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melons
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside

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Quote by debbiewebs

Well i think i could say that this is to small! biggrin ...but medium size cock and tongue for me!

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I also agree with calista and clare - average willy and fantastic tongue
Thats the worst thing about being single - not having someone to shag on tap....
Clare babes - you dont know frustration girlie xxxx
I love the cars in James Bond
The Vanquish in the last film was fab.
I know that the model in the film doesnt exist - with its cloaking device but love them all the same
At the mo Im listening to Hue & Cry - Remote, then Ive got the New Maroon 5 album - songs about jane
Kayleigh by Marillion
Dont you forget about me by Simple Minds
Drops of Jupiter - Train
These three songs are my most favourite in the world, they make me happy and all have significant meanings.
Drops of Jupiter always makes me happy
Kayleigh makes me think and Dont you forget about me reminds me of absent friends.
xx
The Kids from Fame - Starmaker
How sad am I.....
I even had the legwarmers
I nominate - Sarge's Who did that one - I loved that one....
Quote by easy
Im a Whorehouse Manager - I basically get paid to boss men around all day.... not that am on a power trip or anything!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I always thought they were called "Madams". confused
I guess I've not kept up with modern terms in the "entertainment" industry. lol lol lol
Oy Easy - Had to check my spelling there - thought I gave the game away smackbottom :thrilled: passionkiss
Im a Warehouse Manager - I basically get paid to boss men around all day.... not that am on a power trip or anything!!
Who ever invented lycra/tight sports clothing should be knighted. Knighted for their services to womens horny dreams.
Quote by redstilletto
wink ...enough said i admit it im a div
i feel the love
get the bed ready mel ......... :twisted:

Ready and waiting - you just say when. wink
Tell you what is horny - the male swimmers. Now that was horny. The shoulders. wink and the hands....love big hands. Melons is getting really hot under the collar now - Im off for a cold shower.
Red is staying - whay hey hey.....
Crack open the bubbly......
Girlie Girl is staying...
I proclaim a national holiday smile rolleyes wink
Quote by redstilletto
yikes im normal ..... redface ..slightly perverted but normal,....its melons and debbie their such a bad influence on me~cough~
wink

Oh and we have your arms up your back dont we ! I dont think so !!!!
smile smile lol
No just very lucky . Quick hug me and see if your luck rubs off on me xx :therethere:
OMG that sounds like such fun.
Cheered me up this morning
Ta babes xx
To me most of the men that I have had relationships with I have got on with really well, I was mates with all of them before we did some horizontal gymnastics lol
i love this.... ......think I know half of the people who would answer this sort of thing smile
Poor Calista babes.... ouch xxxx
Hope your feeling better today smile
Quote by Calista
Dan , you can rest your head on my shoulder if you want ....ahh thats better

"cough" ... don't think that was Melons shoulder redface
:giggles:
You bad girl (Im so proud of you)
Quote by Calista
Take me into Insanity.....
(Sarge - I love you - I love this thread xxxxxxx)

wow what a flashback ... who sang that melons????
Insane in the membrane ..... got no brain, going insane
Oceanic I think..... I used to go to a club in Liverpool called Reds and this played a lot - bet Red Stilletto used to go there....