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14 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate

Ooo, I disagree.. you see I see bisexual as exactly that.... you are comfortable and turned on by sex with either sex

exactly...........i do find both sexes attractive............but i stuggle to cal myself bisexual as i would never have a relationship (in the vanila sense) with another woman...........
although i find women attractive and have had fantastic times with some.......its only in a 3sum situation and i wouldnt be interested in being with a woman in a one on one senario...... lol

lol

Kate hun, you have summed it up for me, den said change our prof from curious to just bi as we know i'm not curious, but i still wouldn't class myself as 'fully bi' for the same reason as you.
I would never consider having a relationship with a girl in the same way i would with den, and when I'm with a girl, although I'm loving it, I just don't feel the same attratction as I do with him ( I still have a bloody good time however!)
He recently suggested that I meet up with a gal on my lonesome, but it really didn't appeal
to me, as the whole attraction of swinging is that we're together.
I've had nights in the past on my lonesome with my girlfriends (in the days before den lol) but it was more a drunken thing and totally different to when i met a guy....
anyway i'm, v v v v drunk and being told to get off here as we have our friends from the site round just now... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
maz xx

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Jon
OK, what about.....
What right has Israel to invade Lebanon, bomb the shit out of it's infrastructure etc. and yet again get away with it??
Or is that a bit too heavy

no, its adisgrace!! how can israel get away with murdering directly hundreds of innocent civilians, and by their economic war indirectly kill prob thousands of innocent people while the world sits back and watches???
are we not condemning israel because it doesnt make financial sense to????
so annoyed by this its not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 Jul 2006

i like gin, do you?

14 Jul 2006

you have a pm
sexy

14 Jul 2006

mines a gnt n den is with sarah on the cider, althoug we do have a bottle of sauv blanc chilling nicely for laters if anyone wants to come round here! :twisted: ............

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Feklar
nah if he was serious he would offer to have a shave as well...

Shaving as I type..... cool

cool

do you like fish?????....
seeing as you are going to be passing ours on the way maz.... you might as well stop and give us the night of ours lives as well....
wow!!All these whispers! i better get my titties out quick! think how many more I'd get!
ok, i'll stop of, so long as you pay my taxi.....
remember i charge by the hour so you might want to rethink 'night of our lives' to 30 mins....
i will have to send den down first to check you out, he will give you a trial and decide if i will like you, then you need to send us some pics so we can keep them on file......

14 Jul 2006

Quote by seasider
nah if he was serious he would offer to have a shave as well...

Shaving as I type..... cool

cool

do you like fish?????....

14 Jul 2006

9.............................

14 Jul 2006

Quote by ellie15
Finding myself sitting outside a pub in the grass market eating chips ready to go home i look up from my chips to see a policve woman getting thrown over the road, i asked my mate if she had seen it and by the time she answered i was half way along the road lol mate said i was like a whippet......................
i went over to the idiot who had hit the police woman and asked her what the f.... she was playing at and from there it is a blur for me drink or adrenalin took over ..........................
By the time my mate came over i had the girl on the floor booting her as seemingly she had hit me first.............
the police woman who i was helping thenm decided to huckle us both.....
I was raginggggggggggggggggg i explained i had nothing to do with it and only went over to help herrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I then spoke to a male cop and explained what had happened and he toold me to go and it was cool............
I am not so sure now if i would get involved with another brawl even if some one was getting the s... kicked out of them because of my experience.......
what wouold u all do???????? :twisted:

I would have been cheering you on!
throw in the policeman in her uniform and i think people would be paying to watch!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by ellie15
now get your baps out!

lol baps only come out in real lfe u should know that xxxxxxxxx
yes i do! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now can we please get back to the thread?
I can't seem to get into the chat room.
I am annoyed.
I want to make everyone else annoyed by telling them how annoyed I am.
Are we the only ones that can't access it?
When will this be sorted?
I DEMAND TO KNOW NOW!
sticky for chatroom questions? what sticky...................
lol

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14 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
There's only two things smell of fish.
And one of them is fish

is the other one performing seals? dunno

dunno

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Feklar
... venture into the forum world to find out that there were 4 single bi fems on cam in the same room at the same time....

ooooo the spectacle :bounce: :bounce: next thing you know we'll be doing the performing seal thing and selling ringside tickets
There are performing seals on SH ????? :shock:
well that would explain what the fishy smellaround here is...
anyone got any beach balls???
trust you to lower the tone of my post eh?! rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

14 Jul 2006

Quote by ellie15
Well maz what can i say i never used to come into the forum but after chatting to you i decided to look at the other side of life..........
This side is great for getting things off of your chest but i still i think prefer the chat room, albeit cant stand the whispers if they do NOT ask first........
Thought i would say a heelo on here because as per usual I CANNOT get into the frigging chat room arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Take care and hope to speak soon...
ellie15

:kiss to ellie!
now get your baps out!

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Feklar
you know you want to get your tits out for us Maz.....
Tina... name the place and time....
lpooltwo look out for a thread called forum chat in the evening.... will tell you where the chat room is and what the password is. Its not a big secret... well it is the chatroom people don't know what the password is and they have to venture into the forum world to find out that there were 4 single bi fems on cam in the same room at the same time....

I know, i'm GAGGING for it - i can't wait for chat to open so I can play with my titties whilst watching all the wank cams......

14 Jul 2006

hot n horny clean cut n shaven here, for anyone, right NOW!....

14 Jul 2006

you having chat room withdrawl symptoms sweetie?! biggrin

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14 Jul 2006

Quote by cukman
dont want to patronise ... but from your well written essay Ms WBB I would suggest that you join a creative writing class, write kids story books, or similar ... your wasting your time and mind behind the bar (not putting a downer on barstaff ... it was mrs cuks chosen profession before she retired aged 23 and became a pampered housewife) ... or I am I watching too much TV and do such classes not really exist?

lol he is quite right, that was a great story! but don't think you'd meet so many people writing away at your desk lol!
Good luck at the next shift and let us know when that munch is, mines a GnT please!
maz xx

14 Jul 2006

Is so great????!!!!
teehee, got ya going there......
ok, so maybe I should have posted this in the chat room bit, but (and I've done a search on this and nothing came up )I couldn't find any threads on this topic!
Anyway, chatroom versus forum, what do ya reckon? I thought I could get away with it here by saying that part, so it does count as a forum thread! lol

lol

:twisted: naughty!
So, Why do you use either? what do you use most?
I reckon most in here will obviously say forum, but do you ever venture out into the big bad world of the chat room?
Personally, I like the passworded forum chat room as it is a faster version of here, but you know you're not going to get hassled by the usual barrage of whispers!
I think there should be a regular time/room (mainly cos i like to perv on all you goreouses on cam - so much better than my imagination when I'm reading your posts!)
Den, on the other hand, likes the chat and we seem to have our own completely different group of buddies on the site! (needless to say he got a smacked bottom when he tried to join in on the forum banter, i'm sure you all remember....!! lol

lol

)
We have now started to cross paths, he is reading the forums constantly and becoming the addict, and i'm starting to chill out in some of the chat rooms, and even trying to introduce some of the peeps to the forum who didn't know it existed! (prob why there have been an unusal amount of 'whys chat not working threads' recently! lol

lol

i still can't keep up with chat sometimes, but want to hear some stories.......
maz xx

14 Jul 2006

See below!!

14 Jul 2006

there is a wee section at the top of the list, stickied, for putting in chatroom questions - this seems to be topic of the day! Try posting in there, or looking at what everyone else has put !!!!
m xx :P

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Mazz O' Kissed?

This could be the one!! although not quite as fancy as the others, it does have my nickname in it, which i like, although I'm still trawling through the name generator! I think I might get the rest of the girls to choose from a final list!!!
Getting sooooooooooooo excited now!!!!!!
maz xxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Jul 2006

Quote by ellie15
I agree whole heartedly with the lady regarding cock shots they are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring, i myself like to see fully dressed pics and torso's i have a total fetish regarding hot sexy torso's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Beacuaes you can see what the person is wearing u can then judge slightly is they are trendy or brad clean or dirty!!!!!!!!!!!
I for one would happily see torso's than cock any day.......
what do all u other ladies think

ellie gorgeous, get your camera out then!!!
:;) xx :twisted:

13 Jul 2006

yeah, not so bothered about that, just couldnt work out why the first one had been locked so asked.
Therefore fair enough i know now it was wrong to ask, but, still dont know why the original one locked?? So not " a look at me post".
Just taking the piss out of the lovely maz,lol!!!

13 Jul 2006

erm den here, what do you mean we have all done it once???lol
I never done anything!!!! anyway thats my last post on the subject, or any subject as not into getting treated and spoke to like a 5 year old,
Den x

13 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade

WV and I are keen burlesquers and have recently seen the Ministry of Burlesque show and that was fabulous. Think they have their own web-site. Google would certainly uncover it.
We would like to say "good luck" with the show on Saturday and would like to offer the following names for you to ponder over...
Vanessa Bowes-Deepe :twisted:
Letitia De Mon :twisted:
Celine Hersoul :twisted:
My favourite (might even get WV to use this if you don't)
Lucy Furr (Lucifer...Gedditt!!!) :twisted:
Good Luck - Have Fun ! ! ! ! ! ! !
De_sade & WillingVictim

Folks! you're too good!!
These suggestions are all fab, and i'm really struggling! That name generator is brilliant!
Thanks for the advice on the ministry, and yes, I'm a member of the site already, but can't put up my full profile until I get my stage name and get my piccies taken when I'm in costume!!!
So excited, so off for some tassle twirling practice!
maz xx

13 Jul 2006

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/83097.html
Now who's blonde?! :doh:
I don't know, I leave Den alone for 2 mins and look what he goes n does!! heheheh! bad boy!
As for the previous post it refers to, it wasn't a 'look at me post', as we're only on here to perv at everyone else!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
PS Den is in the huff now!
Maz xx

13 Jul 2006

Why? i,m nt complaining about it, just wondering!!!!
Hope i dont get in trouble now, its the only time i get a chance to type as maz has fell asleep!!!!!!!!!!!

13 Jul 2006

have i been bad? or something someone else said? not pointing any elbows splendid!!!!!

13 Jul 2006

solo
sex show
drunk
fell asleep
Erm ,ok, you got drunk, had a wank in the street and fell asleep????
Normal sat night out up here in edinburgh1 would rather that than the seafood skitters!!!!!!!!

13 Jul 2006

god knows??????????????????????