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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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We then maybe chat a few more imes and try to inject a bit of our own sense of humour and the stuff we are into into the online and phone conversations, if the response is good and the other couple are on our wavelength we start to arrange meeting up!!

Maybe you shouldnt bother with this bit!!!
Den
On the way up to Inverness with girls from my gymnastics team, we saw a sign for 'Loch Ness'
My friend started to tell the story about her poor confused gran telling her she might see the Loch Ness monster when she was up there, to which she replied, 'No, gran the Loch Ness monster comes from Loch Lomond...' She then went on to tell us how her poor gran can be a bit dippit...
:doh:
We were also singing along to 'One night in Bangkok' when she announced 'It's a bit cheeky of the Lady Boys of Bangkok to use the same name as the song'
She didn't realise it was an actual place.....
And she's at uni!
:giggle:
Certainly kept us entertained on the 3 1/2 hr drive!
I remember my cousin using the line-
'Mum, in the olden days, when you were alive....'
:giggle:
I think i've found a new client base!!!
Sign up here for the SH pole classes...
Fit To Tease!!!
M xx
I'd rather spend the money on an extended honeymoon!
I've never been a fan of weddings, so ours would have to be different from the norm, we've always said that our first dance will be something out of the ordinary-have you seen some of the youtube first dance videos when people do mjs 'thriller' etc? V funny!
No church for me either as I'm not religious, maybe we'll go for a vegas wedding?!
m xx
Quote by poshkate
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock: cool
Fee
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that sounds like fun :giggle: now where's Maz when we need her :twisted:
She's here!!! If not a little late...
Bollocks to site going down last night!!!
I know it's early, but I fancy a GnT, and round up the gals for the first pole dancing lesson...
m wink
I don't think it's fair to comment on the parents 'lack of emotion'. There have been times when they have been seen to break down, just as there are times where they appear very composed.
It's easy to say that you would do this or that when faced with that kind of situation, but unless you are actually the one experiencing it, you never know how you will react. Everyone is different and has different ways of coping. This is a totally unique situation for anyone, nothing can prepare you for 'the correct way to act'. They would be scruitinised no matter what they did.
Does anyone remember the case of the couple that were driving through the outback, when the boyfriend was shot (can't remember the full details).
The girlfriend eventually became a suspect because she essentially appeared 'too composed' not to be guilty! Of course, they eventually caught the actual murderer, and all the media were back on side with the poor girlfriend.
I don't think we can really comment on guilt of anyone, the facts have been so skewed by the media.
They may be guilty they may be innocent, who knows?!
I do agree that they are guilty of neglect and that is something I will ever understand.
M x
As my granny says,
'Och, the nights are fair drawin' in...'
Is that just a Scottish expression?! dunno
m xx
Unlucky blonde!
me on top, you underneath?
sounds like fun to me!
Den xx
p.s Big sean is right up my ass, that doesnt sound so much fun!!!
I was at the clinique counter the other day as I needed a new foundation.
I asked the girl if there was something with a 'bit more cover' as my face is all dull and patchy at the moment.
She told me this was most likely due to a 'build up of dead skin' but 'luckily' the clinique '3 step plan' would do just the job!
She proceeded to show me the 3 step plan on my hand, applying the cleanser, toner and moisturiser, and all for the bargain price of £$£$£!
Anyway, she also showed me said build up of dead skin, by putting sellotape on my hand, and pulling it off- et voila, all the manky dead skin cells were revealed, stuck to it.
My reply was 'SOLD! I'll take one roll of sellotape please!'
M xx wink
Have you tried doing a search of their user names and then sending them a pm if they're still here???
Always worth a try, and they're probably more likely to reply to you that way! wink
m xx
I once had a long argument with a friend at school about Celtic's shirt colours. He said their shirts were white with green stripes but I insisted you could also describe it as green shirts with white stripes........ "But white isn't a colour" he said. "How can white not be a colour? What colour is snow then?" I said. This went on for hours and we really fell out about it.
i will decide this argument belatedly, you were both wrong, there is no stripes, its green and snow coloured HOOPS!!!
Den
Quote by winchwench
Dance or Damnation.
Still haven't remembered...... evil
Well, all your suggestions so far have been great!!!
I'm gonna have to write them down and it might have to be a case of picking them out the hat!
Unfortunately I don't have final say! evil
Can you tackle whatever it is in wee small parts?!
It's hard to answer without understanding the jist of what you might be giving up on?
It might be something that has no bearing on your actions, in which case there's no point in keeping trying, but if it's something you can act on, then it' always worth trying a different approach, and talking it through might help give you some more ideas? dunno
m x
Quote by winchwench
Et Tu Booty
what was the really bloody good un I thought of earlier? Grr!

Oooo I like the et tu part!
The booty part is great too, but sounds more burlesquey and we need something that will suit all themes!
I'm loving all the suggestions so far though!
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I like!
Keep em coming!
Other burlesque performers are
'the devils angels'
'vixens in silk'
'the glamazons'
'hot pink feathers'
'BurlyQ'
'Burlescapades'
'Hurly burly'
Candied heels
Toff an Tails
etc etc
We do want to move away from too 'burlesque' a name, ie if we are doing a bollywood or classical ballet routine, then something like burlyQ wouldn't fit!
Get your thinking caps on peeps- I'm currently going through all the name generators the net has to offer!
m xx
Bump!
I need your help again to find a catchy name!
We still need a name for our troupe, so far we have gone under the company name, but we need something that we can call our group when we perform.
It is mainly burlesque performance that we do, but we also do generic dance performances, depending on what clients book.
Nothing too naughty, as we don't always get the nipple tassles out i'm afraid!
At the moment we have male and female performers, so some of the great suggestions from before can't be used because they're more female orientated.
I think we're after something a bit more serious, perhaps a french/spanish touch to it like the 'somethin' collective etc, who knows!
Favours to the best suggestions! (you can choose who gives you them!)
M xx
Ok, as predicted pre season, Mr mcginley has risen to the top of the table, never again shall the swinging heaven league have the indignity of a female winner!!!
Den.
P.s maz if you read this i was quite drunk at the time and i love you very much!!! smile
Quote by Freckledbird

Now where do I find a 'her'?????????
:twisted:
m xx

wave :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Another common mistake is 'definitely'. Some people insist on spelling it 'definately' confused

Oh no!
I have a feeling I'm a culprit! :-(
Well, you learn something new every day!
I also hate 'to' and 'too'
'I'm going to the shops, do you want to come too?'
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I wanna play the poker- can I join the boys???
what kind of 'poking' will we be doing???
M wink xx

Sheesh rolleyes and you say you're a grammar queen!
The word 'poker' is actually a contraction of two words, 'poke' and 'her' so it should read poke'r, meaning 'poke her'.
Soooooooo to play, you just have to find a 'her' to poke. Simple. lol
(PS I might have made that up just to suit the purposes of this thread hehe)
Mr FB and I are equally crap at cards (except snap) - what can we do?
worship
I now understand! I will never make such a mistake again!
Hmmmm, my English teacher never taught me that at school......
Now where do I find a 'her'?????????
:twisted:
m xx
Quote by easy
iluvminis No problems mate, you're on the reserve list ;)
Hi Easy,
We are not on the updated list?
Mrs Happy

redface I'll get onto that straight away. redface
Sorry :cheers: biggrin
mazandden, I've just been not-so-gently reminded by a mutual friend that she'd asked me if you guys could attend about 8 weeks ago. redface Sorry about that and there should definitely be a PM winging it's way to you guys today. ;) biggrin
Sorry redface
Oh and if you haven't sent me your email details you really need to via the email address I sent you.
I will be reminding everyone about this in the confirmation PMs, but I thought I'd just get it in now as well.
No email = no final details = no attending.
Those that have asked for alternative contact methods have been allowed for. ;) biggrin
Yay! thank you!!
I was wondering where our names had gotten to!
i thought it was us who'd been the numpties!
Easy- you get a spanking, and mutual friend- whatever 'favours' you would like on the night, you shall have!!!!! wink wink :twisted:
m xx
Howdy folks, only just got our asses in this thread- we would love to come, can we go on the reserve list please??
and favours ahoy to anyone who can squeeze us in wink :twisted: lol
M xx
Quote by winchwench
I bought a pack of envelopes from Asda once which had "Peal & Seal" written on the packaging.
I wrote to them. redface

lol lol lol
ooo that really annoys me! Although I don't think I'd be arsed to write to them lol!
One thing I know i'm bad for when typing is leaving the start of new sentences and 'i' lower case- because i can't be arsed to press the shift button!
I still have a wee rage to myself every time I see 'brought' though- just saw it in another thread!
Brought= bring
Bought = buy!!!!
I also pull den up when he sends a text in text speak!
ooooo I need this shagged out of me!
Quote by Ukwineman
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
So do I!!! :twisted:
Maz x
shall we have one each then :twisted:
Yup, so long as I get first taste wink
Quote by Ukwineman
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
So do I!!! :twisted:
Maz x
Quote by LondonPlaything
consider it a done deal... if the prospect has already been raised, even if *compromise* is tendered... the place is sure to change.

Or perhaps not!
I signed an online petition to prevent the closure of our local sports complex- it was built for when the commonwealth games were last held in Edinburgh, and is huge, if not a bit dated, but perfectly functionable.
The council had already bought land in the opposite side of Edinburgh, and started building a new sports complex.
In order to fund this, it would mean knocking down the current one at my end of town to sell the land for flat building rolleyes mad
This was all planned and actioned well before discussion with the people it would affect- the current users.
It would mean there would be no suitable facility for sports in the East of the city, and people would have to travel at least 45 mins (by car- public transport longer) if they wanted to train at the new facility (which is actually going to be smaller)In this day and age of encouraging healthy lifestyle, targeting childhood obesity etc, I imagine only the most dedicated would be the ones travelling, not the ones who really need pushed to participate!
Anyway, you can see how annoyed people would be at that- so we petitioned and have won! (if you call it winning?!)
The centre will remain, and the council will have to find money for upgrades!
So even though we thought demolition was a done deal, if enough speak up, you can make a difference!!
This works, so get signing!
(Never been to Camden though)
M xx