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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by clifton224
they must be bisexual as hostess is bi and likes to have fun with the ladys that go..

what if you find a woman and she don't fancy the hostess? or are u assuming bi women will shag any woman?
reminded me of a m8 of ours
he had a cling film fetish, he used to love being wrapped from head to toe in the stuff and just have a straw to breath thro, he met a woman one night asked her to do this so she did and put a funnel in his mouth and pissed in it lol
and this was one of our 'normal' m8s who lived on the hubbies mum and dads street confused
Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. rolleyes Are we doing something wrong? confused

keep trying it will wink
Been trying for the last 29 years! :shock:
How long does it take? wink
find a guy with a smaller cock? dunno
Quote by teppic
i can only think of one thing at the moment
all bran ! :shock:

ewww birds nests lol
i bloody hate that stuff
Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. rolleyes Are we doing something wrong? confused

keep trying it will wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sqeaky, you've come to the right place. my mate's just split up with his girlfriend who's a fur model, should i get her to pm you?

i've told you about posting my pics b4 smackbottom
whoo hoo a local-ish lesbian must be my lucky day :grin:
:welcome: to the site
Hope you find what your looking for wink
Quote by Colts23
didn't know fale's had fur :shock: :P
ohhh, damn, you were quick with that edit :P lol

:grin:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
ohhhhhhhhhhh 5 horny 18 year old girls :P
can i be the tester for you guys see if they upto standard wink

as long as i can bring my camera kit :bounce:
yeah why the hell not, i'll test them for you then i'll have the young lad after seeing as he likes old gits lol
Quote by tattyxpx
I quite like it when I am straddling on top of one.. with the other coming in from behind...redface:

:thumbup:
ohhhhhhhhhhh 5 horny 18 year old girls :P
can i be the tester for you guys see if they upto standard wink
my word how do you possabily reply to such a add without getting totally gross dunno well you can't can you so here goes
Shit does not sit in you anal passange unless you need to go, and then you can feel it, so as a rule so long as you do not feel you need to go you should not get any shit whlle doing anal.
I myself have done anal many many times redface and have never had this problem at all, i have also used toys on guys bums and they have always come out clean.
Dare say some other people have other stories but i have to say it is not a problem i have ever come up against :thumbup:
Quote by true20man
i am i promise! would rather be a little smaller really and a little slimmer but thats life.................................
steph!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

wouldn't we all :shock:
actually i'd like to be about 2 foot taller lol lol
ok i'm not going to state the obvious and ask for loads of cars and money lol
1 A cure for cancer
2 A cure for AIDS
3 A end to children suffering, from hunger to abuse
Why well obvious really
Quote by The Dukes
So we are waiting here!!!!!! did you get your PM. i'm from around Mansfield but it wasn't me honest

i'll be in mansfield at the weekend wink but should hope it wasn't you thats one hell of a way to work lol
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
Such a way with words,as always,NN,but glad you asked,I was wondering the same!
hey u know me pebs, you get what it says on the tin lol lol
Quote by alspals
..happened to me too...but they thought I was Fabio! :shock: :doh:
rotflmao rotflmao

PMSL rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
got all excited then thought u was my work guy lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
well? dunno

nope still waiting, i have got to nip in tomorrow to book some holiday time off and i know he works tuesdays so i will hijack him there.....
so if your reading be warned :twisted:
Hi and :welcome: to swinging heaven
Having sex with others does not mean you do not love your partner, she will see that in time, so sit back and enjoy
Hope you find what you are looking for :thumbup:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I got a PM other day asking if the reson i changed my avatar was cause i realised i was ugly after all lol

your bag must of fell off again, quasi
well there was still no need to be so rude.....don't do it again smackbottom
Quote by fatbob
Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
Quote by welshBIcouple
Buy her a bottle of gin after that she not give a shit about her body or who see's it lol
I am of course joking rolleyes
She will let you know when she is ready, may take a few months but all good things come to those who wait wink

Yeah, she was joking - she meant Vodka of course !! lol lol lol
i bloody did not mean vodka
mmmm i love gin, makes me dead horney :rascal: