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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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aww hun, i thought it was a nice gesture - this site needs some 'niceness' once in a while!
Waaaaaay too much cat fighting!
My mum is away on hol so i wont see her- she's very jammy! but at least I don't have to get up at the crack of dawn drive over n make her brekkie in bed!
lol
m xx
Quote by Drewxcore
Thanks to ALOT of bad refering decisions!
oh and den, i see your part of the *i dont care who wins as long as its not england* brigade, its pathetic really dontcha think?

It was actually me doing most of the posting before, and that certainly isn't my reasoning behind who I support in the rugby!
For the 6 nations it goes in the order of:
1. Scotland - because I'm scottish!
2. Ireland - because Den's Irish! and he used to physio for some of the players (and i love the accent)
3. Wales - because I have welsh family and used to physio a welsh team (and i love the accent)
- because Italian men, especially rugby players are hot, (and i love the accent.)
, becuase of the auld alliance, (and they too have a sexy accent)
lastly England, becuase england and scotland have always been rivals, and that's where the fun in sport comes from, through having a bit of rivallry! (plus, i only really think geordie and manchurian accents are hot)
This doesn't mean den and i don't support england at other sports this is just the way it will always be in the 6 nations. This is the way I have supported rugby since I was a very little girl and is not pathetic and nothing to do with not caring who wins- i clearly do!
m x
Quote by Darkfire
Having received numerous PMs from Debz (suggesting I move up North etc, you know the kind of thing), I can confirm one thing, she is not shy wink

oooo discretion! smackbottom lol
aww liasons, I took it as a joke anyway!!!!Even if noone else did- good banter hun!
m xx
ireland might be on the verge of making the super 8 in the cricket world cup! they bowled pakistan out for 132!
(erm they are 15 for 1 now).
Come on ireland!!
no im not part of that brigade, i just like supporting the under dog, and since engerland are the best team in the world that means im always against them!
Dont worry sweetie, you might win the world cup, so dry your eyes,lol
Den
Gutting for ireland!soooo close! It was nailbiting stuff!
Wales are doing fantastic!!
15-0! I think they can do it!woo!
m xx
As has already been said before - DON'T GO TO HALIFAX!
We have a gymnastics comp there every year, and I'm always of the opinion that you could be in any wee town in Britain, there's nothing that sets it apart.
The bars are all your typical wetherspoons style chain bar, same everywhere, cheap, sticky floor, non-descript, the clubs are full of your usual shitty music and underagers, tacky stag n hen nights...
Sorry to anyone from halifax!
You're much better going somewhere that has that wee something extra if it's a special birthday, so you remember it as something special, and it doesn't blend in to any other night you've been on!
Not been out in newcastle, but I've heard it has plenty of variety, as does manchester- what sort of night out/place are you looking for? what kind of music?
maz xx
Can't believe ireland have just given away a converted try- BUT....
ITALY 24-51 IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27 POINT VICTORY
This means france need 24 points to take the 6 nations from Ireland,so COME ON SCOTLAND !!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, well we did a burlesque routine to kiss once....
It was strangely sexy!!!
lol lol
m xx
Quote by Darkfire
<side issue>
we really do need that :quiver: emoticon lol
<end side-issue>
am I just a perv who loves reading this stuff then or what? lol

NO!!! I do to, and I have sooo many, mostly due to den working away a lot (not any more!) that whenever we first me up again, we HAD to have each other right there n then! Usually on the drive back from the airport....
Too many to think of just now, I'll have to come back to this one!....
maz xx
'Eat your crusts, they'll make your hair go curly...'
But I don't want curly hair.....
C'MON SCOTLAND AND IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would be the best St paddys day EVER!!!!
Maz xx
Hi Graham , why don't you add in a few more details about you and what kind of a girl you're looking for, you might find you get a few more replies then? wink
We're lazy on this site lol , most people don't bother checking out a profile unless they're really really REALLY interested, so try and tempt them first!!
If I was to be interested in a post in let's meet up, I would need to know if I fitted your criteria first, before going to the effort of sending you an email (again, most of us are lazy!) So maybe pop in a few details like age groups you like, or that you don't have an age preference etc etc...so as people can determine if it is then worthwhile sending a pm to find out more
Just a suggestion...
Happy swinging, maz xx biggrin
Hi guys! welcome!
Don't worry about your age, there are plenty of people in the same age group as you- we're fairly young here, i'm 24 and den is 29 now (just remembered I need to change our profile, it was his birthday the other week!)
We've never had a problem meeting up with anyone, there are plenty about! It took a month or so of chatting when we first joined(we hadn't found the forum then) but once we met one couple, we got chatting to the people they had met and so on and so on- if you meet people in your area, you tend to find most of them will know others that you chat to/meet too, so you will build up friends that way!
Have fun, and come say hi
maz xx
Quote by Fridayiminlove
I'm a burlesque performer-
There is a pic of her tied up in chinese ropes on a table, and it is soooo hot!
That is so cool Maz. Where do you do your shows?
Id love to see that picture of Dita if you have it. Earlier in this thread ive floated going to see a burlesque show as a possible future social. Dont think it would be a good call for a vanilla date!
Friday x

Up here in scotland hun!
I reckon a burlesque night is a great night for a date- so different than your regular dinner n drinks, you get to dress up fancy, good music, and some cheeky routines! perfect!
m xx
I'm a burlesque performer- I loooooove Dita von Teese, i think she is absolutely gorgeous!
Has anyone got her book?
There is a pic of her tied up in chinese ropes on a table, and it is soooo hot!
I'll try and find the link if I can - I love it!
Just wish i had a giant bird cage or martini glass for my act, and I wish I could afford the actual vintage clothing, rather than the 'fake' vintage clothing! hehehe!
Maz xx
Quote by Fridayiminlove
Hmmmmm. Easy biggrin
Basque
Tight pvc micro mini skirt or hot pants
Fishnet stockings & suspenders
V high stilleto heels or high heeled thigh length FMB's
I really like this whole 40's/50's Burlesque look. See Dita Von Tease & Immodesty Blaize. Saw them on Channel 4's faking it. Great prog.


Right off to splash my face and cool down cool
Friday x
Quote by jaymar

The McCartney's need to remember one main thing in all this battle.. one very confused vulnerable young girl. :shock:

Exactly!!
I remember a friends parents divorcing, and what they did was buy a seperate flat, and rather than the kids spending weekends here holidays there etc, the kids stayed in the same house, and the parents moved between the house and the flat, week about or something- cant remeber exact details, which I thought was the least upheaval for the kids.
Not going to work in a lot of situations, but definately a much fairer option!
Quote by woohoo
Marriage as someone once said, is a sentence.
I rest my case.
Done it and lost the tshirt,the car, the house the dog,etc rolleyes
woo

What did you have to give up and was it fair for both of you? or was one person left worse off?
xx
Our avatar is just 2 random ugly folk- no idea who....
ps.- dark- pwees don't change your ickle wickle fwuffy kitty witty piccy-i wuuuuuv it it's sooo schnuggly!!!!
(i do love pussy!)
m xx
Quote by jaymar
Our marriage has made us stronger, I feel proud to say "my husband", that's just me tho. lol

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :inlove:
Quote by jaymar
I've been through a divorce and it's not nice. I felt very lonely at that time as the battle to keep your home is immense. BUT, every cloud has a silver lining and all that because it was meant to happen and I met Jay.
I wouldn't have wanted millions, back then I just wanted to keep my home and I did. People can get greedy, my husbands ex wife wanted half of everything, so Jay being Jay, he halved everything for her to prove a point, right down to spoons!.. cool

Good on him!
That's the part I hate about it - the pettiness and way it turns into a battle, although if your ex gave good reason for a battle, then you might as well take them for all you've got! lol
Following on from the divoce thread, thought i might as well put this one in!
Seeing the number of people that get divorced nowadays, and the number of people onto there 2nd or 3rd marriage, do you think there is much need to actually get married in the first place?
I've never been a fan of getting married, never liked the idea of being with one person for the rest of my life- probably why we ended up here! So now I know that's not going to be the case, I'm not so against the idea any more.
Having said that, I'm not religious so wouldn't be doing it for that reason.
I also reckon it's different for my generation as we're not expected to settle down and start a family straight away, and it's quite accepted to live/have children with a partner without being married first of all, so this is why I say do you still think there is a need?
What are your reasons for being /getting married or not, and was it worth the pennies!!!!
maz xx
We were having a chat about Heather mills and Paul McCartney the other day, and about the amount of cash-ish she will be getting from their divorce settlement.
So, what do you all make of this? Is it fair to 'battle' for a divorce settlement?
What do you make of divorce?
Have any of you been through divorce?
I have a lot of thoughts on the matter, but with regards to heather mills, I couldn't believe why she could possibly need so much of her ex husbands hard earned cash! (not that he has to worry about tightening the purse strings...)
I think that it is entirely fair to get what is rightly yours, especially if one partner has given up work to look after children and has had no income for however many years- I wouldn't ever dispute a divorce settlement for that- but for £25 million?!Eh!?!?
Why is she entitled to so much?
Maz xx
Well, some of the tumbling we do in gymnastics and cheer is pretty stupid, already buggered my knee, landed on my head several times and broken my elbow this year- but still doing it!
Trapeze and pole dancing give me quite a few bruises too, and I've fallen off my stilts a fair number of times before, but i'm most likely to injure myself tripping over a big pile of air, so i'm not about to stop doing crazy tumbling skills in case i injure myself again- some of the injuries can happen doing the simplest of skills!
Maz xx
Well said friday, i cant stand that annoying little s**t!!!
would rather get my sack waxed, or sand papered for that matter.
Quote by jaymar
No matter how many times I read this thread, I'm still getting the 'ouch' factor... sorry girls I just cannot comprehend it!, four fingers is my max! :eeek:

Jaymar, i think that you have to be completly turned on by it for it to feel good. Maybe thats why it hurts some people, because they are afraid of it to start off with.
Louise xx
Ps hence the reason i am yet to post in the thread about anal wink .
think you're probably right, it doesn't tickle my fancy... so to speak! lol
it tickles mine!
You definately have to be in the right mood and frame of mind to enjoy it though, and it doesn't hurt if you go sloooooow, but it still hurts a bit- i think that's all part of the reason some enjoy it- pleasure/pain......
wink m
There's a sticky in the cafe called 'travellers solutions', you might find someone has already posted some ideas in there?
Enjoy the hol!
Maz xx