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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by onlyme1981
I absolutely detest having my picture taken.
Many people have tried and failed to get me to "open up to the camera".
Bollocks to that, don't like looking in the mirror so why the feck would I want pictures to remind me of my non-photogenicness? (don't think that's actually a word, it can be another me-ism) lol
The worst is when you go out, you think you look semi ok but the next day someone shows you the picture evidence and you think "Fucking hell, did I actually look like that?"
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lol you remind me so much of me i had to cheque the name to make sure i didn't write itlol
Quote by The Dukes
I would rather go without a shag then just shag someone i didn't fancy!!

With you on that one also dave
you guys are so fussy i'm never gunna get a shag at this rate lol
Quote by Sexysteph
didn't someone else post the link to this game not so long back? or was that somewhere else lol

yeah we have had it before NN lol (and the game wink )
:shock:
thank god for that though i was going mad confused
Quote by Phoenix
50's? confused

Will be next year ......
hey lol I'm not old, NN says so,,,,,, I think confused
Bah, who cares.... I can still get it up wink
that'll do for me :thumbup:
Quote by Phoenix
i usually go for older guys lol

Quote by givemeahug
I just love older men

Woooo Hoooo, chucks away zimmer frame and runs around in glee.
Then reads rest of post
Quote by naughtynymphos1
not that old tho

Quote by givemeahug
over 35

OMG, 35 is old confused: reaches for heart tablets and collapses in to armchair with slippers and pipe lol
noooooooooooooo 35 not old, bloody hope not anyway lol
Quote by Phoenix
wouldn't call any 40's old myself lol

More.... a touch more.... come on now.... :idea:
50's? confused
Quote by The Dukes
i usually go for older guys, not to old tho lol

So what do you call Old NN1, is early 40's OK
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wouldn't call any 40's old myself lol
i usually go for older guys, not to old tho lol
i'm like Serendipity on this one older guys, younger to same age range women, saying that i have met women quite a bit older than me and had a great time :thumbup:
I'm not really sure what i find attractive about women to be honest, i think it changes person to person
I like the gentleness of a female, they do not try and tune in radio 1 with ur nipples and think that harder is better when it comes to your below bit as lot of men do :shock: i love kissing anyway but theres just something about kissing a woman that a man just can't come close to, for me anyway.
I like dark women with long dark hair, by dark i don't mean black tho black women are always welcome wink just a dark completion.
The fact that women want to be your friend, most women i have met i have a good friendship with, go shopping with, meet for a drink etc i havn't found any guys who have been like that, not that i want to shopping with a guy but to just pop round for a drink and expect nothing,.
Suppose theres lots of things when it comes down to it but for me most has nothing to do with looks
Quote by da69ve
I would rather go without a shag then just shag someone i didn't fancy!!
So not all men are like that! wink

............................but for how long? wink
Believe it or not i have standards......i would rather have a wank and use my imagination then have sex with someone i didn't fancy!....
a man with standards :shock:
surely not bolt
Personally i would do your uni course, at the end of the day you are doing this to better yourself and get a good job for your child, i assum anyway thats why most go to uni, it is hard working with small kids i have done it myself and me and my hubby are now in a situation where i work nights and he does days and i leave 3 hours after he gets in, it is hard but worth it in the long run when in a few years down the line you are where you want to be, you will look back and be glad you stuck it out, if you pack up in a few years you will be in the same place as you are now but with a older child, of course its upto you but i feel after getting married and having kids to many women put themselves last and try and keep everyone else happy...ask yourself what you really want to do...if you really want this uni place stick with it you family will still be there after :thumbup:
Quote by bluexxx
JUDY.......... oi, over here lol lol lol lol lol

ok i'm not usually one for giving compliments but judy's never 50+?? :shock:
ok i'm going to be honest here lol
when it comes to meeting people off here for private meets then yes i have to be attracted to them
but :shock:
if i go to a club i do not feel the same, if i go into a open room where there's many people on a bed having sex i will just go join in and yes it is a bit like a shags a shag, i do like group sex and i feel that you limit your fun if your to picky amd start saying ...oh no not you...ooo you can have a go lol
so for me it really does depend on the situation wink
i get loads of Pms from young men looking for a older woman confused
what i want to know is at what age are you considered a older woman? ok i know if your older then your a older woman but do young guys have a age gap limit b4 your considered a older woman? cause i got a message from a guy who was 30 a while back saying he liked older woman and being 32 myself i didn't really consider myself old enough for a guy who was 30 calling me a older woman i kinda see that as my own age group lol....if that makes any sence confused
ohh i met a guy with a foot fetish b4, no matter what you did he managed to get my toes in his gob...honest never knew i could bend in such ways......then he asked me to stand on his face :shock: right ok for those of you who know me know i'm not a size 10 so i was seriously worried at this request lol but trying to keep him happy i kinda clung onto the window ledge for dear life to hold some of my weight so as not to push his nose thro the back of his head :shock: :shock: ahhh happy days :lol2:
:welcome: rich1979 wink
:shock: thats not nice at all
but yes i get abusive replys, the best one's are when a guy sends you a message and you say no you don't want to meet and they get all defensive saying ...well your a fat bitch anyway i can do better than you, you sound be grateful i want to meet you :shock: (yes i did actually get that as a reply once)......what i wonna know is if i'm a fat bitch anyway and they can do better why fecking message me in the first place.....does that not make them more desparate than me confused
Quote by AndyWolves
As in it sounds like it could be a great way to need a to to the clinic?

personally i cannot see there are any higher risks than going to any sex club/party, i have been to clubs and seen women having large gang bangs, just normal everyday customer women who are not there cause they are payed but cause they enjoy it, they are just as much at risk of catching something than the payed women and your more likely to go with her because shes not getting payed!! so long as you protcet yourself the best you feel you need to theres no more chance of you catching something of a pro than any other woman, some women in clubs may actually go with more guys than the payed ones, your not a STD magnet just cause your getting payed lol
Quote by Naughty Nymphos
:shock: ok right now your in trouble young man smackbottom
you can have the name but give me my bloody lara back mad

Say please and we'll discuss it :P
pretty please with a bj on the top biggrin
Quote by AndyWolves
Guys - was this place safe?
Just would be really worried that you'd bring home more than you bargained for....
Apart from the fact I wouldn't fancy paying for it (unless the SH BBW posse had a shift there!)

bring home more than you bargained for in what way? confused
you don't pay the women you just pay a entry fee as in any club, the club pay the women
:shock: ok right now your in trouble young man smackbottom
you can have the name but give me my bloody lara back mad
Quote by little gem
And then there is the hell's angel look.... biker leathers, longer hair, tats, peircings..... like he's going to tie you up and eat you alive, then keep taking you wildly all night.

oooo you've got me all excited now hump
anyone for a shag? :lol2:
Quote by AndyWolves
OK, so I need to look like a gay biker in a dinnersuit?
Jeeeezus you girls can be hard to please!
Oh and Darkfire? - I got loads of Calvies wink :twisted: wink
NN, sorry hun, my biker jacket was stolen from my car last year...never did replace it rolleyes

oh well thats me in the billy no m8s corner as usual sad
(starting to feel like people are avoiding her)
get ya coat darkfire you've pulled gal wink :lickface:
Quote by Naughty Nymphos
well theres nothing to stop people registering unused nicks and if by putting a _ in lets them register then its not really hijacked, i guess you could ask then nicely if they mind changing or easier still you change yours but seeing as they have done nothing wrong i suppose you can't make them confused

I'm so glad you said that, I've been vascilating for ages as to whether or not I could actually use the only nick I could think of...
I think I love you, NN!
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N N
:shock: another nympho, fancy a shag then? hump
ok now i'm confused was that me? lol