Did you wash your pants in it :giggle:
Bang and the dirt was gone :wave2:
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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 63
UK
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Quote by tweeky
It only starts with a snog! After that it can go anyway. It can involve forum users, celebs, politicians anyone no holds barred. The replys can be sexual or comical or anything you see fit.
Heres an example
User 1
Kermit the frog
Snogs
User 2
Mrs Piggy
Has a threesome with
User 3
Dane Bowers and posh spice
Both get dildos out on ....
..... ETC ETC
So to start off with ..........
st3v3
Snogs
Solomon Grundy on a Monday :giggle:
but on Tuesday he.........
hwoar:
I don`t really do naked either, even if the rest of me is bare there are always stockings and suspenders from the waist down.
I do have some nice outfits, thongy suspender things with bra`s to match, skirted suspenders, a few nice bodices, and sometimes if we`re in a dogging mood its just whatever I happen to be wearing (which usually includes stockings)
Well....we like stockings :lickface:
I do have some nice outfits, thongy suspender things with bra`s to match, skirted suspenders, a few nice bodices, and sometimes if we`re in a dogging mood its just whatever I happen to be wearing (which usually includes stockings)
Well....we like stockings :lickface:
We used to have a fabulous bowling green at the rear of my house, the local sports club used it for competitions and many moons ago when I was much younger the old guys used to let us use it,, we paid 50p for an hour and I was quite good actually, its fun and quite skillful.
Its in ruins now though and over grown after some little shits rode mopeds all over it and burned the hut down with all the equipment in.
Its in ruins now though and over grown after some little shits rode mopeds all over it and burned the hut down with all the equipment in.
Musically its Neil Diamond, he can sure write a song and he sings it as if its just for me and he means every word :karaoke:
I did go through a bit of a Dolly Parton phase but I`m all better now :crazy:
The Tour De France is my sporting pleasure, I enjoy riding my bike but I can`t even make it up the hills where I live so to watch those guys ride 60+ miles a day and some days its mostly up the Alps is just a fantastic sporting feat, true athletes, and to add a bonus this year Mark Cavendish came home with the green shirt :thrilled:
My foodie pleasure is my home-made lemon drizzle cake, moist and tangy :inlove:
Last but not least you can`t beat a good hard fuck over the bonnet of a car
:grin:
I did go through a bit of a Dolly Parton phase but I`m all better now :crazy:
The Tour De France is my sporting pleasure, I enjoy riding my bike but I can`t even make it up the hills where I live so to watch those guys ride 60+ miles a day and some days its mostly up the Alps is just a fantastic sporting feat, true athletes, and to add a bonus this year Mark Cavendish came home with the green shirt :thrilled:
My foodie pleasure is my home-made lemon drizzle cake, moist and tangy :inlove:
Last but not least you can`t beat a good hard fuck over the bonnet of a car
:grin: Quote by Trevaunance
By the way, the OP hasn't closed the account yet.
Quote by mrs-bmw
Maybe because its quite an old account they didn`t want to close it fully
I noticed that they hdn't closed the accout as well, but even stranger is that they now have public photo's! I can assure you there weren't any public photo's at the time of the original post!
Hmmmm Quiche
Ohh yes, the plot thickens :notes:
Tell you what though, you`d have to know someone rather well to recognise them from those pics :rascal:
Ohhhh what league am I in 
Apart from that I join in when I want to and agree with who I want to, plus the fact I have a sense of humour and if others are having a laugh why shouldn`t I join in too, that doesn`t make me an ass-kisser, it makes me part of the forum, it shouldn`t be all doom and gloom.
Also people move on, thats life
Apart from that I join in when I want to and agree with who I want to, plus the fact I have a sense of humour and if others are having a laugh why shouldn`t I join in too, that doesn`t make me an ass-kisser, it makes me part of the forum, it shouldn`t be all doom and gloom.
Also people move on, thats life
I don`t mean to cut this down to size but I`d say its not a "bad experience" per se, I`d say its par for the course because at the end of the day who is to say that his partner didn`t get cold feet, its happened to us before, same sort of story, loads of mail, arrange a meet then the wife/gf is too shy etc but the guy can still meet if we want, at that point we say no thanks and chalk it up to experience :doh:
As the saying goes you learn from your mistakes :notes:
As the saying goes you learn from your mistakes :notes:
