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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Well, I think i'm the first to say this, but I think it does to a certain extent for both of us, we do find we're only really attracted to certain body types, which is slim for gals and muscly for guys!
Neither of us find plus size that attractive, and have never been out with someone with a large build, although having said that, we both agree that we preferred bigger sophie dahl to smaller sophie dahl!
The reason is probably cos we're both quite body conscious, and spend a lot of time in the gym.....(blah blah blah lol )
Don't shoot me down, as plenty of people have said that they don't find a slim figure attratctive at all, which i would consider myself to have! (well, some of the time lol)
I do also think though that now, if either of our body shapes were to change, it really wouldn't bother the other at all, we'd still fancy each other......
( however, den would prob say my boobs disappear when i loose weight which he doesn't like!)
Ok, maybe I'm the stupid one, cos I got such a shock, cos I sat there watching, with no incling that would happen.
I may be blonde, lol but I would take a guess that I was slightly more intelligent than them, having got a university degree, ( which involved doing labs with centrifuges btw....) and them just being school kids, yet I still didn't think something like that was going to happen.
I did think it was going to end in some sort of disaster, obviously, otherwise why would it have been posted, but it never crossed my mind that it would be something so horrendous as that!
For all the people who could obviously see what was going to happen, they're probably the ones that find it hilarious, but for me, where my job involves me picking up the pieces of things like this, it wasn't funny one bit, stupid kids or not!
ok last post on this honest!!!!!!!! i can feel the daggers in my back already wink lol biggrin
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(Btw, the Laird is very good at it so any women, or you Bloke lol , who want to try him out then feel free!!)
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Me me me me me me me!!!!!! :bounce: :inlove:
(pretty please) biggrin
Like YOU even have to ask :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
me next me next!!!!!!
er, that's maz, not den! although i'm sure he'd prob be queuing up as well!!! lol
back to the topic- most people can relax when they're getting a massage of a professional, so i think it all depends on circumstances and what you decide the reason for the massage is! :twisted:
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What you need is one cruise ship and oooh say £3000 odd per head and then you should all be sorted :giggle:

Sign us up!! that's such a good deal................
lol
i have spent the entire day in bed so far (unfortunately alone!) after a very good and desperately needed night out last night!!!! biggrin
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"whole lotta love" I think lol by...Led zepplin

we did one of our burlesque dances to the tina turner version of this..........................
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But happy slapping is something completely different..... as happy slapping is idiots hurting complete strangers......this is idiots hurting themselves.....so if this becomes the new trend......i for one say them get on with it......

sorry but i just likened happy slapping with the people on the film...........i thought i made that clear..........
and i really hope that you don't mean what you said above about letting them get on with it.........
I totally agree with you here Pk, I didn't find it funny at all, it scared the shit out of me, what happened wasn't funny, and the fact that they were so stupid wasn't funny either.
I don't think it's fair to say that 'they should know better', some people really just don't realise the consequences to this kind of behaviour, and that's not necessarily their fault.
It may appear like stupidity, but some kids really just won't have the skills to be able to see what could go wrong, and their life experiences have only ever taught them to follow the crowd without thinking etc etc...
I realise i'm rambling cos i'm slightly pished, but when you compare something like this to 'jackass', it's no laughing matter.....
m xx
:doh:
What?!
As you said hun, we're all entitled to our opinions, so also just putting mine across and showing Kate that I agreed with her as not many others seemed to, just did it a bit later than everyone else!
I can see where you're coming from as well, just reckon that these kids don't have the intelligence or insight to understand the danger and stupidity in that, and yes they are stupid, completey agree on that, but they are just kids, so don;t think they are entirely to blame.............
anyway , come here and gizza big snog so we're all happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
passionkiss
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But happy slapping is something completely different..... as happy slapping is idiots hurting complete strangers......this is idiots hurting themselves.....so if this becomes the new trend......i for one say them get on with it......

sorry but i just likened happy slapping with the people on the film...........i thought i made that clear..........
and i really hope that you don't mean what you said above about letting them get on with it.........
I totally agree with you here Pk, I didn't find it funny at all, it scared the shit out of me, what happened wasn't funny, and the fact that they were so stupid wasn't funny either.
I don't think it's fair to say that 'they should know better', some people really just don't realise the consequences to this kind of behaviour, and that's not necessarily their fault.
It may appear like stupidity, but some kids really just won't have the skills to be able to see what could go wrong, and their life experiences have only ever taught them to follow the crowd without thinking etc etc...
I realise i'm rambling cos i'm slightly pished, but when you compare something like this to 'jackass', it's no laughing matter.....
m xx
We've thought about getting the ferry over there to fun for two or two for fun or whatever, we've been to amsterdam a few times and loved it, but would quite like to try that club out!
We've got the overnight ferry from newcastle which always has some cheesy cabaret number on, and a casino and a 'disco' lol great fun if you've got your sea legs and don't mind a bit of 'butlins on the boat' wink
:shock: :shock: :shock:
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
That scared the shit out of me!!!!!!
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TWISTER PARTY!!! You can't beat them! I like to lick the ice cream bit off all the way round in a spiral, and then move onto the green bit, round in a spiral until i'm left with the red bit...
I'm on my way round with 12 boxes Kate!!!!!

sounds like a plan maz..............to keep up with the theme i'll get the twister game out too........ lol lol lol
all we need now is some vodka jelly and we're sorted........... lol
vodka jellies are setting in the firdge as we speak babes.........
m xx
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doing the left one clockwise and the right one anti-clockwise works for me..

Must try that!
I have plenty of burlesque tassles to go round if anyone needs a lesson in twirling.....
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twister ice lollies - moi et den are obssessed! they're yummy!! and still on offer- 2 boxes of 8 for £3!!! woohoo!

ohhhhhh................twister ice lollies.......now your talking........
we were out for the day last week and stopped at a garage for icecreams........i sent sheddy in to get me a calipo.........he came back with two twisters..........after going in a sulk because i wanted a calipo and they'd run out i decided to try the twister............and it was even better than a calipo.........i'm hooked............
come round here maz and we can had a twister party............ lol lol lol
TWISTER PARTY!!! You can't beat them! I like to lick the ice cream bit off all the way round in a spiral, and then move onto the green bit, round in a spiral until i'm left with the red bit...
I'm on my way round with 12 boxes Kate!!!!!
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we would love to attend if invited guys, we are social misfits though so will just sit in a coner and drool over ourselves lol lol

you 2 timing us again!?
cheaters!!!! grrr!
lol
twister ice lollies - moi et den are obssessed! they're yummy!! and still on offer- 2 boxes of 8 for £3!!! woohoo!
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Semaphore whilst twirling nipple tassles anti clockwise.... works for me. lol

Bollocks! I can only twirl mine clockwise!
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I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay biggrin biggrin biggrin
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific threadbiggrin

Yeh, I'll have a job too please!!!
Well done you!! and welcome to the forum!
maz xx
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just looking at your sig, is that carp as in the fish????? lol
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My food of the moment is Halloumi cheese confused Can't get enough of the stuff, had it every day now for the past week for me dinner, heated and on top of a salad, a salad with sliced olives in too, can't seem to get enough of them either confused
I seem to think it's a healthy dinner cos it's called a 'salad', choosing to forget the calorie content of cheese and olives and only counting the lettuce n stuff :lol2:
Oh and a hangover, I crave crisps, but I think that might be the salt content, dehydration and all that. Also with choc milkshake biggrin

OLIVES!!! GRRR!!! I WANT THEM!
But, mmmmmmm, halloumi cheese- it's gorgeous fried in a teeny bit oil, or grilled, then put on a little bit of cooked puff pastry, put that on some rocket leaves, covered in olive oil and balsamic, then with some roasted cherry tomatoes to top...yum yum!!!!
erm, hope that title isn't copyrighted, cos I blatantly pinched the idea from a radio show!
Decided to post this after reading the one on swinging heaven succes, and figured since we had the steam room for venting anger, we needed an opposite and a forum to post our success or just general happiness!
I'm going to boast that i've just been on a gorgeous holiday with d (nowhere far flung) so i am feeling chilled and tanned!
oh , also, I have can now return to gymnastics training as my knee is slightly better! yay!!!!!
next boast......................
well, now you mention it, my boobs are kind of tender....
i've got a touch of low back pain...
and someone said i was 'glowing' today.... :shock:
hmmm, maybe i should pick up a test when i get my olives down at the supermarket! lol
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I actually look upon the friends I've made here more of a success than the more intimate meets. To be able to talk to someone so openly about sex and sexuality is so important to me. In a couple of weeks I'm hoping to meet up with a very nice guy who's become a friend on here. I'm sure we'll have a great time and if something comes of that, that'll be icing on the cake biggrin

awwwwwwwwwww, it makes you go all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?!
We should have one of these threads, like the radio station that does 'sunday boast'.... and you get to phone up and boast about yourself, or why you feel good, no one ever does that!!!
I'll open it on sunday..... lol
Ok i'm talking about the food type, and no, I'm not pregnant, (at least I don't think I am......)
but at the moment I have the biggest craving for some olives!!!!
I don't know why, I used to hate them up until this year, but I tried a few recently, thought they were ming but keep getting cravings for them.
The shops are too far, who will bring me some?!
Does anyone else get strange ones?Or do you eat any weird combinations?
I often get a craving for sour creme and onion pringles with mars bar at the same time, same mouthfulll, which is strange cos i'm not that keen on chocolate or crisps..................................................................................................
Ice cream is a different story and our freezer is always well stocked up........
ok, it's hot, finished work early, boredom..... and serious need for olives.....
We've been very lucky chucks indeed!
We've met some v lovely people from here, gorgeous gals and couples, in fact i think it's surprised us how many people we have chatted to and ended up meeting.
We even had a chat with a couple about what would happen when we got married, would we have a table at the do for swinging heaveners, and if so how would they say they knew us?!?!?! lol
We've had a mixture, and i'm afraid sassy that we've also been part of the 'quick shag brigade' as well as meeting people we would consider friends to go out to the pub with on a 'normal' night! We've had a couple of strange ones though, but all in all it's been good, whether a one off, or longer term and we've got a few more friends we can't wait to meet...
What we've also been surprised at is that it's rubbed off into our normal lives and we seem to be able to work out who might be more inclined to be interested in swinging, that we haven't met off any site!So we've had a few 'experiences' with people not from any site, but i think thats down to SH making us more at ease in the first place....
Waffle over!
mazxx
ok, you're in the wrong place though! tee hee! hold on tight........................
Edit, just read your actual post, are they members? do they mind you putting their names up?!?!?!!?!?
Is that for real?How on earth does that work?!
If so it's v v scary, I can't believe that there are so many nutters out there!
Hope you don't leave hun, as your posts always make us laugh and we'd miss you!!
Keep us all updated!!!
Maz xx