Help!
Both my parents are 50 soon, and I am stumped as to what to get them!
What present do you get for the people who have been there, done that, got the T-shirt?
Seeing as it's a big birthday, i was thinking of getting them a joint pressie like a weekend away somewhere, problem is, they're already going away! Surprise party is also out the question as they are also having a large party.
I've looked up all the gift experience sites etc and nothing floats my boat....
For once I'm stumped- any help????
M xx
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mazandden
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Quote by tina1
I have a double ender, I think its one of them 18 inch ones but its girth is good and is ridged, its like a real cock but harder!!!
anyhow I like it best when hubby grabs it in middle and moves it back and forth really fast when its in me and another woman....................best position is on hand and knees
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Hmmm i shall remember that!
Den doesn't really get a look in with ours- he just has to sit back and let us get on with it so to speak!
poor boy- it's a tough life!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had to resurrect this thread for Dai. He's a HUGE squirting fan and as much as it didn't appeal to me before ( probably because I didn't have a partner who was into it/knew anything about it) I'd love to find out how to achieve this heightened sensation.
I do get extremely wet during sex and gush quite a lot but I've only ever squirted once and that was more luck than judgement
If anyone has any (serious) tips on how do this, please let me know. Poor Dai is waiting :shock:
We downloaded a video by Seymore Butts (sp?) -a squirting tutorial, it's actually quite 'in depth'! It lasts about 45 mins, so worth a look, not sure how I get you the link- maybe google the above?
I'll pm you if I work it out!
ps we haven't tried it yet - so no reports on how good his techniques are!!!
M xx
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Ok- more info- as I said, we already have bog standard bend in the middle horseshoe style, and want ideas on what others have tried, which is why I didn't make the initial post too specific- looking for tried and tested reasons for why people did/didn't like.
The one bit of info I suppose would be helpful is that it isn't for me and Den, but me and a girlfriend- den gave a 'yikes' :shock: when he read that part!
So otherwise I'm not fussed, although perhaps a 'shorter' version so you could get closer and perhaps something with the added vibration too.
Don't care what it looks like- I'd be hoping you wouldn't get to see much of it anyway! :twisted: or did I just take that too far?!?!......
Jaymar- thanks for the pm hun- I'm off to perv now!!!
M xx
The one bit of info I suppose would be helpful is that it isn't for me and Den, but me and a girlfriend- den gave a 'yikes' :shock: when he read that part!
So otherwise I'm not fussed, although perhaps a 'shorter' version so you could get closer and perhaps something with the added vibration too.
Don't care what it looks like- I'd be hoping you wouldn't get to see much of it anyway! :twisted: or did I just take that too far?!?!......
Jaymar- thanks for the pm hun- I'm off to perv now!!!
M xx
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Has anyone found a good one they would recommend?
We already have one, but are looking for an improved model- ie perhaps one with a vibrator attatched?
Yes, I could google, but I want a wee bit of advice from those who have tried and tested!
So if you've had some DE fun, then please let me know!.....
M xx
Ps the one we have is the bog-standard flexible dildo- very good, but now we want something extra!!!
We already have one, but are looking for an improved model- ie perhaps one with a vibrator attatched?
Yes, I could google, but I want a wee bit of advice from those who have tried and tested!
So if you've had some DE fun, then please let me know!.....
M xx
Ps the one we have is the bog-standard flexible dildo- very good, but now we want something extra!!!
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Anyone done the whole laser treatment thing?I kinda like the idea of getting shot of them for good. I mean when I'm old and doddery in a nursing home I'll have my tattoos and piercings so I figure a Hollywood probably won't raise an eyebrow!
Laser is the way to go without a shadow of doubt.
Smooth, soft, no rough re-growth and no blemishes or marks - perfect.
It is not cheap and it is not total and permanent - some hair does grow back but is much softer and finer and easily dissappears with a brush of the bic. You will also have to go once a year after the course just to give some stubborn hairs a blast.
We are delighted with the results overall - absolutely fantastic - but you must make sure that the nurse in the clinic is not a prude and you tell her clearly that you wan it ALL off - including lips and arse !!
There are limits apparantly on who can have it done successfully and the most effective are light skinned people with thick dark hairs. The darker the skin the less effective (and more susceptible to injury) not recommended at all for asian or afro carribbean skin.
We used the 'Skin' clinics and got a deal for a course of treatment.
Good luck
Excellent... thanks for that!! I'm away to investigate!!!
EDIT: Does it hurt???!
How not cheap is not cheap? I would consider getting everything removed - underarms, legs, and the full hollywood works down there ;-)
Wouldn't mind if it hurt but gotta be easier than me shaving every time i get in the shower!
As for waxing, I don't find it painful, I just can't stand having to wait for the hair to grow a certain length- I detest body hair on myself!
M xx
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
is hairy fit just a scottish expression?
M xx
I think so
Ok hairy fit-
This is the absolute best definition:
:taz:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly what he is doing! chuck a mental, in a raj, hissy fit, very very mad that you have to scream and tear your hair out etc etc etc!!
Anyone else got any other examples?
Fuming mad!
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Quote by devondelight
Oh I love opera and classical music but find ballet very difficult to watch personally. Although I do admire the dedication of the dancers who I know practice for hours and hours every day.
I also love live theatre and am going to see a show this weekend.
Maz I would gladly chum you to Swan Lake .. I promise to leave the cutlery at home just for you :giggle:
DD :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted:
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Yuk! I can't stand to have any hair where it shouldn't be and that is definately one place it shouldn't be!
I used to just get the bikini line waxed, but as the years went on, more and more had to keep coming off!
I also used to have the landning strip, but now think that looks ridiculous too.
When you first shave everything off, it does look a bit strange, but I don't think it's in that 'pre-pubescent' way that's been mentioned previously- it's just weird and bald!
Once you get used to it, you wonder how you could ever have had any hair there in the first place, just like your underarms!
I could never grow back the hair there for anyone, and I do now find it a turn off if someone even has a touch of fuzz down there!
I shave everytime I have a shower, which can be 3 times a day if i've been at the gym, using baby oil- that way I find I hardly have to shave it at all, it only really needs a couple of swipes, and that way you don't get ingrown hairs or those horrible red bumps and cuts!!!
Try it! it works!
M xx
I used to just get the bikini line waxed, but as the years went on, more and more had to keep coming off!
I also used to have the landning strip, but now think that looks ridiculous too.
When you first shave everything off, it does look a bit strange, but I don't think it's in that 'pre-pubescent' way that's been mentioned previously- it's just weird and bald!
Once you get used to it, you wonder how you could ever have had any hair there in the first place, just like your underarms!
I could never grow back the hair there for anyone, and I do now find it a turn off if someone even has a touch of fuzz down there!
I shave everytime I have a shower, which can be 3 times a day if i've been at the gym, using baby oil- that way I find I hardly have to shave it at all, it only really needs a couple of swipes, and that way you don't get ingrown hairs or those horrible red bumps and cuts!!!
Try it! it works!
M xx
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I love going to the ballet, having been a ballet dancer in my younger days, and I do like classical music- I play the flute and piano, but I absolutely utterly DETEST opera!
Don't understand it, can't stand it, don't think I'll ever be persuaded otherwise!!
The one ballet that I haven't seen is Swan Lake and it's the one that I really really want to see!
Unfortunately ballet ain't quite Dens cup of tea, so no chance of him taking me to see it!
Anyone want to chum me?!?!?
M xx
Don't understand it, can't stand it, don't think I'll ever be persuaded otherwise!!
The one ballet that I haven't seen is Swan Lake and it's the one that I really really want to see!
Unfortunately ballet ain't quite Dens cup of tea, so no chance of him taking me to see it!
Anyone want to chum me?!?!?
M xx
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
I was talking to a foreign person the other day (they are Welsh :lol2and said "You broke your duck!". Meaning that you've done something for the first time. The other person was quite confused.
We take duck breaking very seriously in Wales!
As seriously as sheep shagging?
Well of course!! We send the ducks into a field to scare the sheep over to a quiet area where we can entertain them! How can we do this with broken ducks ?
:giggle: Stop it!!!!
I have to go to work but all this talk of sheep shaggin is too funny!!! :giggle: maybe I should pull a sickie! lol
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Quote by Freckledbird
I was talking to a foreign person the other day (they are Welsh :lol2
We take duck breaking very seriously in Wales!
As seriously as sheep shagging?
:giggle: :giggle: pmsl!!! Sex God
I have never heard that one! lol
I'm going to try n use that this week!
It's funny that even close regions of edinburgh and lothians have different words, i get awfy confused when I move hopsitals, some places its jammies, some its nightie, some its goonie, it took me ages to work out what baffies were- or bathies even - slippers! and thats only in a town half n hour away from me, with different words!
m xx
I'm going to try n use that this week!
It's funny that even close regions of edinburgh and lothians have different words, i get awfy confused when I move hopsitals, some places its jammies, some its nightie, some its goonie, it took me ages to work out what baffies were- or bathies even - slippers! and thats only in a town half n hour away from me, with different words!
m xx
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I was just reading one of my posts in the chat forum, titled 'Hairy Fit' and cherrytree posted a picture of hairy feet underneath it!
It struck me that this might just be a Scottish or even Edinburgh phrase, or it might just even be one my mum made up (she tends to make up an awful lot of them!)
What words/expressions/phrases do you have in your area?
I still think Scottish ones are the best - here's my favourites:
'You've slaisterd all doon yersel ye dirty midden'
Slaister/ slaistered: You've dropped all your dinner down your top you filthy ho!
Midden - mess
'Look at that wee beastie, I think it's a slater'
Slater- Look at that small creature, I think it may be a wood louse.
'Goany chum me doon'
Chum: Will you come with me down to.... or go and come along with me, I would like some company.
'I've a fair drouth on after that munch'
Drouth: I'm fairly parched/thirsty after having consumed a considerable amount of alcohol at the munch last night.....
It struck me that this might just be a Scottish or even Edinburgh phrase, or it might just even be one my mum made up (she tends to make up an awful lot of them!)
What words/expressions/phrases do you have in your area?
I still think Scottish ones are the best - here's my favourites:
'You've slaisterd all doon yersel ye dirty midden'
Slaister/ slaistered: You've dropped all your dinner down your top you filthy ho!
Midden - mess
'Look at that wee beastie, I think it's a slater'
Slater- Look at that small creature, I think it may be a wood louse.
'Goany chum me doon'
Chum: Will you come with me down to.... or go and come along with me, I would like some company.
'I've a fair drouth on after that munch'
Drouth: I'm fairly parched/thirsty after having consumed a considerable amount of alcohol at the munch last night.....
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It's entirely up to you boyswing! Some people love the cockshots and the naked ones, I have to say I'm with PK on this one, I much prefer to see pics of people clothed, as I would see them when I first met them, if you reveal too much to soon then it almost spoils the surprise!
Having said that, most of my pics I'm half naked in and so is den!
I don't find cock pics a turn on at all, in fact some I've seen on here could be the complete opposite -and a cock pic certainly wouldn't be the thing that would make me think 'WOW- he's hot, I'll send him a pm!'
It is up to you, if you like to have pics of yours on your profile, then you'll be attracting the kind of person that does like it, but all in all I think they all look the same and it's better to have a pic that seperates you from the crowd!
M xx
Clothed is abosultely fine, or partially clothed is even better..... :twisted: Really it's just nice to have a pic to give people a bit more of an idea what you look like and to see if you might be someone they'd find attractive. If you want some neked pics but haven't got any one to talke them you could try the self timer button on your camera if it has one.
Having said that, most of my pics I'm half naked in and so is den!
I don't find cock pics a turn on at all, in fact some I've seen on here could be the complete opposite -and a cock pic certainly wouldn't be the thing that would make me think 'WOW- he's hot, I'll send him a pm!'
It is up to you, if you like to have pics of yours on your profile, then you'll be attracting the kind of person that does like it, but all in all I think they all look the same and it's better to have a pic that seperates you from the crowd!
M xx
Quote by poshkate
Great stuff. To clarify body shot - is this generally naked? I have plenty of pics of me fully clothed, but taking a naked photo of myself is going to be...erm, a struggle. My arm just isn't that long enough!
The other option is that I call my mate and tell him I am working on an art project and I want him to take a picture of my in nothing but my birthday suit. That would be quite odd, I reckon. :P
Thanks everyone for such a warm welcome, very nice indeed.
BS
Clothed is abosultely fine, or partially clothed is even better..... :twisted: Really it's just nice to have a pic to give people a bit more of an idea what you look like and to see if you might be someone they'd find attractive. If you want some neked pics but haven't got any one to talke them you could try the self timer button on your camera if it has one.
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Quote by keeno
As a man I have limited experience of wearing high heels. As I type this I have a strange sinking feeling. Hey ho I've come this far.
Does the size of your feet effect the height of the heels you can wear? Do woman with smaller feet struggle more in higher heels?
Keeno maybe this is the answer!!!
I'm a size 3!!!!
I have teeny feet!
I have to get kids shoes- saves me a fortune on trainers etc!
Maybe I'm destined for clarks flat burgundy buckle numbers for the rest of my days! :giggle:
m xx
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I HATE heels! I absolutely cannot walk in them no way JOSE!!!!
I always thought that all the years of ballet gymnastics etc, I would have good balance and strong ankles, but no- absolutely impossible which is a bugger-I'm only a small fry with stumpy legs as it is, so I really need the boost of heels!
I'm always the one that prefers to walk home bare foot, prefering glass, stones, etc etc in my feet rather than the pain of the heels. :shock:
The problem is now I've branched out to burlesque, I HAVE to wear heels and I'm hopeless- too busy concentrating on not falling over rather than the peeling and posing!
Dita Von Teese the burlesque star said the thing about ridiculously high heels was kind of similar to the binding of chinese feet, and the kind of suffering you have to go through to look sexy makes it even kinkier the higher the heels and the more fragile you may look teetering around (or words to that effect!)
I can tell you I definately don't look fragile and sexy wobbling around and going over my ankle, and I'm always trying to persuade the girls in my burlesque group not to wear heels- they always say no!
If anyone does have tips i'd be very greatfull, but I think there is no hope, I do plenty of leg exercise and get plenty practice in heels- I just can't do them!
M xx
I always thought that all the years of ballet gymnastics etc, I would have good balance and strong ankles, but no- absolutely impossible which is a bugger-I'm only a small fry with stumpy legs as it is, so I really need the boost of heels!
I'm always the one that prefers to walk home bare foot, prefering glass, stones, etc etc in my feet rather than the pain of the heels. :shock:
The problem is now I've branched out to burlesque, I HAVE to wear heels and I'm hopeless- too busy concentrating on not falling over rather than the peeling and posing!
Dita Von Teese the burlesque star said the thing about ridiculously high heels was kind of similar to the binding of chinese feet, and the kind of suffering you have to go through to look sexy makes it even kinkier the higher the heels and the more fragile you may look teetering around (or words to that effect!)
I can tell you I definately don't look fragile and sexy wobbling around and going over my ankle, and I'm always trying to persuade the girls in my burlesque group not to wear heels- they always say no!
If anyone does have tips i'd be very greatfull, but I think there is no hope, I do plenty of leg exercise and get plenty practice in heels- I just can't do them!
M xx
