ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
One thing I do now wonder is what the difference between ass and pussy?
I had always assumed that it would feel very different, much tighter etc, and that would be where the enjoyment came for for the guy.
Den said that he actually doesn't notice any difference between the two, and then I asked 'so why bother?' (apart from the fact that I really enjoy it :twisted: )
He said it's more to do with it being a bit still, a bit more dirty than the norm, that makes it more of a turn on and even more enjoyable.
Thoughts please!!
M xx
I had always assumed that it would feel very different, much tighter etc, and that would be where the enjoyment came for for the guy.
Den said that he actually doesn't notice any difference between the two, and then I asked 'so why bother?' (apart from the fact that I really enjoy it :twisted: )
He said it's more to do with it being a bit still, a bit more dirty than the norm, that makes it more of a turn on and even more enjoyable.
Thoughts please!!
M xx
Sex God
I always remember someone asking my gran if she had put the fish for that nights dinner away in case the cat ate it, to which she replied, 'it's ok, I turned off the light'
:doh:
Our cats will chew there way through absolutely anything you will leave, including scratching their way through any packaged item, ie whiskas pouches, biscuits, crisps etc.
They even eat orange peel :shock: and cats are supposed to despise citrus!
Yesterday, I put out the dinner, bringing two bowls of salad through first, thinking they'd be ok, when I brought through the main plates, there were the pair of them, munching into the bowls or rocket and balsamic vinegar salad!
My gerbils did manage to munch through an entire collection of rare records that my ex had left lying in the flat in two rows along the ground; they went up one side chewing, and down the other row- every single record sleeve and some of the records had gerbil teeth marks through them! clever gerbils!!!
:doh:
Our cats will chew there way through absolutely anything you will leave, including scratching their way through any packaged item, ie whiskas pouches, biscuits, crisps etc.
They even eat orange peel :shock: and cats are supposed to despise citrus!
Yesterday, I put out the dinner, bringing two bowls of salad through first, thinking they'd be ok, when I brought through the main plates, there were the pair of them, munching into the bowls or rocket and balsamic vinegar salad!
My gerbils did manage to munch through an entire collection of rare records that my ex had left lying in the flat in two rows along the ground; they went up one side chewing, and down the other row- every single record sleeve and some of the records had gerbil teeth marks through them! clever gerbils!!!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
why do we like eating pussy also whats the best part of eating pussy
I would answer but think i would prefer to read why YOU like to eat pussy first and what YOU think is the best part of eating one
Shaz xbecause it drives the girls wild also if your any good you a can make a girl cum every time.
Not all women can have an orgasm through oral sex, regardless of how good you are.
:thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooo I downloaded Firefox tother day (thank you to the person who helped me) an* it has spell check on here!!
I was dead impressed!
Doesnt take a lot to impress me sometimes :lol2:
*'and'?
Does that mean you'll be changing your signature then, to read ''there' will be no light at the end of the tunnel'?
lol, you sound as bad as me FB!
Let's swap notes......
Sex God
Definately bra for me.
I wouldn't wanrt to risk the boobage droop when I'm older, and my boobs look much better with than without.
They're only a 34 D,and staying upright so far, so I can go without, but wouldn't want to.
There is nothing worse than the Charlie Dimmock look IMHO!
One thing I have never worn is a sports bra- I used to be a double A cup when I was really training, and never needed a proper sports bra. When I had to stop, they ballooned and are still (hopefully) growing!
Now I'm back at training, it is impossible with them bouncing about- gymnasts aren't supposed to have boobs- so I really should invest in a proper sports bra, rather than wearing my posh ones!
ps- i don't have enough boobage for the pencil test :cry:
m xx
I wouldn't wanrt to risk the boobage droop when I'm older, and my boobs look much better with than without.
They're only a 34 D,and staying upright so far, so I can go without, but wouldn't want to.
There is nothing worse than the Charlie Dimmock look IMHO!
One thing I have never worn is a sports bra- I used to be a double A cup when I was really training, and never needed a proper sports bra. When I had to stop, they ballooned and are still (hopefully) growing!
Now I'm back at training, it is impossible with them bouncing about- gymnasts aren't supposed to have boobs- so I really should invest in a proper sports bra, rather than wearing my posh ones!
ps- i don't have enough boobage for the pencil test :cry:
m xx
Sex God
Yes it would help!
We all make mistakes, (especially me!) but I'm very pedantic when it comes to spelling and grammar and certain things really annoy me!
My biggest pet hate is:
'I brought a new dress' rather than 'I bought a new dress',
But others include....
Your rather than you are or vice versa
Their rather than there or they're (they are)
oooo even worse- should of, could of, would of etc...
instead of should've , could've, would've- in full it's should have, could have, would have.... the apostrophe shows the missed out 'ha' from the 'have'
that one really annoys me for some reason!
I don't know why I don't like it, as my writing is always full of mistakes, certain things that i'm always getting wrong, like apostrophe esses! ss's's's'!
Ooo one more- when people go on about being 'proffessional' so many times I want to write and say 'sure you're not a 'professional?'
Deary me- I'm sad and need a life!
But yes please to spell check!
m xx
We all make mistakes, (especially me!) but I'm very pedantic when it comes to spelling and grammar and certain things really annoy me!
My biggest pet hate is:
'I brought a new dress' rather than 'I bought a new dress',
But others include....
Your rather than you are or vice versa
Their rather than there or they're (they are)
oooo even worse- should of, could of, would of etc...
instead of should've , could've, would've- in full it's should have, could have, would have.... the apostrophe shows the missed out 'ha' from the 'have'
that one really annoys me for some reason!
I don't know why I don't like it, as my writing is always full of mistakes, certain things that i'm always getting wrong, like apostrophe esses! ss's's's'!
Ooo one more- when people go on about being 'proffessional' so many times I want to write and say 'sure you're not a 'professional?'
Deary me- I'm sad and need a life!
But yes please to spell check!
m xx
Sex God
sometimes the, ahem, 'angle of insertion' makes a difference too..... 
I love anal most of the time, i find it easier to cum from that rather than oral, but occasionally it'll be bloody sore and bring tears to my eyes!
I always reckon if that had happened first time I tried it, I'd never try again!
I have definately found there is a certain way for it to go in, where it just 'slides in' with no effort whatsoever.....
I don't imagine there's one position that is easier for everyone, you'll just have to practice lots - but as naughty nymphos have already said- you definately have to work up to it.
Hope this helps,
Maz xx
I love anal most of the time, i find it easier to cum from that rather than oral, but occasionally it'll be bloody sore and bring tears to my eyes!
I always reckon if that had happened first time I tried it, I'd never try again!
I have definately found there is a certain way for it to go in, where it just 'slides in' with no effort whatsoever.....
I don't imagine there's one position that is easier for everyone, you'll just have to practice lots
- but as naughty nymphos have already said- you definately have to work up to it.Hope this helps,
Maz xx
Sex God
folks, you can transfer and sub week by week depending on which teams are playing, whos injured etc- you don't stick with the same team for the whole season!
(unless you're very very very lucky somehow!)
I've never played before, but you need to think ahead to who is playing who and when, as to what players to have in your team.
You can sub if you want, but to transfer a player you only get one free transfer a week, and after that any transfers you make cost 4 points.
You have to weigh up if you'll score more points than you'd loose from transfering a player!
m xx
(unless you're very very very lucky somehow!)
I've never played before, but you need to think ahead to who is playing who and when, as to what players to have in your team.
You can sub if you want, but to transfer a player you only get one free transfer a week, and after that any transfers you make cost 4 points.
You have to weigh up if you'll score more points than you'd loose from transfering a player!
m xx
Sex God
Quote by Catcorb
Ive never broken a bone ( touch wood) but I did fracture my wrist after a stone got caught in my roller skates
Louise xx
Ps I was 8 years old
Excuse my ignorance but I always thought a broken bone and a fractured bone are the same thing. :shock:
What is the differance?
:They are the same thing!
'broken bone' is laymans term.....
you sure you a doctor
: lol, a physio!
Been having a lot of trouble with my groin don't spose you could help.
ooo, i've never heard that one before....
what seems to be the problem???.....
Sex God
Quote by Catcorb
Ive never broken a bone ( touch wood) but I did fracture my wrist after a stone got caught in my roller skates
Louise xx
Ps I was 8 years old
Excuse my ignorance but I always thought a broken bone and a fractured bone are the same thing. :shock:
What is the differance?
:They are the same thing!
'broken bone' is laymans term.....
you sure you a doctor
: lol, a physio!
Sex God
Quote by Catcorb
Ive never broken a bone ( touch wood) but I did fracture my wrist after a stone got caught in my roller skates
Louise xx
Ps I was 8 years old
Excuse my ignorance but I always thought a broken bone and a fractured bone are the same thing. :shock:
What is the differance?
:They are the same thing!
'broken bone' is laymans term.....
Sex God
Quote by ForestFunsters
Then out on the streets, next thing you know, 15 year olds are giving 10 year olds baseball caps, who then promptly put them on backwards
It's a downward spiral
Sorry if I'm being dim - I don't have kids (thank Buddha, God, Shivra, Santa etc) - is the above a bad thing??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/185791.html
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
I broke my wrist by falling off the toilet, while trying to squash a blue bottle with a coat hanger. Sadly yes, this is 100% true!
den
That's one of the funniest images I've had in quite a while.
Sorry - but thanks!
.
I know!
I've never been told that story before funnily enough!!!
I broke my toe kicking someone in judo, and when I had xrays it turned out I have stress fractures in my feet from years of gymnastics that I never knew about!
I've been quite lucky not to break anything up until 2 years ago when I tried out a crazy vault.
I landed on my head and really hurt my neck, with my arm twisted around my back, but still managed to get up and do two more vault attempts before feeling a bit woozy!
I walked around for the weekend not being able to turn my head, so I couldn't see how swollen my elbow was, until my flatmates (physio students) took one look and marched me off to A&E.
My neck was the bother, but they only xrayed my elbow and told me I'd fractured it! oops! No idea how i managed to do 2 more vaults with it broken!
I've tried it a couple of times since, and landed on my head again both times- i think i should give up on that one!
Mr couple- what bad luck for mrs!
carmela- playing darts?! :shock:
Sex God
Faaaaaar too easily! I usually have to hold myself back!
But only from penetration- I'm weird, and I find it easier to cum from anal than oral!
With oral, they'd have to be down there a VERY long time and I'd have to be very relaxed!
Mind you, with someone other than Den it would also take a very long time.
If I'm doing it myself, then I reckon I could beat any guy hands down!
But only from penetration- I'm weird, and I find it easier to cum from anal than oral!
With oral, they'd have to be down there a VERY long time and I'd have to be very relaxed!
Mind you, with someone other than Den it would also take a very long time.
If I'm doing it myself, then I reckon I could beat any guy hands down!
Sex God
Quote by mdr2000
I know I've never had any problems up until about the last year :-(
massages, hot baths, painkillers all do a wee bit to help the pain, but don't take away the 'crampy pull' that makes me suddenly double over.
I don;t understand as i'm fairly healthy- eat a decent balanced diet and do enough exercise!!
Maybe I should take a proper look then?? Mmmm lol xx
Yes Dr. How bad does it look? What kind of treatment am I going to need?...
Sex God
I know I've never had any problems up until about the last year :-(
massages, hot baths, painkillers all do a wee bit to help the pain, but don't take away the 'crampy pull' that makes me suddenly double over.
I don;t understand as i'm fairly healthy- eat a decent balanced diet and do enough exercise!!
massages, hot baths, painkillers all do a wee bit to help the pain, but don't take away the 'crampy pull' that makes me suddenly double over.
I don;t understand as i'm fairly healthy- eat a decent balanced diet and do enough exercise!!
Sex God
Has anyone found anything that works for cramps?
I never used to get the slightest bother with pmt, so much so that I never used to know when my periods were coming and going!
(warning boys- not pleasant monthly talk- look away now....)
I've recently started getting horrible periods pains/cramps, and cramp up so much that tampons are getting stuck cos and are too painful to try and remove.
Normal pain killers and hot water bottle take the edge off, but i get sudden stabbing pains that have me doubled over, even in the middle of working with a patient, and take my breath away!
Does anyone have anything they've tried? Anything specifically for cramps? When I asked in the chemist they said now the pms meds don't have anything to help cramping anymore. :cry:
Poor me- got my hot pack on in the middle of summer as we speak!
I've also started being knocked for six the day before my period starts (which are irregular so i never know when that is) when I sleep for the entire night as soon i get home from work, anyone found anything to help with that?!!?
:cry:
I never used to get the slightest bother with pmt, so much so that I never used to know when my periods were coming and going!
(warning boys- not pleasant monthly talk- look away now....)
I've recently started getting horrible periods pains/cramps, and cramp up so much that tampons are getting stuck cos and are too painful to try and remove.
Normal pain killers and hot water bottle take the edge off, but i get sudden stabbing pains that have me doubled over, even in the middle of working with a patient, and take my breath away!
Does anyone have anything they've tried? Anything specifically for cramps? When I asked in the chemist they said now the pms meds don't have anything to help cramping anymore. :cry:
Poor me- got my hot pack on in the middle of summer as we speak!
I've also started being knocked for six the day before my period starts (which are irregular so i never know when that is) when I sleep for the entire night as soon i get home from work, anyone found anything to help with that?!!?
:cry:
