Quote by woohoo
Crivens!
PMSL
You nearly got it right
Stormy.
But it is actually "Jings, Crivens and help ma boab"
Woo
Nope, haud yer weesht woo- it's 'jngs, mince n tatties, n help ma boab!'
Anyway, how bleutered did yous get at thon munch?
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by flower411
I have received abuse from people in chat and by pm. It is a nasty form of bullying but for me the best thing to do is apologise profusely and then move on and ignore them in future. If they persist, then you can inform a mod and complain to admin, but I feel it best to just move on.
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Flower hun- why did you need to apologise for others being a wanker?! it's their fault for being a dick!
lilac- don't you DARE go anywhere!!!
and darky- that avatar is scaring the shit out of me- bring back the kitten!!!
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Quote by Darkfire
*GENUINE DISCLAIMER.
Please do not answer any more questions from me about your sexual, non-sexual, personal activities. It's always been my intention to have fun, bollox and banter here in the forums, and in person.
Having just read something on one of the site owners other sites, I fear your comments and contributions may be collated and passed on to third, unrelated parties. I may well be wrong and misunderstood the content and intent. I do hope so.
havent got a clue what's going on.... but, despite my earlier comments about never regretting a single post, I'm deleting the content of mine in this thread. In fact, if its that bad Dammy - and when you raise something like that, its significant enough to make me think the whole thing should be deleted/removed by a Mod until we have clarification of what the fook is going on.
Agreed sweetie- wtf is going on?!?!
I was happily flirting away, talking about blow jobs etc and now it sounds as if my ramblings may be being used as ramblings elsewhere????
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Quote by Stormwalker
He, who is as clueless as thee, stands ready to be flirted with.
i'm such a tart.
What about me?! serious lack of flirting going on tonight!!hehehe!
Sorry dammy, hijack over- den and i have never really noticed a difference between just out the shower or an hour or so later, so either is good.
Den doesn't like me giving him a bj without having had a shower, which i don't actually mind, but I'm also the same as him- i have to have had a shower etc etc to feel comfy!!!
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Quote by pobox557
or, do you mean TLC comes only in return for monetary/ material things around here?
i'm lost
doesnt it....... do something wrong and you have to buy a bunch flowers, nothing comes free.
I'm feeling sick and she looks after me and next for a week and next thing i know i have to wash dishes for a week when im better for TLCing me
ok, now we get you, didn't have the first scooby what you were on about there!
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Quote by Dlep
I've wanted to grow my hair long for years. I managed to get it to about 8 inches (from the front that is) long when I was a student, but had to cut it for work experienceMy hair is thick and as it's grey also a little wiry now
I'd kill to be able to have it long
I know of about three men who are currently growing their hair. We tend to forget that men have nearly as much worry about their hair as women do..
Some wise cracker suggested hair extensions
....costs too much :shock: and I'd get a lot of funny looks going into work the week after with long hair after having it as short as I usually do! :shock:Wig???
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Quote by jaymar
Probably one for the ladies... some advice please
I wear my hair short and I've just been watching something with Victoria Beckham on TV... wow, has anyone seen her new hairstyle? I love it!
The 60's hairstyle - esp. the Mary Quant look, is making a dramatic return this year, what does anyone else think? Is the 60's a good look?
I'm getting a cut and colour on thursday, and i have no idea what to get done- i usually get something different each time i go, but i've run out of ideas.
This is probably the most boring plain blonde i've had my hair in a long time- so i was thinking of going white blonde as we're doing a marylin monroe tribute in our next burlesque act, but i'm not sure how much it will ruin my hair! what do you all reckon?
havent seen vbs hairstyle- but i'm sure it'll look greaton you!
xx
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Giving oral is wonderful and I do get turned on by someone else being turned by me! If they reach orgasm it's another great turn on and it's like a massive compliment as well really.
There's not much nicer than have a man or woman squirming with pleasure at your touch.
:thumbup: ditto
and you can soooo tell when someone's 'into you' and into what they're doing cant you! it shows both ways! there's a huge difference bewteen a couple of tentative licks just to be able to say you've done it, and being sooo into making them squirm you want to practically climb inside....especially if they reciporocate and start bucking onto my mouth:lol2: :twisted:
Oh my goodness! I'm not far off squirming just reading that! Bucking is sooo under-rated. Mmmmm!
I'm soo with you on this one girls!!!
:quiver:
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
Oral sex is fab and i love it - giving and receiving!
For me to achieve orgasm through oral is really hit n miss - depends on the mood, partner, environment, everything - but i still enjoy it.
the blokes that claim to love doing it for hours are actually quite off-putting.
I don't want anyone to do it hours! I'd get bored and fall asleep or be looking around for the Tv remote
Also, that line is just like the "fast repeater, heavy cummer blah blah" that you see on so many ads that it's just ... dunno, cack really! They can't all be that fantastic.
Giving oral is wonderful and I do get turned on by someone else being turned by me! If they reach orgasm it's another great turn on and it's like a massive compliment as well really.
There's not much nicer than have a man or woman squirming with pleasure at your touch.
really though, oral is not the be all and end all - it's just part of a good sesh! Which - if anyone's interested- I like to end with a good hard fuck!
:thumbup:
yes to it all marya!!!!
xx
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Quote by varca
I love giving and receiving O and love giving BJs. I'm lucky that my regular guys are excellent at it so have all the girls I've been with too
I am struggling to comprehend how any woman could not enjoy it
I guess it has to be down to the giver's technique or lack of so it seems. Or maybe an issue with the woman herself being able to completely let herself go. I have a feeling that a lot if it has to do with how you (general you) were brought up, if you were made to feel that your looloo was only for obluting and for the procreation of children and were somehow made to feel that anything else could be considered as "dirty" or "bad" and those hangups remain then that could be a factor It's definately not due to how I was brought up!
I certainly don't think I'd be a swinger if I thought oral sexy was dirty and wrong lol!
And it also isn't down to technique- most of the guys and girlies have been amazing, it's just something that doesn't float my boat.
I think when I was younger and playing with myself, i went straight for the dildo, cos using my fingers took far too long, and its the same with clit stimulation of any sort for me, even if it's with a vibe- it takes too long and i'm way too impatient!
Stick a cock/strap on/double ender in me and I could cum in minutes!!!hehehehe!
Calista-
I would usually say the exact same as you, if you don't like an add, then move on, but the thing that I'm not so keen at is its usually the qsb that seem to write the same in their ads- i.e:
'thick cock, hard stayer, love giving o to completion- seriously girls I could do it for hours, heavy cummer...' etc etc
It's like there's an ad pro-forma kicking about that they all use, assuming that it's the kind of info that we all want- 'all girls like oral so i better put that bit in'
Even if all girls do like oral, it also doesn't necessarily mean that the guy is going to be good at it for every girl- and how does the guy know? he's not on the receiving end!!!!
M xx
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Quote by dambuster
Hadn't really answered this because TBH I orgasm quite easily.
I can orgasm through penetration alone, but if a guy's not quite getting me there I can just get on top of him and do it myself
Quote by Darkfire
jammy cow :lol2:
Ah . . . . . . . .
So that's what you actually mean when you say "Let's switch. I want to sit on the cock" ????????????????
All together now :
'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'
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Quote by SunniBiFem
i wish i could but it is too late for anayone to get their monies to me and i am, not accepting non on the night
Surely the other people getting places won't need to worry about paying as debz will already have paid, they could just put in the charity donation?
See you all tonight!
maz and den xx
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Honey, if you click on the 'search' button at the top right, then you can have a look through previous threads on the topic, and post in an old one to bring it up to the first page again- this one came up recently too!!
hehehe!
oh, hi n :welcome: btw!!
as for music for me- dont really have a shagging cd?!
maz xx
hehehe!
oh, hi n :welcome: btw!!
as for music for me- dont really have a shagging cd?!
maz xx
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i probably posted in this last time round- it is my absolute favourite role play!
I know exactly what you mean by forced orgasm- and that makes the whole fantasy even better!!
ie 'if you don't cum for me , then I'll fuck you in the ass'
:quiver: !!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
m xx
I know exactly what you mean by forced orgasm- and that makes the whole fantasy even better!!
ie 'if you don't cum for me , then I'll fuck you in the ass'
:quiver: !!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
m xx
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I'm totally with you on this one Tania!
In fact, I was going to post something similar!
I hate when a guy pms and says he has 'an expert tongue' he 'can do oral on the lady for hours and hours'
So?!
As if that is what every single female is looking for and that will get them forming a queue!
I would much rather see someone saying, they love to find out what makes a woman tick- oral is definately not the be all n end all for me, and that doesn't mean i haven't had good oral- i definately have, den is certainly an expert thank you, but most of the time i just like a good hard shagging!!!!!
m xx
In fact, I was going to post something similar!
I hate when a guy pms and says he has 'an expert tongue' he 'can do oral on the lady for hours and hours'
So?!
As if that is what every single female is looking for and that will get them forming a queue!
I would much rather see someone saying, they love to find out what makes a woman tick- oral is definately not the be all n end all for me, and that doesn't mean i haven't had good oral- i definately have, den is certainly an expert thank you, but most of the time i just like a good hard shagging!!!!!
m xx
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Quote by Jemlet
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As a matter of interest do you orgasm with penatrative sex with your regular partner? There was some research (sorry can't remember where I read it) that "A women won't have an orgasm unless SHE wants one. You can physically facilitate the process but unless she wants to orgasm she will hold back." Do you think that there are occasions where subconciously you don't allow yourself to orgasm until you have reached a level of mental comfort?
Yes!!!
Me again! This is probably why a lot of the time we will cum at the same time- I'm usually holding off, and when i hear den is about to cum then it sends me over the edge and I cum too.
If den is in one of his 'cum all over you' moods, then i sometimes don't orgasm cos I'm holding off until he does, so then when he pulls out, I don't have the penetration to make me cum! Usually there's a toy on hand mind.... :twisted: :twisted:
Maybe thats the reason I cum so easily from penetration only??
Maz xx
