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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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The most frustrating thing keeps happening when we type in chat!
I did my usual perving of the profiles of people in the room, but when returning, and clicking on the 'chat to all' button, every time I then went to click on the typing box, it would somehow also scroll down the box where the usrenames are, changing 'chat to all' to whoever happened to be at the bottom of the list! mad mad
This meant we could no longer chat in the room, only whisper the poor soul who is last on the list!
Very annoying, no matter what way we tried to get around being able to type in the box, we couldn't select chat to all!
After having a very stressfull asda shopping trip (will never shop there again) it is taking very little to blow my shortened fuse tonight! lol
Maz xx
Ps sorry to all i was chatting to!
Just the invite we were waiting for!! We're on our way!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by poshkate
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Welcome both of you.....hope you have fun.
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Damn it! Why are you so far away from us?

Ha ha......it says they're less than 30 miles from me......maybe it's time for you to have a trip down here hun :giggle:
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Hello and welcome!
Damn it! Why are you so far away from us?
Hang on, it says you like to travel :twisted:
I hear Scotland is nice this time of year....
innocent
Maz xx
Me, Me!!!!!!
Quote by Srne
We as a couple enjoy using blindfolds in our play!! :shock:
We find it a turn on to get the guys to blindfold their respective ladies, loosely restrain them in close proximity, and then begin to explore them with hands and mouths and tongues so they do not know who is doing what/when.
Then after they have been thoroughly turned on (hopefully lol ) let the ladies do the same to the guys or maybe tie us up and have fem/fem play and tease us as we are restrained!!
Sounds a little kinky but hey were all adults. So anyone for blindfolds and silk scarves? wink
Quote by essex34m
As soon as college is over I am going to do whats been suggested here but within the UK, i want to see the best that my country has to offer. Its weird but the idea of going off and doing something like this scares the hell out of me.

Well at least you know Mr Essex will be giving you some money to help you (if he can get his cock out of the cat that is) lol
dont be so sure!
i might move on to Hens next
I actually just pissed myself at that comment wide boy! although i am slithglyh moer than tipsy and pretty damn blooody easted!!!!!!
maz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Gym is the best way forward hun!
I always loose the most weight quickest when I eat the most and train hard.
I've tried the cabbage soup as a quick fix in the past and don't mind it, but it's the will power to get your ass in the gym and cut out the treats like the vino etc that works the best- once you get into it its fine- i soo need to do this at the mo!
The syrup one i have to say sounds like one of the worst I've heard!
If i diet, i usually increase the amount of snacks I have, snacks being cereal, fruit, and veg, nuts etc and stick to eating lean protein like chicken, and if I eat lots during the day, then I don't usually need dinner after I get home from the gym.
I don't tend to eat a lot of processed carbs, but my healthy diet has gone out the window lately!
Fruit juice, beer, wine etc are all empty carbs which are my weakness- i need to stick to water!
At the mo we seem to be living off take-aways- it's hard to stick to a healthier diet when den is in the process of bulking up so is piling in the calories- and I feel really minging for it at the mo- not healthy at all :-(
I quite like Gillian McKeiths diets (even though I can't stand her!) as they're mostly sensible (although a bit over the top for an every day diet- no treats whatsoever) great if you're in training, on weight loss.
m xx
Quote by Freckledbird
Then the people who think smokers are leppers can go back to being racisists.

:shock:
That is uncalled for.
Dave_Notts
Indeed. confused
Indeed indeed!
Can anyone also explain to me the thought behind 'free choice' being taken away by the smoking ban?
You have the choice to vote for the person/party who you want to represent the nation in parliament, who then vote on the publics behalf in parliamnent.
I think we have very little to complain about living in a country where we are allowed to vote, petition and speak up to the government.
People in certain other coutries know the true meaning of 'free choice' as they have to live every day without the right to vote, express opinions etc,
Not being able to smoke in public really isn't too big a hardship in the great scheme of thinhgs when you think what other people in life have to put up with.
At least we live in a country where we can choose to spend money on a luxury at risk to our health.
m xx
Quote by Cherrytree

Let me guess you are a non smoker???
I am sick and tired of people making out that smokers are the planets lepers! You and me should be given a choice, but as a smoker that choice has been taken away from should have been pubs for smokers and non smokers alike, so we ALL have a you and others do not smoke that is fine, but I and many others smoke and my right has been taken away from me, which I do not mind, but have been given no other options. Stinking politial correctness!!!

Interesting comment. As a non smoker who is glad of the ban, I hadn't thought of this aspect of it before.
I think a few of Dave_notts earlier posts give quite a good argument as to why this ISN'T a good idea...
Also, what about the workers in the smoking pubs? The smoking ban is a health and safety measure to protect workers from smoke in their working environment. The government have to take measures to protect people in their work place from health risks, the sheer volume of smokers in a pub etc is one such risk.
I imagine that it has also come about due to the steady increase in people claiming/suing etc for anything and everything, in 5-10 years time there would probably have been a whole host of claims for health damages due to working in smoke filled environments, if people can claim for slipping on wet leaves, then imagine what they could've got for 'chest problems' etc!
m xx
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wot ya on about chaps????

No prob with your ad... Hope you were successful finding what you wanted. I was just a bit surprised to see your response "Wot a cock face.... " when I offered you a suggestion about improving your chances.
I think he was directing that comment at himself, not you! wink ie calling himself the numpty for forgetting!!
m wink
Hello all!
Will any of you lovely Scottish girlies be paying a visit to the club night that runs for lesbian/bi girlies and friends tomorrow night?
If so pm and come and say hi!
Maz xx wink
I'm with you bibabe!
It's not as bad as you think
My dad tried for years to get me to play to no avail, until one day, pissed at a party, we went out for a few holes, and I loved it!
I've had a few lessons since then, but I've never played a full game, i much prefer the driving range...
Still think I would get bored after 5 holes never mind 18, but I'm coming around to the idea....
M xx
Plus, i'm better than den, but don't tell him i said that! lol
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Hi all
As usual the world is very divided about golf with a "love it or hate it" situation but definitely no middle ground.
I was very much in the "hate it" camp until two years ago when a few friends dragged me kicking and screaming on to a golf course where I found that 30 years of playing squash helped me become half decent and I became evangelical about the game. Four hours of steady excercise, great banter and camaraderie and getting away from desks and mobile phones can't be all that bad.
"A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work !!"
To all non believers I just ask you to try it. If you hate it fair enough but I think a good percentage will change their mind about the game after 4 hours of walking around some of the best countryside they will have ever seen.
Hope we can manage to get a decent number involved but a nice Saturday afternoon four ball whilst our partners go out shopping for some special clothes for later on that night would be fine. Lets try to make it happen.
No matter how 'well known' and 'trusted' someone maybe by others, the sad fact is that some people will go to great lengths to gain peoples trust in order to use that against them, even if that takes them a period of weeks, months or even years to build up.
Unfortunately there will be a few people in this world who will be able to manipulate those surrounding them to gain trust and use it to their own advantage, whatever that may be....
You'll probably find your instincts to be right, if not, it's still always better to be over cautious...
Sent you a pm
M xx
have clicked the above link and am still none the wiser RE: what the hell is a panty room???
Not sure if dogs are the same, but if you base it on cost- my two female kittens have just cost me £68 each to get speyed (Note- for me, read 'Dens wallet' lol ), all along I was thinking it would be £35 each- turned out I was reading the price for male cats- GRRRRRRR! mad
So perhaps a male dog might be cheaper?! lol
Other than that, a female dog might go through a personality change when she's on heat, whereas a male will just be gagging for it all the time? lol
dunno suppose it really depends on the individual dog, not the sex, but then I've never had a dog, only basing this on cats!
M xx
Ta hun, Not sure what the club is classed under, I don't think a swingers club as such is legal in scotland? (or something along those lines- all I know is there are only one or two up here and there is possibly some legal issue surrounding that, but anyway...)
At the club, there definately is nowhere but the main street in a busy area for smokers to go, and the owners don't want to draw any unwanted attention to the place.
It is also an unlicenced club, so not sure if that has anything to do with it?
It was, however, very offputting for me n my girlfriend, it seemed like everyone there was making the most of being able to smoke!
Den would have loved it if he had gone- seeing as he is a 40/day smoker at the mo!
So the ban doesn't make much difference to me unfortunately!hehehe!
I do think it has worked very well in scotland, once everyone has got over the initial hassle of going outside, most of my friends are used to it, and there certainly doesn't seem any major difference to how busy main pubs and clubs are in the centre.
(not to say that this is different on the outskirts or in smaller towns)
It has made a difference to my dads profits, a cigarrette retailer, but I still think in a few years time (ok, maybe more like 5 or 10) we'll wonder how smoking was ever allowed in public!
maz xx
Quote by Dave__Notts
The swingers club in Edinburgh remains a smoking venue as there is nowhere except the main street for smokers to go, and swingers club work differently up here me thinks, ie they work as a private house (? don't quote me on that)
We went once to it and won't go back because of the smoke- it was minging, you really notice the difference the ban makes when you go somewhere that doesn't have a ban!
And smoking in a swinging club? Not exactly sexy, is it?! lol

I know you said don't quote you but :doh: I have.
The rest of the UK is learning about enforcement of the law from the Scots. The Scots seem to enforce stricter than what the rest of the UK will be doing, so I am surprised to see that they haven't enforced this area. A private residence is a house or other building where you live. You can invite friends around and smoke. If you take payment of any kind then it is a businesss and falls under these laws. Enforcement agencies won't go out looking for places......they'll just wait until someone complains and then go around and deal with it accordingly. More than likely it is a case of nobody has complained yet.
The whole point about the ban is to protect people like yourself, the non-smoker, from people like me, the smoker. I was part of the campaign to get it in and it took my professional body years of lobbying to get it in. Shot me self in the fecking foot didn't I lol
Dave_Notts
The swingers club in Edinburgh remains a smoking venue as there is nowhere except the main street for smokers to go, and swingers club work differently up here me thinks, ie they work as a private house (? don't quote me on that)
We went once to it and won't go back because of the smoke- it was minging, you really notice the difference the ban makes when you go somewhere that doesn't have a ban!
And smoking in a swinging club? Not exactly sexy, is it?! lol
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How's it going to work in the swinging clubs?
I know when people go out they have an option to "nip outside" but I cant imagine a group of people outside the door at Partners dressed in towels :shock:

Technically, they will be banned as well.
Will EHOs go to a swinging club?
Only if they on their databases as places of work.
Has a swinging club ever been visited by an EHO?
We will need an owner to post on this and tell us.
Dave_Notts
It was a joke, sweetheart, hence the lol
oh dear......
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Who wants to go to a bingo hall now anyway?!!! lol

Below is a clip from a paper. It tells the story of what bingo regulars will miss. It isn't just a game, it is some peoples only social interaction. Bingo is not my cup of tea but each to their own. If thats their joy, then they are entitled to it.
Dave_Notts
Former bingo caller Jim Bowen understands how much the game means to millions of fans.
"A lot of people who play bingo are widows, people whose husbands have died or are ill, and they're carers, and they manage to get two hours away from the strain and stress and demands of domestic life."
There are thousands of people who rely on their local bingo clubs to add a bit of spice to their lives.
Margaret Lithgow is a regular at the Premier in Kirkcaldy. She says if her local bingo club closes down she will have nowhere else to go.
"I'd stay in the house 24 hours a day on my own, except if my family visits," she says. "They push me to go to the bingo. They like me to go out and get mixed up with other people."
Who wants to go to a bingo hall now anyway?!!! lol
And where were you in Glasgow that the only food place on offer was McDonalds? Ibrox? dunno
Perhaps you need to try a different area, never had a problem finding somewhere to eat and drink (in the fresh air might I add) in Glasgow!
Maz wink
Quote by KettSwingers
...there will be a lot more people on the dole due to pubs,clubs,bingo halls ect closing down...

Rubbish. Most places in Scotland have reported an increase in takings since the ban up here, especially food sales.
We went to Glasgow a cpl of weeks ago and could not believe what we saw, there were loads of pubs boarded up and out of the 4 bingo halls that were there now only 1 remains open. When we went into the tourist information they told us it’s all to do with the ban on smoking. The only food sales place we saw that was busy was Mcdonalds. but it was
We only got it because last year I paid monthly, and when it came to renewing, it was cheaper to pay for the full year and add on the extras.
TBH, we only use the extras for knowing who's been perving at us, and even then it doesn't usually work.
The only other good part was the photo blur- much easier than me doing it first on photoshop.
The chatrooms, ads, extra winks, pictures etc don't really make a difference, so if it comes to renewing it, we wouldn't pay it again, i reckon the features should be standard for everyone.
M xx
Australia: is big, full of red sand, steaming jungle and the like. All of which we can all understand. We have a shared language to describe those things.
Hmm, thats what australia looks like, the friends question was "what was it like to be in australia?"
And if the problem was that there was not a common vocabulary to describe the feelings when he was dead, then would it not be easier just to say that to the person?
A man comes back from the dead. A freind asks him 'What is it like to be dead' He replies we can not talk about that, we have no mutual experience to base the conversation on. His freind says you mean I have to die to talk about it.
So I have seen Star Trek, condemn me.
I dont get it?
A man comes back from australia. A friend asks him "what it was like to be in Australia". He replies, we cannot talk about that as we have no mutual experience to base the conversation on. His friend says "you mean i need to go to Australia to talk about it".
His friend replies " yeah, you must go to Australia before we talk about it"
To which he replies "Stop being a tosser and tell me how it was, i quite clearly do not need a mutual experience to be able to listen to how it was"
to which his friend replies " sorry, i heard something like that on star trek once and it sounded quite mysterious and wonderful. Thought i would emulate my heroes by using it myself, even though its pure gash, live long and prosper"
The dilemna one is rubbish, why would the old friend who saved your life, also have the hassle of taking some old dear to the hospital just so you can try and shag the girl in the bus stop?
what if he fancied the girl too? what if the old woman was smelly? what if the footie was on the TV?
whoever gave that answer in the interview would not be getting a job for me, selfish twats. lol
how come the ages in the advert are different from the ages in the profile??
are you telling wee porkies?
I can swear in maltese!! not sure of the spelling but....
Fosh-ka-man-da! (F off)
Past-teet (c£#t)
lol I had a maltese room mate at uni, I remember the first time i was introduced to her, speaking very slowly and clearly so she could understand me, when she replied she also talked very slooooooowly and clearly- she was taking the piss, her English is better than mine- it's the main language spoken in Malta!
She still threw in maltese swear words here and there though, which was very funny!
Never been yet, but will have a free holiday when i do eventually get round to it!
m xx
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p.s bloody nora... does anyone know anything maltese.. or am i now going to have to go on holiday there as thanks... 12 points

Recomended Ive been its great biggrin very friendly people great customs great weather and fireworks that put most other countries to shame. Its a rock though and only has one beach so make sure you go that resort if you like errm beaches. Ohh great churchs also as my Mum made me tour most of them mad
As for the twelve points its got something to do in political loyalty going back to WW2. They were supporters of ours in the war and were cut off to trade by the Germans. We sent if my memory is correct something like 52 boats with supplies of which the Germans sunk 51 only the 1 boat got through but with enough supplies to tide the Maltese over. Hence there loyalty to us for our sacrafice.
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Now if however i was within a group where there ware Muslims present would i voice those opinions. Or. just keep quiet for fear of being branded a racist or some such other thing?

You DO know that Islam is a religion, NOT a race?
Lonni xxx
I should bloody well hope i do, as i hope others do. What's your point?
i think her point is that to say something offensive to someone because they are a muslin is not racist, its sectarian.
oooooo, Romania and the group of 6 middle aged geezers have got some funky moves- I'd like to meet their choreographer- it's speeding up now, think one of them is about to have a stroke......
Ok UK is on now- have to go watch! hahahaha! it's bloody awful! I love it!
m xx
Awesome!
Have you seen the state of Ukraine- hilarious! hahaha Den has just bet £40 on them to win, without having seen the act until now..... hahahahhahahaha pmsl!
I love eurovision- it's sooooo horrendously awful it's funny! Terry Wogans comments are the best, i love him taking the piss out of it all- great to get very very drunk and watch it!
Seriously, get a bottle of vino, and try it, i dare ya! I used to think it was horrendous, but I'd never actually watched it, now I realise it's horrendously good!
m xx
Quote by poshkate
thanks sweetie kiss

Haha just saw that post- that was den boy!
lol
Yup rach, agree with you,
Although I'm afraid to say 2Jays, I never watch guys on cam, unless it's someone I'm friends with and then it's really only to see who I'm chatting to.
We're only on here to meet gals and couples, so watching hundreds of guys wanking does nothing to float my boat!
Having said that, each to their own, for every one like me, there'll be someone else who loves perving guys cams, so why not just do what you enjoy, you're bound to get someone watching!! :twisted:
maz xx