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The coughing thingie??? Does that mean you get to have a feel of all the interesting "bits"? :giggle:
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purely in the interests of health and safety, yes.....
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mazandden
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Quote by firelizard
Yep full body massage for me too
The only trouble is that now I know I am bi and don't just suspect it the couple of times I have had a massage I have found it quite hard to keep my mind from straying as one of my many fantasises is that I get a massage that is taken much further than expected
This is DEFINATELY one of my fantasies as
well!!!!
m xx
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We just made it!
On Friday it was announced that all claims were being halted while the test case went through court, to find out if the charges actually are unlawful or not.
It's the OFT vs the major banks.
Somehow, we are the jammiest buggers, and both heard back from our banks on the Friday!
We;ve both managed to get about £1600 between us- a pretty good bonus for just sitting on our bums for 2 weeks, but unfortunately the courts may now come to the decision that the banks are ok to charge so much in the first place, so anyone thinking about claiming- you jmay be too late :-(
On Friday it was announced that all claims were being halted while the test case went through court, to find out if the charges actually are unlawful or not.
It's the OFT vs the major banks.
Somehow, we are the jammiest buggers, and both heard back from our banks on the Friday!
We;ve both managed to get about £1600 between us- a pretty good bonus for just sitting on our bums for 2 weeks, but unfortunately the courts may now come to the decision that the banks are ok to charge so much in the first place, so anyone thinking about claiming- you jmay be too late :-(
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Quote by poshkate
Blonde
Are you in charge of the changing rooms and team bath??
:giggle:
YES YES YES! :rascal:
If you're in charge of that, can I be in charge of post match massages please :lol2:
I'll do the pre-match physio medical: 'Cough now please' and make sure your massage skills are up to scratch pk.....
:twisted: :twisted: :giggle:
Maz xx
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Quote by Jags
A New Zealand wine label 'Sanctuary' do some stunningly tasty whites with loads of flavour and depth. The Sauvignon Blanc is especially wonderful - may go and get some this morning!
we've got a bottle in the fridge that i somehow managed to refrain from drinking last night- roll on tonight! In fact, why wait for tonight? I think I'll start now- is it too early?!?!?!?
M xx (aka fussy be-atch!)
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I write a goal/wish list every so often- and i've always got what i wished for in some way or another ;-)
I don't believe in any kind of 'cosmic ordering' or spooky things going on, or at least I try not to, but also I can't explain why things on my list have happened!!!!
Perhaps its down to things that maybe subconciously, you know could potentially happen for you, but it's not until you make that first step to change that things do, and maybe in your case that first step was changing your profile and believing that it was possible to find your partner?????
m xx
I don't believe in any kind of 'cosmic ordering' or spooky things going on, or at least I try not to, but also I can't explain why things on my list have happened!!!!
Perhaps its down to things that maybe subconciously, you know could potentially happen for you, but it's not until you make that first step to change that things do, and maybe in your case that first step was changing your profile and believing that it was possible to find your partner?????
m xx
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Go for the pinot grigio only because I hate chardonnay! (unless it's unoaked)
I'm faaaaar too fussy for my own good when it comes to wine- it usually has to be a sauvingon blanc or sancerre or if its red then cab sauv/merlot.
I've yet to find a french wine i like, it's usually south african, new zealand/australian/chilean that i go for.
Den goes for whats on offer down the corner shop which is usually some kind of manky chardonnay, although if i've had 5 or 10 gins first then anything goes
When it comes to rose, any will do for some reason!
mmmm.....wine.....might have to open a bottle now! grrr jags!hehehe
M xx
I'm faaaaar too fussy for my own good when it comes to wine- it usually has to be a sauvingon blanc or sancerre or if its red then cab sauv/merlot.
I've yet to find a french wine i like, it's usually south african, new zealand/australian/chilean that i go for.
Den goes for whats on offer down the corner shop which is usually some kind of manky chardonnay, although if i've had 5 or 10 gins first then anything goes
When it comes to rose, any will do for some reason!
mmmm.....wine.....might have to open a bottle now! grrr jags!hehehe
M xx
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Quote by anais
Aussie BB is very stange indeedy!
I watched the first one and really enjoyed it... I liked the thought of putting a group of peeps from different backgrounds together to see how the dynamics work. Then, maybe thats because of my background in community studies..
Ive watched it here an there over the years and I feel its begining to get stale... we need something new and exciting! Ok, well maybe thats just me
The only time I've watched BB was in oz and I got hooked. We even had tickets to an eviction night, it's filmed in a theme park over there and you can go round it like an attraction- ie see the all the tv screens in the editing suite etc!
I HATE BB with a passion though.
I refuse to watch it and if it's ever on in someones house, then i don;t pay attention to it.
I think it's complete drivle (is that another one of my scottish words?)
I think the same about all these reality shows ESPECIALLY (z-list) celebrity ones.
Celebrity jungle,celebrity circus, celebrity salon, celebrity boutique-
I also hate 'talent' contests the likes of x factor etc, as they have groomed the winning contestants since the start.
The only reality tv i do like is faking it- love that prog, and wife swap in the early days was quite fun (although now the show makers must intentionally be going down the contestants that will have the most agro to make it more interesting)
m xx
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In the chat room specifically, I never respond to whispers unless i'm in an established conversation with a guy.
Although we don't meet guys, Its something we might consider in the future.
The kind of guys that would get my interest are the ones that are chatting away with everyone like you would in a pub, having a laugh, taking the p, and joining in with everyone.
As soon as someone says something along the lines of 'what are you looking for, when do you like to meet etc, do you have pics' then i tend to steer well clear.
Obviously there's no harm in asking what someones after, but there are different approaches.
I more likely to want to meet someone who has gone about it in an indirect way, chatting/flirting on several occasions.
One point, however; you can always tell the devious ones who thinks they have worked out the secret to pulling - they are usually the first to jump to your defence when you get lots of whispers/directing- ie 'leave that poor girl alone' ie trying to look like mr nice guy amongst a bunch of dick heads, but really meaning: 'if i pretend to be better than them all, i'm definately in for a shag!!!'
Although we don't meet guys, Its something we might consider in the future.
The kind of guys that would get my interest are the ones that are chatting away with everyone like you would in a pub, having a laugh, taking the p, and joining in with everyone.
As soon as someone says something along the lines of 'what are you looking for, when do you like to meet etc, do you have pics' then i tend to steer well clear.
Obviously there's no harm in asking what someones after, but there are different approaches.
I more likely to want to meet someone who has gone about it in an indirect way, chatting/flirting on several occasions.
One point, however; you can always tell the devious ones who thinks they have worked out the secret to pulling - they are usually the first to jump to your defence when you get lots of whispers/directing- ie 'leave that poor girl alone' ie trying to look like mr nice guy amongst a bunch of dick heads, but really meaning: 'if i pretend to be better than them all, i'm definately in for a shag!!!'
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Quote by Jags
Traffic monitoring - some are on the M74 when travelling from the Bonny land to England, just counting traffic.
I noticed the statistics said there was more coming out than going in
:shock: 
Dave_Notts
Missonary work Dave - the English need the Scots more than the Scots need the English! And we have more to give!
:thumbup: nice one jags
The average speed cameras are usually on a blue lamp post thing with yellow cameras that hang across the road, and obviously there is another set of them further down the road- they have them on the motorway i take to work at the mo- it's down to 40mph at the mo- grrrr!
m xx
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We didn't also realise until recently, that if we were to reply to a free member who had winked us, and we put our email address in so they could contact us, that would also get deleted.
It's the sites way of getting you money- you see all the email replies from people, but you have no way of contacting them until you pay up- as they say, you don't get anything for nothing these days.....
Ho hum!
Hope this helps them :-)
m xx
It's the sites way of getting you money- you see all the email replies from people, but you have no way of contacting them until you pay up- as they say, you don't get anything for nothing these days.....
Ho hum!
Hope this helps them :-)
m xx
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Quote by bicuriousuncut
can u take contact lens solutions through after all they're liquids?
?????
yes,seeing as contact lens solution is also a liquid- so long as its under 100mls of the stuff and you put it in your clear plastic bag thang- then you're fine! .....ain't that tricky
Although i see exactly what you mean about the bottle of vodka- i still reckon, where there's a will,there's a way for a terrorist!
m
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Quote by Devon1
How about Bacchus, also known as, Dionysus.
A quote from wikipiedia says
'He was also known as the Liberator (Eleutherios), freeing one from one's normal self, by madness, ecstasy, or wine'
Sounds fun to me
Well apparently the name Denis stems from Dionysus, and the quote from wikipedia just about sums up a normal saturday night out for me!
Dionysus wins easy!!!!
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What about the other way round?
I wouldn't say I would get emotionally attached to someone we swung with, but what about if someone was to get too attached to you?
We meet up with some people quite regularly for threesomes and usually, if we swing with another couple, once the shenanigans have stopped, then it's off to separate beds or taxi time!
If its a threesome though, there is sometimes a tendancy for the '3rd person' to want to stay in bed for the night and do all the usual 'coupley-cuddling' stuff.
That's fine by me- we wouldn't ever want them to feel like a spare part in the threesome, but where do you draw the line between just a 3some and a 3some relationship?
Do you think for someone else being part of a couples 3some, they might start having feelings/wanting the couple experience? perhaps jealousy?
I've seen hints of this so far,what about the rest of you?....
I wouldn't say I would get emotionally attached to someone we swung with, but what about if someone was to get too attached to you?
We meet up with some people quite regularly for threesomes and usually, if we swing with another couple, once the shenanigans have stopped, then it's off to separate beds or taxi time!
If its a threesome though, there is sometimes a tendancy for the '3rd person' to want to stay in bed for the night and do all the usual 'coupley-cuddling' stuff.
That's fine by me- we wouldn't ever want them to feel like a spare part in the threesome, but where do you draw the line between just a 3some and a 3some relationship?
Do you think for someone else being part of a couples 3some, they might start having feelings/wanting the couple experience? perhaps jealousy?
I've seen hints of this so far,what about the rest of you?....
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hehehe!
I'm not allowed to buy more underwear or wee denim skirts which i have about 40 of, and certainly not the legs for them.
However, new matching underwear sets are something I CANNOT resist (it's a medical problem you know?....) but I haven't worked out a way of hiding it yet.....
I'm not allowed to buy more underwear or wee denim skirts which i have about 40 of, and certainly not the legs for them.
However, new matching underwear sets are something I CANNOT resist (it's a medical problem you know?....) but I haven't worked out a way of hiding it yet.....
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Well, it's npot me that's the phantom, and it's not you, and it's definately not phil...
Den sometimes says he's a phantom shag, but I'm not so sure- so who is the phantom?
My mum used to hav a 'phantom piddler' in her close who used to leave presents at the bottom of the stairs, they never worked out who that was either....
Den sometimes says he's a phantom shag, but I'm not so sure- so who is the phantom?
My mum used to hav a 'phantom piddler' in her close who used to leave presents at the bottom of the stairs, they never worked out who that was either....
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
No thanks! I hate shopping!
I can guarantee if I'm looking for something in particular it takes me 3 times longer than if I was just having a mooch around. I don't like the crowds and I hate queuing. :scared:
I even prefer to do my food shopping at 7am after a night shift when the shops are empty.
Agree with you on this one sass- someone has definately stolen my female hormones too- bring on the pub!
I do sometimes like wandering aimlessly around the shops, but not if I'm looking for something i need!
The worst most
making shopping experience has to be Prince's Street in Edinburgh (main shopping drag in the centre with castle and gradens etc)when the Edinburgh festival is on and you're in a hurry to get something.It's completely over-run with about a million tourists all crammed in, and you always get stuck behind the slowest ones walking at negative miles per hour.
I love Edinburgh in the festival, but trying to live here is a nightmare when its on, trying to get home from work etc.
It can take 40 mins for the bus to make a 5 min journey from one end of princes st to the other-
so i avoid all kind of shopping if at all possible!m xx
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On flying to Paris last year just after the new security checks, the security was extra tight at Charles De Guale (sp?)
Anyway, When we initially checked our luggage in, we went through the questioning etc- and had to go through the security with the xray machine for our hand luggage as normal to get into the departure lounge.
Then, when we actually got to our gate, to get into that, there was another xray machine for the hand luggage and beeper for us, followed by every single persons bags being serched.
Finally, just on boarding the plane- our bags were searched AGAIN.
It wasn't until THIS point that the final checker found the guy in front of us to still have his toiletry bag- razors and spare blades, toothpaste, deoderant shaving foam bottled water aftershave etc.
:shock:
He was very disappointed at having to leave it all practically on the run way!
How did that happen? Even with 2 xray and 1 bag search previously? How did he get past?
Also, how the hell did he not realise all the extra security was going on- all the notices saying what you're not allowed- being asked at the very start of luggage check in to make sure all toiletries went into hold luggage!
It just goes to show you that things do slip through!
As for poppy seeds- pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!
m xx
Anyway, When we initially checked our luggage in, we went through the questioning etc- and had to go through the security with the xray machine for our hand luggage as normal to get into the departure lounge.
Then, when we actually got to our gate, to get into that, there was another xray machine for the hand luggage and beeper for us, followed by every single persons bags being serched.
Finally, just on boarding the plane- our bags were searched AGAIN.
It wasn't until THIS point that the final checker found the guy in front of us to still have his toiletry bag- razors and spare blades, toothpaste, deoderant shaving foam bottled water aftershave etc.
:shock:
He was very disappointed at having to leave it all practically on the run way!
How did that happen? Even with 2 xray and 1 bag search previously? How did he get past?
Also, how the hell did he not realise all the extra security was going on- all the notices saying what you're not allowed- being asked at the very start of luggage check in to make sure all toiletries went into hold luggage!
It just goes to show you that things do slip through!
As for poppy seeds- pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!
m xx
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Every time you get that really heavy summer rain, you know the kind when the weather is really warm and muggy, looks like there could be thunder, and all of a sudden the heavens open and you get the biggest downpour ever? the kind with really massive bouncy rain drops?
I always get the urge to get my kit off and go run about in it (a bit like that song...)
Unfortunately, Den doesn't think it's such a good idea as he doesn't want to get wet ( :shock: )
So, any takers in Scotland who'll join me?
Unfortunately we live in a flat, so the only place for it is the car park!
m xx
I always get the urge to get my kit off and go run about in it (a bit like that song...)
Unfortunately, Den doesn't think it's such a good idea as he doesn't want to get wet ( :shock: )
So, any takers in Scotland who'll join me?
Unfortunately we live in a flat, so the only place for it is the car park!
m xx
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have you tried reading the books?? I used to think like that till I read them, and so did Den till I persuaded him to read them, now he's the one pre-ordering and getting up early to start reading!
:giggle: they really are worth it though- as they say, don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
m xx
:giggle: they really are worth it though- as they say, don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
m xx
