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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Doesn't take too long to PM the person saying;
"I mod have deleted / moved / quarentined your thread. You have broken xxxxx rule. Please read the rules here.... URL link to the aup."
Gem. x
I remember advocating the same thing - maybe even using a mod button drop-down menu - many moons ago, to no avail.
That said there is at least one mod on here, who takes the trouble to explain 'why'. Makes so much sense. It means the 'offender' is less likely to do the same thing next time and if they do then you know they're trolling and can join the fast exit queue.
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I agree with this too, and sassy, both myself and den started threads that were locked when we were new, and then another thread to ask why it had been locked, if it just said somewhere on it the reasons for locking, there would be no problem.
I do think you need a lot of the rules, but I also think sometimes there is an overreaction to certain posts which do get locked ( and I'm not talking about mine!)
I think sometimes if they were allowed to run the course, they would feed out anyway...
Neither of us read the rules at all, and we still haven't, we've just picked up bits as we went along, how many people really read website rules?!
It would have been so interesting to see the strike though - it does sound like a bit of a nightmare!!!
Sex God
jump, and try as many random things as possible without thinking!
the list of weird hobbies includes:
contortionism
burlesque
highland dancing
scuba diving
golf?!
hockey
team gym
pole dancing
stilt walking
trapeze
spanish lessons
flute
piano
ballet
judo
basketball
athletics
boring you all now!
and that's only the half of it!
and yes, I have my own stilts..................
the list of weird hobbies includes:
contortionism
burlesque
highland dancing
scuba diving
golf?!
hockey
team gym
pole dancing
stilt walking
trapeze
spanish lessons
flute
piano
ballet
judo
basketball
athletics
boring you all now!
and that's only the half of it!
and yes, I have my own stilts..................
Sex God
It's a beautiful day, I'm more than a little sleepy, and I sooo can't be arsed with work!
Well, admittedly it's only a half day, and I do love my job really (even though I don't get paid!!) so I'm not going to skive, just wondered....
What's the best excuse you've come up with/ heard of to get a day off work?!
I'm hopeless at lying so hardly ever have the guts to come up with something, but when I waitressed part time and didn't care, I usually used to come up with some sort of gymnastics 'injury', which was usually half true, ie I might have got a bit of a sore back from the other nigths training, so I didn't feel so bad as using it as an excuse, but i always managed to turn it into something a bit more exciting/painfull that meant I wouldn't be able to carry a tray !!!
Do tell, or are you all too good to skive?!
maz xx
Well, admittedly it's only a half day, and I do love my job really (even though I don't get paid!!) so I'm not going to skive, just wondered....
What's the best excuse you've come up with/ heard of to get a day off work?!
I'm hopeless at lying so hardly ever have the guts to come up with something, but when I waitressed part time and didn't care, I usually used to come up with some sort of gymnastics 'injury', which was usually half true, ie I might have got a bit of a sore back from the other nigths training, so I didn't feel so bad as using it as an excuse, but i always managed to turn it into something a bit more exciting/painfull that meant I wouldn't be able to carry a tray !!!
Do tell, or are you all too good to skive?!
maz xx
Sex God
Quote by goose35
i won the quiz............i won the quiz.........
I nearly won!!! 6/10 baby, YEH!
I kept forgetting what i said with all those numbers.
I know exactly what I said, I wasn't guessing any of those answers, just didn't want to show you all how clever I really was by getting them rigth first go, thought I'd throw in a few random numbers to throw you all off scent, then go in for the kill - worked a treat! I know sooooooo much about sex clearly!!!
Sex God
I'm weird, I love going to the dentist! (and no, not in THAT kind of way!) I love how your teeth come out all shiny at the end of it!
And that's coming from someone who could feel everything when i had a tooth taken out cos I didn't get enough anaesthetic! Managed to gargle to him in time before he pulled the whole thing out, luckily!
Does noone else like it, or am I the only one?!
M xx
And that's coming from someone who could feel everything when i had a tooth taken out cos I didn't get enough anaesthetic! Managed to gargle to him in time before he pulled the whole thing out, luckily!
Does noone else like it, or am I the only one?!
M xx
Sex God
Ach, It's no harm posting in here, surely, if you feel strongly about it?!
We got banned by mistake as a case of mistaken identity a few months ago, which was very upsetting for us, and our friends were all worried as to why and what we might have done, and since then we had a huge drop in the number of replies to adds, it would have made us smile when we got back on to see a post like this giving us a wee bit support when we weren't the ones in the wrong!
m xx
We got banned by mistake as a case of mistaken identity a few months ago, which was very upsetting for us, and our friends were all worried as to why and what we might have done, and since then we had a huge drop in the number of replies to adds, it would have made us smile when we got back on to see a post like this giving us a wee bit support when we weren't the ones in the wrong!
m xx
Sex God
Quote by goose35
One pair of slingbacks
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fantastic!!
those are just regular stilettos with a strap!
I always thought of sligbacks as being the ones like in abilenes link, yet with a lower heel which i never found as sexy as the stiletto kind!
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Well done Abilene
Told you there were some nice folks in the forum didn't i ?
You sure did Goose, thank you.
In case anyone is interested to know ... Goose is sexy as hell when he wears his glasses !!!!
Are you settled in now
: Was going to apply for the photo shoot but seems its taken :cry: I'd love to see nice shoes :twisted:
Don'y know if anyones told you i like slingbacks n boots :twisted:
I STILL don't know what these slingbacks are that you keep going on about, Goose, and I'm a girl!
Maz xx
(Den doesn't know either , but that doesn't surprise me!)
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Today I'm mostly in the dog house with someone very dear to me
oh dear - what have you done?!
Did you give her food poisoning?!
Bloody typical I post and you all naturally asume I mean PK It is of course, but all my own doing of being a stressed out numpty, sorry hun.
:giggle: :giggle: :lol2: Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Actually after giving this a whole 20 minutes thought, I have concluded that it’s not so strange after all.
Consider the old adage. A man is either hungry or horny, so if you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Obviously the men were both horny and hungry in the first test, so the hind brain simply chose the women that if not sexually receptive, would make the most satisfying meal. Biggest/easiest to catch
Stormwalker
Good thinking batman!
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Ok .... making an ammendment to the job specs ...
There is now a new sub position (?). Anyone wanting to supervise the aforementioned photographic genius at work please put your apps in now.
I'm good at supervising! I will pay close attention to detail!
ps, don't listen to Sheddy, those are the old rules, the new rules have been amended to include 'mazandden' instead...........................
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Den says he'll do it, with me as his not so glamorous assistant, so long as he is paid in favours, ie caramel shortcake, empire biscuits, tea and snowballs!
Hmmmm .... don't seem to have any plates to put the goodies on .. would he consider eating them off my .... oh never mind. Why can't he be the assistant and you do it??
SOLD!!!!!!
How far away are you? i'll just give posh kate a ring and she can pick me up in her private jet.... be there in a jiffy.....
And plates? Who needs plates?!
Sex God
i saw that! and was going to add it in to the 'does body size matter' thread.
Yeh, the jist of the study was looking at womens attractiveness to men according to size, depending on when the men had last eaten, and they found that the hungrier a man was, the larger the woman that they found attratctive, but once they had eaten, they fancied skinnier birds! hehehe!
So i'm with you polo! no dinner first!
Yeh, the jist of the study was looking at womens attractiveness to men according to size, depending on when the men had last eaten, and they found that the hungrier a man was, the larger the woman that they found attratctive, but once they had eaten, they fancied skinnier birds! hehehe!
So i'm with you polo! no dinner first!
