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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Vix
My enjoyment of talking about the same things over and over and over and...
That's what got me into swinging. rolleyes

:lol2: i was thinking something like that
Quote by equi-princess
I absolutely loathe having my photo taken........ it stems from being dragged in front of the camera for pics for Grandma...... to everyday stuff like photo security passes.....
I hate it.....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

i'm like that the only pics i have are the ones on my add and thats cause i though i had better put some on lol i take a crap pic
Quote by spurter
I'm presuming your male steelslad?
Very horny when you get 2 fit lads wearing nothing but tights, either just the 2 of them or when sharing a girl.

now that sounds good, next time you and ya m8s get ya tights on can i watch? :thumbup:
Quote by marmalaid
thanks ,the siggy a copy of a tattoo i got xxxxxxxxxxxx

You have one heck of a sparkly tattoo, how did you manage that?
twat :lol2:
Quote by AndyWolves
Maybe we could have the SH photo class?
To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink wink

wooo hooo i'll come and watch, darkfire get ya best thongs on gal wink
Quote by bbw
i agree with NN
I am a BBW... and have been to clubs and private parties..... and met some very nice people too...
Just coz ur BBW...doesn't mean there has to be a bbw only party smile

to be honest with you i wouldn't want to go to a party where everyone was the same, the fact that we are all different makes it better, parties that cater for all are best wink
Well............ what a thread this one is, woohoo! Power to the bbw thats what i say lol
Having named myself as bbw i feel that I really must contribute to the 7 pages of reading that has just taken me the best part of 20 minutes to get through rolleyes
I have been to bbw only parties and to be quite honest with you felt like some kind of circus freak. Comparing lumps and bumps made me more self conscious than ever before and pigeon holing people is not my idea of fun, i prefer the enjoyment of meeting people for who they are rather than the size of their waist!!
I have never ever had trouble attracting men or women to that fact and at 5ft 9 and a size 26 feel that I more than qualify for the title of a bbw! Although have never seen what the offical definition of what one is, I could be miles out. I know it originally came from the USA and they have Super BBW's which are over 30 stone I think!
Having said all that, i am always up for any kind of party that involves vodka and jelly, so please be sure to count me in, as long as my skinny mates are all invited as well lol
love bbw :beer:
someone say vodka jelly? :shock:
Quote by norfolkbigirl
hold ups for me all the time, lol
get to hot and sweaty in tights.
:giggle: :giggle:

i agree tights are horrable things, feel all hot and bothered in them confused
Well BBW is the posh term for a big bird
W/E mean got/want a big cock
:welcome: to the site and hope you find what you are looking for wink
Quote by kazswallows
I've been to lap dancing clubs b4 but i would never pay to have some women wave her arse in my face lol tho i'm happy to watch her do it to others wink

cheapskate wink
damn right why should i pay for a girl to dance for me who i can't touch when i can go to a club and shag one for free? wink
And you turned down the offer of a free lap dance :shock: :shock: :shock: lol lol lol
i did? :shock:
was i pissed? :lol2:
ohhh i'm really crap at dirty talk, i think its the only time in my life i'm lost for words :lol2:
what also annoys me is why is it when people do the dirty talk thing the whisper and it usually ends up summat like this
other person.....mumble whisper mumble
me......what :!:
other person......mumble whisper mumble
me....... say that again :shock:
other person......mumble whisper mumble
me.......what? i can't hear you speak up lol
rolleyes
Quote by treasurechest
men look good in:
black pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
red pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
good quality (preferably intalian) business suites
dinner suites
hard hats
oh and did i mention..................................dinner suites?
smile

All you need is the red indian and you've got the Village People!
Wern't they gay?
noooooooo they wasn't was they? :shock:
you have just shattered my whole childhood memories, you'll be saying santa's not real next lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
TUT
its not in tipton its in Rowley Regis
it's all the land of yam yam, stop being pedantic smackbottom
but i'm good at being pedantic :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
TUT
its not in tipton its in Rowley Regis
awww innit nice how people really do care about each other on here, makes you kinda feel all warm inside wink
I ain't really got the body to be dressing tarty so a pair of old jeans and a jumper will have to do if you meet me :lol2:
Quote by devondelight
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

smackbottom smackbottom NN, that's soooo not true rolleyes
I agree totally Darkfire .. I have met NN and she is gorgeous :P
DD
redface redface redface
Quote by Darkfire
any signposts worthy of a photo anywhere between you and me then NN? :

as it happens :lol2:
theres a street near us called knob end (honest) we could have a pic of us one either side of knob end lol
Quote by mr filth
I've been to lap dancing clubs b4 but i would never pay to have some women wave her arse in my face lol tho i'm happy to watch her do it to others wink

cheapskate wink
damn right why should i pay for a girl to dance for me who i can't touch when i can go to a club and shag one for free? wink
Quote by AndyWolves
Anyways, bloody get it organised!!!

:shock: you get it organised cheeky :lol2:
Quote by AndyWolves
(Just want NN and Darkfire all to myself though!!)

greedy smackbottom
Quote by TallSexyLondon
I get on well with almost all my ex's and would not want them to know that I have started this lifestyle if only because I wouldn't want them to think back that i was not happy at the time with them!
If that makes sense?

but you obviously wasn't or they wouldn't be your ex's confused