Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
melons
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside

Forum

Quote by westerross
Being totally over-competitive I went back donned my full metal jacket (went into USA trigger-happy mode) and got 13.

OMG that sounds like a challenge - however, I just cant get more than 13.... willl keep trying lol
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I agree angel.
Sometimes you think "what if...." but the list is endless. What happened yesterday has made me the person I am today. Today makes me the person I am tomorrow.
Now I don't make sense...... oooo this is contagious.

Oh my god... I totally agree with this - but this is the sort of thinking that gets me all confused and upset. I get worked up that I have wasted time doing something that isnt worthwhile and that I have wasted precious time
I know im a sad case and I do seriously think I need help - its just worrying thats all.
btw - i mean no offence by this....can be stupid sometimes - ditzy blonde smile
This is my favourite thread ever - you guys crack me up xxx
Quote by frogster
…… and being able to breath through my ears and lick my eyebrows helps too!!!
wink

Marry me !!!
Trust me.......... I jest not wink wink wink
Good - think i may of found my perfect man !!
Quote by frogster
…… and being able to breath through my ears and lick my eyebrows helps too!!!
wink

Marry me !!!
Clare babes - when he is drunk or overindulged you can get him to agree to ANYTHING
Dont you just love drunken rambling - it is my favourite pasttime. xxxxx
Ah Im touched biggrin
Neilinleeds - Ill give you something at the notts munch, Sarge, you too.
Ice - starting rumours about me eh .....good on ya lad - now Ive got to live up to them :twisted: ha ha ha - will prob enjoy.
Cant wait to meet you all at the Notts Munch
Had an absolutely fantastic time. Won small amounts but played with them - bought myself some nice jewellery tho and some nice undies - they have a victoria secrets over there which does larger sizes so nice.
Was absolutely fab loved every minute of it - planning next years already.
Thanks for the warm welcome back honey xxxxxx
Hi all
Back from my hols today. I can see I have a lot of reading to do. So will crack open the wine and sit back and digest and have a laugh.
I would say that I missed you all loads (cos I did)
catch you all soon
Melons x
Hi Steve and Clare
Please can I come. - I will come - I promise. I am coming with Dragon de Ecstacy
Thanks
Melons x
Quote by mal609
2 PM's in 12 minutes? Surprised? I'll bloody say!
In the interests of satisfying my morbid curiousity and so I can quote these details on my suicide note, would you kindly, and in confidence, PM me the names of these people? I won't contact or name them in any way, it's just so I know they are actual people and not figments of your imagination.
Many thanks
Mal wink

Mal - you make me laugh - you would make a fab schoolteacher - stern and sarky
Love you Mal xxxx
Lovely weather here in Lpool.
Dog has just gone to the kennels, and all I need to do is finish packing, then I am off for a week on my holidays - sunshine here I come.
Quote by Kinky Lizard
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

should have the same warning when entering SH
wink
KinkyLizard
Ha ha ha ha v funny rotflmao
The week before my 30th i was gutted...... But looking back (im 32 now) it was stupid of me . Theres no difference at all.
Im sure your lovely wifey keeps you young xxxx