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25 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I've just realised I have never had an all over massage :eeek:

blimey Dawn, right, we need to rectify this asap! biggrin

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I absolutely adore massage, although these days I'm a selfish bitch and much prefer to be on the recieving end lol

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I'm just wondering about this, as most of you will be aware I like soft play rather than full swap but i've never been asked/ offered about massage in a play situation dunno

dunno

ok this is going to come out all wrong but here goes:
i suppose it's cos when you meet with someone/people to play, you don't tend know them as well as a longer term partner...so for that reason i would say most people would want to give as much as recieve, make things 'equal' if you like, and if you sat down to give a massage, the person on the recieiving end might start feeling like they should be giving you something, or vice versa.
I guess what i'm trying to say is that if we were playing, we would want to make sure that whoever we were with were getting as much attention as they were giving us, so not all the attention was lavished upon one person, which is what happens when you give someone a massage.
It's fine for me n den to do this, cos we know if one of us gets a massage one night, then the other will another (although come to think of it, i'm STILL waiting...)
Come to think of it, if we had someone round and they said 'lie there while i massage you' i certainly wouldn't be complaining!
Right this is officially non-sensical, if anyone out there can rephrase this better for me please do, i know what i'm getting at, so maybe someone out there has my kind of mentality!
* maz is off to sort out her back rub.....

25 Jul 2006

a game of billiards?

25 Jul 2006

just thought i'd clarify, i'm not laughing at the fact she may have narcolepsy lol, i have post viral/chronic fatigue and for a while i had narcolepsy symptoms, falling asleep everywhere!!!!!I've only fallen asleep on den once, and to my horror when i woke up i realised he had the webcam pointed at me while he was in chat, with all the chatters telling him to waken me up - don't worry, i suitably punished him!!!
maz xx

25 Jul 2006

I got too hot and practically passed out on our first meet with another couple- does that count? ( i was ever so slightly past tipsy so it might not have just been the heat......)
Oh dear!!!!!!
perhaps the gal has narcolepsy dee cee?????
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25 Jul 2006

Quote by banlwales
Well it's not a simple question to answer.
If we've found a five minute window...five minutes.
If there's a couple of hours available...a couple of hours.
crafty wank. 'bout a minute.
horses for courses innit..??
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Tis indeed!!!
Although it's usually me that doesn't last long (maz)....i get far too carried away far too quickly!!!!
Not that we would ever keep time, but once we had what we thought was a steamy phone 'session', when I hung up, I realised it lasted 4 mins 5 secs for , er , both of us...
( mind you, thats probably longer than i normally get out of him on the phone wink

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Ok, to get away from the embarrassment of that, the first time we met a couple it actually lasted hours... it turned out to be around 5am when we finally realised how knackered we were- we were all shocked at the time, as it felt like no time at all...
and no, we weren't THAT drunk, well, maybe just a little.... lol

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maz xx

25 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
Maz & Den- I've been campaigning for a trip to the emerald isle for some time-
BTW.......I am not here, I am doing constructive preparation stuff.....honest

don't do it!!
We made the mistake of staying on the old SH the night before we left for our ferry, only to end up having to throw everything in our cases (half of it still soaking wet from the wash) at 4am before flying across scotland to get our ferry.
We made it to the car check in just as they made the final boarding call, and the boat left 5 mins after we got on it.......
talk about cutting it fine............
Now GET GOING! lol

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25 Jul 2006

lucky you!!! we've just got back from our only ho-di-lay for a while so if only this post had been around last week....
We didn't go anywhere as exciting as France, just Ireland, but the weather was pretty tropical so we had some sandcastle building at the beach with swimming and.... in the sea wink

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Unfortunately the waves bobbing us around did not work as an excuse to the onlooking relatives that decided to appear at our beach looking for us......
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my advice is make sure you find a beach with noone else there for skinny dipping activities! enjoy!
m xx

25 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
you're tarting for a shag and a free rub down aren't you dark?

I might be :rascal:
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nah, i'm nosey, clearing up after the builders today and found my box of oils that i havent seen in ages, and it made me wonder.... about massage generally and particularly whether folk use it when playing on a sensual/ intimate level as part of the fun, or is it something you reserve for a close partner because it can be so intimate ? dunno

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This is what I think hun, because of our jobs, den and I can both massage, although we don't really tend to do it often in work.
I love giving him a massage, and love even more being on the receiving end, but don't think we would ever involve a proper massage if we were 'playing'- we usually get far too carried away!
We usually save a massage as a special treat to relax and chill, but saying that, we usually get carried away anyway!
Now I think about it, I'm well overdue one from D!!

25 Jul 2006

Back from holidays and can't believe this post!
Made me laugh so much!
Mainly because I've seen the article you're on about before, my maw found it once upon a time, and it has been a longstanding joke that every friday night she gets a ribbon in her hair to await my dads return home!
Classic!!!
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19 Jul 2006

Quote by tina1
WTF!!!

ditto!!!!

18 Jul 2006

so you 3 all meeting up then on saturday??? wink

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18 Jul 2006

i will reply!
since no one else likes you!! lol

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Good to see you two making a big effort with your travelling THIS weekend!
Your so off our list of fav people!!
C'mon the mutants!!!!

17 Jul 2006

nope, obviously not!!

17 Jul 2006

that will be due to the fact that there isnt many single bi fems on here, and the ones that are dont need to be looking for adverts or checking the lets meet up forum!!!
prob best to get to know them through chatting in the forum or chatroom first imo!
We met a very hot single girl last week( you know who you are,lol, if u ever look at this bit???????) by getting to know them first, and getting on well.
good luck, M and D xxx

17 Jul 2006

erm, i have tattoos on both arms and really like them, however cant answer your poll as dont want a tattooed lover!!! maybe if maz was here she would do it? And hope she wants a tattooed lover, otherwise im fecked!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 Jul 2006

i knew a girl at school whose middle name was majella, her confirmation name was maximillion
Claire majella maxillion marshall!
how wrong and she chose the confirmation name!!!!

17 Jul 2006

maz has gone and left me here on my own for 3 days, i cant cook!
today i have had 4 slices of toast with strawberry jam, a nectarine and 2 exotic fruit soleros!!!
hurry back maz!!!!!

17 Jul 2006

well said guys, i was maybe too easy on him earlier on, didnt know if it was alright to be cheeky to the self centred, brothers g/f shagging imbecile.
hope your wife does a bunk with your brother, she would be better off.

17 Jul 2006

well i think cheating on her isnt that big a deal when you consider how often it happens nowadays
However did you say it was with your brothers girlfriend?? now that is pretty scummy behaviour in my books!

16 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
:happy: Good luck Maz!!!! :rose:

Thank you!!! It was AMAZING! It was soo much fun!Had the best night!
Den said the crowd were going wild, which I don't know whether that was to do with the drink or us performing, but it all sounds good on the film of the show!
I was worried Den wasn't going to enjoy a 'swing' night (being swing music btw lol

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But he loved it, especially the part where we ended up in a naked 9 person outdoor hot tub in a v prominent tourist spot in the capital!!!!!! Lets just say that part of the night was even better than the tassle twirling!!!.............................
m xx

16 Jul 2006

well, after reading some of dens posts that he did when i wasn't looking, I'm beginning to wonder!....
(only kidding babes, love ya really!) wink

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See our certification below..............................

15 Jul 2006

whats a vanilla partner??????

15 Jul 2006

here here!!!
now come here n drink my gin n beers with me! I'm still going from last night!
woo!
xx

15 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I didn't say they were incapable, but even if they are new to forums, they must be able to read a list of thread topics if they can make a post about missing chatrooms?

No no, i never said ya did hun! twas someone else that had written that, I was agreeing with you! biggrin

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15 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I got into chat OK last night.
Was wondering if there's anything that could be done to the chatroom sticky to make it even more obvious than a sticky? Like make the writing red or something? And this is a serious question, not being sarcastic or anything. I think it might need to stand out more.

Nice idea FB, but I honestly don't think it would make a difference. It still requires them to look and read before starting a post and the people starting them are obviously incapable of doing that.

I think you may have insulted some real muppets there HLB biggrin

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Point taken about folks not reading first. confused

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my post, bottom of page biggrin

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/69765/920.html
was thinking same as you FB, alhough i think it's a wee bit unfair to say folks are 'incapable', they're just new to the forum and can't be expected to know how it works.... you were a beginner once too! and i'm still a learner.....
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15 Jul 2006

Quote by SexySara
Well, I go in both (oo-er!).
Must say, I get a much frostier response in one of them compared to the other........

well come here i'll keep you warm :happy:
Anytime!!!!!! :inlove:
Other side????? What other side? If that means I'm from the chatrooms - I actually posted in HERE before I went to chatrooms. And tut tut, you're making assumptions I'm referring to a frosty reception from the forums....... biggrin

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hehehe, well, i swing both ways honey! :twisted:

15 Jul 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Thanks all.. he will be chuffed to see the happy birthdays tomorrow when he logs in hehe
Very best wishes to you Tony,have a great day.
I reckon you may have a great night too lol!

We have already pounced on him once tonight... the best comes tomorrow though hehehe
Shaz x
Happy b'day honey
loadsa hugs n kisses maz n den (well, den ain't doing the kissing, he's with sheddy on that one!!)
ps, shaz, do you kiss n tell???!?!?! i think that could make a v interesting thread :twisted: lol

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15 Jul 2006

Quote by SexySara
Well, I go in both (oo-er!).
Must say, I get a much frostier response in one of them compared to the other........

Thats cos your from 'the other side'..................
booooooooooo........................................................

15 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
hey xxx
Thinking about this afterwards, drinks aside and all, I'm starting to think that a lot of this is my own fault and because of this, it makes me a really unsuitable swinger if I feel i cant tell someone to leave when i'm feeling really uncomfortable with them doesnt it.
Curvy xxx

I've read this again please do not think that. Whether u swing or not this is not your fault and drinking has nothing to do with it. He did wrong and he needs sorting.
well said goose!!I'm not gonna talk about socials etc cos i think everyone else has covered it so well, all i can say is pleeeeease don't feel guilty/like its your own fault etc.
you were put in a situation you weren't expecting at all, and you never know how you are going to react in such a situation. It's easy in hindsight to say 'I should have told him to leave' but i think you did all the right things that you could have done, you made it clear to him and he was the one pushing things and taking advantage.
You went out with someone you trusted, and he clearly used that against you- how could you do anything to stop that?
I have had a very similair experience, when drunk, with someone trying to get into my flat, the most sensible thing would have been to go and phone the police which EVERYONE said 'why didn't you?', instead, i hid in my wardrobe petrified!!
I can laugh about it now, but It really seemed like the right thing to do at the time, but I would never have thought I would do something so stupid, but again, it was such an unexpected thing to happen to me that night....
Anyway I'm rambling...
but big kisses and I kiss

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hope this arsehole hasn't spoiled things for you and you can keep going enjoying what you're comfortable with!
maz xxxxxxxx

15 Jul 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
here's a radical suggestion... steady now....
while waiting for the chatroom server to get its fingers out its ass, you could....possibly...spend those 5 minutes over here on the forum, contributing to threads and maybe even starting your own, about anything but the sodding chatroom being down again! .....see how the other half live and all that .....step out into the unchartered territory and set off on an adventure...a voyage of discovery.....
ok ok so I'm getting carried away, but, making the best of what you've got and joining in some of the bantery/ positive threads cant be a bad thing, surely? unless someone re-titles this 'the 'lets go over to the forum and moan about the chatroom thread' :idea:

I reposted this from last night because it was sure a great post lost in the middle of another thread.......
they say that the site it split into different sections... now is the time we can show a lot of people to be proved wrong!!!
see how the other half live... take it in...excahnge views....meet and chat to new people outside your normal circle.....
i am willing to extend a hand of friendship to those new people from the chatrooms seeing this..... how about those people from the chatrooms who are not normally here come across, say hi, and tell us more about yourselves......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
well, I tried a forum vs chat room to let the chat room folks see what this was all about, but erm, it got locked :giggle: maybe I should start a 'why has my thread been locked thread?!
Anyway, is not a bit like the sharks and the jets? forum vs chat - lets all get together in the play room (neutral ground) and start a dance routine we all suddenly know, and then have a fight, me n den could be like the hero n heroine caught up in the middle of the battle, seeing as how we are each on other sides of the fence, i'm a forum he's a chatter.......
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no chatters here!!!