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mazandden
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I pulled in to the side of the road because an ambulance was heading my way, and there was traffic lights ahead- bloody 4 cars and a taxi proceded to overtake giving me evils and saying wtf is she doing etc etc, and then queue at the lights meaning they stopped the ambulance and all had to slowly try move out its way!
Grrrrr! wtf did they think i was doing? they were obviously trying to quickly get through the lights, and ended up causing more hassle- i only hope if they need an ambulance, then it gets held up for the same reason! (or is that just nasty for me to think like that) I do have to say that is my biggest pet hate on the roads, but don't get me started with tail gaters!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrr! wtf did they think i was doing? they were obviously trying to quickly get through the lights, and ended up causing more hassle- i only hope if they need an ambulance, then it gets held up for the same reason! (or is that just nasty for me to think like that) I do have to say that is my biggest pet hate on the roads, but don't get me started with tail gaters!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by jaymar
Aside from the comedians etc, I work on a ward with patients with severe dementia, and there is always one wee chuckle to be had each day, for example, one gentleman today was having an indepth conversation with his drip stand! I'd love to be able to get inside the minds of a lot of the patients, so many of them seem to have such exciting things going on in their world!
My gran also has dementia and is in a nursing home, and the other day i was told she had been found trying on mens hats in one of the other residents rooms and having a conversation with herself in the mirror- that is definately the way i want to go! what fun!
As for comedians, peter kay wins hands down- 'garlic bread'!!
m xx
Peter Kay! :thumbup:
And Maz... where were u last week when I needed you!.. I was struggling with my assignment on Dementia!
I should have added in my bit above about loving people with dementia... whilst it's a very sad illness there is the funny side and I've not stopped laughing at some of the antics for the past 8 weeks!
awwww if only i knew!!!
exactly! It is a terrible illness, but yes, you can get a few laughs, the good thing about my gran is she will usually laugh along at herself, so she keeps in good spirits, and just in case anyone thought i might be- i'm not laughing AT the patients, i'm having a wee chuckle to myself later usually!!
m xx
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Aside from the comedians etc, I work on a ward with patients with severe dementia, and there is always one wee chuckle to be had each day, for example, one gentleman today was having an indepth conversation with his drip stand! I'd love to be able to get inside the minds of a lot of the patients, so many of them seem to have such exciting things going on in their world!
My gran also has dementia and is in a nursing home, and the other day i was told she had been found trying on mens hats in one of the other residents rooms and having a conversation with herself in the mirror- that is definately the way i want to go! what fun!
As for comedians, peter kay wins hands down- 'garlic bread'!!
m xx
My gran also has dementia and is in a nursing home, and the other day i was told she had been found trying on mens hats in one of the other residents rooms and having a conversation with herself in the mirror- that is definately the way i want to go! what fun!
As for comedians, peter kay wins hands down- 'garlic bread'!!
m xx
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Hi Steve, good posts :-)
We chat a lot with people on the forum and are quite friendly with a lot, but it isn't our top way of meeting people. Having said that if we are going to meet up with anyone, we usually have a wee nosey at their posts (if any) first of all which is why chatting away in the forum is good!
The main ways we meet people however, are either through them responding to our ad or vice versa, or through chatting in chat.
For me, a single guy would stand out if he had a decent profile that had a good bit of chat about him, and not just telling me what he can do for the girl, but what he wants too!!!
In chat, i like to see who I'm chatting to, so a webcam is always good, but I don't like to see too much, ie anyone wanking and i switch to another cam straight away (I'm not picky am I) (actually ,i might watch for a wee bit if i'm in the mood ... )
If we're looking to meet, we usually choose a room that's relevant, like scottish room or north east as thats the best locations, or a room like 'young couples' so i would suggest maybe even opening your own room like single guys looking for....
The first guy that I fancied from here and would have considered meeting built up a bit of chat in one of the rooms over a few weeks, and looked v hot on his camera, but you could also tell he wasn't trying to impress, he was just here to enjoy himself.
One of my pet hates is the guys that try too hard- the ones that are the first to defend when you;re being directed and the first to shun the whisperers- usualy in the 'pick me, I'm not like all these other bastards!'
I guess what I'm trying to say in the simplest way is, be yourself! Everyone likes something different, for everyone that likes what i've said, there'll be 10 more that disagree, so just get chatting and have fun! oh,and stop by scottish chat one night!
:twisted: maz xx
We chat a lot with people on the forum and are quite friendly with a lot, but it isn't our top way of meeting people. Having said that if we are going to meet up with anyone, we usually have a wee nosey at their posts (if any) first of all which is why chatting away in the forum is good!
The main ways we meet people however, are either through them responding to our ad or vice versa, or through chatting in chat.
For me, a single guy would stand out if he had a decent profile that had a good bit of chat about him, and not just telling me what he can do for the girl, but what he wants too!!!
In chat, i like to see who I'm chatting to, so a webcam is always good, but I don't like to see too much, ie anyone wanking and i switch to another cam straight away (I'm not picky am I) (actually ,i might watch for a wee bit if i'm in the mood ...
)If we're looking to meet, we usually choose a room that's relevant, like scottish room or north east as thats the best locations, or a room like 'young couples' so i would suggest maybe even opening your own room like single guys looking for....
The first guy that I fancied from here and would have considered meeting built up a bit of chat in one of the rooms over a few weeks, and looked v hot on his camera, but you could also tell he wasn't trying to impress, he was just here to enjoy himself.
One of my pet hates is the guys that try too hard- the ones that are the first to defend when you;re being directed and the first to shun the whisperers- usualy in the 'pick me, I'm not like all these other bastards!'
I guess what I'm trying to say in the simplest way is, be yourself! Everyone likes something different, for everyone that likes what i've said, there'll be 10 more that disagree, so just get chatting and have fun! oh,and stop by scottish chat one night!
:twisted: maz xx
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Quote by Drewxcore
I was just listening to the hymn JERUSALEM on the radio and the last three lines got me thinking.
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built jerusalem
In englands green and pleasant land.
First of all why would you sleep with your sword in your hand! You'd cut something off surely, it would be like the scene from the godfather where the guy wakes up with the horses head in his bed....except it would be his penis! Its just not practical, sleeping with your sword near you would be fine, perhaps neatly leant against your bedside table would be safest.
Secondly, why would you want to build jerusalem in england! leave it where it fucking is! think how confusing that would be, all the people in jerusalem would wake up and think *where the fuck am i* its not exactly practical is it! seems to me like it would be better to leave it where it is, perhaps have a jerusalem 2, knock down somewhere pointless like slough or birmngham and build it there
Can anyone else think of anything similar in other hymns or songs?
I think this part refers to 'not stopping fighting until the jobs done'.... most song lyrics are like this drew, i'm not quite sure the point of the thread either tbh?!!?!!?
sorry.....
m x
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Quote by Countess
I was "diagnosed" with OCD a few years back, as part of depression. One of the biggest indicators for me is that I get obsessive about the house and how clean it is. To the point where I can't settle if something is untidy.
I'd wipe things down 10 times, stress about where things lived ie ornaments etc.
The depression has passed and the house permanently looks like a bombsite nowbut I still obsess when it gets too bad.
Cx
snap that's what started me off ....I stress sooooo much over the housework and can clean the same thing over and over again :shock:
When we have people coming to stay I drive easy nuts the week before cleaning every room twice if not more .Especially the bathroom
oooo I wish I had this obsession!
Fancy coming up to ours next time you're in a cleaning frenzy?! plenty to do!!!!
:giggle:
m xx
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Don't worry you two- that feature is a pile of nonsense, people have moaned about it in the past- it's never relevant for anyone and I don't know of anyone who finds it useful- so it's not just you!
Maybe they will make it worthwhile one day!
haha probably not is the more likely answer!
Anyway, welcome to the forums!
M xx
Maybe they will make it worthwhile one day!
haha probably not is the more likely answer!
Anyway, welcome to the forums!
M xx
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Me too, I usually sign my posts with an m- den doesn't bother unless I remind him, we both do a fair amount of posting each, but usually in very different posts and very different styles, and i flirt with anyone anyway so i don't worry which half of the couple it is, although den might!!
maz xx
maz xx
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Quote by winchwench
We have about the same sort of ratio shark, which is strange, cos i looooove the pics of den in his kilt and thought there would be a lot more looks!
Funny how also, the one of me semi naked has has thousands of looks, whereas the one of me clothed has only had a couple hundred! you pervs!
of course, we save a lot for our private gallery now since we got spotted!
m xx
Maz- don't look now, but is Den aware that a small model passenger aircraft has landed on his kilt? :shock:
woaaaaaaa! we better all go check it out now! just to be on the safe side!!!
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We tend to get on with moast ages groups, but I just wouldn't play with a couple in a similar age group to my parents, it just wouldn't seem right.
I wouldn't have a problem with playing with an 18 yr old girl, but for a guy I reckon that age is just too young- no matter who the guy is, any experience I've had is that they generally have a LOT of growing up to do!
Even though I'm fairly young myself, if we meet with a couple, I always prefer the male half to be older than me, girl, not a problem!
m xx
I wouldn't have a problem with playing with an 18 yr old girl, but for a guy I reckon that age is just too young- no matter who the guy is, any experience I've had is that they generally have a LOT of growing up to do!
Even though I'm fairly young myself, if we meet with a couple, I always prefer the male half to be older than me, girl, not a problem!
m xx
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We have about the same sort of ratio shark, which is strange, cos i looooove the pics of den in his kilt and thought there would be a lot more looks!
Funny how also, the one of me semi naked has has thousands of looks, whereas the one of me clothed has only had a couple hundred! you pervs!
of course, we save a lot for our private gallery now since we got spotted!
m xx
Funny how also, the one of me semi naked has has thousands of looks, whereas the one of me clothed has only had a couple hundred! you pervs!
of course, we save a lot for our private gallery now since we got spotted!
m xx
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Hahahah!
Myself and Den said the EXACT same thing after forgetting to write down a crucial line from the aa route finder route plan and getting to the Scottish munch 2 hours later than planned on saturday- doh!
Unless anyone wants to offer to be our personal sat nav for next time!!
m xx
Myself and Den said the EXACT same thing after forgetting to write down a crucial line from the aa route finder route plan and getting to the Scottish munch 2 hours later than planned on saturday- doh!
Unless anyone wants to offer to be our personal sat nav for next time!!
m xx
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I wouldnt say doing lines was a great punishment, you just sellotape 5 biros together in a line and your done in no time, was over the moon when someone showed me that trick. 50 lines in about 90 secs, god that would stop you misbehaving!!
Top that off with my pal John always doing my mums signature on them, and Scott doing my dads, and hey presto, its not really a punishment at all.
Top that off with my pal John always doing my mums signature on them, and Scott doing my dads, and hey presto, its not really a punishment at all.
