Quote by meat2pleaseu
yeah, and before you know it you'll be wingeing that they won't get their lazy arse out of bed to get a job
is that what your mums says to u every morning
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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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awww bless, my little girl started full time school last week, we went tuesday for her first day, theres shes stood in her uniform clutching her little lunch box, this was the day i have waited nearly 5 years for and all of a sudden i wanted 2 take her home with me 
as for nerves....smoke more fags then come clean my house 
as for nerves....smoke more fags then come clean my house Quote by The Dukes
as earlier said very new to this. I thought it was a matter of enjoyment and that everyone respected everyone's rules or what ever you call them. I am abit lost now in the fact, that should I get to go into a club, do I break the ice by saying "what are your rules, or wait for the punch on the nose, really confused now.
xx
it can be like that at times, to be honest i do not play with couples anymore because of problems we have had in the past, i find it much easier to play with single guys as they do not have anyone to asnwer to so not much chance of breaking any 'rules', i do and will respect all limits but if i was to play with a couple who gave me a list of what they don't do i'm afraid i would just walk off and look else where, however saying that if its a couple i know and have played with b4 and i know they are a easy going couple then i will pay with them :twisted:
Noooooooooo its very true lol
I have only ever played with 2 women who 'squirt' but it is a sight to behold and does take you back a bit if you have never seen it b4, i however do not do such things
I wouldn't say its like a man, its clear like water and just a gush of fluid then u carry on, the hard bit is dodging the damn stuff b4 you get shot in the face
I have only ever played with 2 women who 'squirt' but it is a sight to behold and does take you back a bit if you have never seen it b4, i however do not do such things
I wouldn't say its like a man, its clear like water and just a gush of fluid then u carry on, the hard bit is dodging the damn stuff b4 you get shot in the face
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On a similar note - I have an animated gif I'd like to use as my avatar but it's currently too big. Is there a piece of software that will resize the whole gif in one go or do I need to resize each pic and reanimate?
host it on imageshack and pm me the link, will see what i can do.
(meaty- mighty author of horneyreds personal welcomefish and dino's dancing cock)
ohh can you do them can you
is that offer open to me n all
meatys new best m8 :rose:
Quote by Mal
well people who go to the munches are off this site so if you go in the chat room or hang about on here you get to know what people like from reading their posts etc plus i'm sorry but as a rule u can stop a bi guy a mile off, even ones who claim to be 'str8 acting'
Freudian slip, Ali?
see i was getting all excited just thinking about it
suppose its to late to go back and edit it??
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Tipton Bird, Mal
Quote by bidave
loadsssssssss of clubs have a bi night
Personally i wouldn't want to have a bi munch because i think everyone is equal and by having bi and str8 munches you would be putting labels on people and puttinng them in their own little sections. At a much where everyone one is welcome you can still meet bi people but get to meet everyone else as well :thumbup:
As for my personal views on bi men i love them, tho with my hubbie being str8 i do not meet as many as i would like, i usually go to the bi night at my local club fr that side of things
Agree, silly question though, how do you know who is bi and who is not, would hate to get in a difficult situation
well people who go to the munches are off this site so if you go in the chat room or hang about on here you get to know what people like from reading their posts etc plus i'm sorry but as a rule u can stop a bi guy a mile off, even ones who claim to be 'str8 acting'
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not exactly
Meaty= Ubergod
Everyone else= Equal
MCB= Diseased Scabby Furball
just neaded to clear up your oversite
oh shut up
loadsssssssss of clubs have a bi night
Personally i wouldn't want to have a bi munch because i think everyone is equal and by having bi and str8 munches you would be putting labels on people and puttinng them in their own little sections. At a much where everyone one is welcome you can still meet bi people but get to meet everyone else as well :thumbup:
As for my personal views on bi men i love them, tho with my hubbie being str8 i do not meet as many as i would like, i usually go to the bi night at my local club fr that side of things
Personally i wouldn't want to have a bi munch because i think everyone is equal and by having bi and str8 munches you would be putting labels on people and puttinng them in their own little sections. At a much where everyone one is welcome you can still meet bi people but get to meet everyone else as well :thumbup:
As for my personal views on bi men i love them, tho with my hubbie being str8 i do not meet as many as i would like, i usually go to the bi night at my local club fr that side of things
In my personal opinion
Swinging is almost fashonable now days, when we first started swinging there was only hand full of clubs and a much smaller group of swingers doing it, now day clubs are all over the place and more and more of them are filled with newbies who don't seem to know what they want or have a clue how to go about swinging, ok so i understand some coupes have to have rules, tho personally to me sex is sex and if i have sex i want to enjoy it not be 4ever held back by what i am allowed to do and what i'm not, our only rule is if you enjoy it do it and if you not happy give me the wink and we'll go, if other have to have what i see as silly rules like, no kissing, no cumming etc why do they bother, how can u possabily enjoy sex with a person that you cannot kiss or cum with, as for showing off to much body in a swinging club will that just taking the piss surely?
Swinging is almost fashonable now days, when we first started swinging there was only hand full of clubs and a much smaller group of swingers doing it, now day clubs are all over the place and more and more of them are filled with newbies who don't seem to know what they want or have a clue how to go about swinging, ok so i understand some coupes have to have rules, tho personally to me sex is sex and if i have sex i want to enjoy it not be 4ever held back by what i am allowed to do and what i'm not, our only rule is if you enjoy it do it and if you not happy give me the wink and we'll go, if other have to have what i see as silly rules like, no kissing, no cumming etc why do they bother, how can u possabily enjoy sex with a person that you cannot kiss or cum with, as for showing off to much body in a swinging club will that just taking the piss surely?
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hope you don't mind me asking but why do you drive all the way to sheffiend when there are so many club in the west midlands?
Hi Naughty Nymphos, Thankyou for your lovely reply. The reason i dont bother with the Midlands clubs is because Chamleons is to close for comfort or rather to close to my home. I really wouldn't want to bump into any work colleagues or any body i know. I Enjoy meeting new people and in a relaxing atmosphere. I have been lachambres for a long time now and i love the venue and the people are fun. I dont mind the drive as is only about an hour or so away, Time fly's really. i would love to take you both with me to the club. what do you think? You both sounds really nice and out going? Please get back to me ladies x
I went to la Chambres many moons ago when we used to live up that way, personally i didn't like the club but to be fair it has no doubt changed since i went 5 years a go
i suppose i'm the opposit to you in the fact i like chameleons because it is so close to me, after a night of shagging i'd rather drive 5 mins home that over a hours lol and if you see anyone you know there so what, are they not there for the same reason as you? but each to their own, i was just being nosey really loloh and ladies? theres only 1 of me
Quote by Andy blueeyes
why is it that no one ever invites us single guys.
i know people have their preferences but wat is wrong with us single folk
urs andy
i've been to loads of house parties with single guys, infact come to think of it every house party i have ever been to have had single guys there
and most of the parties have been from people on this site, theres a party advertised right now on the LMU forum open to single guys, maybe you should read first Quote by sharon_2005
Thankyouuuuuuuuuu all so much you have made me feel loads better about me flanges
I'm going to keep them sod it and by some tits instead hahaha just kidding
No honestly though if you all think they look ok than thats good enough for me :P
God i'm so happy now knowing that me fanny don't look as bad as i thought..
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Sharon xxxx
Thanks once again, your all real kind
nothing ever looks as bad as we think, we are out own worse critics,
now about this money you have just saved i need a new..............
Quote by BiWelshMinx
We met a couple many years ago, one time they came out to our house, we had met a few times but never played b4, now we wasn't new and nor was they, they had met a few couples b4 and had been to xtasia many times, anyway we was all in our bed room and me and Paul was playing away, as you do, when i noticed something was wrong....so looking around while still sucking on this guys cock
Do you have this effect on everyone then ?
;)Minx x x
no only welsh people :twisted:
We met a couple many years ago, one time they came out to our house, we had met a few times but never played b4, now we wasn't new and nor was they, they had met a few couples b4 and had been to xtasia many times, anyway we was all in our bed room and me and Paul was playing away, as you do, when i noticed something was wrong....so looking around while still sucking on this guys cock i suddenly realised that they was watching each others every move, and when i gave the guys a bj she gave Paul one in a sort of its ok now cause they doing it way anyway i played on this 4 a while doing verious things to see if she followed.....which she did very very strange i thought lol anyway to cut a long story short he cum, she cums and he hit the roof, telling us she wasn't allowed 2 cum with anyone else but him, (but it was ok that he just cum with me ) so off they stomp to my bathroom and have the mother of all bust ups, which of course i listerned to at the door, hey its my fecking house if i wonna ear drop outside my bathroom door i will ok , they i hear the slap sound and though of fuck hes hit her, at this point trying to bash the door down to go to her aid, only 2 walk in and see him stood there nose pouring with blood and her walking out muttering to herself was a strange night
i suddenly realised that they was watching each others every move, and when i gave the guys a bj she gave Paul one in a sort of its ok now cause they doing it way anyway i played on this 4 a while doing verious things to see if she followed.....which she did very very strange i thought lol anyway to cut a long story short he cum, she cums and he hit the roof, telling us she wasn't allowed 2 cum with anyone else but him, (but it was ok that he just cum with me ) so off they stomp to my bathroom and have the mother of all bust ups, which of course i listerned to at the door, hey its my fecking house if i wonna ear drop outside my bathroom door i will ok , they i hear the slap sound and though of fuck hes hit her, at this point trying to bash the door down to go to her aid, only 2 walk in and see him stood there nose pouring with blood and her walking out muttering to herself was a strange night Quote by bluexxx
Blue......Sometimes i'm ashamed to be a guy when it comes down to the small minority of guys who have the attitude "she was asking for it"...all because of her attire.
Well yeah, it's a sad but true fact that some people in this day and age still endorse negative and harmful attitudes towards . Although men are more likely to endorse such negative attitudes, some women also do, so I guess it's not just a guy thing.
I am rather sad that I've seen this negative type of attitude expressed on SH
I think its sad that anyone has this kind of attitude, its hard to go into my real feeling on this subject without going into to much personal stuff which for obvious reasons i don't want splashed over a open forum, but i personally know women who have been and never even reported it because they was scared of the trial if they guy was cought/bought to justice, or because they was scared noone would believe them, dosn't say a lot for british justice does it?
I can never understand couples who row over swinging, its supposed to be fun, now if you set the rules down b4 you start there should be no reason to fall out in public, as for falling out because of cumming and where you come thats just pathetic, if i couldn't cum where and when i wanted during sex i wouldn't bother swinging and if we ever got to the point we had a bust up in a club then to me that would be the time to pack up
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sorry can't see the point in it myself
but then i'm quite happy with my bits the way they are (see add 58264 for a seek peek
but like anything its your body so if you want it go for it, i can just think of better things to spend my money on
OI naughtynymphos! I saw your foufie :happy: :happy: :happy:
I know I know small things an all that...
Minx x x
bloody hell where did she come from :shock: :shock:
everyones seen it anyway
'She' is the cats mother young lady :P
;)
Minx x x
yeah yeah very funny with the map thing
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sorry can't see the point in it myself
but then i'm quite happy with my bits the way they are (see add 58264 for a seek peek
but like anything its your body so if you want it go for it, i can just think of better things to spend my money on
OI naughtynymphos! I saw your foufie :happy: :happy: :happy:
I know I know small things an all that...
Minx x x
bloody hell where did she come from :shock: :shock:
everyones seen it anyway
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naughtynymphos1 wrote:
what the bloody hell you worried about looks perfectly fine to me
i may need a closer inspection tho lol
actually the tongue test is the only way to go
Dont ya think me floppy bits look a bit big though
tongue test :twisted:
no, they look fine and give you something to grab onto for the deep tongue test :rascal:
ermmm
excuse me was she asking you? :kick:
bloody men always have to take over on the girly talk
As for looking a bit floppy....well they supposed to be floppy
ok they are bigger than some womens i have seen but a lot smaller than most, you look fine to me, it would be money well spent from a confisence point of view if it makes you happy but in my opinion a waste of money from a looks point of view cause you look ok as you are 