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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by Bonedigger
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Kids up to a certain age will kiss, hug and hold hands with friends, peers and family members of either sex, with love and joy, until they reach a certain age, and their peers and other adults judge it time to tell them that its now innappropriate to do so.
Footballers, rugby players and other sportsmen kiss and hug each other on scoring a goal, and share baths and showers and enjoy towel flicking and other 'macho'(?) horseplay. No one bats an eyelash at this and declares them gay or bi.
Whats the difference dunno

This is because what you describe above is done in a completely non sexual way!!
There is no attraction going on here! :doh:
You cannot claim to be 'straight', which in my book means only attracted to the opposite sex, and enjoy a sexual experience only with members of the same sex.
If this is a turn on, then you have an attraction to the opposite sex, and therefore you are not straight.
In my mind, it is simple as.
In fact, it does annoy me a bit when things like this are advertised , ie 'any straight men up for one to one phone chat with bi male' ...
How can they possibly 'straight' if this is a turn on!
They must be in serious denial!!!!!
What's the point in being in denial these days?
I suppose I see it in black and white- if you only like the opposite sex you are straight, if you are interested in the same sex you are bi curious, if you know you enjoy being with both sexes then you are bi ( no matter if it's only on the last tuesday of the year) and if you only like the same sex you are gay.
dunno
m
Last time I stayed at a travelodge with my gymnastics team, we were out celebrating and had come in pretty late and slightly worse for wear!
We started chatting to the receptionist guy, who kept us talking for aaaaages.
It wasn't till we were about to walk away, that I realised my boob had popped out of my top and had been like that for the entire conversation.
And here was me thinking he was really interested all the details about our gymnastics competition!
Didn't make it up the stairs because i'd collapsed in a heap laughing!!
M x
Quote by Freckledbird
25% biggrin

Snap!!!
Although I don't think some of the answers mean I'm stressed- I have sore neck and shoulders from the gym, and I just drink too much coffee and alcohol anyway!!! lol
M x
Are you saying you get a thrill from winning competitive spunk flinging events??
Can't really see the glory of it myself, would there be a medal ceremony? lap of honour?
Den
Looks like this is going to be amazingly close, not usually that fond on the sport but this could be exciting now!
Den
Quote by fabio
67 points for me this week!!!
And 69 for denboy!!!!!!
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69 for me as well... but i am gutted, it should have been 76... I meant to change Carvalho for finnan this week.. but forgot!
extended my lead though so cant complain...
sean xxxxxxxxxx
is den okay after yesterdays "shocker"
No! He's in hiding! Nearly got chucked out the pub for calling the ref a 'baldy c&*! ' and then realising half the pub didn't have much hair between them! Oops!
Very good with the score! I almost had Elano as my captain then changed at the last min, otherwise I would have whooped both you n Dens asses on points this week! I've still got a good bit of catching up to do though!
M xx
Quote by markz
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes

Car? What car?! He makes me walk everywhere, whilst carrying him on my shoulders....
Best thing for warming me up he says...
there was a rumour going around that scotsmen were tightwads......... rolleyes
Not in my house! We got running water fitted just the other day! Clever den managed to bypass the outlet pipe from next doors loo, et voila, we have water! It's a bit cold, but den says he'll steal me a new jumper if i'm lucky, and he says the new 'washed in old bath water' smell is really sexy, i might even get a shag to warm me up!
Quote by easy
Ok I currently have...
1 x roll of duck tape.
1 x camera tripod (don't bloody ask rolleyes ).

I'm asking!!!!.......
M wink x
And if you're a very bad girl at Manchester I'll show you ........ and then I'll show everyone else the pics. :twisted: :giggle: ;)
Oh and speaking of Manchester, where's your confirmation.
*taps foot and looks impatient*
I shall make sure I am on my worst behaviour!
Oh and I'm just making you wait for that elusive confirmation!
who am I kidding?! We'll be there with bells on!(and not much else..)
Quote by markz
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes

Car? What car?! He makes me walk everywhere, whilst carrying him on my shoulders....
Best thing for warming me up he says...
Quote by Warmer
They're at it like rabbits in the north wink
It helps us to keep warm lol
so much for keeping me warm last night eh?!... mind you, there were a few rabbits about...
m xx
Quote by fitscotsguy
Hi mazandden, i've not been on much so not seen you in scots room for a while. How are you both?

Now here's someone with a better profile!! :inlove:
He has a picture! And an ad! And some text filled out! And his interests filled out! Woo!
We're all good on the east coast front!...
M xx
Quote by Freckledbird
Where, do you think, is the swinging capital of England?

OI!!!!!!
WHAT ABOUT US SCOTTISH MEMBERS, EH??!
And isn't Scotland classed as 'up North' anyway?!
*Flounce!*
M wink
But it's even up north for us Yorkshire folks! We're coming up to Scotland next week biggrin
ooo, coming anywhere near us??? Maybe we can prove the argument about northeners?!?!?
wink xx
Quote by easy
Ok I currently have...
1 x roll of duck tape.
1 x camera tripod (don't bloody ask rolleyes ).

I'm asking!!!!.......
M wink x
Quote by lynchburg
Where, do you think, is the swinging capital of England?

OI!!!!!!
WHAT ABOUT US SCOTTISH MEMBERS, EH??!
And isn't Scotland classed as 'up North' anyway?!
*Flounce!*
M wink
Your profile doesn't have much to go on either scotshaw, at least you've got more than Dave though!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes
Quote by fabioplum
Depends where you're trying to put it I suppose......

I like your thinking fabs!!!!!
wink M xx
One of my exs checks our profile every couple of days, I don't know why, cos there's dust on the back shelves we update it so little!
I do find it a bit strange, we always know who it's gonna be when one of us says 'guess who's checked us out...'
I like being able to see, but sometimes it can be a bit weird seeing the same names there repetitively!
Although, I'm forever clicking on peoples profiles by mistake when I mean to click 'newest post'
M xx
Dave, we usually have a keek in LMU posts for people from Scotland, which are few and far between!
Unfortunately, as Mal has pointed out, your post and profile don't give us anything to go on, so we had a quick look and then moved on even quicker.
I think you'll find you might get more luck if you actually fill them out a bit more!
We have no idea if we're what you're looking for, you initially said 'anyone' free on saturday night, so that could be open to TVs, CDs,Bi-males, Straight females, BBWs skinny, grannies, teens etc etc. (well you get my point!)
If you're more specific about you, and what you're looking for, then you may get more specific replies!
Hope this helps and good luck with your search!
M xx
everyone has useful stuff in case they break down etc, what good is a tutu gonna do me in an emergency? Maybe I should re-think what I keep there, and no, the tutu is mine, doesn't mean to say den doesn't enjoy wearing it!!!!!
wink
m xx
Good luck!!!
Den has also just given up 2 days ago, he's given up plenty times before, but something always makes him start again, usually someone else coming round to the house who smokes and he gives in to just one, then just a couple, then just for the weekend, then just this pack etc etc.......
Last time he started again was when we went to Barcelona where he decided to start smoking again seeing as you could in the pubs there, it's soo much easier to give up with the smoking ban I think!
He's going cold turkey which he tells me is easier than using the patches and gum, and so far so good!
Although, I have to admit although I hate smoking with a passion, i quite like the taste....
M xx
That was awesome!!!
I'd love to see someone doing that!
The women at the end was hilarious, taking off her glasses!
I wonder if the reactions would be any different in Britain?!?!
M xx
This simply cannot carry on!
Call yourself a parent?!
She should recieve the appropriate punishment for this filth!
Yuk- the M word!
M xx lol
I'm off work sick :cry:
But I have managed 3 munch bunch fromage frais, not quite sure how well they've gone down yet!
Soon find out......
m xx
ps , I don't think they're the same as dolly mixtures?
Are dolly mixtures hard? Although they quite possibly are!!!
i think you can buy liqourice allsorts without the liquorice?!
I know the exact ones you mean because i also hate liquorice- yuk! i used to eat all the coloured bits and leave the manky liquorice
Let me think.....