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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by berksbex

grabs fallen angels ancle and scrambles up her body using her head as as push off to get to postie and his 10" first

Postie's 10" ??????? Fight!!! Take it either way cool
We went metric ages ago, i think you'll find that's 10cm dear :P
:laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by bigDewi69
/me throws caution to the wind, comes back in, grabs NN dildo and goes looking for postie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oi gerrof me dildo smackbottom
sits down and has a rest while watching fallen angel riding postie then decides to sit on his face while having a quick grope of fallen angels boobs wink
wonders did i really say that our loud redface
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Marty promises to pixelate anyone who wants to remain anonymous

What the bloody ell does that mean??
:lol2:
Quote by Fallen Angel
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!

Orderly - No, I think you'll find I was here first! hump
ermm actually i was here b4 you mad
......feels a fight coming on lol

Back to the jelly then to sort it out?
drop kicks fallen angel into a tub of jelly :twisted:
Scrambles out, noticing that while all the jelly wrestling has started up again., Postie is on his own unattended!
grabs fallen angels ancle and scrambles up her body using her head as as push off to get to postie and his 10" first
Quote by Fallen Angel
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!

Orderly - No, I think you'll find I was here first! hump
ermm actually i was here b4 you mad
......feels a fight coming on lol

Back to the jelly then to sort it out?
drop kicks fallen angel into a tub of jelly :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bex looks forward to the next fight!

runs off with bex's clothes and leave her to make her own way home naked :twisted:
Quote by sleazy
ITs gerrin a little bit too scary in here now.......... I am out of here and off to read gemima puddleduck, postie, sorr mate but ya on ya own now.........

oi thats my book lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!

Orderly - No, I think you'll find I was here first! hump
ermm actually i was here b4 you mad
......feels a fight coming on lol
Quote by Amber
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!

joins said queue hump
Quote by MartyCleveland
Marty grabs a camera and starts filming.....this'll make a fortune on the right market!!!
biggrin

slaps a copy right on any action that may involve her lol
Quote by berksbex
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

LMAO!!! Bex takes a tumble whilst laughing her socks off!
picks up bex and dusts her down
TY passionkiss kisses NN
has a quick grope with bex is busy kissing :rascal:
Forget the fight, this is much more fun 69position
And Postie, no we are not getting a room.....no one is forcing you to sit there dribbling while you watch :P
whoo hoo
gets out a huge dildo and strips bex off in full view of the forum :rascal:
Quote by postie
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

LMAO!!! Bex takes a tumble whilst laughing her socks off!
picks up bex and dusts her down
TY passionkiss kisses NN
oh get a room!
postie throws a bucket of cold water at them both ..
drags postie into said room to double check the rumors hump
Quote by berksbex
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

LMAO!!! Bex takes a tumble whilst laughing her socks off!
picks up bex and dusts her down
TY passionkiss kisses NN
has a quick grope with bex is busy kissing :rascal:
Quote by berksbex
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

LMAO!!! Bex takes a tumble whilst laughing her socks off!
picks up bex and dusts her down
Quote by Amber
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

nods at amber wink
Quote by postie
these lasses are vicious. :shock:

Big pussies! :P :twisted:
I'm not scared flipa
:uhoh: :uhoh: bolt

You wait until they get hold of you !
Postie pushes EagerSlut into the melee..... there ya go girls...
climbs on the wardrobe and jumps on ES :rascal:
Quote by sleazy
/me pulls up a chair and hands round the popcorn

saws halfway through one of the legs of NN's chair.... and waits for NN to lean back...
falls off the chair and bangs her head and in a sudden fit on insanity shags postie hump
well done naughtynymphos, i remember the first time ya said you would get to shag him if it was the last thing you did...... and there ya go lol
:shock:
Quote by postie
/me pulls up a chair and hands round the popcorn

saws halfway through one of the legs of NN's chair.... and waits for NN to lean back...
falls off the chair and bangs her head and in a sudden fit on insanity shags postie hump
Quote by Darkfire
swipes NN's popcorn and throws that for good measure
:sparring:

smacks darkfire in the much for the hell of it lol
Quote by WolvesWonderer
I think the older you get, the more tolerant you become about age 'gaps'...
For example, if you asked a typical 18 year old bloke what the youngest and oldest age was that he would date someone, he might say something along the lines of "no younger than 16 and no older than 21".... (5 years)
a 21 year old guy might say between 17 and 25... (8 years)
at 25 he might say 18 30... (12 years)
at 35 he might say 21 - 45... (24 years)
at 40 he might say 21 - 50... (29 years)
and so on....
in summary, as you get older, you less bothered about going out with someone much younger (or older)...

not everyone, i'm not into younger guys at all i wouldn't meet a man who was more than a couple years younger than me
yeh sorry I was talking from a blokes point of view...
i am a bloke lol
nah only kidding..so what you saying that men arn;t as fussy as women? i think we have this subject going on another thread ain't we? lol
Quote by WolvesWonderer
I think the older you get, the more tolerant you become about age 'gaps'...
For example, if you asked a typical 18 year old bloke what the youngest and oldest age was that he would date someone, he might say something along the lines of "no younger than 16 and no older than 21".... (5 years)
a 21 year old guy might say between 17 and 25... (8 years)
at 25 he might say 18 30... (12 years)
at 35 he might say 21 - 45... (24 years)
at 40 he might say 21 - 50... (29 years)
and so on....
in summary, as you get older, you less bothered about going out with someone much younger (or older)...

not everyone, i'm not into younger guys at all i wouldn't meet a man who was more than a couple years younger than me
Quote by deancannock
now that would simply not be right... put them off the burgers wouldn't it.......maybe I could do hanging from the Ikea sign !!!...with an energy saving light bulb covering up any bits that shouldn't be seen !!!!

why shouldn't they been seen? wink
Quote by steff35
Ahh yeah i rememeber the hard licquorice stick's, think they were made by bassett's and took ages to chew thru......mmmmmmm

oh they was the ones that was a tube shape with the flat end? my dad used to buy them and chewing wood :shock: anyone remember that stuff?
ohh some big native american cheif, don't care which one so long as he was talk, dark and hansome, and in full tribal dress, he could come along on his horse with his long hair flapping in the wind and sweep me off my feet and we could go back to his teepee for a bit of pink or brown (not foregetting the starters wink ) :lol2:
blimey i'm all excited now lol
Quote by Vicky_uk
well ive only the one old one and here it is

As NN said... the famous arse avatar.. biggrin ( and I'd be surprised if you had more than one arse )
Id look mighty funny if I had 2 :shock:
good for anal tho wink