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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Runrig
porridge oats and tea helps you keep it up all day

porridge is nasty stuff and should be banned confused
Quote by TallFunLondon
i don't do breakfast, never have since i was a kid so i'm ok ta :smug:

but its the most important meal of the day!! - so they (whoever they might be) say!
i just can't face food in the morning, i usually have a cuppa coffe then get summat about 2pm, only time i eat brekky is when i'm on a diet and i make myself eat it so i don't get to hungy and pig put later lol
Quote by AndyWolves
Ahhh, the eternal debate in my life.....Get up for breakfast or just another 10 minutes in bed.
Guess I'm weak, but I seem to have given up breakfast a long time ago....so I guess that leaves me in bed with NN while you lot munch your toast/cornflakes?!

shift over then your on my side of the bed wink
Quote by glasgow_girl_30
STOP IT YOU LOT !!!!
I am trying to stay off the sweets mad but now i want a highland toffee bar or a bag of the big toffee sweets cant remember what they are called used to be 2pence
rolleyes

ooooooo highland toffee bar now you talking :thumbup:
Quote by marmalaid
your going scuba diving in the desert? :shock:

Yep, wanna come? It keeps the water out of my ears!
would love to hang on just packing wink
can't say i needed persuading either
not really sure how i got into it bit of a long story really lol
the first 3sum i have was many many years ago with the couple i used to baby sit for redface
after that i went with a few men/woman nothing serious just tarted about as you do when your young wink then i met paul (the hubby) and i never told him about any of this as far as he knew i was a herto female blah blah blah lol
many years later ( and i can honestly say i never cheated on him but the fact i was in a 'normal' hetro relationship was very hard for me as i longed to meet women for many years while we was together) i suggested we tryed swinging as i was very curious about having sex with women (see what happens when your not honest from the start lol) he was a bit unsure about it, did the usual...why arn't i good enough for you no more thing.....but we did meet a couple and the rest is history :twisted: that was about 5 years ago now
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you wait til some bugger nicks your avatars on a regular basis :taz:

its only cause ya soooooooooo good looking meaty wink
i've never even heard of the texan choc bar confused
have to agree with spangles and mo jos i loved them used to get 3 for 1p......ahhh them was the days u used to get a bag full of sweets in a 10p mix instead of the 3 you get now days lol
ohhh and as for space dust during oral i tryed that once and got very sticky and for once it wasn't me wink
Quote by TallFunLondon
Being blunt i would say that i look at it as...
The starter - oral
The main course - pink
Pudding - anal
ie the main course is the most important but the others are also great because I am always hungry! rolleyes

nah sorry i have to disagree with you here, deffo the starters the most important if i don't have a good starter they not getting any main course lol but i like pudding too :thumbup:
do i get to abuse you in the back of my camper van if i come? :rascal:
not that i have a camper van but worth a try lol
We would try our best to be there :thumbup:
oh yeah and i second EP no bloody fancy dress confused
Quote by Darkfire
:angel: >>>> Darkfire dressed up as a dumpy little fat cherub complete with halo blink

well i think for one you'd look dead cute lol
(goes back to being gagged)
Quote by sleazy
Well call me a cynic but all i can see in this thread is someone coming on, with evey intention of sparking a 'heated debate' if not actually a row..... some topics are going to achieve this end spectacularly, gay sex, 'cheating', racism and to some extent politics.
Thats not to say that some good points haven't been raised and addressed but I think leedslad got what he was looking for, essentially a fight.....

yeah and now hes got it hes buggered off :lol2:
Quote by purplemonkey
i agree that they have not done anything wrong, per se
but i wonder why they chose that name?
is it that they want to impersonate me, or just a coincidence?

why did you chose the name?
most unusual names have a meaning behind it manybe the name means something to them and its just a coincidence wink
well theres nothing to stop people registering unused nicks and if by putting a _ in lets them register then its not really hijacked, i guess you could ask then nicely if they mind changing or easier still you change yours but seeing as they have done nothing wrong i suppose you can't make them confused
Quote by LeedsLad1981
So we live in a world where we have to fucking ban piggy banks. An english tradition thrown in the bin becase of what? Because it makes us look racist Sorry but how do they work that out

can i just add to that, in that the banning of piggy banks is totally down to our goverment and not the jewish people, a magazine interviewed the head of some jewish church (or whatever he was lol) and he said he though it was stupid and a piggy bank was not offensive to him or as far as he new any other jewish person at all.
Quote by fabio grooverider
It strikes me that once again leedslad if you try to put forward an opinion about the state of the country and immigration you will be accused of racism. You nad all of us in a democracy should be allowed to voice that opinion and not be insulted by small minded individuals that will always look for racism in what is said
You keep going fella, voice it how you feel it

Really.... so what exactly are you advocating when it comes to immegration..... i'd love to hear it.....i am slowly getting more and more angry.....
gives fabio a nice back massage wink
Quote by stevio
It strikes me that once again leedslad if you try to put forward an opinion about the state of the country and immigration you will be accused of racism. You nad all of us in a democracy should be allowed to voice that opinion and not be insulted by small minded individuals that will always look for racism in what is said
You keep going fella, voice it how you feel it

i never called him racist i just pointed out that we have done the same to other country and in many cases much worse, people in glass houses thats all i'm saying wink
Firstly i do agree that if people come to this country they should fit in with us not the other way round but i feel that about every country, saying that i would like to ask who went over to africa and took all the slaves? who went over to america and wiped out all the native american villages and killed them by the thousands? who went over to australia and dump all the out casts? who went to small settlments all over the world spreading illnesses.....ermm was us wasn't it? wink
oh and the india thing was a very bad example cause as maia said yes we did
Quote by dargento
advice......
go slowly........
.....veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly.....

just shove it in ffs man and stop messing about :lol2:
Always makes me laugh threads like this, sorry but i have to wonder what kind of a relastionship people have thats they have to ask a bunch of strangers about getting their mrs swinging instead of sitting down and talking to her about it!
Right my suggestion on the matter, me being a expert n all lol
buy a small dildo and try that first and build upto you cock size wink
Quote by Darkfire
and you can keep schtum too NN !! :gagged:
smackbottom smackbottom

hhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmmpppphhhh mmmmpppppfffffffff :gagged:
Quote by Darkfire
but there's no way on this Gods earth i'm participating in a masterclass complete with spangly thong! lol blink

awww go on pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee poke
Quote by Darkfire

To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink wink

You ARE shittin me aint ya?? :shock: :shock:
Not in this lifetime honey, I'm shy! redface , honest :twisted:
masterclass with me indeed rolleyes
shy :laughabove: