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melons
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside

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I remember the green alien but dont know which programme it was on .
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Can I just add ...
melons (muah)
This lady was prepared to drive halfway across the country to collect me for the last bi-party. She and I had hardly spoken but it wasn't too much trouble at all. I couldn't go anyway but I was really touched by her kindness.
She may have made some lovely friendships but any making friends with her will definitely find their life enriched ... by her kindness or bubbliness.
i can't wait to meet her at the Ann Summers party ....
You are a diamond Melons ;)

Lady - Im no lady - which you will all find out at the ann summers and at the munch ha ha
All this flattery, Im going to drown in my own tears soon.....
Cant wait to meet you babes, should be a laugh.
But Im not as good as you make out , I didnt go the last one in the end - shit happened - which wont anymore as I am now in control and on top of things
So bring on the parties., the booze, the obliging men (and women) and let the fun commence smile
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Hows this one!!!
sloppy seconds!!!
me is getting better!!!!
JGL

Sixty Nine
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gonnerea redface surprisedops: first thing that came to mind :shock: lol

A Nice Fuck (Cheating I know)
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Before anyone hi-jacks this about massaging melons melons Great to hear your feeling yourself again

I never stopped wink Why do you think Im going to Angel's Ann Summers Party - to replenish stocks :wink: biggrin
Im well dissapointed...I opened this thread as I thought it was going to be about real firemen....uniforms. Love a man in a uniform.
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Seductive
or
Slave
both start and end with the same
JGL

Erotic dancing
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(God it sounds like an acceptance speach.)
Melons x

What do you fancy receiving then?
Lovely message melons!
What you offering.... wink Had to look at your message twice, thought you said lovely MASSAGE ......
lol
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Me too pretty please...:bounce:
plus Melons wants to cum... sillyhwoar: .....I mean come! lol
LC wink

Yep..... Please may I come...... :wink: If I come I promise to misbehave!!!!
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G is the next one!
right this should be a little easier!!
Greedy Girl Night
Still as crap as the last few, but i'm getting there!!!
JGL

Tit Wank
Just a quick message -
Over the last couple of months since I have been on this site, I have met some lovely people, spoke to loads of lovely people
I find myself drawn to the site and count you all as friends.
I wont mention names but they know who they are.
In my personal life I have had a shit couple of months but signing on the site has made me feel loved, liked and part of a group
So thank you all.
(God it sounds like an acceptance speach.)
Melons x
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Yellow Knickers - I know - i'm getting the coat now, lol!!

Shagging
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Dentracie

end (as in "up my end") Sorry, everyone esle has used the best ones ... confused
Thats what we thought although couldn't be bothered to read the whole 7 pages...so thought we'd move it on th sci-fi characters the dentracie being the cooks onboard the Vogon constructor fleet ships from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy so in that vain the next word is...
Darlek
KINKY......
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Oh crikey, Blue beat me to it! redface
Ah well, it`s official, anyone hitting 33 clinically becomes a virgin again :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Well that means that Ill be a Virgin again next year.... sweet and innocent - hopefully not for long..... lol wink
Right, been thinking
1. Mr Dundee
2. Mrs Dundee
3. Blue
4. Lovecommando
5. Devil in Part
6. Neil in Leeds
7. Satin
8. Mal609
Tell you what tho, wouldnt mind staring in some of those fantasies...hot or what..
Do you want us to bring anything - obviously alcohol (cant spell) anything else. I am so looking forward to it. Need new toys for new adventures biggrin :D :D :D
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Depends on the area I suppose, my ears stay open, my navel doesn`t (haven`t timed how long it takes to close though) Don`t worry about it, if anything seals over, just pierce the bugger again! :twisted:
I`ve done my navel a few times.
Venusxxx

ouch painfull.....
Well done , Dawn, Carrie Ann and Mrs FC...
When do we see the piccies...
Yep we want all of the details....sounds like it was brilliant.