I like it!
It's sort of like a wink 'investigation' so we get to hear success/failure stories at the end of it- ie was it really worth your while responding?!
Typically, we haven't had ANY winks so far- doh!
maz xx
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
DG- I'm sure I can think of suitable compensation for all that hard work you'll be putting in, come round to mine after the weeks up and i'll massage you're weary typing fingers etc etc.... :twisted:
Just my fingers??? :shock:
When I have to put up with and reply to winks from the likes of Markz??!
I think you'll need to do better than my fingers! :rascal:
That's what the etc etc part was for! Of course, it would start with the fingers, but it would be the muscles in the forearm that would suffer too, and of course your neck, shoulders and upper back for that poor posture from sitting at the computer all day, not to mention what that sitting might do to the buttock region.... :twisted:
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Quote by Philfuller
What's this about people not being able to read messages if they are not paid up members? How do I know who is paid up and who isn't? Or is it pot-luck?
You don't- that's the problem, you don't know if they 1. pay or
2. are free members,
ie either
1. are lazy or
2. Have no choice
Although someone did mention that they cant read your message if you reply to them anyway?no idea if thats true either.
DG- I'm sure I can think of suitable compensation for all that hard work you'll be putting in, come round to mine after the weeks up and i'll massage you're weary typing fingers etc etc.... :twisted:
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Quote by Darkfire
The loss of control theme for meWhether or not I could actually do it - although, I'm sure I can if the atmosphere/circumstances were right....
But the thought of being put on a picnic table and gangbanged, kinda does it for me at the mo
*Disclaimer for anyone who hasn't seen any 'loss of control' posts - I do mean in a full consent, role play way!
I know what you mean Missy :thumbup: you & I need a conversation over the vino someday soon :twisted:
Can I join you in that conversation? this is one of my favourites too!
Maz xx :twisted: :twisted:
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I used to have the opinion of the majority re winks- ie they can't be bothered, what a cop out, until there was a mix up with our payment and we ended up free members, and realised we couldn't send a proper message.
Some people, like us when we were new, may be testing the water of the site, they haven't paid up- perhaps they are paid members of another site, so they can only send winks as contact.
I used to put the auto responder on, but took it off recently.
We had a couple wink us, so I checked out their profile, which was great, sent them a quick one liner with our msn address, and we were able to chat, get to know them, and have a great meet.
Yes, a lot of the winks tell you to go out n check out a non existent profile- DELETE DELETE DELETE, but you could be missing out on some, and these are also the people that can't come and defend themselves in the forums, cos they can't post, only read them!
I reckon everyone should respond to all their winks this week n see what happens- go on, I dare ya!!
maz xx
Some people, like us when we were new, may be testing the water of the site, they haven't paid up- perhaps they are paid members of another site, so they can only send winks as contact.
I used to put the auto responder on, but took it off recently.
We had a couple wink us, so I checked out their profile, which was great, sent them a quick one liner with our msn address, and we were able to chat, get to know them, and have a great meet.
Yes, a lot of the winks tell you to go out n check out a non existent profile- DELETE DELETE DELETE, but you could be missing out on some, and these are also the people that can't come and defend themselves in the forums, cos they can't post, only read them!
I reckon everyone should respond to all their winks this week n see what happens- go on, I dare ya!!
maz xx
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ok, maz says: 'NWC, get your sexy ass over to Edinburgh-NOW!!!'
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
XX
Im on my way Cu3b4ll and Dlep, keep up the pic perving while Im away, I may (hopefully) be gone for a while :twisted:
You WILL be gone a very long time, and splendid- you need to come up also in order to recieve your punishment for being a perv!
cu3b4ll, seeing as I don;t know whether you've been perving or not, consider yourself off the hook, although I will be keeping a very close eye on you!
maz xx
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Look here, if Maz says it dont work, then it dont work. If Maz says its Tuesday today, then its Tuesday today.
Whatever Maz says is correct, isnt that right oh wonderous, sexy, gorgouse Mistress Maz
(can you tell I've bee profile perving)
Ok, maz says: 'NWC, get your sexy ass over to Edinburgh-NOW!!!'
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
XX
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My cats have a knack for finding tampons, chewing them up out the packet, and leaving them lying around the house- especially when we're due a visitor.
They seem to also enjoy bringing the tampon in to show the visitor, in the hope that visitor might dangle the chewed tampon in front of them for a fun game of 'catch the snatch mouse'....
m xx
They seem to also enjoy bringing the tampon in to show the visitor, in the hope that visitor might dangle the chewed tampon in front of them for a fun game of 'catch the snatch mouse'....
m xx
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Quote by Dave__Notts
And get back up here, Maz's flatulence is getting out of control.
So this is the answer to Scotlands worry that the oil is running out.
Maz is now Scotlands natural gas producer
Dave_Notts
The problem is, noone can get close enough to harness it.....
No wonder she is so against smoking. Anyone near her with a naked flame will result in the depopulation of half of Scotland
Dave_Notts
Now you've got it hun!!!
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Quote by cu3b4ll
Sometimes your ISP can cache pages on a proxy server. If I remember rightly you can force that to refresh by holding down CTRL and pressing F5. Mind you, with the way my memory works you might find that will just make all the buttons fly off your keyboard!
Can i have that again in scottish?! the hoodjymawhat is stuck on the whiddy-ye-ma-callit?! i think i'll press lotsof buttons n see what happens!
although only problem being i recently took off a bunch of the buttons to clean spilt coffee, but could only remember where the letters went- not sure i'll actually be pressing control!
worth a try though!
xx
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Thing is, I wouldn't mind so much if there was a good bit of perving to be done with the list as it is, it's just that everyone on the 'who's been looking' list are all guys....
Again, that I don't mind. Except these guys all appear to have the exact same non existent profile + the same cock shot - if it wasn't for the fact that they were all spread about in possibly the furthest corners of britain from edinburgh, then I would be thinking they were all the same guy!
All guys?! Not any more! :rascal:
booo! still can't see you though!
still same old 20- i think we might actully just go and meet one or two of them- maybe we're destined to...
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Thing is, I wouldn't mind so much if there was a good bit of perving to be done with the list as it is, it's just that everyone on the 'who's been looking' list are all guys....
Again, that I don't mind. Except these guys all appear to have the exact same non existent profile + the same cock shot - if it wasn't for the fact that they were all spread about in possibly the furthest corners of britain from edinburgh, then I would be thinking they were all the same guy!
Again, that I don't mind. Except these guys all appear to have the exact same non existent profile + the same cock shot - if it wasn't for the fact that they were all spread about in possibly the furthest corners of britain from edinburgh, then I would be thinking they were all the same guy!
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
It is now my mission in life to check out Mazanddens homepage on a daily basis. This is totally on a research basis you understand, no pervy reasons behind it at all, I just want to help them, nothing at all to do with looking at pics or anything like that :twisted:
And for research purposes I will also be checking out as many profiles (especially NWCs) as I can in order only to see if anyone else is having the same problem of course....definately not to be looking at pics!
maz xx
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Quote by Liaisons
maz this has been covered before. There is a fault with this site and you have to manauly refresh the page to load the update.
Try hitting F5 or clicking the refresh button on your browser when on your homepage. You should see I've just checked you too
Thanks liasons, but I've tried all that every day and no joy- even logging in and out every five mins- just in case! but yes, maybe NWC is right, maybe these people need their daily mazandden profile fix, and maybe the site really really thinks we should meet up with the people who will really really interst us, and they're not going to change that list either until we do meet them!
booooo!
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Hi all- just a quickie,
In the 'my homepage' section, it has always been that the 'members who might interest you' and 'who's been checking your profile' sections would change every day.
Now, we're pretty nosey and alway go there to check who's been peeking at us first- except the page hasn't changed in over a week- why is this?
We know people have been checking our profile, so why aren't they coming up? Anyone got a scoobie?
Ta in advance! nosey maz xx
In the 'my homepage' section, it has always been that the 'members who might interest you' and 'who's been checking your profile' sections would change every day.
Now, we're pretty nosey and alway go there to check who's been peeking at us first- except the page hasn't changed in over a week- why is this?
We know people have been checking our profile, so why aren't they coming up? Anyone got a scoobie?
Ta in advance! nosey maz xx
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Well, it has certainly helped, but hasn't stopped us meeting up with people that we haven't found on the net!
Although, I suppose it has given us the balls to search out 'regular' people- we seem to think everyone in everyday situations is a potential swinger now!
Take for example the waitress that served us dinner the other night (when we were both out with my dad please note!)
We both thought she was gorgeous and sure there was some subtle glances going on, so at the end of an alcohol fuelled night, i wrote a wee note with our phone number on it, and gave it to den to give to her.
Only problem being he handed it over when she was standing next to her mate, and right in front of my dad!
what a numpty- now my dad thinks den is chatting up other girls whilst out with me- how do i explain to dearest daddy that it's his daughter that's the naughty one! hehehe!
maz xx
Although, I suppose it has given us the balls to search out 'regular' people- we seem to think everyone in everyday situations is a potential swinger now!
Take for example the waitress that served us dinner the other night (when we were both out with my dad please note!)
We both thought she was gorgeous and sure there was some subtle glances going on, so at the end of an alcohol fuelled night, i wrote a wee note with our phone number on it, and gave it to den to give to her.
Only problem being he handed it over when she was standing next to her mate, and right in front of my dad!
what a numpty- now my dad thinks den is chatting up other girls whilst out with me- how do i explain to dearest daddy that it's his daughter that's the naughty one! hehehe!
maz xx
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Quote by mazandden
I wish our cats would wander off for 36 hours, or more if they liked.
Den.
P.S sorry Maz when you read this, but its true, i really do despise the wee F@@kers!
nah, he loves them really!!
Ours don't seem to care-they love going away! My parents cats used to do the exact same little sulk, pretentding they didn't know you, right up until around dinner time!
Our kittens now prefer when we go away cos it means they get to stay at my mum and dads- in a much bigger house than ours, and their garden is huge- they love it!
Den just never wants to go back and pick them up again...
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Quote by Sugar-n-pom
I've been told most of the above (no wonder I'm so screwed up!)
One thing that my nana used to say to me when I was a little girl and having a go at peeling spuds ... "Don't make the peelings too thick - there are starving children in India you know!"
Always puzzled me, that one.
Sugar xx
We were told the starving children were all in Africa in my house....
