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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
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Quote by midsprincess
who fancies a bj and pl(pussy licking) competition. the prize is u get an orgasm of ya life lol
if enought are up for it we will do at 8 pm in curtained area.
put ya name down for sucker being sucked licker being licked

ohh im in two minds about this really want to say yes but a bit nervous about who i'm going to end up sucking lol if i can pick my own victims count me in :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right, so you get free board and lodge and I get to cook for you and clear up after you for a week - sorry, if I wanted that I'd get a husband. I'd have to know someone very well before I could spend a week with them.
H.x

Same here. Also it's a safety risk, especially for ladies living on their own. Who knows what the guy could be capable of? :shock:
maybe if he got his own job and went out to work, did his own cooking and cleaning he wouldnt have time to doss about at other peoples houses for weeks at a time lol
If you do go, and i know this is easier said than done, you best off for your first time finding someone to go with, couples can take single guys in as a guest for their first time at chameleons, that way you wont have to pay membership just entry price because as a single man its a lot of money to folk out first time if you don't like it and dont go again.
Quote by Phuckers
welcome to the forum btw :welcome: ...errr sounds like a good idea but sex is free here anyway,but how practical will that be if you find out they are crap in bed the first night

or they just using it as a excuse to get into your house alone to rob you :shock:
Quote by Erniejames
What do you think to someone coming and living with you for a week in your house, fucking the living daylights out of you and wam bam thank you maam the week is over. One would go about their normal daily job but coming back to a stranger that will fuck you for a week or be fucked for a week free of charge. Works well for people that live on their own and people without any kids.
Would love to know what you think out there. rolleyes

are you after somewhere to kip for a week or something? confused
not doing oral is fine so long as she don't expect men to do oral on her, personally i don't see any as being more personal than the other, i will suck cock and i'll do anal, so long as they not to big lol if i like it i like it and see them all on the same level.
Quote by Unc
thanks for the great advice. i think we will go for chams as its near, we are planning on going on a saturday. what time is a good time to arrive, any decent hotels near? Sorry for all the questions but would rather take advice, as trip advisor doesn't cover this sort of thing lol

If you want to avoid single guys then after 7pm is best, though they are generally a well behaved bunch biggrin As for where to stay I'd suggest you can't do better than Cham's own rooms for the money, we always stay there if we remember to book in time. They are clean, comfortable, have en-suite and are sooo convenient :lol:
Another good time to go would be Thursday 24th July if you could make it as it's the 2nd Cham's social organised by Midsprincess. It would be a great opportunity to meet people from the site without any pressure :D Check out LMU forum for details.
I'm sure you'll like Chams, it's a great place to chat and chill and you only need play if it suits you! Have fun :-)
id suggest booking a room at chams too, you can have a drink then and wont have to mess about with taxi's etc after, they very good for the money, i think its £35 per room B&B
No i wouldnt, to me thats what sites like this are for so i don't have to flaunt my sex life with my none swinging friends, if you had sex with a 'friend' you have to options, confess to them your a swinger so as to explain why your going with someone else besides your hubby or make out your cheating on him so they don't know you swing, i wouldnt want to do either so i'll keep looking on here thanx biggrin
I've been to a few clubs in the mids and i must admit chams is my fave, xtasia is ok if you like to dress up and dance, its more a night clubs with extras rather that the sauna type club that chams is, did'nt much like utopia, found the people there very hard to interact with, and i mean just talking to at the bar!! if you can't stand and have a good natter whats the point in my opinion? lol oh and avoid the private club at all costs only been once and believe me that was once to much :shock:
happy birthday you old git lol
I'll be in manchester saturday night but i'll have a drink for you while i'm there biggrin
very odd question lol i take it someones invited you to a wedding alone then?
Personally i'd just assum it was to both of us and we'd just go unless it was a family member i didn't like lol
Quote by kentswingers777
All the " big " people I know admit it is simply because they eat too much, and too much of the wrong kind of food. Too many takeaways. lol

Where i live there is a very high rate of over weight people, even more so kids but theres at least two take aways on every bloody street corner, you can see the connection straight away, on the way home from school a lot of mums will nip into the chippy and get their kids a bag of chips to walk home with, when i was a kid we got a bag of chips as a treat and that was our tea not a inbetweener to walk home with, as i said in a earlier post we really are passing on our bad eating habbits to our children and setting them up badly for later life, most over weight parents will have over weight kids who will pass on their eating habbits to their kids, it took me many years of being over weight to realise this but when my daughter started coming home from school crying because she was being bullied about her weight i knew things had to change, i though nothing of feeding my kids on crisps and chocolate/biscuits for tea and i actually though giving them all this 'nice food' made me a good mum, since i joined weight watchers and lost my weight i stopped buying junk, going to take aways etc and the kids just naturally lost weight too, fact is their weight was my fault they was kids they ate what i gave them so in reflect all the bullying my daughter stuffered was my fault too as i was making her over weight and because i was so over weight it seemed ok for her to be. We are what we eat as so to speak but as a parent we don't only have our own health to think about, i just glad i finally realised and broke the chain smile
Where i live you just wouldn't 'tell off' another persons child, you'd probabily wake up with a brick thro your window and that would be by the parents lol i think it depends where you live, back home before we moved here we lived in a small village where everyone knew each other and if a kid did wrong it was ok to tell them not to so long as it was done with the best intentions, but here the people are just so different, parents don't really seem to care what their kids are upto so long as they are out the house and out of their hair.
ohh i'm off work this friday night, was going to chameleons but may go if theres a few going, i'll keep my eye on the thread lol
i wear diffarent perfume to suit my mood and daft as it sounds what im wearing
My fave is Magic Noir but its really really hard to find now days so when i do manage to find a web site that sells it (u can't buy it in the shops no more) i tent to save it for special occasions to make it last lol
A new one that i've started wearing is Rock and Rose i think it smells lovely but i also wear obsession a lot too.
Saying that i really like body shops white musk oil for when you going shopping etc its quite cheap so saves you good stuff biggrin
Quote by Steve
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we feel this is the thin end of the wedge, we've seen it happen a lot in our experience, it starts off diferent rooms,then go own way with another partner swinging, diferent days, diferent holidays,

A bit of a sweeping statement there I feel...
I believe the way we conduct ourselves brings us a little closer together rather than drives us apart..
There is the upmost trust between the two of us and regardless of our swinging activities we are still very much in love and the feeling only grows stronger..
i have to say i don't agree with this either tho i can see where your coming from, i think a lot of people who know us....im trying tho think how to word this correctly lol..... dont really see us as caring as we do so much alone, but all i can say is i know the diffarence between love and sex and no matter who i meet and who my husband meets at the end of the day we will always end up back together and not with someone else, and that has been put to the test and we're still together, if i was to ever leave him it certainly wouldn't be over swinging.
Quote by Theladyisaminx
When starting out on this journey going alone was not an opinion, but we have met a couple of guys now and one we have built up a great trust friendship and totally understanding with. We have met him four times now. Hubby trusts this guy and they have both built up joint respect of each other A few weeks ago Hubby suggested that this guy and I could go alone and we did it is something that occasionally have found we all enjoy as hubby can trust us both 100% as our relationship is totally on a sexual level.
There is only one man I will ever love and that is my husband we have been together since teenage.
Would it be something you would consider doing?
Have you ever done this?
I would like hear others views on this subject, I know after asking a few couples this isn’t for everybody.

we meet alone regular, mainly because we both like diffarent things so it's better for us to just do our own thing, we do both go to clubs, parties together but most of my meets are done as a single female smile
We are both fine with this, when we first started swinging about 8 years ago we only played as a couple but over the years i guess we realised we didn't always want to be doing the same thing, so we started meeting alone every now and again and i guess it just got more regular with time, we've been together 16 years and been swinging for 8 of them and we still here together so i guess its working for us, but we are all diffarent :)
wouldnt suprise me at all if it is genuine, this countries gone mad with all its political correction crap, if you don't like something you don't like it what country it comes from don't even come into it, daft t**ts lol
Quote by Lost
For me, if someone tells me they don't like chips thats what makes me think they are weird loon I think every normal person likes chips and those who don't should be eyed with suspicion.
Its not a case of having them all the time just liking them. I have them once every 10 days to a fortnight and each time I say to myself "everyone likes chips surely" My preference is for a really chunky chip par-boiled then finished off in a hot pan to a crispy dark golden piece of potato heaven, a delight on a plate.
Not liking chips surely is like wearing a banner sporting the words "Weirdo approaching"
wink

not sure i dare say this but i don't like chippy food at all, infact i not even let my kids eat it i dislike it that much, just the though of all that greese make me feel quite ill lol tho i'm sure they sneak the odd bag while they out biggrin
Quote by blonde
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Is it true that u pee from 2 places now then? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I can confirm that is true lol my other half has a PA and i make him sit down when he's peeing because it does drip thro tho hole, like men need another excuse to pee on the loo seat lol
Quote by foxylady2209
Foxy, can I just say you really do need to eat brekkie if you want to lose weight. It kick starts your metabolism for the day and stops the mid morning hunger cravings. It really is the most important meal of the day biggrin
Have something like weetabix, porridge, banana, boiled egg or something that will give you a slow release of energy rather than a quick fix. A light lunch and sensible dinner should see you lose weight in no time. It's the snacks and treats that do the damage ( I should know redface )
If it's motivation and encouragement you need why not join a class? It's the only thing that works for me and I've lost 8 1/2lb in 6 weeks :D

I could never see the point in joining a class - I really can't afford £10 to be told I'm fat. I KNOW I'm fat. LOL And I'm quite good at reading numbers off the scales myself :D:D:D:D Seriously though - I did go to a class, but I never got on with the other women there - they never stopped talking about food, it just put me off.
The breakfast thing isn't part of the diet, I'm too lazy to get up early enough :D
I can diet (like now) when I'm in the right frame of mind - it TOTALLY affects whether I can carry on for 3 hours or 3 weeks. I'm struggling today cos I made a batch of FABULOUS bread. Had 2 pieces so far - I'm sure my son will relieve me of the risk of having any more :D
So far I've lost 3/4 stone in 3 weeks but at least half of that is temporary - but I'll keep going and see where I get to. :D:D:D:D:D
i've never eaten breakfast and i lost weight, people always say its the most important meal od the day but i manage without it lol
I do understand what you mean about paying money to be told your fat, had a chuckle when i read that, i went to weigh watcher every week and never even followed the diet, i eat one meal a day and go to the gym regular that worked for me tho i wouldnt recomend it as a healthy diet to anyone else lol only reason i went to the classes was because i cant stick to it on my own, just knowing someones going to weigh me each week halped me, diffarent things work for diffarent people tho i guess.
Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
dekntan Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:10 am Post subject:
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is this the readers letters corner of take a break mag ?
mandlou

If you have a problem with this thread don't read it!!! There is no need to be bitchy about it!!!!
don't worry about it Dizzy, we can't all be as perfect as some ;)
Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
I'm sat here watching crap day time tell but 'you are what you eat' has come on. It got me thinking at what point to you look in the mirror and say 'I'm over weight'?
Are people over weight because they have a low self esteem or is it that they are not bothered.
I'm a self confessed comfort eater so my weight yoyo's and the more I put on the more I hate how I look but I eat more because I'm down.
When should it be enough? or am I just being silly and be happy no matter how big my bum and tummy get?
Does anyone feel the same way are you and comfort eater like me?

I was like you, i used to eat because i was down and down because i ate to much, its a catch 22 after a while and a hard circle to get out of, i never tried to loose weigh because i felt so usless i knew i'd fail before i even started so why bother trying? it wasnt untill my daughter was getting bullied by the local kid because of my weigh i knew i had to do something because it wasnt only effecting me any more.
I joined weight watcher and weighed in at 18 stone 5 and half pounds, i had no idea i weighed so much as i avoided scale and i cried most of that night, so far i have lost over 7 and a half stone and gone from a size 22/24 to a size 12, i havnt got to my goal yet i still want to loose about another stone and drop another dress size but i know now in my head i will get there smile
NO, in my opinion you shouldnt just accpet what you are and be happy simple because as we both know thats not possible, you may kid others you are happy but you will never kid yourself, but on the other hand i don't believe you should loose weight for other people, it has to be for you and only you or you will never stick to it.
If you want to loose weigh just join a slimming club in my experience it well works, knowing someones going to weigh you every week and tell everyone in the class every time you loose a stone or half a stone really help :) plus depending on how over weight you are, i don't know as i don't know you, you can get free weight watcher vouchers from you doctors which is a added bonus lol
ooooh is this thread still going?
Well i want to blame Dean for me getting a spot the morning i was supposed to be meeting someone for the first time sad
I also blame Dean for the school having to cancel my daughters over night tip mad
and while i'm here anyway i may as well blame him for the shocking price of petrol now days lol
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive never understood this fasination with the rabbit,
i like the clit vibration, but when it comes to the phalic section, does nowt for me.
i would never get much pleasure from fucking myself with a dildo on my own. when used with a partner its the whole act rather than the sensation i think. ( with a dildo) if i want penetration i need it to be delivered by the gorgeous male form.
xx fem xx

i didn't really like my rabbit to be honest, i think it was very over rated, i agree with you about the using on your own bit, i personally don't get anything out of being on my own playing with a dildo, give me my tooth brush any day :rascal: saying that they can be good fun when using as part of sex with another person :thumbup: