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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by flower411
Not one single person has been round and campaigned in our area...
Years ago there used to be a knock at the door every half hour during local elections....
It seems even the politicians have lost interest...
You live in the wrong area!
We are inundated with them! our doormat is full of election campaign leaflets- it's driving me nuts, avery day there are at least 5 new leaflets!
Actually, Malcolm chisolm came and did the rounds recently, had a good long chat with me, after me telling him about the lack of recycling for our flats, 2 days later the whole street was supplied with bins for all the flats, i also chatted to him about various things regarding the hospital i work at, so he arranged a visit for the chairman to com and address issues with staff!
I also complained about crazy 'traffic calming measures' near our street, and he wrote me a letter detailing all the above, plus he would have someone look in to it as it wasnt his remit!
I have to say i was very impressed, and it was a good while before elections, so he didn't appear just to be hankering after a vote like all the other pamphleters have been!!!!
maz xx
Blimey maz !!! He liked you !!!
It wasn`t ya vote he was hankering after !!
What then? More cups of mazzzas special brew? pizza?...........
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Quote by Mallock2006
Not one single person has been round and campaigned in our area...
Years ago there used to be a knock at the door every half hour during local elections....
It seems even the politicians have lost interest...
You live in the wrong area!
We are inundated with them! our doormat is full of election campaign leaflets- it's driving me nuts, avery day there are at least 5 new leaflets!
Actually, Malcolm chisolm came and did the rounds recently, had a good long chat with me, after me telling him about the lack of recycling for our flats, 2 days later the whole street was supplied with bins for all the flats, i also chatted to him about various things regarding the hospital i work at, so he arranged a visit for the chairman to com and address issues with staff!
I also complained about crazy 'traffic calming measures' near our street, and he wrote me a letter detailing all the above, plus he would have someone look in to it as it wasnt his remit!
I have to say i was very impressed, and it was a good while before elections, so he didn't appear just to be hankering after a vote like all the other pamphleters have been!!!!
maz xx
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hmm, Den here, dont know if i like this game. I just typed in MAZ.....
and quote "your entire physical appearance and personality disgusts maz"
Which is worrying because im pretty sure its acccurate, as when i type in Den i get " den is thinking,if they can put a man on the moon why cant they build me a robotic slave girl"
and quote "your entire physical appearance and personality disgusts maz"
Which is worrying because im pretty sure its acccurate, as when i type in Den i get " den is thinking,if they can put a man on the moon why cant they build me a robotic slave girl"
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Quote by PoloLady
I got a massage recently, and it certainly got me thinking!
Lying face down, in the darkened, candle lit room, sented oils,music, ect blah blah blah, with just a towel draped over me, the masseuse left for about 10 mins after the massage for me to chill out.
Anyway, as she came back in, I got to thinking that it could be anyone walking through the door! So my little fantasy began!
This time, when the new 'masseuse' puts their hands on me, they are pushing things a little further than they should, but I don't protest as hands wander up under the towel because I'm enjoying it too much...
Anyway, It ends in me getting fucked from behind, still not knowing who the 'masseuse' is!
mmmmmm.... hope den is reading this!
m xx
I thought it was den typing it
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I got a massage recently, and it certainly got me thinking!
Lying face down, in the darkened, candle lit room, sented oils,music, ect blah blah blah, with just a towel draped over me, the masseuse left for about 10 mins after the massage for me to chill out.
Anyway, as she came back in, I got to thinking that it could be anyone walking through the door! So my little fantasy began!
This time, when the new 'masseuse' puts their hands on me, they are pushing things a little further than they should, but I don't protest as hands wander up under the towel because I'm enjoying it too much...
Anyway, It ends in me getting fucked from behind, still not knowing who the 'masseuse' is!
mmmmmm.... hope den is reading this!
m xx
Lying face down, in the darkened, candle lit room, sented oils,music, ect blah blah blah, with just a towel draped over me, the masseuse left for about 10 mins after the massage for me to chill out.
Anyway, as she came back in, I got to thinking that it could be anyone walking through the door! So my little fantasy began!
This time, when the new 'masseuse' puts their hands on me, they are pushing things a little further than they should, but I don't protest as hands wander up under the towel because I'm enjoying it too much...
Anyway, It ends in me getting fucked from behind, still not knowing who the 'masseuse' is!
mmmmmm.... hope den is reading this!
m xx
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My name's, er, Denise, and although I'm down as a couple on my profile I can assure you I'm a gorgeous single girl.
I don't have any pics of me at the moment as my cat ate them, and I can't chat on the phone because i have a serious medical condition relating to my throat, meaning I'm unable to be heard on the phone properly.
I'll do you a private webcam show, but I'm shy so the lights will be off.
Oh, I hope you like a more muscular build to your females.
Also, I'm not so much into doing any stuff with the guy- i much prefer being with the girl, in fact, i would like to verify you first by meeting up mrs srne on her own first, just to make sure i'm happy.
yours,
Denise
ps user name iwantaquickshag can vouch for me, even though he was a little tipsy when we met.
Hope to hear from you soon!
I don't have any pics of me at the moment as my cat ate them, and I can't chat on the phone because i have a serious medical condition relating to my throat, meaning I'm unable to be heard on the phone properly.
I'll do you a private webcam show, but I'm shy so the lights will be off.
Oh, I hope you like a more muscular build to your females.
Also, I'm not so much into doing any stuff with the guy- i much prefer being with the girl, in fact, i would like to verify you first by meeting up mrs srne on her own first, just to make sure i'm happy.
yours,
Denise
ps user name iwantaquickshag can vouch for me, even though he was a little tipsy when we met.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
RE: the Bonnie & Clyde suggestion in your first post:
One of you dresses in as Bonnie prince charlie, the other something to do with the river clyde (not quite sure how you;d dress a river-use your imagination!)
Have fun!
I know from previous experience that the river Clyde is very, very wet
Oh hang on, I have an idea now..........
:giggle:
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Ok, so we've got a couple of weeks until the fancy dress this year, so any help on thinking up a clever costume related to the 'united states of america' theme would be much appreciated.
It's no good just going as something american like the statue o liberty or cowboys and indians, it's better to have a play on words for the theme, and both of us are going
Ta! maz and den xx
It's no good just going as something american like the statue o liberty or cowboys and indians, it's better to have a play on words for the theme, and both of us are going
Ta! maz and den xx
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yup!
Extras has been a waste of money for us so far- that's the only reason we got it, to see who has checked out our profile, yet the list doesn't refresh for days or weeks no matter what we do to the comp and settings, and for the past 3 days it has just said 'LOADING'- have put in support tickets, but it hasn't helped so far 
m x
Extras has been a waste of money for us so far- that's the only reason we got it, to see who has checked out our profile, yet the list doesn't refresh for days or weeks no matter what we do to the comp and settings, and for the past 3 days it has just said 'LOADING'- have put in support tickets, but it hasn't helped so far
m x
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Quote by winchwench
Can't believe no one has mentioned the recent massacre of Aerosmith/Run DMC's "Walk this Way" :shock:
This is exactly the one that sprang to mind reading this thread! horrendous!
The Queen 'we will rock you' cover, was it five? or some other non-descript boy band? Should never be done!
Agree with madonnas cover of american pie- no no NO!
But there is a cover of her 'just like a prayer' and that too is dire!
I have to say any cover by rod stewart I loooooove seeing as I love the Bod, and i like all the covers of the song handbags and gladrags especially the stereophonics version.
I suppose it does depend on your generation, when i first started buying music, i was in the 'boyzone' generation, then i started to realise i prefered the originals- tracy chapman, beegees, cat stevens etc!
v sad!
m xx
