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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
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Quote by Mal
We holiday in Thailand and see loads of 'she-males', 'ladyboys', whatever you want to call them and some of them are absolutely stunning. You certainly need a practised eye to be able to tell the difference with some of them!
A lot of guys you chat to in the bars often say they only find out what they've 'pulled' when they get them back to their room and by that time they're too horny to say no - allegedly!!
Mal
wink

i really need to go to Thailand :rascal:
Quote by ian_and_jane
macdonalds were fine cos they dont ever use rel meat in their burgers lol, and he believed us redface

thats true isn't it? lol
Quote by flower411
No, not the '80s coming of age film.
Contemplating my childhood recently, I remembered how commonplace it was for my parents to tell me porkies.
My mother managed to hide the fact that she smoked from me (well, everyone actually) for in excess of 20 years.
I returned home one day to find our dog, Duke, gone. I was told that he'd gone to a "rest home for dogs" and that I'd be able to go and see him one weekend. I remember pestering for months, but it never happened.
Years later I found out that Duke had died- and I'd been playing on top of his grave ever since. They're just the tip of the iceberg.
What effect do you think it has if parents lie to their kids? Poor Missy has been left using imaginary words! :shock:
Did yours lie to you? Did it affect the level of trust you have in others?
Fortunately for me, it only made me mistrust my mother. She's a prolific lier. However, when she's lying, she starts to yawn- so it's pretty apparant :lol2:
When I started typing- I had a clear idea of where I was going with it. Now, I don't have a clue.
So I'll shut up, and leave you to it! :thumbup:

I`m always telling my daughter that her mum is a nice person and that all the crappy stuff she says is just cos she`s a bit upset !!
One day my daughter will be old enough to accept the fact that my ex is an alcoholic should not be taken seriously.
I`ll be the lying bastard that left her in that horrible situation !!
Tell that to the judge !!
theres a diffarence between lying to you children and pretecting them and as parents we do protect our kids, my dad was a alcohlic and we was taken into care and re home with my gran parents because of this, we was told the truth about why we was taken from home and as a child its hard to understand why you dad would choose drink over you, so having been thro that situation myself as a child i think some lies are needed.
Not all people with white sticks are blind some are partial sighted, saying that no matter what degree their sight was if i was someone with a white stick then i would give them a wide birth
I think it all comes down to diffarent peoples sence of humor, i, myself, have quite a sarcastic sence of humor that i have had to take in hand on this site as humor does'nt come over in font and have in the past upset people without meaning to, sometimes some comments are ment quite harmless but if you don't know that person or their sense of humor its difficult to know how to take them smile
No Idea but i'm sure its going to be something to do with some kind of hormone in your brain, it usually is lol
Quote by Bonedigger
I hate 'young n hung'
mad
really gets my bile right up...especially when it clearly ISNT true!!!

i hate people that put things like you must be attractive! i've asked this question a million times before but whats attractive?
Oh and professional people seeking the same, bugger me i had no idea i was going to have to take my CV and bank details on my meets lol
Quote by Whipsnspurs
'day meets only' is the one i hate. suggests there is someone at home that doesn't know what's going on coz it's usually with 'can not accomodate' too.

what that means is....if you local i have a hour to spare while the wifes out shoping so i'll pop over to your for a quicky lol
what always makes me laugh is when people put early phone chat a must to prove we all genuine, how does me talking on the phone prove i'm genuine, i could spend half a hour chatting and still not turn up! lol
Quote by Phuckers
well lets avoid the word catholic for sensitive reasons and use christianity,i think you only have two options on this situation ..which is you either devote yourself to christianity and follow what the holy book says or continue being a swinger...but with marriage that can go ahead whether you are swinger or a christian...

Just as a matter of interest why do you feel it ok to use christianity but not catholic?
the answer is in the very sentence you've highlighted
sorry im not religious and i really don't understand, call me thick if you like :lol2: are catholics more sensative than christians? dunno
Quote by Misskitty_2008
I'd love to meet a really femanine pre op TS :rascal:

If you go into the chatrooms, usually on server one there is a tv/cd/ts room, there are some lovely people on there!!!! Might be worth you popping in one day xx
i go in that room regular and have met a few very nice TVs but they are TVs never seen a TS in there smile
Quote by jaymar
all i know is please correct me if i am wrong
but cant catholics use birth control

they're not supposed to, neither are they supposed to talk of abortion, apparently only method is withdrawal so that's a no-no in the swinging world
it matters not on anyones religion, married or not swinging is between consenting adults right or wrong and if we had any qualms with our conscience we wouldn't be here.
bit dodgy if you can't use a condom lol
Quote by Phuckers
well lets avoid the word catholic for sensitive reasons and use christianity,i think you only have two options on this situation ..which is you either devote yourself to christianity and follow what the holy book says or continue being a swinger...but with marriage that can go ahead whether you are swinger or a christian...

Just as a matter of interest why do you feel it ok to use christianity but not catholic?
Quote by splendid_
i have to wear knickers when its hot, its to sweaty not to confused :?

oh gosh no... that is why you do it when you have someone who can just part your thighs and slowly and gently lick every bit of moisture from you... either by using their fingers and then you and them licking their fingers or by diving straight in with their tongue and you both deeply kissing each other afterwards...
cool
i'm really not sure anyone would want to lick my sweaty minge lol
Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
naughtynymphos1 Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:
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i read profile, i think a lot don't, what always gets me is when guys say.....nice profile what you looking for?!!!

:giggle: :giggle:
Yep so no what you mean but the ones that make me really laugh are 'Are you sure you dont want a single male' rolleyes :roll:
well you never know maybe you just havn't met the right one yet ;) lol
Quote by two-4-more
Xtasia has a dance floor... chams has a pole lol

and a very small dance floor-ish....ok your right it has a pole lol
Quote by Sarcasticcupid
They probably get alot of messages from people that have clearly not read the ad or profile of the person and thats why they emphasise what they want maybe.

i agree with that, i've been on the site about 4 years now and i have had so many mails from guys who havnt read my profile its gets a bit tedious, if you write a nice profile that goes on a bit people tend not to read it and make sarky comment about how long it is so i ended up doing a add that came over a bit stroppy, but deleted it after a few days because i didnt want to sound stroppy, but trying to get a balance of what your after and getting over to people your only looking for what your after and not sounding stroppy is hard.
Quote by HJ

Read the profile until you find something that definitely rules you out as a candidate, look at the pics, read ALL the adverts, take a look at what sort of things she/they have posted – Take a look at a map and work out how long it would take you to get to that person and if it’s a realistic prospect for an actual meet. And then write a message drawing on all the likes & dislikes and information gleaned from the above.
If you don’t do that you are working with one hand tied behind your back and as a single guy on here, you’d need to look like Brad Pitt with 10 inch assets to ignore any advantage you may have.

to be honest with you, and this is only my opinion, i think if you don't read profile and mail people with questions that show you havn't read their profile most will just delete you even if you are good looking with a big man hood.
i read profile, i think a lot don't, what always gets me is when guys say.....nice profile what you looking for?!!! confused
Quote by Bonedigger
Mr Bone has lost 7 stone with a gastric band done on the NHS....the thing you have to remember is that weight loss like this leaves loads of excess skin, which you cant generally have done on the NHS.
if anyone wants any info on it, feel free to drop me a PM and either he or me will talk you through the ins and outs and even chat on the phone to you about it if you like.

When i lost all my weight i was very worried about the excess skin, i also lost just over 7 stone but i didn't have a gastric band fitted, but i was either very lucky or maybe it was all the exercise i did, when i got down to my goal weight i didnt have any at all infact i was quite tones and firm but i did go to the gym 10 times a week (and yes i know theres only 7 days in a week i used to go 3 morning and every evening) but since i hit my goal i dropped down the amount of times i went so as not to carry on loosing weight at the same rate i only go 4 to 5 times a week now, so maybe a mixture of healthly eating and exercise is the key to weight loss without the saggy bits, i had a personal trainer that was very good at helping me target the bits that started to droop, ic belly and boobs lol cost me a fortune but worth every penny wink
If theres people on swingingheaven looking to be watched and people looking to watch i can't see how you can't be in the right place confused
best gig i have ever been to was Pantera in 1990, '92 and '95 lol they was fantastic live and i couldnt pick which gig i liked best :lol: :lol:
Quote by Ian
If I could be a dog, then I'd be scooby doo.
We share the same appetite and intelligence lol

ahh but he gets his own food from the buffet ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: