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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by de_sade
Hey does anyone else here love this game or what?

Or What.
rolleyes
Guitar Hero III :shock:
Sad. Sad. Sad...
It's nothing more than Dance Dance Revolution or some other dance mat game for blokes or kids that are socially inept or can't coordinate their clumsy pre-pubescent bodies...
Just because you can play a guitar in a computer/console game doesn't mean it automatically turns you into Slash in reality; in much the same way as being a sniper in Call of Duty 72: The Boredom Years doesn't equip someone with the requisite skills to despatch another human being in cold blood in reality...
:roll:
Get a life...Or better still a real guitar
buying a real guitar doesn't turn you into slash either ya misrable sod lol wink
It did for Slash... :wink: kiss
so i take it you don't want to be in my band when rock band comes out then? gwan i'll let you be slash :lol:
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Quote by de_sade
Hey does anyone else here love this game or what?

Or What.
rolleyes
Guitar Hero III :shock:
Sad. Sad. Sad...
It's nothing more than Dance Dance Revolution or some other dance mat game for blokes or kids that are socially inept or can't coordinate their clumsy pre-pubescent bodies...
Just because you can play a guitar in a computer/console game doesn't mean it automatically turns you into Slash in reality; in much the same way as being a sniper in Call of Duty 72: The Boredom Years doesn't equip someone with the requisite skills to despatch another human being in cold blood in reality...
:roll:
Get a life...Or better still a real guitar
buying a real guitar doesn't turn you into slash either ya misrable sod lol wink
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I don't as a rule eat till about 6pm by then any trace of hang over has gone anyway, tho to be honest its very rear i get them
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My eldst daughter lives on the boody game i can hear it as i type right now lol shes shit hot at it too really upset the hubby that his 15 year old is better than him lol i've had a couple of goes on it but my fingers just don't move that fast redface
Wait till rock band come out :shock:
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Quote by Bonedigger
My (very bestest and dearest) vanilla friend and I weree discussuing swinging the other night over a bottle (or three) of el Vino Collapso, and got onto the subject of paying for sex.
I said thats not something I would ever consider (prostitutes /escorts/gigolos) and neither would Mr B.
She said that in effect we paid for sex when we swung (swang, swinged?? dunno ) so it made us (almost) the same as those who chose to pay for prostitutes.
When I asked her to clarify, she said that because of the extra sexy lingerie, love toys, clothes, shoes, meals, drinks, hotels etc that we shelled out for, thatb we wouldnt necessarily have bought, in essence that was us paying to have sex with other people.
I must admit I was a little taken aback by her opinions, and thought that maybe because she was vanilla then she didnt quite 'get' the lifestyle. But like I said shes one of my bestest mates and I love her to bits, differences and all)
What are your thoughts on her opinions?

i think their's a diffarence between a swinger and someone who use's a swingers site for sex, in a way i agree because i have met some men and because they have taken you out for a drink they expect sex and look quite taken back when i have said no, to me thats someone who uses swinging site for sex, where as i know lots of swingers who are happy to go for drinks etc and expect nothing back in return, personally i don't buy new undies for guys i meet i buy new undies for me and if they lucky the guys i meet will get to see me in them ;) lol
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Don't get drunk, many people take extra drink first time as they think it will over come their nerves, but a drunk person is very unattractive and most in the club will stay away from you, thats my advice learn from my mistake lol
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I personally have no idea what makes you a swinger lol i dont like the phrase and would be more than happy not to be classed as one :lol:
I always wondered if it was because you use the internet for sex, if your a single meeting a single off here that makes you a swinger but if you pick someone up in pub it don't? dunno
I'll be keeping my eye on this thread tho because it'll be interesting to read peoples views smile
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Nice to meet new friends and old (not to old tho lol)
Thanx for the last min invite and to all involved kiss and for the lifts :thumbup:
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Quote by shaleshaker2003
I'm really not sure what the problem is if someone who has a partner plays on here as a single. I thought we were ALL adults on here, therefore we have a responsibility to ourselves. The only person who should be worried / guilty / annoyed if need be, is the man or WOMAN who is playing as a single. After all, there may be a very good reason that they are on this site. Whoever they are having fun with should certainly not be letting it bother them, it's not their problem. Carry on having fun....summer is coming. Shaleshaker2003

I'm like to think of myself as a nice person, cheating on people is not a nice thing to do, if i met someone knowing that they was married and their partner was sat alone looking after the kids thinking their partner was out with their m8s, then i feel i would have also cheated on them and that not a nice thing to do, if they ever found out i'd sure they would be very hurt and i would have played a part in that hurt sad again not a nice thing to do, thats my problem, i'm not the kind of person who think's fuck you so long as my marrage is ok, and if you can't understand that maybe its you whos not an adult
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Quote by de_sade
what does everyone think about this? is there some kind of ettiquette about it?
i don't mean men who swing with the knowledge and blessing of their partner but men looking for a furtive fumble.
usually says something like "discreet" in the profile - and "discreet" is usually spelled wrong too.
am i just being too fussy as usual?

Just men?
No, no, no...Some women too.

i was just thinking this, i've had a woman who was playing away ask me to meet and a few couples where they was both married to other people, single men on this site seem to get a real bum deal and everything wrong about swinging always seem to land on their shoulder.
Personally i wouldn't meet anyone who is playing away but you have to give them respect for telling you at least, as i have meet a couple of guys who have told me they was devorced and it had turned out they still with their wifes mad :x at the end of the day theres nothing on the site that say's people who cheat can't join so as far as this site goes they are not doing anything wrong, so long as people are honest with me so i can't decide on true facts if i want to meet them thats ok with me, theres enough people on here to meet without having to worry about the few you don't want to smile
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I can't say that im am attracted to big men as such, but i have played with big guys if i have met them and got on, i think like most to me its more about the person asa whole than what they look like, however i used to be a size 22 and take it from me big and big just don't go when it comes to sex confused
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i meet as a single woman and i can't get any replys off the forums so you may be waiting a long time lol
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Quote by de_sade
I can't understand it. Maybe I'm just too different to be noticed. I put all the nice stuff on my profile (until I took it off) and wrote to a lot of ladies but got no replies. Don't people have the courtesy to reply, even if it's a "no"?
I am not a Brad Pitt lookalike, maybe that's the problem. Women these days can be so shallow, especially if they are only after looks or money. I have a good job, a house of my own (albeit rather empty) and a brain.
Oh well, maybe I'll try an introductions agency. lol.

Pull yourself together ffs
Try being a woman on here and being told your to fat or to old time after time then you'll know what shallow is, we all get turned down, its a swingers site not rent a shag
sad Naughty you are NOT too old, or too fat. You are lovely and I think you will always be my Sicilian Princess...
And not all men on SH are shallow...
BTW are you available Sunday week at wink
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No i'm washing my hair lol
and i was on about before i lost weight rolleyes :roll: :roll:
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Quote by Dawnie
They very much a personal opinion, i have had tattoos and now i wish i'd nver had them, don't get one just because others say they a good idea and make sure its something your still going to like in 20 years because its still going to be there lol

Just wondering NN, why do you wish you hadn't had some of your tattoos?
i just don't like them any more, i think it was a case of being to young when i had them and not really thinking about if i'd still want them when i was older, i hate it when i'm on web cam and people say nice tattoos, because they arn't and i think people just say i as a conversation point, i don't dislike tattoos at all i like to see them on others if they are done well i just don't like mine smile
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i'm sure i've been reorded on cam b4 because someone i knew asked me if i'd had a good time at some guys house, i didnt have a clue who she was on about and she said well u was on their web cam yeterday, which i wasn't confused
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im just picturing the scene
guys walks in
"darling ive bough you some new knickers"
woman
"you can fook off n all if you think i'm wearing them things" lol
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Oh god i hate getting older, problem with me is i still dress, act, lister to same music, go to gigs etc same as i did when i was young, i don't actually feel any diffarent at all its just shocking sometimes when i look in th mirror and see this old woman looking back at me, i have to remind mself t times how old i am and that i can't be shagging 20 ish year olds no more lol
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They very much a personal opinion, i have had tattoos and now i wish i'd nver had them, don't get one just because others say they a good idea and make sure its something your still going to like in 20 years because its still going to be there lol
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My massive pet hate is pregnant women who smoke, how is that even legal? is a unborn child not a life under the age of 18? grrrr throw the mothers in room 101 lol
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