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I've never had a subway......
Awwwwww we'll take you...
... to subway aswell!!! :twisted:
Can you take me too? I've never had one
Ok Dawnie and Maz need taken!!!!
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Skier or blader, never tried boarding but would love to- was supposed to learn when we went to Bulgaria in January, but there wasn't any snow!
It was the warmest winter ever- one day it was 20 degrees, it's normally -20 there!
We did get a day and a half skiing, but I didn't think it would be enough to make a tit of myself on a board and actually be able to see the mountain rather than the nursery slope, so we stuck to skiing!
Den has never done either- he's scared of heights and has the worst balance and flexibility ever, I don't think he'd enjoy it!
xxx
It was the warmest winter ever- one day it was 20 degrees, it's normally -20 there!
We did get a day and a half skiing, but I didn't think it would be enough to make a tit of myself on a board and actually be able to see the mountain rather than the nursery slope, so we stuck to skiing!
Den has never done either- he's scared of heights and has the worst balance and flexibility ever, I don't think he'd enjoy it!
xxx
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Quote by Mr-Powers
i had to turn over...it made me so angry...a good bit of old fashion disipline...fuck the softly,softly approach!
:thumbup: and even more so for the mother- needs some sense thumped into her!
Why can't she be prosecuted for not making him go to school/giving him her fags?
And a 'celebration party' for the end of his ASBO? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????
I still haven't calmed down since last night!
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Quote by hisandhers
ladders, salt over the shoulder, white rabbits beginning of every month, black cat crossing my path, magpies-1 for sorrow, 2 for joy etc,I didn't buy any baby items until I was at least six months gone as this is bad luck, always stir your drinks clockwise, if you break glass you have bad luck for seven (or is it nine) years,when you buy a purse for some-one always put in a coin for good luck, find a penny pick it up, all day long you get good luck.
Could carry on for ages
god I forgot about all of these ones! I do them without even thinking about it!
The weird thing is I don't really believe in any weird stuff like this otherwise, so why am I superstitious?!
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Quote by hisandhers
ladders, salt over the shoulder, white rabbits beginning of every month, black cat crossing my path, magpies-1 for sorrow, 2 for joy etc,I didn't buy any baby items until I was at least six months gone as this is bad luck, always stir your drinks clockwise, if you break glass you have bad luck for seven (or is it nine) years,when you buy a purse for some-one always put in a coin for good luck, find a penny pick it up, all day long you get good luck.
Could carry on for ages
god I forgot about all of these ones! I do them without even thinking about it!
The weird thing is I don't really believe in any weird stuff like this otherwise, so why am I superstitious?!
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I stuff my face at brekkie!
It's my favourite meal of the day!
My mum and I always ate it, whereas my dad and sister never, my mum and I have always been slimmer than them , and I think it's because of brekkie!
I can't eat straight away- I get up too early for work, so I usually eat when I get in.
It's usually a bowl of porridge with a wee touch of salt, or museli and a seed mix with natural yoghurt and fruit chopped in, plus another piece of fruit, some fresh juice.
I'll occasionally have cooked brekkie at the weekend, but it would have to be grilled!
I've usually eaten my lunch during morning break and stuff myslef with ryvitas or oatcakes and veg, so later in the day I'm never hungry-i'm weird!
If I don't eat breakfast then I end up having biscuits or cakes from the staff room etc- bad maz!
If I do have break, I'm not usually hungry at night so wouldn't always have dinner....
But I do eat a feast all day long!!!
I have a whole shelf at work- the office looks like a supermarket with all my munch packets!
M xx
It's my favourite meal of the day!
My mum and I always ate it, whereas my dad and sister never, my mum and I have always been slimmer than them , and I think it's because of brekkie!
I can't eat straight away- I get up too early for work, so I usually eat when I get in.
It's usually a bowl of porridge with a wee touch of salt, or museli and a seed mix with natural yoghurt and fruit chopped in, plus another piece of fruit, some fresh juice.
I'll occasionally have cooked brekkie at the weekend, but it would have to be grilled!
I've usually eaten my lunch during morning break and stuff myslef with ryvitas or oatcakes and veg, so later in the day I'm never hungry-i'm weird!
If I don't eat breakfast then I end up having biscuits or cakes from the staff room etc- bad maz!
If I do have break, I'm not usually hungry at night so wouldn't always have dinner....
But I do eat a feast all day long!!!
I have a whole shelf at work- the office looks like a supermarket with all my munch packets!
M xx
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Are you keeping the cats?
I got childhood asthma because of my cats, but it settled down after a while- I think I got used to them.
Now we have the kittens, I had bother with a cough for ages- same thing starting up again!
I'll no doubt get used to them again, your daughter might too????
M xx
I got childhood asthma because of my cats, but it settled down after a while- I think I got used to them.
Now we have the kittens, I had bother with a cough for ages- same thing starting up again!
I'll no doubt get used to them again, your daughter might too????
M xx
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I used to be so much worse with superstitions- verging on ridiculously obsessive!
Now I stick to the usual- avoiding ladders, knocking wood, salt over shoulder etc, but the worst one is that every time I see a lone magpie (which is usually several a day on my commute to work) I have to salute 3 times and say 'good day sir' 3 times!
And on the first of every month I have to say 'Rabbits rabbits rabbits' before I say anything else that day!
I worry about myself!....
M xx
Now I stick to the usual- avoiding ladders, knocking wood, salt over shoulder etc, but the worst one is that every time I see a lone magpie (which is usually several a day on my commute to work) I have to salute 3 times and say 'good day sir' 3 times!
And on the first of every month I have to say 'Rabbits rabbits rabbits' before I say anything else that day!
I worry about myself!....
M xx
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Quote by Mallock2006
i've given just received my 50 gold award for giving blood people tend to forget the unsung heros who donate in a different way so com'on
save a life and give blood
Wish I could but I cant
I've just found out I can but still haven't got my lazy arse down to the donor centre- bad maz!
Well done you for the gold award- my mum has hers too, i've got a lot of catching up to do!
Has anyone thought about going further ie donating bone marrow or platelets or whatever it is?
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Quote by poshkate
Personally I have increased in height by 1/2" since starting doing tai chi 15 years ago. Surely not a late growing spurt.
that could be explained by having measured yourself at different times of the day as most people shrink by about half an inch during the course of the day due to good old gravity....
SO if you measure yourself in the morning you are taller than if you do it in the evening. :thumbup: yup!
Also, the hydration of your discs varies as the day goes on....
What you may be noticing is an improvement in your posture through strengthening your core stability muscles, giving you better support at your back, and perhaps less of a 'slumped, slouched' posture and thus that extra inch.
Unfortunately you can't do much to change the hydration of the disc fluid itself as you get older, only very slight changes, it's just one of those things like grey hairs on the outside- you can't do anything to stop them! ;-)
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Quote by keeno
The problem is that as you get older the gaps between the vertebrae in your spine reduces (gravity
You need to do an exercise that stretches your spine. Try a yoga style exercise.
Almost Keeno!
Ok in best laymans terms as poss-
What actually happens is the 'fluidy' substance that fills the discs in between your vertebrae (the discs fill the gaps between your vertebrae and are work like shock absorbers) which is like a hydrated gel stuff, 'drys up' to a certain extent, so the disc 'shrinks' and the vertebrae get closer together.
As you get older you bone density lessens, more people develop osteoporosis and all these combined make you shorter!
No amount of stretching can change that! (Although exercise is the best thing to maintain your joints as you get older)
The 'hump back' is a sign of osteoporosis- thinning of the bones, once you're past 25 there ain't much you can do to improve your bone density,apart from making sure you exercise, eat healthily and look after your posture with proper seating,bedding, working conditions and by doing postural exercises etc
When you're pregnant, changes to your hormones allow your ligaments to loosen, and your posture alters, giving most people a bigger curve in the lower back, and making you appear shorter!
Hope this makes sense!!
Maz xx
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I don't think it's a big deal at all, 15 is hardly young, and I intentionally looked up porn at a much younger age than that (this is maz not den btw- den would have been battered by his paw if he had!)
At the end of the day, most kids that age are probably doing more than they're looking at on the sites anyway! It's entirely NORMAL!
I wouldn't mention that you checked his emails at all- I think that crosses a line, if you do feel you have to mention something, then don't relate it to nosing through his emails, perhaps an 'inoccent' clear out of your computers history and you discovered the sites he was visiting?
I don't think I'd forgive my parents for looking through my private emails- my mum read my diary when I was younger, and it took a helluva lot to build our relationship back up.....
Maz xx
At the end of the day, most kids that age are probably doing more than they're looking at on the sites anyway! It's entirely NORMAL!
I wouldn't mention that you checked his emails at all- I think that crosses a line, if you do feel you have to mention something, then don't relate it to nosing through his emails, perhaps an 'inoccent' clear out of your computers history and you discovered the sites he was visiting?
I don't think I'd forgive my parents for looking through my private emails- my mum read my diary when I was younger, and it took a helluva lot to build our relationship back up.....
Maz xx
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if you go to the main forum index, it gives you a list of users online at the moment.
The ones in green and purple are the mods and chat ops (can't remember which is which but it tells you at the bottom)
Anyway, if you click the name of one of them it should allow you to send them a message straight away.
If there aren;t any names in colour it means there are none online in the forum at the mo, you could try sending a message to one you know the name of instead?
Maz xx
The ones in green and purple are the mods and chat ops (can't remember which is which but it tells you at the bottom)
Anyway, if you click the name of one of them it should allow you to send them a message straight away.
If there aren;t any names in colour it means there are none online in the forum at the mo, you could try sending a message to one you know the name of instead?
Maz xx
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Castille de Maz and Den is beautiful this time of year......
What sort of thing you after? ~You said not the usuals, which rules out the castle etc- are you looking for restaurants?bars?shops?touristy thangs?beach?country?excitment?
Let us know and then we'll give you plenty of ideas!
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What sort of thing you after? ~You said not the usuals, which rules out the castle etc- are you looking for restaurants?bars?shops?touristy thangs?beach?country?excitment?
Let us know and then we'll give you plenty of ideas!
xx
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Is it really a big deal?
As fire says, if people want to post, they'll post, if people don't they won't.
If people want to fill it with nonsense hijacks, then they will, if they want to use emotions then do it, does that really matter in the great scheme of things?
Taking it away is a bit like confiscating a childs toy with the 'if you can't play properly, then you don't get to play at all'....
It's a forum ffs, does it really matter?!
Mike, minx and mallock- :thumbup:
And as fire said, is there a premium on space? There certainly seems to be a decrease in threads and replies, so why stop people posting more (even if it is mindless crap to some, to others it's important crap) And if it's a question of more work, then get more mods, i'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers....
As fire says, if people want to post, they'll post, if people don't they won't.
If people want to fill it with nonsense hijacks, then they will, if they want to use emotions then do it, does that really matter in the great scheme of things?
Taking it away is a bit like confiscating a childs toy with the 'if you can't play properly, then you don't get to play at all'....
It's a forum ffs, does it really matter?!
Mike, minx and mallock- :thumbup:
And as fire said, is there a premium on space? There certainly seems to be a decrease in threads and replies, so why stop people posting more (even if it is mindless crap to some, to others it's important crap) And if it's a question of more work, then get more mods, i'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers....
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and maybe all the hoards of cards and letters and notes that I save up from people, other than that, nothing else that can't be replaced.
ohh yes......as well as photos, I keep everything.....I still have the plasticine heart that a lad stuck on my tray in primary school and all the love letters I've ever been sent.....plus cards and letters that friends and family have sent....
defo think I need a fire proof box now......
think I'll go shopping tomorrow.....
Right if you're getting one so am I!
I even have the very first valentines card I ever got- it was from a boy called johan and I got it in p1- unfortunately he also gave all the girls one- it was hand made and i remember thinking how good he was at drawing!
I'm terrible for keeping hold of anything of even the slightest significance, cinema ticket stubs, train tickets, flight tickets,match stick boxes from restaurants, silly notes, etc etc- I dread ever moving house with all the junk I collect!!!
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Quote by tyracer
Id save nothing.
The only thing that you cannot replace is yourself.
Get out before it takes hold
Tyracer, we know everyone should and would save themselves, I don't think many people would save anything other than themselves and family, but this thread is just a bit of fun so you can find out the things people value other than the really important things like your family/friends/pets etc
........................just for fun
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Quote by poshkate
there's only one thing i would keep and thats my photos......was actually considering getting fire proof boxes for them......but actually now I guess I'd have to save my laptop as well as a lot are only on there....
but apart from photo's (and my wabbit but thats not allowed!) there's not much I have that is truely irreplacible....
but I would try and get my Jimmy Choos and my favourite Vivienne W dress out too, if I had time
I would go for the exact same as you pk- photos all the way- I have thousands in boxes, and scattered about everywhere, they are the one thing I would love to have the time to sort through and store online and in fireproof boxes!
I'm guessing it would be too late by the time I ever actually get round to it!
If we're not talking people and pets then the only things would be photos and lap top, and maybe all the hoards of cards and letters and notes that I save up from people, other than that, nothing else that can't be replaced.
When I lived with my ex, there was a fire in the flat next door to us, which when I realised, the first thing I did was run and move the fish tank and hamster cage to a different room!
The first thing my ex did was move the telly into the furthest away room!
The last thing we BOTH did was waken up our flat mate to tell him to get out! oops!
hmmmm... I just read that jeana would save her vibrators- I may consider that too, seeing as they are kept in a handy suitcase under the bed, although imagine people thinking we were ok for clothes, only to find out we still needed hand outs cos the bag was packed full of toys!
Maz xx
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Still, I don't think someone would have suggested to him he would need a transplant unless it was absolutely necessary ie for severe CAD, cardiomyopathy etc, people who have heart attacks don't generally need a total heart replacement!
For Dar, I truly hope that isn't the case, but if it is, pm us know if you do need any advice...
M xx
For Dar, I truly hope that isn't the case, but if it is, pm us know if you do need any advice...
M xx
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Quote by Mallock2006
I was 38 yesterday and I had a heart attack in January 2005 so beat ya there
A transplant is the last thing they will be thinking of doing...
I had angioplasty and stents done in May 2005 and its almost keyhole surgery now...
They enter via the main vein in the groin area and its an overnight stay in hospital then home the next morning....
Keep your chin up as it may seem like its the end of the world but really it isnt....
This sounds different to a heart attack mallock....
Dar- :therethere: maz xx
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Quote by Philfuller
Only 50! They're just spring chickens!
Best present my kids ever gave us was a night out for two at Le Manoir, Raymond Blanc's post restaurant near Oxford. It was brilliantly done - we received an invitation from the restaurant to dine on a day of our choosing - and the meal was fantastic - eight courses over three hours! It was very touching, very enjoyable and greatly appreciated.
Phil
This is something I've been thinking of, getting them a voucher for dinner bed and breakfast at the witchery, posh restaraunt in edinburgh, but again, I have a feeling they've probably been there!
The problem is they get invited on lots of corporate dinners, holidays, days out etc, and given gifts etc by them which is why so many of the great suggestions turn out not to be so great!
The photo album idea is a work in progress- been working on it for ages, as my mum gave us one on our 21sts, so I've known for ages she would love that.
I do still want to buy her something as well as making the cake, album, surprising her at the hotel etc.
What does everyone think of tickets for a west end show?
For once, my dads 50th pressie is the easiest, normally he's impossible to buy for !
Thanks to everyone for their suggestions so far- wish I'd thought of the photo dvd before i started the album!
m xx
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We'd be happy to pay to attend something like fever or belle baise, because of the kind of night they are advertising, and I think in that case, you get what you pay for.
I'd also be happy to pay for a club to have exclusive use, so I could be comfortable with the people there, and know I would fancy them...
If someone was to organise something through here to make a profit (on the sly obviously seeing as it's not allowed) then I definately wouldn't go- thats the sort of thing they should have their own website and advertising for, they shouldn't be able to do it the lazy way!
As for socials etc and entry fee, buffet etc, I'm not so keen on the idea of the whole event being a bit 'phoenix nights', at the first mention of buffet and dj, all i can think of is peter kay saying 'garlic bread, chicken kiev' and the guy on his keyboard thing! Not my idea of a good night I'm afraid!
M xx
I'd also be happy to pay for a club to have exclusive use, so I could be comfortable with the people there, and know I would fancy them...
If someone was to organise something through here to make a profit (on the sly obviously seeing as it's not allowed) then I definately wouldn't go- thats the sort of thing they should have their own website and advertising for, they shouldn't be able to do it the lazy way!
As for socials etc and entry fee, buffet etc, I'm not so keen on the idea of the whole event being a bit 'phoenix nights', at the first mention of buffet and dj, all i can think of is peter kay saying 'garlic bread, chicken kiev' and the guy on his keyboard thing! Not my idea of a good night I'm afraid!
M xx
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I'm going to have to admit to using the C word fairly regularly.
is anyone actually shocked when they hear this now?? i can think of slightly more shocking things i get up to than saying a word.
saying that i do tend to add a y to the end of it.
For example when you spill wine on the carpet "oh you cunty bastard".
Or when someone is being mildly irritating "Fuck off cuntybaws"
Maybe its a scottish thing???
is anyone actually shocked when they hear this now?? i can think of slightly more shocking things i get up to than saying a word.
saying that i do tend to add a y to the end of it.
For example when you spill wine on the carpet "oh you cunty bastard".
Or when someone is being mildly irritating "Fuck off cuntybaws"
Maybe its a scottish thing???
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Thanks wineaux 
Alcohol is no good as they can get it so easily unfortunately, any kind of alcohol is a bit like water in their house! :-( would have been an easy option otherwise!!!
All the gift experience days they've probably outdone for themselves at some point, and i'm already planning on doing the sentimental things like a photo album spanning the 50yrs, making a cake, and we're suprising mum at her hotel,with flowers and champagne etc, but as for the main pressie I am at a loss!
m xx
Alcohol is no good as they can get it so easily unfortunately, any kind of alcohol is a bit like water in their house! :-( would have been an easy option otherwise!!!All the gift experience days they've probably outdone for themselves at some point, and i'm already planning on doing the sentimental things like a photo album spanning the 50yrs, making a cake, and we're suprising mum at her hotel,with flowers and champagne etc, but as for the main pressie I am at a loss!
m xx
