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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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cheers mal:thumbup:
:shock:
mal's got a great arse
not sure you'd really want a topless shot would put you off sex for life
Actually little gem makes a lot of sence i can see how boring it would get if every avatar had genital bits on it :sleeping:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
like your lady bum, Mal?
:shock:
mal's got a great arse
Quote by AndyWolves
NN - maybe you could send me a topless shot or something - that way I can oggle it every time you post without upsetting the minors?!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
not sure you'd really want a topless shot would put you off sex for life
Actually little gem makes a lot of sence i can see how boring it would get if every avatar had genital bits on it :sleeping:
This isn't a moaning question, makes no odds to me as i don't want to put my bits on my avatar anyway, i'm just confused really and wondered if you could clear something up, how comes you can't put genital shots on your avatar but you can put them on a post on the forum
Someone told me it was because you can't stop kids getting on the site and they can see them, but surely they can see messages posted with such pics on too?
like i said i don't want a genital shot on my avatar anyway i'm just curious to know why this is really
Someone told me it was because you can't stop kids getting on the site and they can see them, but surely they can see messages posted with such pics on too?
like i said i don't want a genital shot on my avatar anyway i'm just curious to know why this is really
Quote by dargento
good sex is only attainable if your partner(male.......all male).......is 6ft 2" tall......has very short silver hair, is built like a brick shithouse and has a birthmark on the left hand side of his forehead....
if any 1 sees the above person.......feel free to ask him for gratuitous sex at your liesure....
(ill get bollocked now for not posting in LNU :shock:
you dropping hints?
i saw someone like that once in the jacuzzi at chams, right wierdo he was too kept going on about garlic bread and chease cake
Quote by meat2pleaseu
NN best of luck :thumbup: just whisper in his ear (Pulled nipple rings) that will shut him up! :giggle:
:shock:
have i missed summat while i've been shopping?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you could, like explaining you had to PM me to ask what a double bagger was
NN's a thickie
no no all that means is that your better at insults than me, not my fault i'm to much of a nice person to know what a double bagger is is it
double baggers are usually thick as well :kissmyarse:
can go off people you know
well if you liked them in the first place you can anyway :lol2:
see what i mean its just one insult after another with ya innit
Quote by Debbiewebs
NN best of luck :thumbup: just whisper in his ear (Pulled nipple rings) that will shut him up! :giggle:
:shock:
have i missed summat while i've been shopping?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you could, like explaining you had to PM me to ask what a double bagger was
NN's a thickie
no no all that means is that your better at insults than me, not my fault i'm to much of a nice person to know what a double bagger is is it
Quote by bluexxx
me too
*taps foot*
Oh :shock: .... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
..... I sent a PM to your better half :giggle: ....... you need to break into his PM box in the dead of night and read it 
:shock: :shock: :shock:
better half :!: :!:
Right thats you off me shag list:lol2:
P.S i did read the PM he shouted me over for a read when he opened it, could hardly contain his exitment :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one
noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him
WTF
once more in english please
out = PUT
ok ok it was a typo lol
sheesh
Insults????
Quote by meat2pleaseu
awww meaty are they calling u ugly m8 :therethere:
and i could have told u all that had you asked
just cos your a 'double bagger' is no reason to be jealous of my stunning good looks
need i go on?
i do understand where you are coming from, the idea of women being payed to shag anyone who wants to does sound dodgy but what i was trying to say was i know women who go to clubs as customers who will shag just as many men as the payed ones so are just as likely/unlikely to catch something as the payed ladies, then you could meet her for a 1 to 1 meet off here think shes ok and go catch something, where as the payed ladies are less likely to do that so in a way you have got more chance of catching something off none payed ladies...if that makes any sence
Its upto us to protect ourselfs the way we feel fit really.
Its upto us to protect ourselfs the way we feel fit really.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk!hwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for
so he does look like his pic then
no, it's always the eyes that the ladies love
i'm in love :inlove:
thtas a big one you've got up there, can't get it on the page
its your big one not mine
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Why is it just men in uniform eh??
What about women in uniform do they do anything for you men or women??
Dont for me
But my hubby is a fireman and that isnt sexy either . Everyone thinks fireman are but my hubby took the novelty away when he told me that
"When I me and the lads fart in our uniforms, the smell just stays in until you take your trousers off then it all cums out"
*Blurghhhhhhhhhhhh* Not sexy at all!
Also they smell of barrier cream and smoke!
i though you hubby was in the RAF
:sparring:Quote by goodtimez
Right to everyone out there who drives a car........
If you dont use your indicators how the hell are other road users supposed to know what you are doing????? How much trouble is it to INDICATE and thus let people know that your turning off a rounderbout etc
Look at it like this if when you bought your car the indicators didnt work then you probably wouldnt have bought it eh?
There seems a distinct lack of respect on the roads nowadays and our driving skills are getting worse!!! Is this lazyness or just arrogance?
If people were a little more curtious on the roads then it may be less of a ball ache to get from a to b !!!!!!!
OK thats the end of my Rant!
Mr goodtimez
I find its always new expensive cars that don't seem to come with indicators now days
