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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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I've been to lap dancing clubs b4 but i would never pay to have some women wave her arse in my face lol tho i'm happy to watch her do it to others wink
I think some people on this site take it and its rules far to serious, now i know that rules are there to be followed but at the end of the day people can still go where they like and speak to who they like about what they like and if members want to meet in a pub and tell people they are swingers thats totally upto then, being on a site does not mean that sites owns you and can tell you who you can and cannot talk to while out with other members at a munch or other wise, now i know noone said that the site does try to do that but i fell certain members thinks it does.
Sorry you feel the way you do plymgal, it dounds like you had a good night and met some nice people, please try to remember that there are nice people on this site wink
Quote by da69ve
Don't you just hate trick or treat!!.......while walking the dog i saw some nasty little hoodies acting like right little fuckers!.....its just an excuse for them to terrorise people with eggs and flour!! mad

i quite agree, i have given to a few smaller kids tonight who have knocked on the door with their mum stood at the end of the path and they had made a real effort in dressing up and looked really cute :smug:
But i have just been to the shop and had bloody teenager running up to me and screaming trick or treat in my face just dressed in their normal clothes, your right it is just another excuse to be a pain for some of them mad
Quote by The Dukes
I like an Irish accent, but any will do as long as they keep saying more wink

Notts is a good accent :thumbup:
Quote by Lissa

dulce et deqorum est................ :shock:

Pro patria mori
wink
yeah i had a pink one but it died confused
Quote by johneboy
Where did you go? :shock:
when did you go? :shock:
didn't even notice you wasn't here redface
welcome back kiss

NN, in answer to your comments above:
Cyprus
3 weeks ago
Thanks confused
Thanks biggrin
:lol2: passionkiss
Ice cream :bounce:
none of your cheap crap, gotta be expensive made with full cream type, you know the kind that makes you put a stone on just taking it out the freezer lol
infact sod sex give me two tubs wink
Quote by dargento
judyTV.....finished off dargento............17thDec........in the lounge......or in a hotel.......with a crop.......or the whip...........

is that wishful thinking? wink
Quote by dargento
can i join the queue sharon please............
im a str8 guy but i could make a quick buck selling coffee and doughnuts up and down the line......... biggrin biggrin biggrin
ever aware of a business oportunity<<<<

Not garlic bread and cheese cake then? :giggle:
Quote by Chief moo
Oh my god!!
Hi everyone,
I'm back, and can't belive what everyone has said!! you guy's have brought a tear to my eye. Thank you, thank you all for the kind words and support you have given me and Lil' miss 2hot this last week, it mean's so much to the both of us. Lm2h2h told me how great everyone's been and have been a real good true friend to her while i was away. For that i'm forever in your debt. Thank you!
And thank's for the pm's, but please bare with me if i take a while to reply my hand's and knuckle's are still very swollen (i think they we're stamped on) so it's very difficul;t to type.
Even tho, the damage i have been caused, not just physical and mentaly but also finacelly too as i'm self employed. I would'nt think twice and doing it again. There is no place for violence to women in any circumstances. It's a big issue to me, men hitting women, When i was young i often saw my dad hit my mom and it used to break my heart.
I can not understand how anyone could do such a thing?
But, I'm not going to get in that depressing story. I am just so god damn! pleased to be back biggrin
jimmy

Welcome back moo man kiss
I'm so glad you are ok, words cannot explain the feelings towards such people, but at least you are ok and thats the main thing, its the mental damage that takes time to heal after a attack but with a good woman by your side anything can happen wink
Quote by AndyWolves
Having lived in the for a few years, I agree - the accent does change massively...made me smile the first time I was with a girl from Black Heath....instead of screaming "yes" to a rythm, she screamed "Arrr" - NN will be able to fill you in on a bit more of this local dialect maybe!?

I have only lived here 3 years m8 so i'm not a expert on the local dialect lol
i just have noticed the the accent changes so much from town to town is such a small area and in tipton where we live it is very strong but you only have to go a few miles down the road to walsall or wolves and they sound totally diffarent.
Well i'm more than happy to piss on someone if thats what they are into, not to keen to be pissed on tho bolt
Where did you go? :shock:
when did you go? :shock:
didn't even notice you wasn't here redface
welcome back kiss
Quote by Mal
You'll also find that they don't tend to stand too close together in this queue!!! :shock: lol
Mal
wink

TUT
ohh i used to love that gane when i was a kid lol
I think it was EagerSlut who killed meat2pleaseu in the lay by with a huge fecking dildo :rascal:
Quote by girldogger
how gross

ohh i dunno i was thinking of asking sharon to pass on the names of any 12+ men she may meet :rascal:
Quote by bigDaddy
As a matter of fact, I did not go alone. I went with several females if you must know and yes we had a wonderful time. Tut tut, why so many of you expect the worst id never know. And modulator, why you would want to give me a strike after being picked on a publicly humiliated by fabio gr... Surely you should have a policy that discouraged members being picked on no matter how new/old they are.

must have cost you a fortune at the chippy after:lol2:
Quote by deancannock
well i notice noone said a Tipton accent :lol2:
damn and blast even the locals can't undderstand each other confused
I quite like irish accent myself

excuse me...check out last post on page one !!!!!!!
yeah but in all fairness the black country is a big area, and there are many different accents within it, even from dudley to Tipton you can hear the difference and wolves accent is nothing like round here, i have found the further you get away from dudley the milder the accent seem to be.
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
oops forgot a tipton accent too
now stop moaning daughter

i havn't got a Tipton accent :shock:
Quote by HornyRed
What have YOU done that's useful? innocent innocent

Some men are useful my arse :kissmyarse:
Im a fraid ill have to disagree.
What has Dino done :shock: Feck all, which never changes.
He can make a cup coffee, smoking and watching football. Multitasking is a strange thing, it only seems to work when he needs it, weird :shock:
What has Hornyred done :rascal: Got horny and steamy with two sexy attentive men.
Then i do everything that needs to be done, except watching football and making brews. I do all jobs to a high standard, Dino cant manage medium standard biggrin
So its only fair i get all luxury treatments wink and loads of attention.
Men useful dunno Sex, fixing things and car things. Thats it rolleyes
Oh yes of course sperms :rascal:
H, red x

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i'm with you on this one matey :lol2:
Quote by sleazy
I wouldn't be without mine,,,,,,,,, and if ya had ever driven with naughtynymphos navigating you would know why lol......

:shock:
i'm good at reading maps me
Quote by Sexysteph
Hang on NN has it been established that this is a newbie problem????????

Sorry maybe i'm just getting carried away with myself, everytime i have had a no show on a private meet or when i have spoken to others about their no shows at meets, munches etc it always seems to be new people to, i genrally think that well know people on the site know how much effort goes into such things as munches and i have always found they let people know, but i admit i am no expert on the matter so i'm shut my gob and go to work sad
Quote by DreamerHelen
I have posted in here a couple of times with a few lighthearted remarks but for the first time I really have to RANT!!!
BEWARE bad language about to follow!!
I am sooooo fucking mad right now. I organised a Munch last night, it's been planned since May and there were originally 90-odd people on the list.....
Just to make it clear, i have NO problems with those that can't make it for whatever reason and let me know by some form of communication (text, phone, PM, Email or on the thread)....we all know things happen, even on the night that means people can't make it, so please be CLEAR I don't have a problem with those people....
What i DO have a huge fucking problem with is those people that say they want to come, ask to come and even sometimes beg to come and then don't fucking well turn up!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
I have sent out two different PM's - One saying "You are definitely invited, stand by for details" and One saying "Here is your invite the Munch will be at such and such a place".....so people can't say they didn't get an Invite and if they didn't get an Invite they should have PM'd me to say so!!!
I very nearly didn't have enough money to pay the Bouncer last night, a measley £50 because people didn't bother to turn up!!! We had 25 people that turned up last night out of nearly 90 that were on the list!!!! And granted about 10 people had PM'd me or Texted me to say they couldn't come which was fine, but where were the other 55 people that didn't turn up!!!!!!!! mad
I am sooooo fucking mad right now at the inconsiderate people that almost ruined nearly 6 months of planning and organising.....well I hope you're all proud of yourselves and feel very ashamed of yourselves......If you have any decency you'll send me a PM today about why you weren't there!!!!
Right, rant over......Phew, I feel a bit better now.....

Well i think this just about sums up why only known people and people who can be vouched usually get munch invites, so many newbies moan they do not get invites and say you have to be part of the incroud to get in, then you go and invite them and they don't show, i recon dawns idea is a good one everytime you get a no show PM a mod black list the ones who keep not turning up.
New i'm all for new people going to munches its great to see new faces as well as old one's but when someone had taken so long to organise a munch it really is damn right rude to not turn up when you have asked for a invite, as helen has said we all know things turn up and sometimes you can't make it but bloody hell what does it take to send off a PM?
Glad you had a great time, i have always said you are a lovely lady who will help anyone and its nice to know you get it back as well wink
Just sorry i had to work all weekend and missed all the fun sad
Quote by markz
or just pay someone to do it for you biggrin

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thats why i married my hubby i get free pc services lol
yeah yeah you can read can't you? lol
and you must have been on the thread in order to have seen the list flipa