Quote by Mallock2006
Why is darts shown on telly???
Cause its not much good on the radio
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mazandden
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Quote by Mallock2006
I'm gonna go with yes.....:
Not sure what kind of games you go to but I dont recall ever seing a male cheerleader
Theres gotta be one somewhere
Fraid to say we have male cheerleaders in our team- they form the bases for pyramids and mainly do the tumbling- come to think of it that's what I do to! I must be a male cheerleader!! :shock:
So not cheerleaders in the accepted sense of the word really
Unless you wera a rah rah skirt and pom poms
Depends where you're from, in America, it's very accepted to be a male cheerleader.....
After all, you're the one that gets to look up all those rah rah skirts when you lift the girls up in the air.....
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Quote by Drewxcore
I'm gonna go with yes.....
Not sure what kind of games you go to but I dont recall ever seing a male cheerleader
Theres gotta be one somewhere
Fraid to say we have male cheerleaders in our team- they form the bases for pyramids and mainly do the tumbling- come to think of it that's what I do to! I must be a male cheerleader!! :shock:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house?
There are 2 sides to every story:
Dear Boss
Why do the other guys get to work outsite the gorgeous womens houses and I end up working outside some curtain twitching trollops house??
Norman
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
pmsl!!
:giggle:
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Quote by Missy
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house?
The cheek of it!!they should be reported for not getting their positive discrimination in line with the rest of the labour trade....
It should be and even mix of munters and hunks per job.
Down with minority groups!
I also need to speak to my carpet fitters about this - they have sent some very unsatisfactory models to my house so far- i'm considering asking for my money back, but maybe they save the best ones for the fitting job, not the measuring up job, after all, it's the fitters that get all sweaty....
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Quote by Missy
Do wasps have a purpose?
And while we're on the subject, does anything eat them?
Yes! Wasps keep kids from forming overwhelming crowds round ice cream vans
They also keep kids very well exercised during summer picnics
And yes again - my dad ate one when I was a kid, when it flew into his can of beer
They keep den well exercised during picnics! he hates them!
I nearly swallowed one- drank from a can, then out one flew...... :shock: :shock:
My friend also stripped off during a school hiking trip due a wasp on her top, of course, we all got our cameras out to snap her, arms flailing about, half nekid, with a look of terror on her face!
Next week in school us kind friends posted some doctored pics up (we were VERY generous) around the school with a little limmerick attached, she was NOT aumused!!
Well, we were..................
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Quote byThats me 40.
Your score = 40
Type A Score 40
How come i'm a B and scored 42? definately not type A!!!!
I think den was a C as he is laid back about a lot of things, but has a bit of a temper on him and can be easily annoyed/frustrated by simple things, whereas I do all I can to avoid confrontation and keep people happy!
m xx
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Quote by Liaisons
Well I scored 65, type A, which does not surprise me at all knowing how I know myself!
That maz scored 42, is not surprising either having chatted with her yesterday!
is that good or bad??!!I think that makes me a B and den a C? I didn't quite work out what either of them meant though!!
xx
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once upon a time i wrote a post that got locked....
you guys are so boring, i was just trying to put a little bit of fun back into the forum, which it seems to be seriously lacking in at the mo!
deary me, surely that post was no worse than some of the other drivel in here!
i was trying to find a post that someone (maybe polo or sassy? ) did before, a competition to post 3 new topics, something flirty something serious and something completely new, but i couldn't find it, so that was my attempt at getting some banter going in the mean time!
Anyone got any better ideas?!!!!!!!!
Doh!
you guys are so boring, i was just trying to put a little bit of fun back into the forum, which it seems to be seriously lacking in at the mo!
deary me, surely that post was no worse than some of the other drivel in here!
i was trying to find a post that someone (maybe polo or sassy? ) did before, a competition to post 3 new topics, something flirty something serious and something completely new, but i couldn't find it, so that was my attempt at getting some banter going in the mean time!
Anyone got any better ideas?!!!!!!!!
Doh!
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Ok, I'm bored, in my sick bed and in need of entertainment, which philip,fern ,loose women, neighbours and doctors aren't helping with!
soooo purely for my own entertainment my game to play is the three word story- just write 3 lines of the story and the next person carries on...
Don't care if it's been done to death- boredom strikes!
so....
Once upon a..............
soooo purely for my own entertainment my game to play is the three word story- just write 3 lines of the story and the next person carries on...
Don't care if it's been done to death- boredom strikes!
so....
Once upon a..............
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avery bizarre story- my sister cousin and I were in barcelona a couple of years ago, it was about 6am, we were extremely drunk/etc etc... and in a random square in the middle of the gothic quarter sitting having a natter with some scottish street buskers.
Anyway it was about home time, so we wandered off through one of the little alleyways...
Next thing we knew, 3 'ghosts' were walking towards us! :shock: :shock:
We all stopped dead still as a sailor dude, in judges wig, dark, scruffy full dress costume and 2 maids, again, faces blacked out, in full costume, came slowly towards us.
We were all speechless, until we turned the corner (practically sprinting!) to walk onto a quentin tarantino film set!
It was amazing! A whole street had been decked out, new facades put up, even filth and vegetables and animals on the street!
Somehow, because we had been sitting there for the whole night, we had missed the cordoning off of the area, so had stumbled right into it!
Even more bizarre, i struck up a conversation with some random guy in spanish, who actually turned out to be quentin!doh! in my drunken state i wouldn't have cared if i was talking to the queen!
No one, of course believed us, until the very next day, we dragged them to the same place the next day(took a bit of finding seeing as our direction sense wasn't quite up to scratch!) to watch the filming!
It was then we were told it was for perfume, which i have yet to see....
m xx
LP have you seen the film? I posted this in 'book to film' thread but no one replied. Has anyone seen it? It was bloody marvellous and I'm gagging to talk to someone about it...
pink x
p.s. Perhaps name change in the light of your new avatar to "furrylittleadorablehamster"?
Anyway it was about home time, so we wandered off through one of the little alleyways...
Next thing we knew, 3 'ghosts' were walking towards us! :shock: :shock:
We all stopped dead still as a sailor dude, in judges wig, dark, scruffy full dress costume and 2 maids, again, faces blacked out, in full costume, came slowly towards us.
We were all speechless, until we turned the corner (practically sprinting!) to walk onto a quentin tarantino film set!
It was amazing! A whole street had been decked out, new facades put up, even filth and vegetables and animals on the street!
Somehow, because we had been sitting there for the whole night, we had missed the cordoning off of the area, so had stumbled right into it!
Even more bizarre, i struck up a conversation with some random guy in spanish, who actually turned out to be quentin!doh! in my drunken state i wouldn't have cared if i was talking to the queen!
No one, of course believed us, until the very next day, we dragged them to the same place the next day(took a bit of finding seeing as our direction sense wasn't quite up to scratch!) to watch the filming!
It was then we were told it was for perfume, which i have yet to see....
m xx
Quote by blueandpink
who was it back there mentioned *perfume*? (Steve Clarke)... another brilliant book... your mention of it, and its rather dark feel brought it all flooding back...very very atmospheric.
I was leant the book a few years ago...>a book about a perfumierre?... me????...are you mad??!!<
I couldnt put it down!
LP
LP have you seen the film? I posted this in 'book to film' thread but no one replied. Has anyone seen it? It was bloody marvellous and I'm gagging to talk to someone about it...
pink x
p.s. Perhaps name change in the light of your new avatar to "furrylittleadorablehamster"?
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Yes... I'd like a black one with the little blue dog and a purse to match! :giggle:
waaaaaa! it was my little black radley purse with the blue dog that got pinched on hols!
boo!
On the plus, it means i get to shop for another!
Oh, and on another plus, I'm off work sick at the mo, and my mum cheered me up by phoning to tell me that a paper had quoted George Clooney as saying he was on the hunt for a young blonde 24 yr old... there's hope for me yet!
George, if you're reading this, check out my pics....
just ignore the ones of Den!
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Quote by jaymar
We joined here via someone we were swinging with from another site. We had no real expectations from the site other than to meet couples and have some sexy fun.
Our marriage is 100% stable. We decided about 3 years ago after much pillow talk about my bi-curiosity to venture a little further with our sex life. This ended up with us joining a club and going down to La Chambre. The visit to the club was purely for me to be with another woman and Jay at the same time. It was all we expected and more, it was amazing horny and sexy to the core. We both had fun. It was at this point we both realised we were going to be delving into the world of swinging far more than we anticipated.
We found another site on the internet and met a couple locally from there but we've both ended up members of this site. And that's our story basically. We're still meeting couples, we're still venturing to clubs but in addition I'm now posting the life out of you guys but mainly I've got to know some really nice people, most of which are fair and honest. :happy:
We were the same as you guys jaymar, we were members of a few other sites first.
We'd always talked about having a threesome, but it was never going to happen with us and any of my mates, or just by pulling a random in a club, so i suggested swinging to den (i'd done my research by that point! :twisted: )
He wasn't too up for it to start with, until he brought a site up and up appeared our profile that he'd made as a surprise! Very exciting!
Anyway, once we got into the swing of things so to speak, we were starting to think about swingers clubs, and this site had the best listing, so i ended up signing us up to it too.
We only ever came on this site for a quick shag- and that's what we've got :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: hehehe!
I suppose we've made soem friends along the way too....
maz xx
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How long does your hair have to be to epilate?
I used to have everything waxed, but couldn't bear to wait while the hair grew back long enough, so now I shave everything every day, well, practically every time I go in the shower!
That way I always have smooth legs, I really can't stand spikes ever!
I think the problem that some have with shaving is if you leave it a couple of days between shaving your fanjita, then that's when you get the bumps n red bits.
I think I'm probably one of the only ones that don't mind shaving, I always use baby oil and one of dens new gilette razors- he kills me as they're always blunt!
If you could epilate with stubble then I would probably give it a bash..........
I used to have everything waxed, but couldn't bear to wait while the hair grew back long enough, so now I shave everything every day, well, practically every time I go in the shower!
That way I always have smooth legs, I really can't stand spikes ever!
I think the problem that some have with shaving is if you leave it a couple of days between shaving your fanjita, then that's when you get the bumps n red bits.
I think I'm probably one of the only ones that don't mind shaving, I always use baby oil and one of dens new gilette razors- he kills me as they're always blunt!
If you could epilate with stubble then I would probably give it a bash..........
