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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Oh no!!!!!
I've fallen for this before when my sister sent me it when i was seeing an ex,i think his name was somewhere on the list just to be nice, but it definately wasn't at the top!
I got 20 questions from my sis after that!!!
why don't we have a :cringe: emotion?!?
lol m xx
erm, well my boot has nothing handy like a first aid kit, triangle, jack, rug etc mine has to name a few....
Flip flops
Ridiculously high shoes
Bin bag full of folders
Box of penny chews
Box of diet pepsi
Pink Tutu
Lilo
Box of cakes
Bag of leotards
Bag of frilly pants and fishnets
Hamster ball
More folders and box files
Christmas CDs
Needless to say there is no space for my parcel shelf, and the boot spills out into the back seats- my car is full of shite!!
Dens car is worse, although at least he doesn't have a tutu!
M xx
I think the attraction in a BBW as opposed to a BBM is just the fact that they have big boobs and a big ass. Or am I just simplifying things here?
Using a sweeping generalisation, these are the parts that men are attracted to, and I think there is a huuuge attraction towards BBWs because they most likely have big boobs and big asses.
Unfortunately, being an overweight man doesn't really highlight those masculine characteristics as much as being an overweight female highlights the feminine features.
This is the way I see it anyway.
I'm not attracted to overweight builds at all, we're mainly on here to get a shag with people we fancy, so for us, an attraction from looks not just personality comes pretty high on our list when we're looking to meet, just as meeting people within our own age group comes near the top too.
I'm not bothered about offending people by saying that, it doesn't mean either that I rate myself as particularly attractive, I just couldn't sleep with someone that I didn't find their body type attractive.
Quote by Srne
The main point is this.
What works for one person will NOT work for another!!!!

Definately!
Some people have said throughout 'don't deny yourself any food' 'make sure you treat yourself' etc etc.
I find that when I'm on a training diet, it really has to be all or nothing!
This is mainly because a training diet would just mean cutting out alcohol and take aways, i eat fairly healthily otherwise (my mum is a dietitian!) and I find a complete abstinence from these works best.
I often find that it's other people who have a problem with me cutting out!
When I stop drinking, I don't have a problem going out sober, but I find my friends will make comments like 'Go on, you can have one or two glasses' etc
The problem with this is who do I say no to? If I drink at one night out, I'd get the same at the next event, so for me I find it easier to have a blanket ban on certain things.
I always say to myself that it's not as if I'm never going to drink again, or that I could have a chocolate cake any time I wanted, just not now!
Having a complete ban on certain 'bad foods' doesn't make me crave them in the long run and binge later either, so as srne said, what works for one, won't for another!
I think it's good to have lots of advice and try different things and find what is best for you, but the one thing everyone should do without fail is aim to raise their heart rate for 30 mins a day with activity.
I like RPMS advice on the squats in the shower- i'd never thought to do them there and just tried it!
I'm always telling patients that the ideal time to exercise is when you're waiting on the kettle to boil, or when you're at the sink washing hands/face/dishes etc.
Another couple to add are:
Heel raises- Rise slowly up onto your tiptoes, lifting heels off the floor and then slowly lower back down, repeat5-10-20 times if comfortable.
Leg curls: stand facing counter/sink and put your hands on to steady balance. Keeping your knees in line, bend one knee, lifting the foot off the floor, in the direction of the heel kicking your bum (only bend the knee to about 90 degrees though!) Then straighten the leg back out and repeat with the other leg.
You can also try the bum clench- imagine a £50 note in between your butt cheeks, and someone is trying to pull it out, you need to clench your bum muscles so it stays put for 10 seconds!
You can do this one anywhere!
M xx
Quote by BiWelshMinx


So what are your views on abortion-let's call it what it really is eh?- when the female who, despite taking all the precautions she can gets pregnant by the male (non-partner) who took no precautions (eg condoms make it feel crap). The female in question may not want any more children and so took precautions against it, the male in question has never wanted any children but took no precautions. The female, now pregnant, doesn't believe in abortion as a form of birth control, the male not wanting children demands it. Whose choice is it?

Just a minor disagreement- if the woman has only taken precautions ie the pill, then she has not taken ALL the precautions.
Why should using a condom be just the males job?
If you take the pill, you should know that it is only 98% effective (or whatever) and that if you really really want to do your best to prevent pregnancy, then you should be using ye olde double dutch method.
I don't think it should be a womans responsibility to take the pill, and a mans to use a condom, it should be joint responsibility for whatever method of contraception is used.
The female in your scenario has been a bit silly thinking that she is doing her bit.....
M xx
Click forum, click cafe, click poetry sticky? dunno
Am I missing something here?
Has it gone walkabout on your comp?
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! biggrin :angel:

TuT! lol
I have never heard of it and believe it or not, never bought a porn film in my life, downloaded a couple of short clips from the internet though :twisted:
Tony wink
Tell me you have had the pleasure of 'youporn' before???!!!!
Easiest DIY material ever!!!!
M xx
Quote by Freckledbird
Surely you've heard that expression before!??!?!?!
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Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! biggrin :angel:
I am truly shocked!!!!!!!!
I only heard because a big bad boy told me..........
P.S Kent Gent, it's not something that happens most of the time, so don't let it put you off!
I'm sure your girlfriend is aware of the possibilities, it's just one of those things....
I'd be wary of all the web sites that give you tips on how to make a home made ahem, 'clear out instrument'- sounds a bit dodgy! If you can't use a suppository, make sure you go to the loo and have a good shower?! dunno
I remember someone posting about lubricating suppositories, does anyone know where you can get them?! They sound fun! I've never had the balls to go hunting for the glycerine ones!!!
M
Hi Stew, just echoing what woo has said, we might have been interested, but when we look at your profile, nothing is filled out, so we have very little info to keep our interest, other than what you've written in the actual ad.
It might also be handy to have more info on who you're looking for, so that readers can find out if they fit your criteria!!!
Hope this helps...
M xx
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
The only film I've ever cried at was Blood Diamond, and that was this year- maybe I'm getting soft in my old age?
Although I did nearly cry at a TV advert once, probably something like worthers originals- it was an emotional day!!
M xx
I don't own a single pair of 'big pants'!!! Or 'weekday' pants if that's what you want to call them! lol
Yuk!!!!!
I have every other style under the sun- I have an underwear fetish!
PS this is maz, not den!!!
lol
I've picked up some new moves that I can't wait to try!!!
She was a gymnast, which is why she can do so much of the strength stuff- wish I'd thought of trying some of the moves out ages ago!!!!
M xx
Level 2- woohooo!!!!
'LUSTFUL'
Does that mean all the other lustful people will be on my level as well????
Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M xx
I loooooove accents, I wish I had a better one, I'd love an irish accent.
I love Irish- northern or southern, geordie accents are awesome, I love welsh, highland and islands, yorkshire/halifax midlands, manchurian etc, and I love leonardo dicaprios South African accent in blood diamond :inlove:
I'm not as keen on female aussie accents, or any cockney or BBC style!
I'm indifferent to Scottish seeing as I am Scottish!
mmmmmmmm sexy voices....... :twisted:
just go up to them and say " Hi, we have a really fat penguin."
Theres nothing like a fat penguin for breaking the ice.
Den
suppose its got to be RAF at the moment.
dont think the navy are really that much use in afghanistan.
Not that the RAF or the army are going to be able to do much anyway!
erm,
jack and jills
or
vinegar and brown paper
Quote by markz
we can put a man on the moon
but we can't teach a cat to fetch....... rolleyes

Well, I taught my cat to fetch!! She's very good at it when she can be bothered!.....
Which party is their currently which you would like to support which would allow you to be proud of your heritage, but which would leave you labelled as a racist or extremist??
Quote by de_sade
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An all-too-familiar tale told with gusto and vim and read with a sense of incredulity that even in the 80's there were folks taken in by the expensive flesh pots of Soho.
Stick to the country little mouse, as you have found the city is loud, bright and expensive.
wink

lol i think i love you!!!!
M xx
Quote by cpl4fun6
Seriously if you pay for it you can have sexual intercourse without the social intercourse .

If I don't want the 'social intercourse' then I have toys.....
Quote by cpl4fun6
Threesome and moresome are fun.

Yes, but it's not just the shagging on it's own that makes it fun, or is that just me?
If you mean the 'quick shag' without the chat, then you can certainly get that without paying for it too!
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After dens muck up of my team last gameweek (i was away without computer access so entrusted him with my transfers- mad ) I am now trying to claw my way back to victory- tough times, but Team Maz O'Kissed will pull through!
And Den is never getting his hands on my team again!
lol lol
It doesn't bother me if someone wants to pay a prostitute, and if Den wanted to, that wouldn't bother me either, but I don't think I'd ever be that bothered to want to pay for it myself, and I certainly wouldn't want to buy someones time to go to a function- I wouldn't have a problem going somewhere alone.
Sometimes I see the girls standing out in our red light area and I usually think that surely the guy can just chat up someone drunk at closing time?!?! :giggle:
As for doing it myself, I have considered it, but I'm far too fussy, I just don't think I could shag someone I didn't fancy!
It would have to be an awful lot of money though to make it worth it! lol lol
I have no problems stripping during burlesque shows in front of hundreds of people, and I considered working as an actual stripper in a club. Me n Den went along to see one of our friends for a look about the club she worked at, and I realised I probably couldn't do it.
The dancing bit on the stage was fine, even dancing for one person I wouldn't have a problem with, but what I couldn't do was go round the club, hounding old men I didn't fancy, chatting them up to try and persuade them to dance with me.
She says its easy if you just treat them like walking wallets, but even so, I can't even chat up someone I don't fancy, so I think I'd make a terrible prostitute!
M xx
Quote by jaymar
Depends when I'm in the mood, sometimes I won't for weeks n weeks, then I'll be at it with my rabbit like, er, a rabbit?!
We had a 'DIY race' the other day, Den assured me he would win in minutes, but I won hands down!!! wink
M x

rotflmao DIY race, I like it!
I like it too! But I know I'll always win, mind you, i get to use my rabbit, Den just has to make do with his hands! :giggle:
Depends when I'm in the mood, sometimes I won't for weeks n weeks, then I'll be at it with my rabbit like, er, a rabbit?!
We had a 'DIY race' the other day, Den assured me he would win in minutes, but I won hands down!!! wink
M x
Come on, I can't believe noone has mentioned it yet?!?!
I still haven't calmed down yet- there will be many a sore head over across Scotland today!
Who watched the games last night?
M xx