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melons
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
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melons
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Thank you all.
Thanks for all the PM's - think Ive got it now.
Will do it when I get home tonight.
You are all fab and wonderful.
Melons xx
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melons
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Thank you all.
And Carrie Ann - babes I will snog you as soon as I see you - I promise xxxxx
Still cant do it, but will keep on trying - determined scouser that I am
lol
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melons
Orgasminator
Hiya
Sorry if this has been asked before - infact I know it has been asked before - just cant find the thread - even tho I searched - having a blonde day.
How do I resize my piccie to put in as my avatar.....
A big snog at the Notts munch to the first person to help me out
Ta babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Welcome back babes how the divil are you - missed you loads kiss
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DundeeCpl. What can I say - your website is fantastic.....
LoveCommando babes - love the piccie....
Infact I love you all my SH friends.. Too much wine - sorry xxxx
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Welcome
YOu will love it in here - we are all as mad as a bag of frogs....whatever that means xxx
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Quote by steveg_nw
Do you have a pair of tits and want my cock??.......Pm me. :twisted:
Steve
Sorry, couldn't resist it, redface

Wonder if you got many replies....and if you did whats the audition process.... wink lol
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Oh yes thats a good idea.......count me in. All I need is a willing photographer......
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Whoh Frogster above me - come on babes lets make some noise kiss hump
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I have a little dog who is so georgeous.
Follows me everywhere - such loyalty.....
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Quote by redstilletto
why am i thinking hung like a donkey
its the horsey thing dont worry
anyway nice name .......im sure melons will love jumping on ya back and shouting giddy up

Red this is for you .. smackbottom Only jolking red love ya really wink
I like your new name Omar - now that youve explained it to me...... kiss
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Melons, Just in case you loose it totally...... I will offer to "cum" over and "sort you out" I could arrange this on a "regular schedule" if needed... wink
What an offer kiss
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Christmas - Ive been sorting out Christmas in work since June......
Customers / Suppliers need schedules for Christmas and in November they start talking about Easter - is it a wonder that im so dippy !!!
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Is there anyone in here could do with a nice glass of vodka...who wants to join me.
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I know should we swop old women...... could have a timeshare with them if you all want - im tired of mine at the mo could do with a fresher model.
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Im between lucyslovely and dan solo.......mmmm - wonder if we get to try them out in reality..... lol lol wink
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my fav drink is vodka and diet coke
Also love red wine - but wine makes me v drunk v quick and when Im drunk Im either sleepy or mischievious.
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Quote by redstilletto
first you nick me mattress then you nick me bra
shame on you lucy
boing

Actually Red it is mine to put me melons in - you always want whats mine dont you young lady !!! kiss
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melons
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OMG do you think we should call the police as she has been to my house as well....there are clothes everywhere and she has messed my kitchen up to.........is there anyone safe??? What do I do if she follows me to work.......hope she doesnt mess my desk up...
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OMG - I am so sorry - I thought today was Friday....
What a dope....... need to put more water in it .......
Debs I am a total nutter - love ya xxx
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Quote by redstilletto
i thought she said it was herself ......
ooo been sending her lots of pms ..
ahhh well ......
melons boozeing again ...started without me hey .... :twisted:

Started early today - hic - wanna join me - meet you in the thatched at 8 biggrin
Come on debs let us know x
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Debs .... my head is still hurting - I still cant work out who it is....
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