I'm an atheist, I do not, and never will have a religion, but I am glad I was taught about different religions at school so that I can understand different peoples points of view.
I think it is an important part of life, and is a very important part of many people's lives, and even though I choose not to belong to a religion, it still affects my life.
I would feel very ignorant today if I did not have an understanding of the whats and whys of the worlds religions, and I think it is very sad that a parent would deny their child this knowledge.
In my job, I come across many different people with many different religious views.
At school, I learnt the books of the bible, I learnt the 5 pillars of Islam, the Koran, what diwali is, what passover is etc etc.
I'm glad I have an understanding of this.
What are these parents scared of?
That their child might decide one particular religion is 'better' than theirs, and run off and join?!
Is it that they don't want their child to know any different, else they might realise there isn't a lot of truth behind that particular religion?
I'd be interested on peoples views on this!!!
M xx
Hi folks, can we come aong pretty please?!
Don't think we'll make an appearance till a wee bit later on, seeing as we're driving down!!!!
M&D xx
I thought it was some kind of sexual activity.... I had allsorts of images going through my mind!!
:shock:
I Don't aspire to be the best i can be.
I aspire to do whatever takes my fancy on any given day.
Den
Quote by jaymar
I voted missionary, cos I love a good snog at the same time lol

Oh yes I quite like this to start, I like the love feeling going on when you look into each others eyes, but then I like being flipped over... :rascal:
I think I need to go to bed! wink
Ditto!!!!!
This is my favourite position with den!!!!!!!
phew!! This forum is getting me all hot n bothered today!!!
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Absolutely love it!!
It turns me on more giving than being on the recieving end! If I'm not horny (which is a once in a blue moon occurence), all Den has to do is grab me by the hair and push me down and I can't get enough!! wink redface
I actually end up getting told to bugger off, as I ask to do it so much, there's only so much he can take!
Mmmmmm, I think I'll go and do it now.....
Treat you to an erotice massage.....
And then trick you into giving me one!!!
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So the thread was deleted because it wasn't about swinging?????
So, liver and onions is an integral part of the swinging experience?????
Quote by winchwench
'Course theres a flipside.....
I bet S.H. has provided increased social (be that in person or virtually)opportunities for many lonely peeps out there.

:thumbup: I think you're right there winchy!
SH is what I do to relax! I wouldn't call it a hobby though!
I work full time, and my hobbies, gymnastics, burlesque performing, gym and running take up the rest of my time!
I don't watch much TV, so any spare time other than the above is spent relaxing reading a book or reading posts on here, or shagging!!!!
Which we do plenty of!
We have a fairly high post count, but there are two of us, and we're online at different times, so we don't spend hours and hours alone in this place!
I think we have a good balance between all the things we enjoy, I don't count swinging as a 'hobby', I have enough of those already, it's just part of our normal routine! lol lol
I do have to say, sometimes I wonder if some have a life outside SH as they seem to be on here all the time!!! lol lol
M wink
Quote by Mallock2006
Do you think that maybe somewhere somehow sometime that swinging is a substitute for a 'decent' hobby ? wink

I think it is Lost.
Hobbies are often solitary pursuits carried out by people, and lets face it, folk on SH spend % of their time on their own when engaged with their Swinging / SH pursuits!
With all due respect... What a crock of crap! wink
Seconded :thumbup:
Thirded! :thumbup:
And, no.
Dear Fabio,
F**k off you smug b*****d!!!!
My team done shit!!!!!!
Den
( on the plus side, so did Maz's)
Booo! Elano did well for us last week, and now my fantasy team is falling apart!
Last week , I got 67 points, my best yet, and this week, well, I don't even want to mention what happened to my team!!!
M xx
Quote by Lost
I can't see a problem here to me there is straight and then there is all the rest which is'nt straight. I'm with mazandden on this it seems quite clear cut the only label here is straight the rest of it is not...who cares and who gives a toss. The fact that an interest in same sex sex just deviates from straight.
Straight is straight is straight its a line no deviation anything else is not straight I see no problem with that. I agree and applaud the fact that that there are countless deviations from straight and thats great people get what they can out of sex and good luck to all and sundry. I hope that a person may be allowed to be straight if they choose.
In here of all places I assume that most people use the terms just to depict what they are interested in with out fear of ridecule or derision. Otherwise how are we to explain to others our predilection?

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I think my issue is that (and when I say issue, it isn't really a big deal, it is only something that makes me laugh) when I see and advertisement for 'straight guys' to participate in something which isn't a straight 'activity' if you like!
I would not attend an event for girls only play if I was not bi or bicurious (which I am)
I just think that in terms of advertising on SH, labels are important, in order to appeal the right people!
But, hey, maybe there are plenty of bi/bicurious men in denial who would see a 'straight' event advertised and think 'I can get some male action and noone will be any the wiser cos it says it's for straight guys!'
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