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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Mal
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
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i don't believe ya lol
It's true hunny... I made him drop his kegs just cause i didnae believe he would have had such a lovely lovely ass.... but... it has to be said... it is a lovely lovely ass.... and it looks just as good IRL too it isn't any of that photoshop trickery some use neither wink
And thanks Mal for the view hunny... kiss
No problem Tatty, anytime!! lol lol
Mal
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so whens my viewing? dunno
Happy birthday
don't think i have ever had anything saucy for a pressy, best presant i have ever had was my Gucci watch
lol
Quote by EagerSlut

i think they on offer at the local adsa, buy 1 get 1 free lol

What would I do with two? :confused: dunno
:crazy: :bounce: :bounce:

save 1 for a rainy day dunno
Quote by EagerSlut
.........................women's belly buttons.
We've all got one but why is it that some women have a sort of elongated oval shaped indent (running from top to bottom) where their belly button is? :undecided:
I've never seen this feature on a man.
I find it particularly cute, sexy and attractive wink wink
Where can I get one? dunno redface redface redface (jealous)
Show us your belly buttons girls. :grin: :grin: :grin:

wierdo loon
:grin:
i think they on offer at the local adsa, buy 1 get 1 free lol
I am the bi fem half of a couple and yes i indeed do meet on my own as well as with the hubby.
lend us your mrs for the night and you can have ours wink
lol
Quote by Mal
What if it had been a mod who had been recognized by someone they banned?
:uhoh:
cc_7up

I tend not to walk around flashing my arse at everyone, no matter how nice it is!! redface lol !
Mal
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:laughabove:
Micheal Barrymore - bloody obvious why innnit? hes a twat and i can't stand him mad
Roy Chubby Brown - cause hesd a arse hole, but he'd prob take that as a complimet confused
Johnathan Ross - Cause he bugs the shit outa me, i just can't watch him
No no it wasn't a dream nor was it a figment of my imagination rolleyes
I did bump into him this morning and after hanging about 10 mins waiting for everyone else to sod off i had him :twisted:
So turns out hes a ex member of the site, he said he was banned a while back by some :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: mod, his words not mine, u know i love all you mods :grin:
But he said he still comes on and reads the site from time to time and recognised me from my add in the couples looking section :shock:
But have i now took my pics off confused: have i feck lol
Right can i go to bed now just done a 10 hour sift and its nearly 7am? sad
Quote by Mal
Forgot?????
how about we forget to sign your leave pass from SH? The trauma and stress around here at the moment is nobodies business!! Don't let it drag onto the weekend - we couldn't cope!!! :shock:
Mal
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what leave pass? :shock:
u trying to get rid of me Mal sad
Quote by Angel Chat
oh i for got about this thread

You forgot about this thread?? Sleepless nights I've had, wondering who it is that knows you're you and you just calmly "forget about it"??? Pah. There's about 50 of us constantly refreshing our screens just to find out he is ffs woman rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol
lol but i know who he is i just don't know his user name, had someone off here sent me a PM saying i know you from work etc i would feel different.
I will get the thumb screws out just for you angel kiss
Quote by da69ve
if i ever meet a woman wearing fur for fur's sake, ie:- if your an eskimo, thats fine, if your walking down the high street....no no,
i would be tempted to club/shoot/trap, just to give her a taste of what she is wearing went through.

you know what makes me laugh, and don't get me wrong i am fully against fur, but i bet every single one of you who has said its wrong wear leather without a second thought wink
I know what your saying...but doesn't leather come from animals we also use for food rather than just skinning animals for it's fur to make some vulger rich person happy!!
nope leather cows are bread for their skin, i have no doubt they make use of the meat after but they are firstly bread for the skin
oh i for got about this thread
I didn't see him when i went in to book my hols, not sure they would have been to happy with me at work if i had gone looking around for him lol
but i'm in tonight so if hes in in the morning i will no doubt see him on my way out lol
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ohhh i'm all excited :bounce:
i ain't been to a munch since.....ermmmm......the last one i went too lol
so cummon own up whos dressing up b4 i decide if i do or not confused: confused:

Quote by rockstripe
Hi all. This is Rockstripe...will be at munch on sat and looking forward to meeting you all....It's my first munch so please be gentle....lol.....and no taking the micky out of my Brummie accent....see you all soon.

i'll take the piss outa ur brummie accent :twisted:
Quote by teppic
if i ever meet a woman wearing fur for fur's sake, ie:- if your an eskimo, thats fine, if your walking down the high street....no no,
i would be tempted to club/shoot/trap, just to give her a taste of what she is wearing went through.

you know what makes me laugh, and don't get me wrong i am fully against fur, but i bet every single one of you who has said its wrong wear leather without a second thought wink
Quote by northwest-cpl

Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak) lol

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

Bugger!!!!
I wish you'd posted that a bit sooner.
Anyone got any idea where these bits go?
thats minging :shock:
funny but bloody minging lol
Oh for crying out loud just tell her
we're all adults after all and surely even in a none swinging relationship wifes can't really think their hubbies never think of other women dunno
and they do recon most men when cumming are thinking of someone other than who they are with at the time wink
Quote by Mal
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
wink

i don't believe ya lol