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melons
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melons
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I need a little bit more please....but first pass me the champagne thirsy work this stretching and staying put.
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Steve - do you need a massage...... wink
Dont worry Clare - wont leave you out you can have one too. wink
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Chocolate as it is multifunctunal -you can eat it and you can screw with it.
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Quote by dazandlou
Lovely - just what i needed - now wheres that twister board?? lol wink :twisted:

Twister - yeah....naked twiser anyone - and hows about we get the baby oil out.....who wants the job of rubbing it in.. any offers.
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Lots of pink champagne - can I interest you in a top up.... ahh h thats nice...
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oh my goodness - what a turn on......and the munch is weeks away !!!
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Quote by butters999999
I never knew you could get so technical over coke! Although I have a great adult party trick with a can of coke redface

Ive got one too which I will show anyone who asks at the Notts munch lol
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I wonder how blue's party is going , bet its going well.
Dying to find out how it went......
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Quote by tallnhairy
Now ladies you know it takes a few minutes for the power stations to wind up to meet demand ;)
Any room in the jacuzzi?

Come on squeeze in next to me.
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Oh my god where is Simon Cowell when you want him . biggrin
love ya wbb,.
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Quote by well_busty_babe
lol.. its connected to the national grid!

So is mine - spooky. If we switch our toys on at the same time it may 'flood' the uk
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Quote by Calista
Hmmm no-one wants me either :cry:
i'll just sit in the corner and play with myself redface

Ill come into the corner with you if thats okay smile
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NIce and relaxing in here....now WBB do you get batteries with that or a generator......as I could do with a new one biggrin
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Quote by Angel Chat
I'll buy new batteries for it and bring it out and dust it off in time for the party then Melons. You can all take turns at ringing it and see how long it takes us to get bored with it lol

OMG dont encourage me , If Ive had a drink, Ill be laughing my head off at the ring and organising a special dance to the tune.....OMG
Oh Angel you are fab..... kiss
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Quote by Bari
Am the same more I gte more I want and its still never enough no matter how bloody great it is all I need is a few hours recuperation then Im off again any more than 7 days and im starting to go mental and get really crabbit.

7 days?! Jees, 7 hours and im climbing the walls at the moment!! Definately a bit of a drug for me!
Its all right for you lot - you have men on tap at home ---- I dont - I have to trawl the streets / car parks of the northwest for them to satisfy my desires rotflmao
Mel, with breasts like that surely all you have to do is whistle and they come running, I know I would if I was more local to you!!! worship
Ah your so sweet hump
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Quote by Angel Chat
OOOOOOOH I KNOW!! the advert with the chameleon phone!! where it rings with the song "Karma Chameleon!!" hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe - that REALLY made me laugh - cos its th sort of thing i woud do, lol!!

I was given one of those phones as a house warming present. I really did rotflmao when I got it but the novelty soon wears off. It's in the cupboard under the stairs now rolleyes
This is my fav.....
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Quote by Kinky Lizard

What's the difference between batman and a scouser?
Batman sometimes goes out without robin tsk tsk!
KinkyLizard

rotflmao rotflmao
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melons
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I love it when a man wears a subtle aftershave - one that you can smell ever so slightly when you are so close to them... So horny.
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
Am the same more I gte more I want and its still never enough no matter how bloody great it is all I need is a few hours recuperation then Im off again any more than 7 days and im starting to go mental and get really crabbit.

7 days?! Jees, 7 hours and im climbing the walls at the moment!! Definately a bit of a drug for me!
Its all right for you lot - you have men on tap at home ---- I dont - I have to trawl the streets / car parks of the northwest for them to satisfy my desires rotflmao
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Has anyone seen this months FHM - there is a feature on Dogging......
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