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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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" A run for her money"???????????????
Omar are you seriously telling me that you lot managed to let a girl win this thing last year??
Unbelievable, you guys must have been rotten!
Heres the deal, if any girls finish above me this season then i will do any dare, at all, that they choose!
And guys from last season, hang your head in shame, i mean what next? a girl beating you in a reverse parking competition?? PK's post sums it up really!!!!!
ILSB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar are you seriously telling me that you lot managed to let a girl win this thing last year??
Unbelievable, you guys must have been rotten!
Heres the deal, if any girls finish above me this season then i will do any dare, at all, that they choose!
And guys from last season, hang your head in shame, i mean what next? a girl beating you in a reverse parking competition?? PK's post sums it up really!!!!!
ILSB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Drumroll please!!!
Can i announce the arrival of the future fantasy league champions "I LOVE SCOTT BROWN(ILSB)".
ILSB will be setting out to win the title under the stewardship of Den, who hopes to follow in the footsteps of such famous scots as Alex Ferguson, Gordon Strachan, Kenny Dalglish in leading their football teams to glory. (souness has been ommitted from that list as he is a dirty cheating bassa!)
Come on the ILSB!!!!
Den
Can i announce the arrival of the future fantasy league champions "I LOVE SCOTT BROWN(ILSB)".
ILSB will be setting out to win the title under the stewardship of Den, who hopes to follow in the footsteps of such famous scots as Alex Ferguson, Gordon Strachan, Kenny Dalglish in leading their football teams to glory. (souness has been ommitted from that list as he is a dirty cheating bassa!)
Come on the ILSB!!!!
Den
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I was told that the school rule was you were only allowed fruit for your snack at break time (which wasn't true back in those days - probably is now!) so I was the only one sitting eating my apple when everyone else was tucking into their crisps- i always thought they would get into trouble!
We also got the 'eat your crusts so your hair goes curly!'
m xx
We also got the 'eat your crusts so your hair goes curly!'
m xx
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Thing is, I bought the one cable online from a different place, when it arrived, i then realised i needed the firefox thing to attatch it to lap top.
That's what I bought from PC world, and thats what already had the cable in it! So if they'd told me in the first place, yes you can attatch camcorder to comp and here's all you need, then I wouldn't have had to buy the other cable!
But then it is my fault for buying something I knew nothing about!
grrrrrrrrrrr
I'll try it though! xx
If you can't, go to PC World and complain - it's their fault, because you bought it on their advice, surely?
That's what I bought from PC world, and thats what already had the cable in it! So if they'd told me in the first place, yes you can attatch camcorder to comp and here's all you need, then I wouldn't have had to buy the other cable!
But then it is my fault for buying something I knew nothing about!
grrrrrrrrrrr
I'll try it though! xx
Quote by Freckledbird
It turns out the fire thing i bought actually comes with the other cable i originally bought- so thanks to mr pc world man telling me that i needed another cable that I didn't, i have wasted 30 quid!
Hopefully i'll be able to send it back and get a refund, but i won't get the special delivery money back
If you can't, go to PC World and complain - it's their fault, because you bought it on their advice, surely?
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thanks all!!!
The fire-whatsamit thingamyjig was the thing i needed!
If the first guy in PC world had just told me that, then hey presto, no problemo!
It turns out the fire thing i bought actually comes with the other cable i originally bought- so thanks to mr pc world man telling me that i needed another cable that I didn't, i have wasted 30 quid!
Hopefully i'll be able to send it back and get a refund, but i won't get the special delivery money back
thanks all- DVDs ahoy now- i might start up my own porn business, any takers?!
mxx
The fire-whatsamit thingamyjig was the thing i needed!
If the first guy in PC world had just told me that, then hey presto, no problemo!
It turns out the fire thing i bought actually comes with the other cable i originally bought- so thanks to mr pc world man telling me that i needed another cable that I didn't, i have wasted 30 quid!
Hopefully i'll be able to send it back and get a refund, but i won't get the special delivery money back
thanks all- DVDs ahoy now- i might start up my own porn business, any takers?!
mxx 
just got it Sex God
Well folks, we've been meaning to do this for so long and this thread reminded me to get my ass in gear.
I phoned up the financial ombudsman and they were fantastic!
They took my details ie account no and name and are actually writing to the banks on my behalf!
How easy is that?! I just have to sit on my backside and wait!
I'll keep you posted on how it goes, but they were very keen to help and very helpful with all my blonde questions!
I'd definately recommend giving them a buzz.
I also feel I have to comment on JTS post, you are very lucky to always have funds in your bank, I would have to say that the majority of people would have been illegally charged at some point even from going 20p overdrawn at the end of the month.
You are lucky to have enough savings to account for unexpected circumstances outwith your control which often people don't.
In my case, I was ill as a student and had to defer a year whilst at uni. I had a student current account with overdraft facility which i desperately needed as working part time with a student loan is not enough to cover basics!
Unfortunately when i was ill, my student loan stopped and so they decided to cancel my overdraft (which they were within their rights to do).
However, where was I supposed to suddenly get the money to pay for this overdraft in full from? (bearing in mind I was ill so not working, but still classed as a student so not on benefits)
The charges spiralled and i had to open another overdraft account to pay and borrow money of my parents.
If you don't have the money for a charge once, it's often unlikely you have the money for a charge the next time, especially when the charges amounted to more than i earnt at the time!It very quickly spirals and builds and it is usually the poorest people that are hardest hit.
I would in no way say I was particularly poor either, just general joeblogg student at that time!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I phoned up the financial ombudsman and they were fantastic!
They took my details ie account no and name and are actually writing to the banks on my behalf!
How easy is that?! I just have to sit on my backside and wait!
I'll keep you posted on how it goes, but they were very keen to help and very helpful with all my blonde questions!
I'd definately recommend giving them a buzz.
I also feel I have to comment on JTS post, you are very lucky to always have funds in your bank, I would have to say that the majority of people would have been illegally charged at some point even from going 20p overdrawn at the end of the month.
You are lucky to have enough savings to account for unexpected circumstances outwith your control which often people don't.
In my case, I was ill as a student and had to defer a year whilst at uni. I had a student current account with overdraft facility which i desperately needed as working part time with a student loan is not enough to cover basics!
Unfortunately when i was ill, my student loan stopped and so they decided to cancel my overdraft (which they were within their rights to do).
However, where was I supposed to suddenly get the money to pay for this overdraft in full from? (bearing in mind I was ill so not working, but still classed as a student so not on benefits)
The charges spiralled and i had to open another overdraft account to pay and borrow money of my parents.
If you don't have the money for a charge once, it's often unlikely you have the money for a charge the next time, especially when the charges amounted to more than i earnt at the time!It very quickly spirals and builds and it is usually the poorest people that are hardest hit.
I would in no way say I was particularly poor either, just general joeblogg student at that time!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Hoping that either someone on here can help me or point me in the direction of a good computer forum where I can ask the same question!
I have a JVC digital camcorder and I want to make DVDs of the things I've filmed.
The camcorder came with the usual attatchments to put it through the TV, but our DVD player doesn't record.
We have a DVD recorder on the lap top so i thought if I bought a cable which linked the camcorder to lap top- hey presto, I would be able to make my dvds!
Not so.... stupid maz has bought a cable she didn't know anything about!
It arrived today and connects perfectly into the camcorder.
I thought the other end was a USB thingamyjig, but it turns out it is for a pc
'equipped with a capture board having a 6 pin IEEE 1394 terminal'
:shock: WTF is that?!?!
All I know is the bit doesn't fit my computer!
What do I do? Send the part back and get a different one? There doesn't seem to be anything else other than that to connect it to a pc.
Is there another kind of connection i can get to plug the cable into and then say plug into a usb bit?
Will I actually be able to record from the camcorder if I do that, or do i need software etc?
Already spent about 30 quid on said cable getting special delivery as i need to make a dvd asap!
Help!!!
Maz xx
PS free webcam show for the first to tell me how to attatch said camera to lap top!!!
I have a JVC digital camcorder and I want to make DVDs of the things I've filmed.
The camcorder came with the usual attatchments to put it through the TV, but our DVD player doesn't record.
We have a DVD recorder on the lap top so i thought if I bought a cable which linked the camcorder to lap top- hey presto, I would be able to make my dvds!
Not so.... stupid maz has bought a cable she didn't know anything about!
It arrived today and connects perfectly into the camcorder.
I thought the other end was a USB thingamyjig, but it turns out it is for a pc
'equipped with a capture board having a 6 pin IEEE 1394 terminal'
:shock: WTF is that?!?!
All I know is the bit doesn't fit my computer!
What do I do? Send the part back and get a different one? There doesn't seem to be anything else other than that to connect it to a pc.
Is there another kind of connection i can get to plug the cable into and then say plug into a usb bit?
Will I actually be able to record from the camcorder if I do that, or do i need software etc?
Already spent about 30 quid on said cable getting special delivery as i need to make a dvd asap!
Help!!!
Maz xx
PS free webcam show for the first to tell me how to attatch said camera to lap top!!!
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
i remember when smoking in cinemas was allowed,but it has been banned for years now,it hasn't effected the vast crowds that go to the cinema each week,in the long term it won't effect pubs,clubs and restaurants it will just become the norm and life will go on!
:thumbup:
Ok doke, can I ask all the smokers out there a question?
If you had the choice, going back to the day you started smoking, would you do it again?
Yes, you may enjoy it now, it may be relaxing, destressing,habit etc, but would you actually want to become a smoker if it wasn't for the addiction?
I imagine there will be some yes and some saying no.
Also, thinking back to those first few cigarrettes- did anyone actually enjoy them? Why did you start? Did anyone not cough and splutter and feel minging after the first one?
Now, for those of you who have kids, would you be happy for them to turn round on their 16th birthday and say they are going to start smoking with a 20 a day habit.
Would you be happy with that?
I want to find out why people would say yes they wouldn't change the fact that they started smoking and those that say yes, they would be happy for their 16yr old to start.
I can't answer cos I don;t smoke, but Den is nearly a 40 a day now.
Although he enjoys smoking, he would quite happily never have started in the first place, so he never got addicted.
Just thought it might help the pro/anti smokers see each others points of view as to why they smoke/versus why they don't think smoking should be imposed on them!
M xx
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Quote by poshkate
Never been but have friends who have been and they said its a beautifull place and not too expensive there either.
I went about 8 yrs ago and it is beautiful and pretty cheap, but I've been told that there are a lot of hen and stag do's going there now which might cause a problem if you're looking for a quiet weekend away. One of my favourite European Cities to go to is Barcelona, I fell in love with it the first time I went and have been 4 or 5 times since and it never seems to lose its charm. You can normally find cheap flights there pretty easily although be carful when you're getting cheap flights that they do actually go to the main airport not one a coach journey away.....often the budget airline price isn't much less than if you shop around the other airlines and they go to the main airport.
Hope you find somewhere nice to go and have fun
:thumbup:
I love Barcelona- definately a place to go if you want culture, but it has a bit of everything- amazing shops, beach and port, olympic village, mountains, and obviously all the gaudi architecture etc!
It's a must, and you can do something for any budget
(God I sound like a travel agent!)
plus there are plenty of good swingers clubs or so i'm told!
Failing that, Prague- lot's of walking to be done lots of cheap cheap beer and hotels etc, loads of culture! (We got dinner in the castle one night- was amaaaaaazing!)
I would go for one of those two!
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It would definately be a problem for us!!!
There was an incident a while back when there were two student physios on a ski holiday (one of those 18-30 ones) which happened to be filmed for the 18-30 TV programme.
Stupidly (or not) they introduced themselves as 'such and such, student physio from....'
Anyway, the film showed them being generally drunk and disorderly on holiday as students should be!
The problem being that this was not seen as professional and was said to drag the profession down as a whole etc etc- and so they were both struck off and no longer allowed to complete their degree! :shock: :shock:
This really worried me at the time as I do burlesque dancing which usually involves stripping off in public to nipple tassles and thongs, usually to a very large audience, and we often get filmed!
Like others, it maddens me that this is the case, but if the worst came to the worst, then I wouldn't particularly want to continue my job- I'd probably become a full time stripper!( make more money than on the NHS that's for sure!)
I would hate it to come to that, as I love my job and I've spent years training for it, doing work experience since I was 14 etc etc- what a waste that would be but it would be their loss if they can't see past it!
It does worry me a lot if someone on here happened to be a patient, but at the end of the day It doesn't bother me enough to not want to talk about swinging, go on webcam etc etc!
m xx
There was an incident a while back when there were two student physios on a ski holiday (one of those 18-30 ones) which happened to be filmed for the 18-30 TV programme.
Stupidly (or not) they introduced themselves as 'such and such, student physio from....'
Anyway, the film showed them being generally drunk and disorderly on holiday as students should be!
The problem being that this was not seen as professional and was said to drag the profession down as a whole etc etc- and so they were both struck off and no longer allowed to complete their degree! :shock: :shock:
This really worried me at the time as I do burlesque dancing which usually involves stripping off in public to nipple tassles and thongs, usually to a very large audience, and we often get filmed!
Like others, it maddens me that this is the case, but if the worst came to the worst, then I wouldn't particularly want to continue my job- I'd probably become a full time stripper!(
make more money than on the NHS that's for sure!) I would hate it to come to that, as I love my job and I've spent years training for it, doing work experience since I was 14 etc etc- what a waste that would be but it would be their loss if they can't see past it!
It does worry me a lot if someone on here happened to be a patient, but at the end of the day It doesn't bother me enough to not want to talk about swinging, go on webcam etc etc!
m xx
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Quote by jaymar
in the sea,
on hols last month we were sat at a beach side bar and were watching the swimmers, we kept guessing the couples who were prob doing it in the sea, it's so easy! (we were only jealous of course! lol). We were in the sea in Ireland- it was baltic!!!!
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hmmmmmm..... bad maz and den!
In the staff room, in a massage room, in the swimming pool changing rooms, in the swimming pool viewing area watching the swimmers! on the balcony at my parents, watching the golfers!, in our bosses office! :shock:
several occasions on a long drive on busy roads, den taking my top off, and hand up my skirt as he drives (HGV drivers, give us a toot!)
In the car in a not very quiet side street, in a car park, in a wood, with a couple of dog walkers going by, in the sea, with dens family commenting on how choppy it looked when we came back,
Probably the best was in a hot tub in princes st gardens at a big club night one night, with 8 other people in the tub and all the party goers milling about!
hmmmmm, I know there is a helluva lot more than that too!!!..................
In the staff room, in a massage room, in the swimming pool changing rooms, in the swimming pool viewing area watching the swimmers! on the balcony at my parents, watching the golfers!, in our bosses office! :shock:
several occasions on a long drive on busy roads, den taking my top off, and hand up my skirt as he drives (HGV drivers, give us a toot!)
In the car in a not very quiet side street, in a car park, in a wood, with a couple of dog walkers going by, in the sea, with dens family commenting on how choppy it looked when we came back,
Probably the best was in a hot tub in princes st gardens at a big club night one night, with 8 other people in the tub and all the party goers milling about!
hmmmmm, I know there is a helluva lot more than that too!!!..................
Sex God
I love my rabbit, but i'm also in need of a new one, was thinking of the thruster- looks great!
The best toy we got was actually a set from a sex shop in hamburg, it had everything from a bog standard vibrator, to a dildo to a bullet, beads, love eggs, cock ring you can fit the bullet to, etc etc, so many more exciting things in it and about half the price of a rabbit!
The next choice for me is either the rabbit thruster or the rock chick-
So if anyone has tried either, then let me know which is best!
Maz xx
The best toy we got was actually a set from a sex shop in hamburg, it had everything from a bog standard vibrator, to a dildo to a bullet, beads, love eggs, cock ring you can fit the bullet to, etc etc, so many more exciting things in it and about half the price of a rabbit!
The next choice for me is either the rabbit thruster or the rock chick-
So if anyone has tried either, then let me know which is best!
Maz xx
Sex God
I don't have a problem with the 'slut' style rooms- i find that a bit of a turn on...
Bareback is a definate no no in my book though.
I think what you'll find here is each to their own, what one person thinks of as distasteful, to another it would be just what would float their boat.
You might not rate the kind of person that enjoys that room, perhaps others might think you're too 'nice', and for others, perhaps bareback is just their cup of tea, etc etc
If you don't like a certain room don't go in, or open up your own, I think you'll find all the rooms are there because they are appealing to at least 1 or 2 people, if not many more!!
Maz xx
Bareback is a definate no no in my book though.
I think what you'll find here is each to their own, what one person thinks of as distasteful, to another it would be just what would float their boat.
You might not rate the kind of person that enjoys that room, perhaps others might think you're too 'nice', and for others, perhaps bareback is just their cup of tea, etc etc
If you don't like a certain room don't go in, or open up your own, I think you'll find all the rooms are there because they are appealing to at least 1 or 2 people, if not many more!!
Maz xx
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
When the dentist says 'just a little scratch'
Why not tell the truth and say 'this will fucking sting'!!!!?? :scared:
Actually, the anticipation of pain usually makes it even worse! (and i'm not just saying that, plenty of studies have shown it!)
That's often why someone will play it down so you don't tense up in preparation of it!
I would say most are probably taught to take that approach!
We would do that if we were say manipulating someones back- just tell them to breathe in and out slowly, and not actually tell them we're going to 'crack it'! Otherwise they would be much much worse!
oooo we're cruel!!! m xx
