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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Naughty Nymphos
I absolutely detest having my picture taken.
Many people have tried and failed to get me to "open up to the camera".
Bollocks to that, don't like looking in the mirror so why the feck would I want pictures to remind me of my non-photogenicness? (don't think that's actually a word, it can be another me-ism)
The worst is when you go out, you think you look semi ok but the next day someone shows you the picture evidence and you think "Fucking hell, did I actually look like that?"
you remind me so much of me i had to cheque the name to make sure i didn't write itMe too!
Quote by OnlyMe1974
No, it was definitely me!
I'm not an imposter, unlike some! (Marmalaid)
Oi! I... erm, he probably heard that!
oi piss off
Quote by onlyme1981
I absolutely detest having my picture taken.
Many people have tried and failed to get me to "open up to the camera".
Bollocks to that, don't like looking in the mirror so why the feck would I want pictures to remind me of my non-photogenicness? (don't think that's actually a word, it can be another me-ism)
The worst is when you go out, you think you look semi ok but the next day someone shows you the picture evidence and you think "Fucking hell, did I actually look like that?"
you remind me so much of me i had to cheque the name to make sure i didn't write it No, it was definitely me!
I'm not an imposter, unlike some! (Marmalaid)
tut...hes sooooooooo cheeky
Quote by bigDewi69
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!
Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us
i demand a refund
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
has a sniff to make sure its been cleaned....smells a bit like lamb to me :shock:
Explains in a slow, comforting tone to nn how there were no ladles to stir the broth with.
And wonders how she knows what lamb juices smell like :shock: :huh:
aaaaah now that would be telling...wonders off to wash her strap-on and wellies
Quote by bigDewi69
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!
Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us
i demand a refund
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
has a sniff to make sure its been cleaned....smells a bit like lamb to me :shock:
Quote by Amber
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!
Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us
i demand a refund
Quote by Amber
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
Sorry hun but not gunna happen then
5" is all i have to offer.......
Some like it that wide others don't but i ain't changing it for no one :P
Lucky NN!!
yeah lucky me....who is this sleazy whos hacked my hubbys account?
Quote by froggystyle
I'm wary of joining in with this thread, having seen how easily Postie got himself ganged up on.
I do have to ask though, have any of you lot ever played Lunch Money - it's a card game based around playground fighting very similar to what seems to be going on here.
Now you've just upset the froggy!
:shock:
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
its ok we can cope
will remember that next time your duracells run out
luv ya really :inlove:
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
its ok we can cope
