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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by meat2pleaseu
we could always make cadburys PM victim of the week :twisted:

shurrup your 2 late we already nominated the pic guy lol
Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
:laughabove: nomination for PM victim of the week seconded

gwan darkfire you know you wonna wink
if you send him some pics i will lol
Quote by male4u0126
HI
To all you lovely ladys and couples feel free to leave your pics here

this is a joke...right? :huh:
Quote by onlyme1981
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes
lol

oh ya trollop put some clothes on lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
thought u was talking to me then
then i noticed you said ladies :twisted:
Quote by onlyme1981
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol
Buy her a bottle of gin after that she not give a shit about her body or who see's it lol
I am of course joking rolleyes
She will let you know when she is ready, may take a few months but all good things come to those who wait wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao
Quote by onlyme1981
Don't listen to these uncultured heathens Manolishi.
I perfectly understand that the coffee creams are the best in the box.
I understand that too, there was a time when Roses took out the cream ones and I was devastated!
Coffee creams are the best, closely followed by Strawberry then Orange.
Yummy!
I'll join a campaign to save the coffee cream, sign me up! lol
smile

your all sick i tell ya lol lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
do you think he's seen pic 1 :giggle:

tuts rolleyes
Everyone's seen it anyway...apparently ;) :P
Minx x x
they have wink
to be honest it don't really bother me, i figure we are all here for the same reason and he obviously has not gone round work telling anyone or believe me at our place it would get back to me lol hey he could be a totally genuine user of the site, and i do know who he is in a way i know his name etc cause i have spoken to him every morning i have worked for the past few months, would just be nice to know his user name......
so cummon on up poke
actually he will be at work till 2pm so i will give him a couple of hours to get home and have dinner and i fully expect, if nothing else a PM, but 4pm :thumbup:
Quote by bluexxx

And my advice to any women is, don't go somewhere, where there is a greater risk of it happening to you, for example, walking home alone late at night! THAT IS THE ONLY THING I WAS SUGGESTING IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOTHING MORE! Anyone who thinks that is anything other than good, logical, advice, is an idiot!
Furthermore bluexxx, no, I am not sexist. My question regarding your gender was out of mere interest in whether I was reading the opinions of a man or a woman! What is very clear though, demonstrated by your persistence in attacking an issue that is non-existent in my opinions, that of the "clothing issue", I quote, "In saying that people SHOULD be more careful where they go and what they wear in order not to be , you ARE blaming the victim and sending the message across to anyone reading this who has EVER been sexually assaulted that they played a part in the their assault..." (The clothing part and the blame part being things I never said!), is that you are an idiot!
If people are offended by me suggesting that a woman should do her best to avoid being in a place where there is more risk of her being , with nothing more than her safety in mind, which is all I am saying, then let them be offended, because they too are idiots!

And therein lies your victim blaming attitude. Nuff said on that matter.
Are you completely and utterly stupid, or are you here just to troll the board? If the latter, I am going to make you an ex-member. If the former, please shut your mouth about an issue you clearly haven't got the first clue about rolleyes .
I cited findings from published academic research. You posted shite.
End of.
:laughabove: :laughabove:
You've gotta love this woman
To be honest i wasn't sure how to take him, i actually do think he believes what he is saying is right and for the best but in some way i find that a little more un-nerving.
about time they came to their sences and got rid of them bloody things,(wheres the puke emoticon?) now i'm on a mission to get rid of the strawberry and orange creams as well :twisted:
Quote by johneboy
alternatively you could just ask him his username next time you see him :doh:

i've already said i will rolleyes
oh and why the bloody hell would i look for people on the site from mansfield lol
I'll just bloody ask him next time i see him, it was one of them moments when your cought off guard and not sure what to say, all the way home i was thinking....oh should have said this, should have said that lol
he was quite tasty actually may ask him if he fancies a shag over a pallet of pepsi max lol lol
My personal feeling on the subject is if you are in a room with other people playing i think its ok to lightly touch a woman and see how she if she minds, maybe not go for places like ther boobs or bits till you know shes ok with it, she'll soon tell you if she wants you to stop
Quote by meat2pleaseu
did you ask his username?

wasn't you was it? lol
no did i fuck i just looked at him and run off bolt
thats why i named the post....who are you....thought he may read it and own up
Quote by barewolf
you ARE blaming the victim

Sorry i can't see it dunno
I have read bluexxx posts over and over and i really can't see where you have got that from, unless i'm miss reading what you mean confused: confused
hey but then i am a self confessed idiot, oh with a warped mind too by all accounts lol

I didn't write "you ARE blaming the victim", bluexxx did, I was quoting bluexxx who was acusing me of blaming the victim, which I was not doing... that line of text was c&p'd from bluexxx's post... look back, it was bettween quotation marks (and in the quote box)!
ok sorry my mistake
as i said self confessed idiot :doh:
Though i'd share something with all you lovely people wink
I was working last night, now i work 10pm till 6am but we usually finish a bit early and when we do we go and sit in the coffee room and have a drink and a fag (whatevers ya poison) waiting till 6am so we can clock out, now this morning was no different, had everything done for 20 to so went up for a drink, when we go in theres usually a few of the 6am staff sat waiting to clock in b4 they go down to work, are you all with me so far confused: don't fall asleep the funny bits yet to come lol so there i am in the staff room having a drink and chatting to a guy and a woman sat wait to start, anyway the woman picks up her stuff and says to the guys "right i'm going to clock in see you down there" to which he replys "ok just finishing my drink and i'll be down" so me and this guy carries on chatting away about all kinds of work related crap and at 6am i say "well best be off home thats me done now till friday night" to which he replys "ok alison see you at the weekend and oh have fun at the munch on saturday not you" :shock:
Quote by barewolf
you ARE blaming the victim

Sorry i can't see it dunno
I have read bluexxx posts over and over and i really can't see where you have got that from, unless i'm miss reading what you mean confused: confused
hey but then i am a self confessed idiot, oh with a warped mind too by all accounts lol
Quote by Benz2502
I enjoyed it however there was a "Lord of the Rings-Prince Albert" clip to watch with Jack Black, Sarah Michelle Gellar and clips from LOTRs available as well and that was fucking hilarious...

i have that, pinched it off steak and cheese lol
it is very funny i like the rob zombie bit lol lol lol
Must admit the young guy sat next to him trying to look uninterested was funny
lol
Quote by celticq
I'll tell you what i hate more than a sale person calling, companys that can't even be arsed to put a person on the phone and you answer the phone to a flipping computer mad

I've often wondered about that. Must be the biggest waste of money for companies to do. Who the fuck is going to listen to a recorded message that has called you ? :shock:
i don't listen to recorded message that i call never mind ones that call me lol
Quote by EagerSlut
The shortest PM I ever got read "Hello sexy. ASL?" :shock: :shock: :shock:
My reply was even shorter " :huh: "
End of story!
blink

i get them kind of PMs all the time, just saying a/s/l? usually new single guys.
i usually put back
65/M/London
dunno why bust most never reply dunno
and what really anoys me is when you get daft a/s/l? PMs that you just can't be arsed tp reply to and 10 mind later you get another just saying....well??
mad
Heard it all now lol
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go wink
Quote by Silk and Big G
Because *sigh*

well *sigh*
doesnt someone have a condescending attitude ?
we will do what we like thankyou , thats why were here .
Peace
no not really, its was ment as humor to try and keep it light hearted rolleyes
I really cannot believe so many people have blown this up and made me out to be some kind of monster just because i don't, on first reading, believe everyone is genuine on here, i stlill say a swingers site is not the place to talk about kids, but that is only my opinion, and a opinion is never wrong just different from person to person, i do not have a warped mind, as was suggested in a earlier post, (thanx Alan :thumbup: so i guess a shags out the question now?)just because i like to know people are genuine b4 i talk about private matters with them, and i can only say i am sorry you feel that i am, but seeing as we don't know each other i dare say your feeling about me not lose me any sleep lol
I have exchanged a few PMs with the couple that started this post and they have not taken offence to what i have said which to be honest is all i am bothered about as i never ment to offend them i was just talking about the situation as a whole rather than accusing them of wanting anything underhand.
I think its a bit sad that on a adult site we can not talk about matter without accusing people of being 'warped' or asking if the have 'had a bad day at work' just for suggesting people be cautious.
Quote by northwest-cpl
Is it me? rolleyes
It reads quite clearly that they are looking for people with similar interests and life style, ie. a couple coping with a young family. How that can be seen as anything sinister beggars belief.

Because *sigh*
didn't want to go into this but seeing as you asked in such a way......
and i want to stress that i am in NO WAY suggesting the starter of this thread is the kind of person i am about to comment on but.........
If someone on the net did decide to use this site for reasons other than what its intended for (god forbit) do you really think they would write post like........ 40 year old perver sat at home alone looking for people with kids so i can take advange of them....... and you know what i mean by that please don't make me spell it out, about a year ago there was a guy, i believe it was on this site but i could be wrong i do use a few, advertising for single mums and a few people, as i did, saw it a bit odd that he requested that the women he wanted to meet had kids, now i am sorry that there are few horrable people on here spoil it for us all but i just think that asking for people with kids etc on sites such as this one is in bad taste, now they very well may be a totally genuine couple just after advice from other parents on how to balance swinging and a young family but then they also may not be, i am sorry if my views offend anyone but i stand by them and i still say i would never meet anyone who took a intersts in my children but what you do is upto you