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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Got to share with you what my dopy hubby has just said to me
sleazy.....have you seen the list of whos going to Marcusos birthday party?
Me.......yes
sleazy......he'll never get all that lot in his house :shock:
rotflmao bless him
Quote by JizzyMuffDiver
My place still up for grans tonight...any takers....anyone wanna get in outa the rain?
PM me for details.....
wink wink

you've invited your Gran? :shock:
Its not always easy to keep none munch people out of munches anyway, when we went to the NW one the DJ had a couple of his m8s in the munch and later on in the night one was on the street inviting his m8 up to 'join the party' :shock:
But no harm was done and everyone had a good night, sometimes these things just happen smile
Quote by Bubba74
Anything with Hugh Grant in - there's only so much mileage you can get playing a bumbling English fop. mad

gerrof he'll get at least another 8 films outa it yet lol
Quote by dargento
bluexxx...................you rang?????
CHEEEESE CAKE.........CAKE>>>>>WITH CHEESE IN????
im starting to get that some 1 is calling my name feeling every time some 1 says
GAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC BREAD....... :shock:

ffs will someone gag that man :gagged:
right back to my wall paper paste fetish lol
Turn ons....hummm long dark hair on male or female :rascal:
Kissing passionkiss
Eye contact in conversation :shock:
Turn offs.....people who love themselves :twisted:

Quote by stevebell71uk
what turns me on is females that no what there doing 3 somes more somes any thing to with with sex tatoos piercings but dont i dont have any and hows this im a strait guy that gets turned on by seeing other guys

say that again in English :shock:
Quote by sleazy
Point Break redface

lol my hubbie actually thinks thats a good film :shock:
For me its gotta be the nightmear on elm street films...how bad was they? lol

Err it was a good film
Not sure it would be classed as a b movie, but the entire dusk till dawn series..... gd what tripe... but ya couldn't turn away frm the screen lol
you was watching that last night :shock:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Did anyone see Trick or Treat?
Was totally crap when you look back but had a cool sound track and i fancied the pants off Tony Fields :rose:

i have the trick or treat cd by fastway if you want a copy biggrin
OMG i'd having a mid life crisis go on then drop it over...payment in kind wink
Did anyone see Trick or Treat?
Was totally crap when you look back but had a cool sound track and i fancied the pants off Tony Fields :rose:
I wanted a program a while back about a woman who was trying to pay her way thro medical school and to fund herself she did wierd things to people confused one guy had a drip put into his bollox and had the filled with water :shock: they was huge by the time she had done and then he just went, by all accounts the water gets rid of itself over a few days, she also did the body suspending with hooks :shock: now got me thinking imagine after watching this your layed up in hospital and she walking in in her nurses uniform....you wouldn's see me for dust bolt
Quote by dargento
oi sleazy back me up here.....im being abused by your lady....on second thoughts... biggrin biggrin biggrin can i apply to be aboused next time were down your way ??? biggrin biggrin

you like being abused? :shock:
ohhh spooky lol
Quote by bluexxx

Also people who want to smoke in pubs could avoid offending people eating garlic bloody bread!!!

GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIC BREAD
Sorry, just felt compelled to do that before dargento sees this thread lol lol lol
ffs don't you start n all woman smackbottom
Quote by Serendipity
Point Break redface

lol my hubbie actually thinks thats a good film :shock:
For me its gotta be the nightmear on elm street films...how bad was they? lol
Quote by Kink24
Lol sorry to land u in it Naughtynymphos.
Hows about I buy you a drink sometime to make up for it?
biggrin

deal see you at the pie factory in 10 mins lol
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Plus why would anyone come onto a swingers site and want to ask you questions about bloody Japan dunno

Oh because they want to know something about Japan.

oh duh but surly we'd google it if we did?
again why would we come on a swinging site for questions about japan?

For the same reason people come here to ask computer related questions you hypocritical nazi.
oh you racist punk ass rotflmao
P.S thats mistress nypocritical nazi to you wink
Just try dropping a few hints, tell her about a 'm8' of yours who swings and watch out for her reaction wink
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